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Monty Python seeks diplomatic relations

MontyPythonHolyGrail
14-06-2004, 02:20
The new nation of Monty Pythons Holy Grail seeks diplomatic relations with all nations possible. Please contact our Secretary of Panzie Dipolomats, Brave Sir Robin.

SIR ROBIN OF CAMELOT
http://modrzew.stopklatka.pl/grafika/holy/robin6.jpg

If you wish to help our military please contact Secretary of War (offensive action) Sir Lancelot the Brave.

SIR LANCELOT THE BRAVE
http://www.scifiwarehouse.com/acatalog/B9353.jpg

If you wish to help us in defense, contact Secretary of War (defensive action) The Black Night (none shall pass)

THE BLACK KNIGHT
http://www.sword-n-stuff.com/acatalog/images/black_knight.jpg

If you wish to give us economic aid, please talk to Secretary of Commerce, Sir Galahad

SIR GALAHAD
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West Scotland
14-06-2004, 02:26
West Scotland
14-06-2004, 02:35
OOC - Monty Python...it's great an' all...but aren't you a tad...over the top with this?

"But my god, this is excellent!" cried out the president of West Scotland, reviewing the news. "Finally, there ariseth a nation that upholds the banner of Arthur, most royal imp of fame!"

“Eh…yes, sir,” replied an aide nervously, slowly shuffling away.

“You must wire $15 billion to this wonderful state immediately, Percy.”

“Yeah…right away, sir.”

The aide quickly left the room and proceeded to his duty at a sprint. Meanwhile, the president leaned back comfortably in his office and began humming [Sir Robin’s Ballad.

(by the way, it's Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot. And what, pray tell, happened to Sir Bedevere? Have you no department of education? And have you know department of silly walks?)
Roach-Busters
14-06-2004, 02:40
Roach-Busters would be delighted to exchange embassies with MontyPythonHolyGrail, begin free trade between our nations, and possibly exchange military bases.
Enripta
14-06-2004, 04:57
Enripta would like to open diplomatic relations with your nation.
Penpusher Confederacy
14-06-2004, 05:06
We would like to build a huge embassy in your capital. Also, we want to trade.
Ying ying CR
14-06-2004, 05:36
The government of YyCR waves our collective numnums at you and your aunties. Because your just being silly and- Please ignore the previous stupidity children are delightful, but alittle annoying sometimes. We would be please to start a relationship with you. It's just that it'll only be on a friendly basis... You see we just got out of a very rough relationship and we kind of want to take it slow now. You understand right? Oh I'm so glad...well call us!
Irondin
14-06-2004, 05:47
Irondin will open a embassy and establish trade
The Island of Rose
14-06-2004, 05:50
Official statement from the Island of Rose:
"We would love to have diplomatic relations with you, I say we have an embassy exchange. Also, we should talk about trade yes?"
-Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs: Roska Einvach

P.S. "It'd be wonderful if you send a diplomat to the President's Villa, he's having a party right now."

OOC: LOL funny man XD YOU are nation I'd like to have my eye on. The Villa thing? You're gonna have to look for it... it's in International Incidents somewhere...
Xeraph
14-06-2004, 05:58
Greetings fro Xeraph!

As we are avid supporters of nations who hunt European Sparrows, we would like to establish an embasy in MPHG, and invite the Grailites to establish one in our capitol of Xeraphia.
Also, if you have any problems w/witches, we have the ability to transfer any people who have been newt-ralized to our de-newting facilities.

respectfully,

Alaric, King of Xeraph
Xeraph
14-06-2004, 05:58
Greetings fro Xeraph!

As we are avid supporters of nations who hunt European Sparrows, we would like to establish an embasy in MPHG, and invite the Grailites to establish one in our capitol of Xeraphia.
Also, if you have any problems w/witches, we have the ability to transfer any people who have been newt-ralized to our de-newting facilities.

respectfully,

Alaric, King of Xeraph
Godmoding Unlimited
14-06-2004, 06:39
Greetings.
Cheers.
Too right.
Golly good.
Sounds right.
Must be off.
Farewell.
Goodnight.

Seriously we'd love to establish ties with you as soon as you make clear what ties you'd like.