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Why do n00bs want me dead? This topic is about that... please answer your question. It seems to be a hobby for n00bs to attack me... and I am annoyed. Please answer this, I must be at peace...

Because nOObs want to destroy something. So they pick on the first person they see.

But why me! I'm too sexy... :(

Not to mention this thread needs to be in GENERAL,or perhaps NS..Not here.Oh,and..the icing on the cake is,you arn't that doggone old yourself.

Eh thanks for telling me where it belongs, heh. And yes I am young... eh. They're young too ya know :roll: but that Sephiroth grr... why does HE want me dead?! It's like the second time.

you spelt my name wrong its sephrioth

He pissed you off, BUT what did you do to piss HIM off?

if i wanted you dead i would send two of my black sqaud in

Why do n00bs want me dead? This topic is about that... please answer your question. It seems to be a hobby for n00bs to attack me... and I am annoyed. Please answer this, I must be at peace...

Well you are kind of the nation that everyone wants dead! I mean, I just coulden't help taking a nuke and blasting you to thy kingdom come!

Ptth! Just kidding. The n00bs probably are meglomaniacs. 8)

If this ends up in a war, I will protect Sephrioth with my life.

too right cam

Cam III arn't you in Victoria? So you're supposed to protect me too XD

He pissed you off, BUT what did you do to piss HIM off?

I really don't know, ask him :roll:

n00bs standard conquest practice is as follows....

Place map of world on a wall. Normally these maps are acquired from Dennys and such places. They're also actually educational placemats for kids.

Throw a dart at it while blindfolded.

Repeat steps 1 and 2 until the map is actually hit.

Look at the area hit and declare war. "Hoorah! I declare war on that volcano!"

I trust Seph more than you. And I have known him longer.

But why me! I'm too sexy... :(

*Puts on music*

I am too sexy for my shirt/ too sexy for my shirt/ so sexy yeah :D

N00bs come after me, too, for recruiting. I always tell them to read the rules and get back to me when they have a few more citizens. :wink:

Okay Cam, I understand. It's acceptable. Eh, and yes I'm too sexy... to BE sexy...

HEY SEPH! This is WiH(i went, now im back for a little), why do you keep attacking these people! A lot of people on NS will be attacking you if your not careful, leave of him unless you want me to take out your army and make you a colony

N00bs come after me, too, for recruiting. I always tell them to read the rules and get back to me when they have a few more citizens. :wink:

you little meanie head, you :D

Well, not everyone new here wants you dead, if it's any comfort. Or are you differentiating people who are simply new from n00bs?

WiH

Who?

No not new people. Just n00bs.

Because they don't like you?

I think it's the name. The Island of Rose. Rose is such a sissy name lol. Heh, I was listening to "Roses" that day so I decided to call it the Island of Rose. Caroline, Caroline! All the boys say you so mighty fine, Mighty fine!

Sephrioth is everything that is wrong with Bush. That's why he wants to attack you. Cam III supports him because he is a genocidist.

Now Muktar lets not start bashing Bush here.

Ummm I'm right wing in real life o.O

I wasn't bashing. Bush has both pros and cons. Sephrioth has all of his cons and none of his pros. that's all I was saying.

Yeah, it's gotta be the sissy name. Wouldn't be surprised if they think you're a pushover.

think about it, what have you doen to make n00bs hate you. if nothing well you are obviously a person people like to attack and you should carry a loaded shotgun EVERYWHERE in rl, and practice the george bush method of foreign policy in ns

Yeah, it's gotta be the sissy name. Wouldn't be surprised if they think you're a pushover.

To invade or not to invade...

And to the electric monks.

*picks up an RPG* Time to shoot some bogeys whoo whee! *starts talking like Dubaya*

i have pros just that i prefer to shoot first ask qestions later
The Island of Rose is you leader male or female

Just for your pleasure, here's a short bio of my leader :roll:

Name: Sergei Ilyanov
Party: Red Party
Political Standings: Moderate Left
Wife: (none)
Son: (none)
Daughter: (none)
Religion: Roman Catholic
Best Friend: General Roska, currently in International waters.
Useless facts: Virgen, hates formal, easy to get along with, rather eccentric at times, gun lover, and sexy.

Hope that's enough.

Just for your pleasure, here's a short bio of my leader :roll:

Name: Sergei Ilyanov
Party: Red Party
Political Standings: Moderate Left
Wife: (none)
Son: (none)
Daughter: (none)
Religion: Roman Catholic
Best Friend: General Roska, currently in International waters.
Useless facts: Virgen, hates formal, easy to get along with, rather eccentric at times, gun lover, and sexy.

Hope that's enough.

Just for your pleasure, here's a short bio of my leader :roll:

Name: Sergei Ilyanov
Party: Red Party
Political Standings: Moderate Left
Wife: (none)
Son: (none)
Daughter: (none)
Religion: Roman Catholic
Best Friend: General Roska, currently in International waters.
Useless facts: Virgen, hates formal, easy to get along with, rather eccentric at times, gun lover, and sexy.

Hope that's enough.

Because if they tried to destroy me, my military, which numbers more than their population, would squash them into oblivion.

Ummm I'm right wing in real life o.O

Thats your problem, I'm left wing. You facist, you. (Joking, don't hurt me!) *Hides under desk*

If it comes down to war, I'll smash every last country into the ground that attacks Rose.

*Climbs further under desk* http://www.nationstates.net/forum/images/smiles/icon_cry.gif

*Climbs further under desk* http://www.nationstates.net/forum/images/smiles/icon_cry.gif

*Climbs further under desk* http://www.nationstates.net/forum/images/smiles/icon_cry.gif

*throws fragmentation grenade at desk*

*Frag Grenade blows arm off and runs away*

Since we're on the subject on n00bs what detterents/IGNORE cannons do you guys use?

A big one.

Eh, I was expecting pictures. They always give me a good laugh. Especially that one with soldiers and the monkey...

Okay Cam, I understand. It's acceptable. Eh, and yes I'm too sexy... to BE sexy...

Your to sexy to play this game maybe you should leave

I'm not that sexy :wink: