Steveishandsome
14-06-2004, 00:27
The great Magnifico has been hired to provide his services to the Steveishandsome army. By the end of the weekend training course our soldiers will have the ability to:
1. (Most importantly) To catch bullets in their teeth, this will provide an obvious tactical advantage as each bullet caught is one less that is going through their skulls.
2. Levitate at will.
3. They will have expertise in setting up mirrors that will allow them to appear invisible.
4. They can turn enemy soldiers into rabbits, or perhaps doves.
For the fee of 2500 tons of high carbon stainless steel, one of your commandos will be eligible for this training.
1. (Most importantly) To catch bullets in their teeth, this will provide an obvious tactical advantage as each bullet caught is one less that is going through their skulls.
2. Levitate at will.
3. They will have expertise in setting up mirrors that will allow them to appear invisible.
4. They can turn enemy soldiers into rabbits, or perhaps doves.
For the fee of 2500 tons of high carbon stainless steel, one of your commandos will be eligible for this training.