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they use their female subjects as sex slaves so i have decided to take them down

have fun and best wishes.

fire all strategic nuclear ibcms the warhead on this is 107 megatonnes

:roll: if you launch those ICBM's you will be glassed buy me

OOC: Dont bother with nukes. That way you dont gain anything.

IC:

We will aid you in this INVASION, and will support with an entire Airborne Division and Marine Division.

it's typical spehiroth "OMG I n00kz J00 with 1000 N00ks!"

isn't there a blanket ignore on him?

launch one of the ark angel e.m.p misiles and then deploy the 5 asault fleet

:roll: Im staying nutral but if he nooks! Isle of rose ill glass him so mutch hell be http://www.griefers.net/images/owned.jpg

Well Seprioth I've finaly had enough of you, start this war and you be perpared to finish it then.

EDIT: Double post.

Well Seprioth I've finaly had enough of you, start this war and you be perpared to finish it then.
And im going to back you up Dumpsterdam

shut it Dakara,Dumpsterdam

:roll: shut up ?? how chldish

Dakara will defend TIOR from any attack by the n00b nation of spehiroth. Hopefully we can teach some of his people how to speak english after we completely occupy his territory


OOC: TIOR i recommend an IGNORE on this one, he deserves it.

Sepheroth... you are a n00b.

First of all, they are prostitutes, they work of their own free will, second of all, the President is Catholic and does not have sex slaves, and Kazak what's your name, I have over 50 allies, are you sure you want this? Please leave me alone, now if you excuse me, I have guests.
-Vice Minister of Forgein Affairs: Roska Einvach

OOC: First he invades me for getting guns, now he invades me for being a lefty nationwise. Ah... so funny.

fires off a low yeild nuke

*fires high yield IGNORE nuke at Sephiroth*

Up above the clouds on the space station ROFL, a command came in loud and clear. sephriroth must be destroyed. "Major! fire up the I.G.N.O.R.E. cannon!"

"Aye sir. beginning pre firing sequence"

"N00kular power core at 50%"
"All n00b converters are green!"
"60%"
"All the j00 conduits are ready to go sir!"
"80%"
"LOL and LMAO lenses focused on target"
"100%"
"Fire!"

The pillar of of white light descended on the nation of sephiroth, the burning shockwave leaving nothing untouched. echoes of people running around on fire screaming "OMG!!!!" could be heard miles away. finally, Sephiroth was no more.

*Points to nation name* You sure you want to mess with our friend?

near Hwarang Base in Low Earth Orbit, the ROFL (recently Redesignated LMAO) class I. G. N. O. R. E. Satellites Helix and Demon Started up.

"OWN3D Device at 35%"
"N00b Reconverter Filiments are Hot"
"anti-N00b Main Element On-Line"
"OWN3D Device at 55%"
"Godmod Elimination Devices are Hot"
"OWN3D Devive at 67%"
"LOL Lense Focusing... Focused!"
"LMAO Lense Focusing... Focused!"
"Nation Condenser On-Line
"OWN3D Devive at 81%, now 90%, 99%"
"All Devices, Hot, Lenses Focused,"
"OWN3D Devive at 100%"
"LET ER RIP!"

Sephiroth died that day.

:lol:

This is hilarious!

Above Earth. In a secret Sattelite Laboratory. Doctor Otto Octavious went over his research.

"Dear God, its worse then I thought! This n00b is responsible for over 35% of the Forum Crashes alone!" he exclaimed.

"What do you mean, Forum Crashes?" asked a scientist.

"Well, you see, Godmodding causes forum crashes. When a nation attmepts to cross over into the Godmodding realm, where mathematics, common sense, logic, punctuation, proper spelling, etcetera. Cease to exist. The sheer amount of IGNORE Cannons being fired causes Instability upon the Forum Level."

"MY GOD!" A scientist said dramtically.

"That means...!" he reinerated.

"Yes...Sephiroth plays way too much FF7, and....he must be destroyed. For the good of all RPKind..."

"Fire the Ignore Cannons, Mr Sulu." Doctor Octavious said grimly.

ty dontpissisofff fire two demon class stategic nuclear misiles at tior

Private Rambo says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/enluzi.gif Hey, what a neat monkey *pets monkey*, hey, look at this General, I think it likes me!

Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif I think it has rabies and is smiling whilst it imiagines tearing your face off.

Private Rambo says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/enluzi.gif Naw, Jo-Jo wouldnt do THAT, would choo, huh juju? huh? Are you the bestest monkey in the whole wide wor- AUGH! AUGH! ITS GOT MY FACE! AUGH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Oh dear, this calls for a tactical nuclear strike...

http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Sir, couldnt I just shoot it?

Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif But I want to nuke something, Ive gone a whole week without pressing 'The Button', I think I might be going into withdraw...

http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Well, at least use a SMALL missile. Or call in a chopper.

Private Rambo says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/enluzi.gif AHHHHHH!!!! AUGH! ITS BURROWING INTO MY CHEST! AUGH! HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!!!!

Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif *sigh*, I suppose Ill call in a chopper....
*radios*

http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/bigchop.gif 'Allo? 'oos this then? Ohhh, 's you Gn'rl, rioght....rioght, jolly good sir, Iwl get rioght on et. 'Ey! Joe! Th' Gn'rl wans you ta shoot that monkey!
Joe: Sir, your fake accent isnt fooling anybody
Pilot: Oy! Just shut the bloody 'Ell up and shoot the bleedin monkey!
Joe: All right...
BANGBANGBANGBANG

*monkey dies*

Private Rambo says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/enluzi.gif I cant feel my face....OH MY GOD! I CANT FEEL MY FACE! WHERES MY FACE!
*searches on the ground*

Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Its attached to your head, and aside from the bitemarks your OK, now we have to take you back to HQ and give your series of painful injections directly into your spine.

Private Rambo says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/enluzi.gif I never saw WHY they had to do it right into your spine...

Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Well, they dont, but the doctors do it to the Enlisted men because they can, one of the benifits of officership is that you can have people executed for little or no reason. MEDIC!

http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Sir?

Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif YOUR the medic?

http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Yup, what were you expecting?

Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Dunno. Anyway, the Private here has a small Brazilian Squirril monkey lodged in his chest, remove it.

http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Hmm...he must have drunk some contaminated water.

Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Err...no, he was petting it and it bit his face, then burrowed up through his stomache.

http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif No way! Monkeys dont do that, anyway, I can see the end of the worm here, see? Its right next to his spleen.
*pull*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! OHSHITOHSHIT
OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT IM GONNA DIE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
*gurgle...*

Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif
Damn.
ANOTHER MEDIC!!!

http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Yessir?

Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif *does a double take*
Errr...arent you lying on the ground with a monkey in your chest?

http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Nope, most soldiers look exactly the same for some reason, what can I do for you?

Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Well, Private here had a monkey in his chest cavity, but now its in this guys, so please remove anything still working and replace anything not working for the private.

http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Right'y'o sir.

After several hours skillful work with a pair of chimp-removal-tongs (the monkey tongs fell in the toilet and nobody wanted to try to get them), a lot of bandaids, some duct tape, and two bannanas later the offending primate was removed and eaten by the soldiers.

Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Mmmm, that was some good monkey. Pass the ketchup!

the fifth asualt fleet has arived begin bombarment of tior's coastall defences

Point of Interest:

If that second word is supposed to be "fifth", then 50% of the words in the last post are spelt wrong.

Scrumpox Press Association sends this wire to all affiliates:

PUSTULE CITY-Ezreal Desdinova, Prime Minister of Scrumpox, has announced today that rumors of attempted nuclear attacks on the Island of Rose by the nation of Sephrioth have been reported.

While Scrumpox will remain neutral in this conflict, the Prime Minister has voiced his concern that, despite Sephrioth's stated goal of freeing women on the island from sexual slavery, that the nation has decided to use nuclear weapons. The use of the weapons will undoubtedly kill the women they are trying to save.

"Whoever is running Sephrioth needs to lay off the crack," said Desdinova, before noticing that reporters had begun to take notes. After gulping for air a couple of times and straightening his tie, he had this to say:

"The nation of Scrumpox thinks using nuclear weapons on the people you want to save is a ridiculous idea that is as appropriate as a prime minister wearing crotchless leather briefs during a press conference."

-SPA Wire

50000 lsts troop transporters are deployed

OOC: Where's the Star Goat when you need one?? :roll:

I duno...think we could lure em in? The n00b factor from Seprioth is high enough woudn't you say?

*In the retaliatory bunker*
"Comrade General, fire away!"
The five hundred missiles streamed into sephiroth and exploded. Nothing could live. The nation was dead.

LOL DGNT

OOC: Damn those monkeys DGNT, damn them.

They do taste good though, but they are a bugger to kill.

Although incredibly funny I think I can end this.

The Island of Rose is in the Victoria Alliance, along with many other alliances, in that Alliancwe are some of the largest nations here, you pick on TIOR and the rest of us, are bound, as well as the fact we'll want to, to blast you with what ever you see fit. Anyway what's wrong with Legalised Prostitution, they are kept safe by the Govt. The Govt. keeps a medical and psychological eye on them and we make sure they don't end up being abused. The service is entirely legal and justified as well as safe.

You attack TIOR boy and I wil personnally lead an army into your cities, level them and wander home victoriuos, your leaders' heads on poles before my army. You want to attack a barbaric nation, come and a have a go if you think you're man enough!

Yours maturly
Grand Marshall Michael O'Faolain ~ Confederacy of The O'Faolains

OOC: Sephrioth, the Island of Rose is classified as a "New York Times Democracy". Do you really think that such a government what institute and allow sex slaves? Or any form of slavery for that matter?

I mean really!, you should lighten up a little!

I thin, seph, you're in the shit. Please don't make a multi-national coalition kill you.

Language ladies and gents, language.

But you're right, he's up the Creek! Back down and I think TIOR and i shall impose some sort of reparations for the threat. Couple of Billion each should do I think, Island of Rose?

My apologies. Unwarranted language there. *Sits behind his reasonably big and horribly beweaponed army*

if ur going into war some of my demons will hellp fine. I am willing to go in as a allie.... :twisted:

He will die, don't you get this, your freind here Sephrimomomomomo or what ever his name is, is dead if he even tries to attack The Island of Rose. Blast it.


Message
To: the Peaceful People of the Island of Rose
From: The Confederacy of the O'Faolains
RE: Defense

We are appaulled at the current amount of hostilities surrounding your country, we here by wish to send, a force of 20,000 to your shores to help you incase of invasion. Please send message to the rest of our Victoria Allies, I will begin Operation Turtle, to defend your shores with a series of Rommel like Pill Boxes and mine fields.

Yours
Grand Marshall Michael O'Faolain

At the nation airport of the Island of Rose


Twenty air-carriers from the army were heading for the airport.

Base, this is Victoria-Member Camewot, request to land.
We have aboard troops, food, water and fortifications...




Meanwhile:

Communique from the Empire of Camewot to Sanataci

You're dead

The Engineers all looked to the skies and ran for their helmets as the Twenty Transporters flew over head, "It's our lot, it's Camewot!" the sergeant of that particular platoon called out, the men gave out a enormous cheer, the Defense of what was Operationally known now to the O'Faolains as Island Zero had begun.

"Come on you lot get that trench dug!"

Oh, it's started? Alright, good.

Rose, you have our Foreign minister as a guest for the moment. Make sure he doesn't get killed if you can avoid it.

[code:1:51de8eadc9]We're going to start shipping in aircraft for use from your airfields; Su-39s and MiG-29Ms should do nicely I think. They'll come with some munitions, delivered by air (ineffficient but c'est la vie) and then more by sea as needs be.[/code:1:51de8eadc9]

"Red Eagle One, this is IOR control, airbase Delta, you are cleared to land. Wind speed is three knots, bearing two-three-one. Over."
"Roger control, Red Eagle one received and understood, out." The MiG-29M lined itself up with the runway, crabbing a little to counter the effect of the wind, and then with a squeal of tyres and a small cloud of smoke was on the ground, drogue 'chute deploying. This airfield, a small concrete strip, was to be home to one squadron of 12 aircraft; the other squadron from this regiment would be based a few miles away. The colonel commanding the regiment didn't like the absence of air defences or radars, but this op had been laid on rapidly. Ah well.

IC: Keeping a close eye on the situation... fighter wings availible to help with the destruction of Sephrioth if required, yada-yada-yada.

OOC: I can't really be arsed having anything to do with him, it's too damn hot. Still, at least he's trying to fight someone other than his puppet this time, and I haven't done any RP'ing in a while - why do I get the feeling this is going to dishearten me even more?

The Confederacy hereby requests from The Island of Rose, to allow the following armed troops on to your shores.

Defence Force Bravo

15,000 Wolf Marines
2 Tiger Class Destroyers
20 Banshee Class Gunboats

We await your response. The Troops are stationed on Ready Alert.

Yours
Marshal Arkadi Strenlikov~ Minister for External Defence

OOC: I presume Island of Rose lets me in...

IC:
The 20 carriers landed and from each plane came 50 soldiers...
They got in nice rows and started marching towards O Faolains soldiers for orders..

Meanwhile all the supplys were being outloaded and brought where needed...


The Government of Camewot requests for another 50 carriers to come..

The President as on his morning coffee when he heard the news...

Hmmmm... Interesting....Should we help?
I mean our allys in Victoria are already helping so...
Nah, Mekavisj could you please make sure our soldiers are standby?

Thanks..

OOC: Just let me know when you need me..

General Lord McKinley stretched out his gloved hand to the Camewot officer, his face was covered in sweat as was his bared back. The stereo typical nobleman would have sat back on his chair and oredered his men about, but McKinley wasn't an average Nobleman, he was an O'Faolain, and so was one of the men, the glorious few to guard the innocent many.

"We were wondering when you boys would turn up." he bellowed in a hearty voice that matched his huge frame. A girl ran passed the General, about 20, she carried a wolf's head helmet, one like the Arkala's wore, on her back was a set of Spades.

Arkala 4 stood digging away at the Bunker foundations, stricktly speaking there were no Front line Combat troops on the Island, but would it really harm? "If we put the cement in now, then we can get these Girders in with the Concrete." An officer of Engineers called out to his platoon.

The bunkers would take another month to complete, but they would be complete. The only Problem would be getting the guns in place.

Weve had a little trouble with a blockade Said the officer The Emperor wanted to make sure it was save to send so many soldiers here before going..

Anyway, can we help?
Our planes are full of things I think you could need here...


He stared at the preparations..

Message from Office of the Armament, RNC

TIOR, you have any of our resources at your disposal, as does the alliance. How may we be of service?

"The biggest problem we have at the moment is concrete Moulds, we think we're going to have to fly them in.

I say old chap, what do you mean about that Blockade, Hasn't the Raider Fleet arrived yet?"

They did, but everything is still in international waters..
They arent letting military stuff through...
Nobody is firing a shot, so basicily ships from all over Victoria are lying between ships from the blockade..

About those supplys, cant you find them here?

i just might let unarmed oilers trougth the blockade

500000 drone b2 spirit stealth bomber launch from a classified air fiels heading for tior
weaponary unknowen

OoC: Blockade? You mean filtherthin piece of paper, I could get through that with a rowboat and a BB gun.

try a large fleet made up of 500 destroyers
500 misile crusiers
600 corvets

Well thats wat I meant, ever tried to find a rowingboat between 1100 other ships? 8)

OOC: Where's the Star Goat when you need one?? :roll:
I've got one. Apologies to whoever I nicked this from, but you know, it's SEPHRIOTH.
http://www.picgoo.com/uploads/stargoat.jpg
... has killed all of Sephrioth's citizens and eaten Sephrioth itself.
THE END.

OOC: How can you assume that I let you in XD anyway, I ignored Sepheroth but feel free to bomb him to the ground.

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:
"Please get the foreign soldiers out of our land... we look like sissies. Whatever this problem is we can handle it ourselves. But who ever this enemy is you may bomb him to oblivion, because I have no idea who you're talking about. This Sephiroth who is he? Hmmm eh, who cares, bomb him if you want."
-Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs: Roska Einvach

OOC: Why... why do people want me dead!!!!!!! Sephiroth declared war on me twice already! The first time is because I was just buying rifles and tankis, T-89 rifles and T-90 tanks. Now he says I use sex slaves, when obviously, the President is an unmarried, Roman Catholic VIRGAN or how ever you say it... why, just why. I have to go to war to show them I'm not a p***y! AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111ONEONEON E Doesn't mean I'm going to war...

OOC: Why do you want the soldiers to go away?
They are a great protection...

OOC: Ya... but I ignored him, why would I need help from a dude that doesn't exist in my eyes.

We're your allies, we want to help defend, alongside your troops, we'll go if you really want us to. So far I have no Front Line Combat Troops on your Island, just Engineers and Pioneers, neither of which fight often, they build bridges, fix oil pipe lines and fit defence bunkers, all underfire if need be yes, but not nessecarily.

Its your nation, you want us out, that's up to you, please think about it first.

OOC: Youre choice, considder the troops in youre country now home again..

About these bunkers, do you want me to demolish them, or just leave them half done? We can hang around and help clear up if you like.

OOC: Fine engineers can come, but that's it...

IC:"Any engineer of friendly class is allowed inside the Island of Rose, soldiers are not..."
-Minister of War: General Roska

The O Faolains do not help them

To the O Falians:
"Clean the bunkers, it's a sad day when the Rose has to depend of man made materials and not depend on God to save them."
-Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs: Roska Einvach
-Religious Adviser: Bishop Yultanov

to all seprioth landing craft when you reach The Island of Rose's main harbor hit all vital strutures and booby trap the harbor with limpit anti shiping mines

to all seprioth landing craft when you reach The Island of Rose's main harbor hit all vital strutures and booby trap the harbor with limpit anti shiping mines

You just keep going even if you are ignored dont you? :?

yeah i intend to turn The Island of Rose in to a smoking crater

yeah i intend to turn The Island of Rose in to a smoking crater

A smoking ignoring crater...
Nobody in the NS History has managed to be ignored on the whole server so quickly, good job :lol:

OOC: LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU ARE IGNORED! GEEZ!!! WHY DO YOU HATE ME! I AM THIS CLOSE ( ) TO CURSING!!!!!

Pretty pathetic Seprioth, go find someone else to play with...well I don't think you can, anyone or anything wortwhile of RP'ing with has ignored you.

The best way to ignore is if nobody posts here anymore..

The First Seph War on TIOR

I look at it now and I think... man, I was a n00b...

[OOC: Good god. Seph... you shouldn't randomly declare war on people like this.]

It was a year ago, Prae.

It was a year ago, Prae.
Ahem.

*mutters something about gravediggers*

(thwaps)