NationStates Jolt Archive

This just in, fine nations of the world! Scientists in the Republic of Roach-Busters have just cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied naked mole rat! It is extremely rare! They are selling fast! We have only 12 left (but two of them are not for sale); 6 male, 6 female. 5 males and 5 females are for sale. A feather-bellied naked mole rat can be yours for the low, low price of $5,000,000! SPECIAL NOTE: If you have an embassy in RB, you get a 50% discount! If you are a military ally (i.e., you signed a defense agreement with RB, or have bases in RB) you get a 75% discount! As an added bonus, if you order within the next ten minutes, we'll throw in a FREE feather-bellied naked mole rat T-shirt and stuffed animal! Don't delay! Order yours now!

I'll buy ONE and for the 75% I'll give you air cover @.@

we will take 5 for the museum of genetic history.

Price 25,000,000

Thank you, Irondin and Island of Rose. Irondin, how many males and how many females? Island of Rose, a male or a female?

Island of Rose, the 75% discount is for military allies (i.e., nations that signed defense pacts with RB, have military bases in RB, or that have RB military bases in their nation). If you would like to become a military ally, I would be happy to give you a discount.

Eh screw it. Forget the 75% discount. I'll buy it with my own money, it'll be kept in the Villa as a strange decoration. But 5 Million is a bit too much... and I want male. Who said corporates are useless?

Very well. One male feather-bellied naked mole rat has been shipped to the Island of Rose. It was great doing business with you. Thank you and good day.