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Hi, you fools! My army is in shambles, having lost to a coalition of militaristic imperialists. I seek- no, I DEMAND- aid in expelling Roach-Busters, Jordaxia, The Metroids, The Dark Nexus, Sarzonia, Crimson blades, and all those other hairbrained sweat-slurpers out of my country! So, if you all know what's good for you, you'll help me out, NOW!!!! This is an order from General Neal, your mental superior and the head of Socialist Cockroaches! So, join us, or you will all DIE! :twisted: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :!: :!:

P.S. RB, Jordaxia, The Dark Nexus, Sarzonia, Crimson blades, and The
Metroids- we ain't scared of you! You all will DIE for disrupting
democracy! We were a peaceful, friendly nation until you barbarians
attacked us FOR NO STINKING REASON!

OOC: Ha hahaha ha ha I made you eat your parents (wait that doesn't make sense). Um... deh win gew loez! Ya, that sounds better

IC:
Meh...

Hi, you fools! My army is in shambles, having lost to a coalition of militaristic imperialists. I seek- no, I DEMAND- aid in expelling Roach-Busters, Jordaxia, The Metroids, The Dark Nexus, Sarzonia, Crimson blades, and all those other hairbrained sweat-slurpers out of my country! So, if you all know what's good for you, you'll help me out, NOW!!!! This is an order from General Neal, your mental superior and the head of Socialist Cockroaches! So, join us, or you will all DIE! :twisted: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :!: :!:

P.S. RB, Jordaxia, The Dark Nexus, Sarzonia, Crimson blades, and The
Metroids- we ain't scared of you! You all will DIE for disrupting
democracy! We were a peaceful, friendly nation until you barbarians
attacked us FOR NO STINKING REASON!

[OOC: Your government has been removed from power and are standing trial. You're dead IC. Remain that way.]

Speaker Aaron Sanchez read the communique

"So...what's the situation? They're asking us to help them attack a number of significantly powerful nations, with armies larger than our current population?"

"That's the long and the short of it" his aide replied.

"I see that their national currency is the toilet paper"

"Yes, sir"

"So in honor, please put this in the proper place in the restroom"

General Neal-

His Geekiness, Dark Lord Geeksay of Sawsoo, has IMMEDIATELY dispatched 255,000 troops to Socialist Cockroaches. Attacks are being launched on all the coalition forces AS WE SPEAK! HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!

Hi, you fools! My army is in shambles, having lost to a coalition of militaristic imperialists. I seek- no, I DEMAND- aid in expelling Roach-Busters, Jordaxia, The Metroids, The Dark Nexus, Sarzonia, Crimson blades, and all those other hairbrained sweat-slurpers out of my country! So, if you all know what's good for you, you'll help me out, NOW!!!! This is an order from General Neal, your mental superior and the head of Socialist Cockroaches! So, join us, or you will all DIE! :twisted: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :!: :!:

P.S. RB, Jordaxia, The Dark Nexus, Sarzonia, Crimson blades, and The
Metroids- we ain't scared of you! You all will DIE for disrupting
democracy! We were a peaceful, friendly nation until you barbarians
attacked us FOR NO STINKING REASON!

[OOC: Your government has been removed from power and are standing trial. You're dead IC. Remain that way.]

Hi, you fools! My army is in shambles, having lost to a coalition of militaristic imperialists. I seek- no, I DEMAND- aid in expelling Roach-Busters, Jordaxia, The Metroids, The Dark Nexus, Sarzonia, Crimson blades, and all those other hairbrained sweat-slurpers out of my country! So, if you all know what's good for you, you'll help me out, NOW!!!! This is an order from General Neal, your mental superior and the head of Socialist Cockroaches! So, join us, or you will all DIE! :twisted: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :!: :!:

P.S. RB, Jordaxia, The Dark Nexus, Sarzonia, Crimson blades, and The
Metroids- we ain't scared of you! You all will DIE for disrupting
democracy! We were a peaceful, friendly nation until you barbarians
attacked us FOR NO STINKING REASON!

[OOC: Your government has been removed from power and are standing trial. You're dead IC. Remain that way.]

[EP]

Shut UP, Sarzonia. Ain't nobody interested in your crap.

We ain't got no guns no more, but the Evil Geeks troops do! You all don't stand no chance!

Listen. Using your puppet, Evil Geeks, will only get you ignored, Winston. (someone compared him to Churchill, for a joke, obviously, so I hereby nickname him Winston.)
What Sarz' said. You are dead, or standing trial. Probably both. How could you get a message out?

(Snicker) I see Roach-Busters, Crimson blades, The Dark Nexus, Jordaxia, and The Metroids ain't talking back. They're smart. They know better. Too bad you don't, Sarzonia. Evil Geeks helping us PROVES that world opinion is overwhelmingly on your side. You don't stand no chance!

Evil Geeks soldiers, DON'T JUST STAND THERE! KILL THOSE IMPERIALISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

(Snicker) I see Roach-Busters, Crimson blades, The Dark Nexus, Jordaxia, and The Metroids ain't talking back. They're smart. They know better. Too bad you don't, Sarzonia. Evil Geeks helping us PROVES that world opinion is overwhelmingly on your side. You don't stand no chance!

[Jordaxia has just responded. Consider yourself IGNORED. And possibly DEATED.]

How could I get a message out? SIMPLE! I broke out of prison! My men are all captured, but I still have the people of Socialist Cockroaches on my side! :lol:

Admiral Nelson noticed the Evil Geeks troops attempting to move to attack. With a flick of the wrist, he ordered several IGNORE bombs dropped on the troops.

Socialist Cockroaches,

As a nation that has not been involved in any military action against you, we respectfully advise that you cease seeking alliances against those who have defeated you within the rules of war. Your allies within "The Evil Geeks" are destined for defeat at the hands of your former enemies, if the size of the respective forces is any indication.

Further action on your part or the part of your allies will simply prove a distraction from more important international matters.

The Serene Republic of Andolai


Sarzonia,

We would be interested in opening diplomatic relations with your nation if you are so inclined.

Sincerely,
Aaron Sanchez
Speaker
Andolaian People's Moot

Anyone need some:
http://www.atmos.org/images/raid.jpg

Hey, Andolai, want to exchange embassies? Oh yeah, Socialist Cockroaches, even if you DID stand a chance, which you don't, do you really think anybody's gonna help you with that kind of attitude?


Roach-Busters nukes every major city in SC with the IGNORE A-BOMB.

Socialist cockroaches, you ARE evil Geeks. Can't you play nice? Also, one puppet nation is hardly representative of world opinion, now, is it?

Hmm...well,I dare not put my small nation in the face of danger.Rather,I will open a trade with the Socialist Cockroaches just so I can see how far they'd go with the supplies.

Ha, ha, ha! Good one, A Few Rich People. But we must respectfully decline. Being a nation of exterminators, we have plenty of Raid already. But thanks. Hey, want to swap embassies and begin free trade between our nations?

Hmm...well,I dare not put my small nation in the face of danger.Rather,I will open a trade with the Socialist Cockroaches just so I can see how far they'd go with the supplies.

[OOC: Trading with them IS putting your country in danger. Especially if the coalition actually decided to declare war.]

Mmm... free trade = money = more brutally opressed people, sounds like a plan Roach-Busters!

Since these noobs don't seem to get what they are up against in this already over RP. I will send 300,000 troops into the nation to counter Evil Geeks!

Also where is the thread for this so I can catch up on whats going on!

Roach Busters, I'm all for it...even if you did ignore my offer of an albino gnu when you were looking for odd animals. I just said we couldn't sell him, not that we couldn't work out a temporary exchange. But you were busy with aliens and weird fantasy creatures, so I understand.

Yeah, I've got a thread in NationStates right now where I'm signing people up for embassies and the like. Should still be on the first page, but I'll find a link just in case.

Here we go:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=153208

Thanks, Andolai and A Few Rich People. Nice to have more diplomatic partners.

I wanted to take this opportunity to thank Socialist Cockroaches for indirectly providing the opportunity for my country to establish diplomatic ties with other nations. Please let me know if I can be of any assistance in the future (assistance that doesn't involve my attacking any nations for you, naturally).

iLock.

Socialist Cockroaches, cut the flaming. Now.

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