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a missle has come in and hit one of our navy ships. signs show that it is from a nation called "The Island of Rose" Here is the transmition.

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First Mate: We are about 5 miles away from the Caucasian Guam Military Base. Tell the Captain to slow down the ship
Sailor: Yes sir
***********ALARM GOES OFF*************
Sailor2: 4 torpedos from a ship that says "the island of the rose" are coming towards us
Captain: how long until they hit
sailor2: about 2 minutes
Captain: All men on deck, prepare defense
First Mate: There is no time sir. 30 seconds left
Captain: Abondon ship
Crew: *panic*
First Mate: It's been nice working with you captain. 5, 4, 3, 2, good bye
****BOOM**** ship is destroyed
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This was recived at 9:00pm 6/13/04

I DECLARE WAR ON "THE ISLAND OF THE ROSE"

OOC: Does this nation actually exist?

The official response from TIOR's ally DPUO:Er...OK...any proof there? Well whatever. Usual stuff, you attack them we'll hammer you to death and so on. Please don't. It's awfully bad manners.

OOC: Yes I do exist. And you cannot post casualties, tell me why you are going to war with me.

um..this is totally made up..can you show us a link that says he attacked you?

that was the proof right there

President J.L. addressed the Parliament of Roach-Busters:

"My friends, it seems as if tensions are brewing between the nations of Beetle42590 and Island of Rose, threatening to explode into full-blown war. Following a seemingly unprovoked missile attack, Beetle42590 has declared war. However, because the evidence of Island of Rose's involvement is dubious, we will remain neutral. I am hereby proposing the Republic of Roach-Busters Neutrality Act, which would establish a 'permanent state of neutrality' during this conflict. If conclusive evidence shows that Island of Rose did indeed launch that missile, we will offer to send ambassadors to the two nations to try and get them to negotiate this crisis peacefully. We condemn Beetle42590's rush into war without attempting to negotiate first, but since we do not know if both nations are at fault, again, we shall remain neutral. I do ask, however, that a close eye be kept on both nations, because I have a premonition this crisis is far from over."

The official response from TIOR's ally DPUO:Er...OK...any proof there? Well whatever. Usual stuff, you attack them we'll hammer you to death and so on. Please don't. It's awfully bad manners."I'd suggest you find a new ally..."

Senator Charles Wheeler
Minister for Foreign Affairs

Response from the Offices of War:
"We never heard of you, your name sucks, and you're tacky and I hate you."
-Minister of War: General Roska

Roska's Office:
"Let's see what they think of this."

*sends off thousands of e-mails containing homo-erotic porn*

OOC: Yes I do exist. And you cannot post casualties, tell me why you are going to war with me. im going to war with you because you attacked one of my navy ships while we were on our way to our new military base

IC: I NEVER HEARD OF YOU!
-Minister of War: General Roska

I'd really not recommend this course of action, friend...

Response from the Offices of War:
"We never heard of you, your name sucks, and you're tacky and I hate you."
-Minister of War: General Roska

Roska's Office:
"Let's see what they think of this."

*sends off thousands of e-mails containing homo-erotic porn* OOC: wo wo wo wo wo. I didn't know you were gay. Anyway, if it was an accident or u did it on purpose, you destroyed one of my ships. o by the way, my name is better than yours, you just don't understand it

OOC: im not gay so stop sending homo porn

Beetle42590, can you provide any evidence that it was Island of Rose that attacked you and not some other nation? How do know it was that nation that did it?

OOC: Heh, I need to get rid of my spam @.@ did Sepheroth tell you to do this?

OOC: im not gay so stop sending homo porn

OOC:
Beetle, its considered polite to TG people ahead of time and ask OOCly if they want a war. Picking a random nation and saying 'YOU DID THIS!!!' is grounds for ignoration.

IC: Did the Heavily Armed Peoples of Sepheroth tell you to do this?
-Minister of War: General Roska

The official response from TIOR's ally DPUO:Er...OK...any proof there? Well whatever. Usual stuff, you attack them we'll hammer you to death and so on. Please don't. It's awfully bad manners."I'd suggest you find a new ally..."

Senator Charles Wheeler
Minister for Foreign Affairs

You're going to support a small nation in an unprovoked attack on a member of several formal, militarily-binding alliances?

IC: Did the Heavily Armed Peoples of Sepheroth tell you to do this?
-Minister of War: General Roska

Beetle, your rabid eagerness to rush into war is eerily reminiscent of Evil Geeks. Is there a connection between the two of you?

I told all of you, a navy ship of mine was destroyed and the opposing ship said "the island of rose" thats the reason of war

Yeah, I know, but it's just too random. No build-up, nothing. Rose doesn't seem hugely happy with it, either. Added to which, were this an act of war, surely he'd be attacking you right now? Don't walk into a war, please. There are too many right now, and frankly you stand to lose miserably no matter what you do.

OOC: But you can't do that. Look below. (I'm not really doing this, so don't worry ;))

IC:

Today, a West Scotland naval frigate was attacked by an enemy destroyer marked with 'Bettle42590' on its side. For this reason, we are declaring war and mobilizing the full extent of our resources at this nation to wipe it off the face of the planet.

Have a nice day.

"I never heard of your country. Please leave the peaceful people of the Island of Rose alone..."
-Minister of War: General Roska

OOC:
Beetle, its considered polite to TG people ahead of time and ask OOCly if they want a war. Picking a random nation and saying 'YOU DID THIS!!!' is grounds for ignoration. OOC: thanks but i didn't pick him out randomly. he attacked one of my ships. I read the stickys and nothing said about telegraming someone before going to war

"The CWRD will be most displeased if TIOR is attacked."

-Premier Zukhov

Did you read the one pointing out that the best wars often semi-co-operative? A well-done war requires good planning between the parties who're going to RP it, in order to make it good to read and play out. And in any case, IF you're going to engage in a competitive war, you're gonna lose. Rose can squish you without much trouble.

Yeah, I know, but it's just too random. No build-up, nothing. Rose doesn't seem hugely happy with it, either. Added to which, were this an act of war, surely he'd be attacking you right now? Don't walk into a war, please. There are too many right now, and frankly you stand to lose miserably no matter what you do. the reason im not attacking right now is because he didn't answer my question. Was it you or someone that stole one of your ships that attacked me?

deat.

We have many allies... let's see.

Region: 25 allies, note that I'm the delegate.
The International: 41 members, note that some are delegates and can call for help.
Victoria: 6 huge allies, one of which is a delegate... hmmm.

Still want to go to war?
-Minister of War: General Roska

P.S. Leave us alone... we won't go to war, but if you attack us we will.

im a delegate to and i will still go to war. Im not going to back out of MY war

"THE ISLAND OF ROSE DID NOT ATTACK YOU! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD YOU IDIOT!"
-Minister of War: General Roska

P.S.
I declared war on a nation called "the island of rose" there not that strong. i think there pop is 200million. i can take thm but i want help!
Their real reason ^

OOC: Who cares if it's IC or OOC they're n00bs end of story.

The full wrath of Automagfreek is at The Island of Rose's disposal.The Island of Rose has been the subject of several unjustified attacks, and considering that we look favorably upon Rose I see it only fit to aid them should they need it.


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---Damien the Destroyer---
-Supreme Warlord of AMF-

war is the only answer to our many problems pack ur bags boys were goingt o war!!!!!!!!!11

war is the only answer to our many problems pack ur bags boys were goingt o war!!!!!!!!!11

OMFG LOLZ J00 R T3H W1NN4R!!111111

Seriously, can we stop with the n00bishness people?

The full wrath of Automagfreek is at The Island of Rose's disposal.The Island of Rose has been the subject of several unjustified attacks, and considering that we look favorably upon Rose I see it only fit to aid them should they need it.


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---Damien the Destroyer---
-Supreme Warlord of AMF-

Personal message that does not represent the view of Rose:
"Oh my God... you pissed him off... you have to say sorry now... and um thanks."
-Minister of War: General Roska

OOC: Who knew that AMF would get involved, eh :roll:

DGNT has dispatched a messenger carrying a decicred (DGNT ten cent piece, its worth about fourteen US cents though), since Beetle had apparently reformed, but has dropped back into his old ways.
We strongly suggest grovelng for mercy now, since AMF most likely already has a few hundred nukes ready, if your lucky he'll just enslave your population, rape your houses and burn your women.

have a war of economics, its much more hurtful to the country most damaged by it. give them lots and lots of potato chips and make their nation obese.

(ooc: Jesus...are you guys actually taking this seriously? It has to be a joke, nobody is this stupid. Not even Arcel or Lima...just ignore him and move on, instead of bumping this thread.)

OOC: Yes I do exist. And you cannot post casualties.

Yes you can post casualties. Let's say you torpedo a ship. You can witness an explosion, but only the targeted nation can explain the result of the torpedo hit.

Bleh, seems to have ceased for now. Just as well, really, 'cos my army's all over right now. :(

Not another one!

The Island of Rose is in the Victoria Alliance, (can I just start putting VA its easier?) if you attack him on these grounds before carrying out the investigations I would expect a nation to do before commiting, then the memebrs of the VA will have to attack you, seen as we're bound, and anyway now AMF wants your balls for earrings, there is NO way you can win, all your people will become subjects of occupying forces once we march through and as I said to the last poor pr--k that did this, I will march my army into your cities, level them, then return to my capital with the heads of your leaders on poles. OK? So you back down now?!?

Grand Marshall Michael O'Faolain

You getting impatient by any chance? (He asked hopefully)

Only slightly, I don't mind n00bs, Is that right I never learned Teh 1337, always seemed stupid to me but hey. Yeah so I don't mind n00bs but I can't stand God Modding or being completely stupid, like this!

OOC: Who knew that AMF would get involved, eh :roll:

OOC: Well pardon me for trying to help you. :roll:

OOC: I didn't know I was so worthy :D

DGNT has dispatched a messenger carrying a decicred (DGNT ten cent piece, its worth about fourteen US cents though), since Beetle had apparently reformed, but has dropped back into his old ways.
We strongly suggest grovelng for mercy now, since AMF most likely already has a few hundred nukes ready, if your lucky he'll just enslave your population, rape your houses and burn your women. OOC: what do you mean im going back to my "OLD" ways. Im not godmodding or flamming. o0o by the way, why does AMF have to get in this. This was just me and The Island of Rose.

ooc// AMF has a lot to do with this, he doesn't need a reason, he can do what he pleases :D he's that cool. Beetle, you want that war? I'll let you choose, just realise what's going to happen.

o0o by the way, why does AMF have to get in this. This was just me and The Island of Rose.

OOC: Because we are on friendly terms. That's what I do, look out for friends.

OOC// Beetle do you still want war or not? Well? Even though it's annoying that you do declare war on me. Eh, your choice.

Official Statement from the Offices of War:
"Since we have not heard a response from Beetle, we will offer the chance for unconditional surrender. That's right, you surrender and we decide. You have no say in this. You have 48 hours to surrender."
-Minister of War: General Roska

(ooc: Don't you just love gunboat diplomacy? :D)

(ooc: Don't you just love gunboat diplomacy? :D)

ooc: It's both a curse and blessing. Bump for response...

Ooh! Gunboats! Hadn't thought of that!

A DPUO SAG is right now en route for a goodwill visit to Beetle. The fact it's fully armed, escorted by a submarine groupd and has strict order to keep a sharp eye is of no interest. :lol:

Ooh! Gunboats! Hadn't thought of that!

A DPUO SAG is right now en route for a goodwill visit to Beetle. The fact it's fully armed, escorted by a submarine groupd and has strict order to keep a sharp eye is of no interest. :lol:

ooc// yes let's ignore the fact that it can destroy his entire navy :roll: don't forget bombers.

Hey, it's just a friendly gesture to keep his MUCKY BLOODY PAWS (or is that feelers? :lol:) OFF MY ALLY!

ooc// If he doesn't respond you can sick the dogs on him :roll:

ooc// If he doesn't respond you can sick the dogs on him :roll:

My thanks to Socialist Cockroaches. Through your actions, you seem to have increased diplomatic ties among several other nations. I appreciate it.

Double post. I freaking hate this server.

My thanks to Socialist Cockroaches. Through your actions, you seem to have increased diplomatic ties among several other nations. I appreciate it.

Now let us do the Harlem Shake o.O

I hate to sound behind the times, but what's a Harlem Shake?

ooc// Then you must not be behind the times, you're just really really white xD joking. The Harlem Shake is just a dance. Eh, I need visual aids.

Response from the Offices of War:
"We never heard of you, your name sucks, and you're tacky and I hate you."
-Minister of War: General Roska

Roska's Office:
"Let's see what they think of this."

*sends off thousands of e-mails containing homo-erotic porn* OOC: wo wo wo wo wo. I didn't know you were gay. Anyway, if it was an accident or u did it on purpose, you destroyed one of my ships. o by the way, my name is better than yours, you just don't understand it


OOC: You can't RP another nation's actions.

Roska's Office:

Roska:"I wonder when he's gonna surrender?"

Private:"I don't know sir, you wanna bet on it?"

Captain:"Ya I wanna bet on it."

Roska:"I says he surrenders before the time is up."

Private:"He won't surrender I bet."

Captain:"He'll surrender right on the dot actually."

Roska:"Five Roses?"

Private:"Deal!"

Captain:"Okay!"

And so a pool started around his office, each betting five Roses.

Bumo for response

*starts playing the Rocky music*

Bump... he wants war @.@

To the wardow to the war the war! Smell the war right off my war! Watch them warers war!

Eh I bump j001111 LOL OMG I AM DAR VICTOR1111 LOLZ

Eh I ain't a n00b :roll:

Right, oK.

El bump of doom o_O

So whats happening Rose, you are invading him now? :D

In about 36 hours if he doesn't surrender... I will have mercy.... he says I'm easy eh? Well he'll get his war...

Yaaaaaaay, Its been weeks since ive had a smash-em-up war :D
Allow me to march and bombard him with you!

Uber Bump

OF.B.C. Breakfast News

Current Exchange Rates This Morning.

Pelt up 3 points on the U.S. Dollar ($2.14 per 1 Pelt)
Pelt up 5 points on the Aus Dollar ($0.75 per 1 Pelt)
Pelt down 4 points on the Rose (0.50 Rose per 1 Pelt)

"The clearing up soldier listens into the wager, I place 2 pelts he won't surrender without force."

Yaaaaaaay, Its been weeks since ive had a smash-em-up war :D
Allow me to march and bombard him with you!

Ya... I'd rather I fight him myself. You can have the left overs of course. And uh... it's more a meaning of personal pride. :roll: But you're gonna have to beat AMF to it if he's going to war him.

Yaaaaaaay, Its been weeks since ive had a smash-em-up war :D
Allow me to march and bombard him with you!

Ya... I'd rather I fight him myself. You can have the left overs of course. And uh... it's more a meaning of personal pride. :roll: But you're gonna have to beat AMF to it if he's going to war him.

War who?

OOC:Ooh never saw those posts, before.

IC:

The O'Faolains still cleaning up the concrete dust formally request...

"Can we join in, please, pretty please, with cherries and ice cream on top? PLEASE!"

"Or at least let us brick up their windows and doors, go on we're engineers after all. Oh go on."

AMF has decided to help me, and he will annialate him if need be. So you're gonna have to beat him to the pickings if it comes to war.

AMF has decided to help me, and he will annialate him if need be. So you're gonna have to beat him to the pickings if it comes to war.

We all can go :D

It will be like a family trip :)

Sorry... personal pride, he said I was weak and I must bomb him to the ground now. But you can have his allies. :roll:

**sits like a dog**

WICH?
WICH?

We the Confederates could shout insults at them from behind the AMF troops, or provide one of our Courtesan Regiments for the troops, c'est magnifique, n'est pas?

With ICE CREAM!!!

CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM

CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM

Of course!!!


Let's go for his Allies, can we, can we? I'll stick with Camewot, seen as I can get both our Troops past the Blockade, well by sea anyway. We could sail to them and Blockade them, then there are too many bockades for my brain to comprehend. And what does Beetle12345678910 mean anyway?

I gots no idea. And no shooty until 48 hours over!

CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM

Of course!!!


Let's go for his Allies, can we, can we? I'll stick with Camewot, seen as I can get both our Troops past the Blockade, well by sea anyway. We could sail to them and Blockade them, then there are too many bockades for my brain to comprehend. And what does Beetle12345678910 mean anyway?


My troops arent in Rose anymore, if youre talking about the blockade in Camewot, everything is going by plane anyway :P
No blockading, shooting! shooting!

I am an ally of Beetle46750, if you wish to attack our region, you will all die. Support will come from Cardassia Minor and Borg Universe

Permiso...

Allies:

The International: 40 members supporting me
Victoria: 5 members supporting me
The New Roman Empire: 24 members supporting me

HAVE A NICE DAY!

ooc: Rose i told you not to spray the II deoderant on, you know it attracts the silly n00bs who can't even war RP to save their lives.... :P

ooc: Rose i told you not to spray the II deoderant on, you know it attracts the silly n00bs who can't even war RP to save their lives.... :P

Awww... but it makes me sexy!!!! :cry:

I will, also the we dont run in fear. The Borg, if engaged in any battles will usually transport to your ship, and...........

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT
I CHANGED MY MIND DESTROY BEETLE47564 OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS

ooc: Rose i told you not to spray the II deoderant on, you know it attracts the silly n00bs who can't even war RP to save their lives.... :P

Awww... but it makes me sexy!!!! :cry:

OOC: ya don't need it :wink: :P

I will, also the we dont run in fear. The Borg, if engaged in any battles will usually transport to your ship, and...........

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT
I CHANGED MY MIND DESTROY BEETLE47564 OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS

Horray for ally wanking :lol:

BTW, i am also a member of the international, and with your threats your region will be dealt with accordingly :wink:

I will, also the we dont run in fear. The Borg, if engaged in any battles will usually transport to your ship, and...........

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT
I CHANGED MY MIND DESTROY BEETLE47564 OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS

Get on your knees and beg for mercy... and then say I like Michael Jackson's hair and I wear it everyday...

The nation of Railail fully supports Beatle, demanding not only do The Island Of Rose apologise for the attack, but also take the blame for other problems around the world, including the struggling economy and lack of political freedom available in Railail.

Railail's ministers also state that it would like the Island of Rose to admit it is a large fairy pants.

The United Region of Cool do not condone our actions. We will destroy them later.

i SHALL NOT, PLAY THIS IMMATURE CHILDS GAME. JUST DESTROY HIM

[Russel Crowe Voice]

"On my signal, unleash.... Camewot, and hell I guess!"

[/Russel Crowe Voice]

"I will die, but not yet, not yet."

And that is why my petit copin, you will not win this conflict, I say conflict for I do not declare WAR!


Serious IC:

The Confederacy of The O Faolains hereby reserves full right to defend itself, its neinghbours and its Allies, we will not be threatened into any form of negotiation or surrender, we will not be threatened by a poxy country as Beetle4670, (WTF) nor any of it allies, nor shall we just sit back and allow you to "n00ke" us (cross between n00b and nuke see what I did there) we have state of the art Anti-missile systems. We offer Quarter to all Allies of Beetle46750 now before hostilities commence. Rejection of Quarter wikll result in Victoire Totale

Yours

Grand Marshall Michael O'Faolain ~ Commander in Chief The Armed forces of the O'Faolains

Anyway, who do we attack first?
Klingon Imperium or Railail?

The nation of Railail fully supports Beatle, demanding not only do The Island Of Rose apologise for the attack, but also take the blame for other problems around the world, including the struggling economy and lack of political freedom available in Railail.

Railail's ministers also state that it would like the Island of Rose to admit it is a large fairy pants.

The United Region of Cool do not condone our actions. We will destroy them later.

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:
"The ships were docked, there is no proof of this destruction. The only ship outside of Rose is the CRS Rose, which is not a submarine but a Carrier. Also, you do realise that I am not gay... I just have too much spam. Now leave us be or be annexed. Note that AMF is involved on our side and he can crush you all like bugs, trust me... the Rosians are scared of him..."
-Minister of War: General Roska

P.S. NO ATTACKEY! We wait...

OOC// Read the thread first man

Let Klingon Imperium see the Wrath of Victoria, on Rulail, evn if we lose we win, they see we're so nuts we'll attack like a rabid wolf.

Rulail first, definately, we need intell though, Camewot...

OOC: Rulail, please don't take it personally just accept the quarter and all this ends! Klingon Imperium ACCEPT MY QUARTER!!!

**cheers**
you make the thread Faolains!

And send me youre msn Addy!

OOC: :cry: MSN wrecks my PC so I don't have it :cry:


BUT :lol: :D :D I do have a Hotmail account.... Check telegram in about 5 mins while I get intell

We should declare a war on n00bism! They are a threat to our society! They, not the terrorists, are the new axis of evil o.O

Railail, you have a population of 5 million, evn if you have superior research going on, it won't be enough. By myself I have over 3 times as many soldiers as you do population, were I to march to your capital I could easily wipe every living thing off the face of your country.

I once more Ask for you to accept Quarter and seek my conditions.

Yes accept his quarters or mine. All you have to say is that President Sergei Ilyanov is the sexiest man alive, that simple. Come on... you already lost your dignity! Don't make me bomb you too -.O lol

*Wakes up*
*Thinks about flexing military muscle*
*Brain seconds motion*
*Mobilises a lot of the navy*
*SAG halts to be joined by two more, three CVBGs and three submarine groups*
*Puts long-range aviation on alert*

*Wakes up*
*Thinks about flexing military muscle*
*Brain seconds motion*
*Mobilises a lot of the navy*
*SAG halts to be joined by two more, three CVBGs and three submarine groups*
*Puts long-range aviation on alert*

You have a way with words my friend :roll:

[code:1:afee2a379d]
RE: Nuclear weapons

TIoR we have seen it fitting to give you two MIRV ICBM's for your own useage.[/code:1:afee2a379d]

OOC: do you have msn? or AIM? or any form of messanger Rose?

IC: Did the Heavily Armed Peoples of Sepheroth tell you to do this?
-Minister of War: General Roska
ic no we did not

Hey, only tryna help! *weeps brokenly* :(

pats DontPissUsOff on the back, "there there, its ok, you cann help me and Camewot take out 'Beetle_Juice's' Allies"

O..k i have a little idea for you why don’t you all back off ? and if you don’t and touch one hair on isle of rose i will pummel your nations to the ground and i do have legitimate back up . this is my only warning to you.

The Federal Union, its reversed, the war is being taken to Island of Rose's enemies, namely the allies of Beetle56789, no need for warnings. =] :)

Ahh all Righty then If you need help just hollar

The Federal Union, its reversed, the war is being taken to Island of Rose's enemies, namely the allies of Beetle56789, no need for warnings. =] :)

Yeah, when is the thread done?
Cant wait...
As I said before its been ages since Ive had a smash-em-up RP again...

THE THREAD IS UP, ALL COMBATANTS HERE PLEASE WANDER TO THE THREAD NO, search for the

War declared upon Railail (Closed RP) [ATTN Railail and Camewot]

topic

*Perks up* OK! :D *Put on The Light Cavalry Overture*

I ALREADY HAVE!!! HAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

By 6:32 Wednesday, you can have his allies. Also... bump for response.

AMF has decided to help me, and he will annialate him if need be. So you're gonna have to beat him to the pickings if it comes to war.

We all can go :D

It will be like a family trip :)

OOC: I'll bring the napalm.

:cracks knuckles:

Time to call in a few 3 billion+ friends of mine for a quick favor...

OOC: You can have his allies, I want Beetle to meself. He called me weak :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: NOW HE MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111ONEONEONE

Hey AMF, ya wanna join the pool we made? 5 Roses.

I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!!

*Beetle42590 sends one nucler bomb towards island of rose.*


OOC: its Beetle42590 get the number right

*Beetle42590 sends one nucler bomb towards island of rose.*


OOC: its Beetle42590 get the number right

hahahahahahahahaa
you can't posses nukes you silly little boy you!

"Sir, you have over 30 nations willing to destroy you. Some havn't told you here, but they want you dead. Also, you don't own nuclear missles, you're too young."
-Minister of War: General Roska

OOC: But for your pleasure :roll:

IC: As the nuclear missle headed to Rose, it crashed into a 747, a droning 747 with no people, instead it was driven by remote control. Now Rose is safe.

OOC:I can out godmod you, don't try me 8) also, do realize that AMF wants you dead. And since that was a blatant act of war....

IC: "Allies, today we were attacked. Luckily it was over the ocean, but it headed towards us! So I ask unto thee.... to annialate him! Good day!"
-Minister of War: General Roska

OOC: Eh :roll: time to die! I'll handle the air war, you guys handle the ground war!

IC: Being deployed is:

CRS Rose
(Contains 50 RF-1s)
(Contains 25 RB-1s)

Tell me if the numbers are wrong. It's a Troskty ClassII Carrier.

OOC: Time to die you f00lish n00b :wink:

"Sir, you have over 30 nations willing to destroy you. Some havn't told you here, but they want you dead. Also, you don't own nuclear missles, you're too young."
-Minister of War: General Roska

OOC: But for your pleasure :roll:

IC: As the nuclear missle headed to Rose, it crashed into a 747, a droning 747 with no people, instead it was driven by remote control. Now Rose is safe.

OOC:I can out godmod you, don't try me 8) also, do realize that AMF wants you dead. And since that was a blatant act of war....

IC: "Allies, today we were attacked. Luckily it was over the ocean, but it headed towards us! So I ask unto thee.... to annialate him! Good day!"
-Minister of War: General Roska

OOC: Eh :roll: time to die! I'll handle the air war, you guys handle the ground war!

IC: Being deployed is:

CRS Rose
(Contains 50 RF-1s)
(Contains 25 RB-1s)

Tell me if the numbers are wrong. It's a Troskty ClassII Carrier.

OOC: Time to die you f00lish n00b :wink:

Erm...you just launched a nuke...we don't like that. Do you want our SSBNs to start launching at you?

ooc: tIoR do you have msn or some other messenger?

OOC// Nope sorry. You all have my permission to invade him, by land. I like air wars -.O

The CRS Rose receives it's orders, as it did, it headed out into the Grand Duchy of Beetle42590. It should arrive there in an hour.

Inside the CRS Rose, General Roska's Office:

"Hehehehehehe, this'll teach them." He walks up to his computer. "Thank God for spam." He then sends the following spam to the Grand Duchy's computer. What kind? The entire collection of Cher! "Ya... this'll scare them."

The Serene Republic of Andolai wonders if spamming with Cher could be considered a war crime. Oh, well, not our business.

IC: Being deployed is:

CRS Rose
(Contains 50 RF-1s)
(Contains 25 RB-1s)

Tell me if the numbers are wrong. It's a Troskty ClassII Carrier.

OOC: Time to die you f00lish n00b :wink:

i though the TrotskyII carried 200 aircraft?

Actually, sack that.

IC: Beetle, you were warned against messing with TIOR. It is our honour to conduct the first strike.

First, those units we have off your main naval base (3 SAGS and one sub group) are fully armed. On receipt of a command from Eastern Fleet Command, they commenced attacking your small navy with long-range SSMs (SS-N-19, SS-N-22) and then closing for torpedo attacks.

Standard SAG: (3)

2 Kirov-class CGN
1 Kiev-class helicopter & V/STOL carrier
8 Sovremmennyy-class CG
4 Udaloy-II-class CG
4 Neustrashimiy-class FF
6 Supply vessels

Standard Anti-surface submarine Group (1)

10 Akula-III SSN
4 Sierra-III SSN
10 Oscar-II SSGN

Total number of missiles fired:

SS-N-12B: 24
SS-N-19: 376
SS-N-22: 96
SS-N-25: 32

Total: 528 SSMs. Approximately 20% malfunction, leaving around 422 missiles (+/-6)
Have a nice day :)

Post damages please.

Well well, since I(Lord Rift) was at the Island of Rose for a very nice dinnerparty, you just threatend to eliminate me. That can't be tollerated, if there's anything that comes above the 500m in your country I'll have a full retaliatory strike on your ass.

Consider this a warning, have a nice day.

Lord Rift.

IC: Being deployed is:

CRS Rose
(Contains 50 RF-1s)
(Contains 25 RB-1s)

Tell me if the numbers are wrong. It's a Troskty ClassII Carrier.

OOC: Time to die you f00lish n00b :wink:

i though the TrotskyII carried 200 aircraft?

OOC// Yeah, but it was out in international waters, it wasn't docked. It was in another war, but then it came to international waters to stay neutral. We did it to end a war, besides it seemed to be the new thing.

El Bump o doom

Bump, come on join in his total destruction.

On the Prekash

Gul Sevit: "I have decided not to get involved in this conflict"

Gul Dakar:"But sir, Beetle47560 is our ally we"

Gul Sevit:"I dont care, this is not threatning Cardassia Minor. I have, though, put the 2nd and 9th Fleet on alert"

Gul Sevit:"If an nations need supplies in this conflict, contact me and I shall see what can be sent"

On the Prekash

Gul Sevit: "I have decided not to get involved in this conflict"

Gul Dakar:"But sir, Beetle47560 is our ally we"

Gul Sevit:"I dont care, this is not threatning Cardassia Minor. I have, though, put the 2nd and 9th Fleet on alert"

Gul Sevit:"If an nations need supplies in this conflict, contact me and I shall see what can be sent"

How smart we are :roll: bump

I just could not help to say something and rose i am sticking up for you not him so complete your war and finish him off! I dont care who wins as long as someone looses :D :wink:

OOC//Carrier should be there by now.

As the CRS Rose entered the waters closest to Beetle42590, the Carrier went busy. Preparations were made for take-off. All the planes were going to take off and attack the insignificant "nübe" nations as how it was being called. The RB-1s were the first ones taking off, but it would be a long process. They would fly around the Carrier until all were up. This process would take 30 minutes.

Secret IC:
Meanwhile inside the CRS Rose:

General Roska on the phone:"... well thank God they didn't ban dirty bombs eh? I knew uranium mining would help us. Yes the RB-1s are loaded with them and the RF-1s will cover. Yes, our allies are at the ready. Excellent, they won't dare call us weak now." click

über bump

bump

OOC: Hey Cam:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=153435

CRS Rose:

All the planes are now up in the air, each RB-1 armed with 3 of the special bombs. They start flying towards the insignificant country, they will meet their doom. They have orders to destroy anything that moves there. They are covered by RF-1s. They are flying towards the nation... and they will arrive in an hour.

OOC: Feel free to join the massacre

BUMP OF DOOOOM

yo cardassia minor, i think I need something.

remember in the battle of greenskinz when we chilled in the Hoy Castle (the Hoy Castle is the whitehouse version of Beetle42590 in the capital of Levine) I need the hologram machine and the warp machine to war the Hoy Castle (Bli Blah knows what im talking about)

IC: *Beetle42590 raises his defences*

note: no soldgers of any kind are in TIOR or anywhere else. They are still in Beetle42590

OOC// Be more specific. What kind of defenses are you raising? I can't work with that -.O

we raise the alert level from orange to red ( from 4 to 5 and 5 is the highest) basically we are defendeing ourselfs for an attack

OOC: Time to arrive at the shore!

The entire squadren, 25 RB-1s and 50 RF-1s arrived at the shore. The RB-1s were told to wait behind. The RF-1s were told to eliminate any nearby defenses so the RB-1s are allowed to go in. The RF-1s go into teams of two, loaded with mavericks and sidewinders. Now, they must clear the defenses.

OOC: Help be good right now :D

* 25 fighter panes surround the east side of Beetle42590's coast to look out for any missles being launched, and the same thing for the west side *

long story shory, TIOR=ally
i=launched 9 20kwarhead covnentional ICBM's from subs around pedaphiliac waters.

OOC:Broke my arm, sorry i cant elaborate, typin with 1 hand here..

OOC: Assuming you don't have defenses.

The RF-1s did not find any defensive structures or bogies. They call in the RB-1s to attack. Now they are in perfect formation, speeding along at Mach 2, the highest they can go so they can avoid any special defenses. Now they look for cities...

RF-1=(MiG 36)
RB-1=(F-22)
(Assuming they both can go Mach 2. If not sorry)

* beetle42590 sends 50 subs into beetle waters and wait for the bombs to hit *

OOC: im confused did you launch something at me or not

im talkin 2 TIOF and that other guy

OOC: sorry for that, that was my clone
i didn't relize that i was signed on as him

beetle,post losses for my icbm's

* the subs disarm 8 of the 9 that came. Luckily the city was evacuated because of the high level of attack. One sub was destroyed and 50 people diedthe last bomb destroyed one of beetle's beaches *

The RF-1s and RB-1s fly past the so-called defenses. Their GPS pops up with the location of their Capital. And now, they start speeding over there... they should arrive in 10 minutes.

OOC// Just surrender Beetle -.-

* they did not get past my defences, they were all disarmed and landed in the ocean. no damage was caused *

* beetle42590 send another nuclear bomb towards The Island of Rose. Three fighter planes follow it (one on its left, one on its right, and one behind them) The fighter planes are there so try to eleminate enemys that try to stop it *

* beetle42590 readies two more nukes (thats 4 all together) *

OOC: i suggest that you surrender because after bli blah gets here and we get cardassia's help ... its over!

dude, i launched 9 20k icbms at cities, not your ocean. ICBM's have pinpoiny accuracy and travel around 10,000 mph.


post losses. real losses.

*readies several hundred thermo-nuclear missiles and points them at Beetle*

Enough.

OOC: Beetle, they are planes idiot. And you did not specify what defenses. Also you can't have nukes, but dirty bombs are okay. You want war, you need to war this properly. Also, you can't post casualties. You can say they launched a missle at the planes but that's it. Learn to RP you nübe.

pedaphiclac (w/e) those are real losses deal with it

OOC: Beetle, they are planes idiot. And you did not specify what defenses. Also you can't have nukes, but dirty bombs are okay. You want war, you need to war this properly. Also, you can't post casualties. You can say they launched a missle at the planes but that's it. Learn to RP you nübe. OOC: yo I posted my own casualties and I am allowed to do that And I do have nukes. You can't tell me what I do and don't have. o0o btw u said i can only say "they launched a missle at the planes but that's it" so what your saying is i say that and the other nation posts my casualties. yea thats real smart o0o don't flame either

OOC// Now to roleplay this for real.

The squadren has arrived at the Capital and so they drop their dirty bombs. The RF-1s are above the skies to watch for enemy airplanes.

OOC: Post losses, and you didnt have time to evac them all.

OOC: Beetle, they are planes idiot. And you did not specify what defenses. Also you can't have nukes, but dirty bombs are okay. You want war, you need to war this properly. Also, you can't post casualties. You can say they launched a missle at the planes but that's it. Learn to RP you nübe. OOC: yo I posted my own casualties and I am allowed to do that And I do have nukes. You can't tell me what I do and don't have. o0o btw u said i can only say "they launched a missle at the planes but that's it" so what your saying is i say that and the other nation posts my casualties. yea thats real smart o0o don't flame either

OOC: You throw the punch, they declare the hit. That is RP, learn it.

OOC: yes I did. It may be my capital but its not that big

OOC: Beetle, they are planes idiot. And you did not specify what defenses. Also you can't have nukes, but dirty bombs are okay. You want war, you need to war this properly. Also, you can't post casualties. You can say they launched a missle at the planes but that's it. Learn to RP you nübe. OOC: yo I posted my own casualties and I am allowed to do that And I do have nukes. You can't tell me what I do and don't have. o0o btw u said i can only say "they launched a missle at the planes but that's it" so what your saying is i say that and the other nation posts my casualties. yea thats real smart o0o don't flame either

OOC: Actually, people do it all time xD. What I meant was, that you can send your defenses against me and I say how they affect me.

OOC: Beetle, they are planes idiot. And you did not specify what defenses. Also you can't have nukes, but dirty bombs are okay. You want war, you need to war this properly. Also, you can't post casualties. You can say they launched a missle at the planes but that's it. Learn to RP you nübe. OOC: yo I posted my own casualties and I am allowed to do that And I do have nukes. You can't tell me what I do and don't have. o0o btw u said i can only say "they launched a missle at the planes but that's it" so what your saying is i say that and the other nation posts my casualties. yea thats real smart o0o don't flame either

OOC: You throw the punch, they declare the hit. That is RP, learn it. thats what I did, they launched the bomb and i said how many people I lost (you people don't understand anything)

"Screw personal pride. Nuke em to hell."
-Minister of War: General Roska

OOC: Did you just insult a renowned RPer? Heh. Just lose Beetle. You wanted war.

OOC: Beetle, they are planes idiot. And you did not specify what defenses. Also you can't have nukes, but dirty bombs are okay. You want war, you need to war this properly. Also, you can't post casualties. You can say they launched a missle at the planes but that's it. Learn to RP you nübe. OOC: yo I posted my own casualties and I am allowed to do that And I do have nukes. You can't tell me what I do and don't have. o0o btw u said i can only say "they launched a missle at the planes but that's it" so what your saying is i say that and the other nation posts my casualties. yea thats real smart o0o don't flame either

OOC: Actually, people do it all time xD. What I meant was, that you can send your defenses against me and I say how they affect me. THAT IS WHAT I DID. WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT! I ONLY POSTED MY CASUALTIES!!!!!!!!!

"Screw personal pride. Nuke em to hell."
-Minister of War: General Roska

OOC: Did you just insult a renowned RPer? Heh. Just lose Beetle. You wanted war. no I didn't. I just said that I posted my own casulaties

you obviously have no idea how to post casulaties

Beetle, those are not real losses.

NINE
HUGE
ICBMs
LAUNCHED
AT
MAJOR
CITIES


Tell me how you "disarmed" them.

here is an example of an RP:

Guy 1: 20 B-52's were sent to your capitol to carpet bomb the industrial areas.

Guy 2: The early warning warning satalites blare, and the high alt SAM's start firing

Guy 1: 7 B52's are blown out of the sky, and crash to earth in massive fireballs

Guy 2:13 Bombers reached the capitol and destroyed 4 Missle Factories, 4 SAM sites, a hospitol, a school, and an airforce base.

Casualties

12 grounded f18's
6,000 Civilians
1200 Military Personnel
12 M1Abrahms
3000 Factory Workers.



NOW POST YOOR FUCKING LOSSES.

OOC: by the way AMF I did learn it. I read all the stickys and I know how to RP

The silence was broken on both the seas and on the AMF homeland as dozens upon dozens of missile siols opened their hatches. Automagfreek was on high alert, and due to nuclear activity by Beetle, all AMF SDI systems were online and at full capacity. Under the waters AMF ballistic missile subs recieved their coordinates from Freek satellites, and upon hearing the confirmation code they launched their missiles in sync. Dozens of AMF subs simultaniously launched their missles with the missile launch from the Freek homeland, and after firing they quickly reloaded the silos and launchers on the subs.

The nukes proceeded out of the atmosphere and the final stage in their flight path. They began plummeting to earth at breakneck speeds in pentagon patterns. As the missiles flew faster and faster they fired thier thrusters, kicking their momentum into high gear.

***

Silos across Automagfreek began reloading and prepared to launch yet again. It had been almost a half hour since the initial launch already, and nearly a hundred missiles had been fired.

Beetle, those are not real losses.

NINE
HUGE
ICBMs
LAUNCHED
AT
MAJOR
CITIES


Tell me how you "disarmed" them.

here is an example of an RP:

Guy 1: 20 B-52's were sent to your capitol to carpet bomb the industrial areas.

Guy 2: The early warning warning satalites blare, and the high alt SAM's start firing

Guy 1: 7 B52's are blown out of the sky, and crash to earth in massive fireballs

Guy 2:13 Bombers reached the capitol and destroyed 4 Missle Factories, 4 SAM sites, a hospitol, a school, and an airforce base.

Casualties

12 grounded f18's
6,000 Civilians
1200 Military Personnel
12 M1Abrahms
3000 Factory Workers.



NOW POST YOOR f--- LOSSES. all right I dont care about you so I am ignoring you

beetle, its impossible do destroy icbms. they move too fast.

almost impossible, actually. but you cant freaking do it with subs

hahaha this guy is a noob..

OOC: im done for today. Unlike all of you I have a life (while all of you are probally on this thing every day) anyway, ill destroy you tomorrow

hahaha this guy is a noob.. im a noob im a noob ... your the one that created your nation on 6/5/04 so shut up. Im ignoring you during this war. just go away in a corner and hide cause your a noob to me

The silence was broken on both the seas and on the AMF homeland as dozens upon dozens of missile siols opened their hatches. Automagfreek was on high alert, and due to nuclear activity by Beetle, all AMF SDI systems were online and at full capacity. Under the waters AMF ballistic missile subs recieved their coordinates from Freek satellites, and upon hearing the confirmation code they launched their missiles in sync. Dozens of AMF subs simultaniously launched their missles with the missile launch from the Freek homeland, and after firing they quickly reloaded the silos and launchers on the subs.

The nukes proceeded out of the atmosphere and the final stage in their flight path. They began plummeting to earth at breakneck speeds in pentagon patterns. As the missiles flew faster and faster they fired thier thrusters, kicking their momentum into high gear.

***

Silos across Automagfreek began reloading and prepared to launch yet again. It had been almost a half hour since the initial launch already, and nearly a hundred missiles had been fired.

beetle, its impossible do destroy icbms. they move too fast.

almost impossible, actually. but you cant freaking do it with subs well i destroyed them so too bad. idc what you say you noob

OOC: im done for today. Unlike all of you I have a life (while all of you are probally on this thing every day) anyway, ill destroy you tomorrow

It's summer so my life is on vacation. Sorry :roll:

[code:1:81947e0e79]As a nation that prides itself on obeying the laws of thermodynamics and traditional chemical physics while employing magitech to be at a modern-tech level, we would like to join in and blow things up. To be more exact, we would like to make things explode in Beetle42590's realms . . .

Jaron V. Bluq
Crimson Blood Alchemist
Tower Army-of-the-Homicidal-One Institute of Warfare[/code:1:81947e0e79]

[code:1:81947e0e79]It should be noted that the Crimson Blood Alchemist in no way represents The Tower's views. The Tower cannot be held responsible for the Crimson Blood Alchemist's actions.

N. H. Neverille
Grand Alchemist of The Tower
former Metal Lattice Alchemist[/code:1:81947e0e79]

OOC: I won't do anything without the explicit permission of The Island of Rose and/or AMF. This post is otherwise made primarily for kicks . . .

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:
"If you want to bomb him, be my guest!"
-Minister of War: General Roska

OOC// I am so loved...

hey douchebag,look at my pop

me>you.

my nation was revived. it should say created 5/21/03,with a 3906 post count.

OOC: I just hate to see other nations get attacked for seemingly no reason.
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[code:1:ff6bbcb4bb]Who said anything about bombing? Well . . . transmuting several hundred thousand humans/animals/whatevers into fertilizer bombs . . .

Crimson Blood Alchemist[/code:1:ff6bbcb4bb]

There was a city. The Crimson Blood Alchemist did not care what city. It was an enemy city within Beetle42590 territory. MAybe it was the capital. The Crimson Blood Alchemist did not care. He cackled, clasped his hands together.

Some said a runic circle appeared when a great alchemist performed a transmutation. There were soldiers, the Crimson Blood Alchemist saw their weapons, their looks of surprise. The explosive spell ripped through the formation as he blew one of them after another. A human contained enough explosive organic matter to make a very nice bomb. All you had to do was know what to modify, which bonds to break and reforge.

Was there a defense against an alchemist as insane as the Crimson Blood Alchemist? Yes: you shot him while you had the chance, prefferably in the back.

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OOC: your choice how many actually died. It's not like he's keeping track.

OOc: I go to bed for one night and you start without me? How could you? boo chuffin' hoo.

IC: Missiles slowly pounded the beaches launched from the two Trojan Destroyers, the defences were unresponsive, but they would be soon.

Arkala Team-Charlie 1 Knelt on the front of the Banshee Gunboat, "30 seconds, Go with the gods!" the driver informed them, "1-3 left, 4-7 right, me and Arkasha up front."

The Banshee began to fire its twin .60 MBMG onto the beach providing a wall of lead hurtling towards the head of the beach, with a bump the Banshee crashed into the beach, the Arkalas jumped onto the beach and followed Arkala 9's orders to the letter, the other Arkala teams sprinted up the beaches. Straight at the Beach defences.

Arkalas Lost: 42/167
Banshees Lost: 0/50
Landing Craft Lost: 2/75
Destroyers Lost: 0/2
Frigates Lost: 0/5

The squadren starts flying back to the CRS Rose, unsure if they accomplished their mission, all they know is they bombed something... they speeded along at Mach 1.5 so they would avoid getting hit. They started talking on the radio.

Cheetah Leader:"Well guys good work, back to base."
Cheetah 14:"And if we messed up?"
Cheetah 11:"They have a secret weapon just in case..."

OOC: Beetle post the losses correctly eh?

OOC: who's next? After Beetle_Juice

ooc: this whole RP has sucked, very very badly, you've all acted like n00bs and children, what happened to even decent war rp's ? :roll:

Railail War thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=153328)

OOC: I don't understand, are you saying mine's done badly too?

Dumpsterdam MCS has launched one(yes one, I'm feeling lame at this point) ICBM loaded with steel toothpicks at Beetle_Juice.

Statement from Lord Rift:

Burn in hell, ass.

ooc: this whole RP has sucked, very very badly, you've all acted like n00bs and children, what happened to even decent war rp's ? :roll:

Railail War thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=153328)

ooc// foreign policy: To beat a n00b you must be a n00b

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=153483&start=40

OOC: Post your IGNORE cannons there :roll:

OOC: Foreign Policy// If a country declares hostilities upon an ally you tell them to stop and agree to terms for thier agression. He's a n00b but he doesn't act like a n00b, he acts liuke a big-boy so I'll treat him like one, and anyway it won't be a bloody war, unless he makes it that way. I actually want to welcome Railail into a coalition 'cause I think he's got balls of steel for his County's age.

Just needs to know when not to be agressive, I was desperately forming Allies at that age just to avoid this kind of problem. But I got pounded all the same,no one ran to my aid then!