NationStates Jolt Archive

Goodday people of the world.

Today Holy Panooly has witnessed fascism not seen since WW2. With the late presidents work finished Holy Panooly is now the perfect country in the world. No more foreigners, communists, liberals or republicans. No more left of right. Everything is perfect.
A unified Holy Panooly and a government which cares about it's people. To complete our master's work, the HP president decided to ban all evil literature. This is a sign to all writers not to criticise our nation which has done so much for you.

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Several executions have also taken place. People who dared to oppose us have been hung or shot in public. The crowd cheered when they saw they mutilated corpses being dragged through the streets and thrown into the jungle.

Hail to the new Leader!

Rufai supports Holy Panooly actions, and such events have happened in the IRF in the past, we are now a country free of impurities! No foreigners or other undesirables!

COngratulations on the perfected Holy Panooly.

The unwanted elements have been removed from power, our society and places where they don't belong. They will be either killed in the camps or put to work in the coal mines.

A sensible decision.

:shock: becuse of this atrochis behvior the fed unio nis placeing full fledged embragos and sactions on your nation we implore you to stop these events at once.

The Republic supports you 100%, Holy Panooly.

We can support ourselves. Place all the trade embargoes you like on us, it won't affect us.

Hmm we might take it up to bloakced level if nessary ..

Then you'll get into trouble with other nations in my region.

I am willing to take sutch a risk ... only if these death tolls contuie to rise.

Only 12 people were killed? I don't see a reason to start blocking a nation the size of Russia...

On millions of television sets across the nation, a reflective golden facehugger was spinning on the screen. Directly under the symbol there were four letters: CFNN- The Central Facehuggerian News Network.

The title screen faded and an odd jingle was heard. Two people, an attractive, middle aged woman, and an older and well dressed man were sitting at a table. They both had red armbands with Swastikas on them.

The woman started off saying;
"In our top story, The duplicitious dictatorship of The Federal Union has recently placed an embargo upon the peace loving nation of Holy Panooly. While trade has ceased between those two nations, Furher Gustav has ordered CF merchants to begin trading with Holy Panooly on a larger scale. It is expected that the new merchantile venues will boast of profits 100-300% better than the previous trading scheme between TFU and HP. It is also estimated that certain CF exports will gain in value and make immense amounts of money, helping both the HP and CF economy." She paused for a moment reading the teleprompter.

The Man then began. "In other news, we have a cute story about how a Waffen SS soldier saved a young Jewish boy from falling into raging Tyvaok river. The Boy is now residing in 'Val Kilmer's happy fun camp...'

OOC: Essientially, I'm beginning trading with you HP to make up for TFU placing an embargo upon you. And if he blockades you, you can expect me to defy that blockade.

The fed union will keep an eye on this

*cavalry charge tune*

"the fed union rides to war again" :shock:

FU, your posts must be the funniest on NS

(uhh 1 correction im not a dictiroship im a republic..)

OOC: I realize that, but it's propaganda.

Central Facehuggeria, we will boost our trade with you also with 300%. We will honour your leader and your wonderful fascist nation in a day of nation-wide celebration.

*cavalry charge tune*

"the fed union rides to war again" :shock:

FU, your posts must be the funniest on NS :roll: dont insult my works im probly the only one with the nuts to go in and stand up for whats right .

All is well now in Holy Panooly. No one is complaning. Because we don't outlaw all civil and political rights people live a happy life as long as they don't start riots or any rebellion against the government.

Liberal Fascism for ever!

The United States of Independent Hitmen sees this as a direct challenge to world peace and stability, not to mention the Holy Panooly peoples right to democracy.

If the people are happy at this time with the current government, what is to stop them in the future wanting to change government. In most nations there is nothing to stop them, however what we are seeing here is a blatent dictatorship that could be a threat to regional stability and international peace. The rights of Holy Panooly's citizens must be preserved.

President Anderson will be monitoring the situation closely for any developments.

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Independent hitman, we can assure you that the citizens of Holy Panooly are happy. We allow abortion, euthanasia, gay rights & marriage. Religion is banned but the HP people never liked beliving in god, heaven or hell. That's why we're liberal fascists. We dislike outside influence and foreigners but other than that, we're just like you.

ooc - Liberal fascist state. Now that's something you don't see everyday.
Again good job on the photoshop HP it looks damn swell

ic - In Fruity Loops people are cheering on the streets in happiness. Great Holy Panooly, we celebrate your recent achievements and let none stop you.

i think 'fedral union' should learn to spell!

In an official statement the Viking Peoples' Warlord congratulates Holy Panooly for taking steps in the right direction to secure a happy and pure nation free of the filth of the more diverse nations... if you need any help with a pesky blockade our navy will be more then happy to get some practice live targets

IC: "We will keep an eye on this situation, and must express disappointment at Holy Panooly for it callous response to these barbaric acts. However, these appear to be...controlled...incidents and we believe the situation does not merit further action, merely a formal notice of concern."

"Good day."

Freethinker Foreign Office

In an official statement the Viking Peoples' Warlord congratulates Holy Panooly for taking steps in the right direction to secure a happy and pure nation free of the filth of the more diverse nations... if you need any help with a pesky blockade our navy will be more then happy to get some practice live targets

Viking People, your support is appreciated. The vile people from the Fedral Union don't have the guts to start blocking our nation as they will be demolished by brute force and steel.

Freethinkers, it's very kind of you to care about our citizens but they were unwanted elements, undesirables of todays HP society. They were of no use to anyone.

Upon hearing the news of fascist victory in Holy panooly, members of the People's Fascist Alliance released a statement read out by its leader, Maxwell Roberts, on cassette tape.

"People of Holy panooly, we are both delighted and ecstatic of the news that your country has finally turned to the side of good. We hope that this revolution spreads worldwide and our brothers-at-arms release humanity from oppression at the hands of their corrupt governments. We shall support the new government with arms, funds and diplomatic support."

At which point, the tape begins to become inaudible.

OOC: The People's Fascist Alliance gain their resources through illegal drug sales and black market arms deals. They've attacked civilians before and are designated a terrorist group by the Andrehervian government...just a bit of info there for ya.

Today, in Holy Panooly

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This is the greatest military parade ever! I am so proud to be a true Panooly citizen! Oh I am so glad the president finally did something what's right for Holy Panooly!

The masses were cheering and crying of happiness when the President walked into the stage and thanked his soldiers and faithful citizens who support him.

People of Holy Panooly, I thank you for everything you have done to secure the future of our glorious nation! We are liberated, free from all the annoying outside politics and other obnoxious things.
But there's still alot of work to be done. Our economy needs to grow even further and we shall bring victory to the seas where our brave men are battling the filthy reds! Let us give a moment to think about what we have achieved and celebrate their hard efforts!

We thank Andrehervia for their support. May our future be bright and prosperous!

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The nation of and people of Circulum salute the turn of events.

It is good to see so many supporters.

First off, we applaud your current civil rights policies.

We don't like the fact that you are executing people, but we wont stop you unless it continues to be the standard practice for dealing with undesireables(we'd greatly prefer if you deported them).

We request that Holy Panooly allow a slow return to freedom of speech and religion, once the populace is tended to enough so as not to want a revolution.

We have always had complete control over our country, being a Kingdom, and we've always given our people powerful civil rights, so we haven't had any problems with revolutions at all in modern times. We believe that once everything over there settles down you can loosen up more.

If you show signs of tightening government control to a painful extent, we will complain.

Well our current stance on politica issues is this. People, and with that I mean everyone regardless of gender, sexuality or ideas may post requests directed at the houses of parliament. This can be everything, more funds for schools, donations to foundations, better healthcare or anything they want to see changed.

Religion is a hot topic at the moment since there was a lot of hate because of it. The government is neutral on the issue and that's why we banned public expressions of religion. Since every Panooly citizens is equal to the law enforcement religion related crimes have dropped with 97%.

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the eye looks pretty strange

HP I like your ideas of modern fascism. It's progressive but also nationalistic.

Yeah, the mindless killing of everyone non-panooly has been done in the past so it was time for a change.

the eye looks pretty strangeOOC: It warped when I uploaded it for some reason. One of these days I'll get aroudn to fixing it. I like the creepy effect it has though :twisted:

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Well done Holy Panooly, you are worthy of the word fascist. In a speech given out by our chancellor he praised you and your efforts of cleaning out the filth. Although Fruity Loops is not a fascist state, we prefer to keep all non-fruity things outside of our borders.

Federal Union; I Grand Marshall Michael O'Faolain, Commander in Chief of the Confederate Forces here by recognises and honours your glorious stand against evil fascism.

We also wish to convey our regrett that any nation can condone ethnic cleansing, whether by the bullet or by the deportation junk. A country without ethnic diversity is a poor country, however much money they have, they will never be as rich as the nation with a high ethnic mix.

However, the times are not good for the Confederacy, war looms for us around every corner, Federal Union, we are sorry wee cannot do more than lend you our support in words.

Grand Marshall Michael O'Faolain

Words from an ignorant nation. Our culture is the best preserved in the world. Our history is void from outside interference and so are our politics on current world issues. Ethnic diversity leads to impurity and that marks the downfall of your nation!

OOC: don't take this too serious people, i'm just quoting some right wing people

OOc: Don't worry about it, kinda brave for anyone to have a right-wing nation to be honest, I just don't like their politics. Gives you alot to RP with though.

OOC: yeah, there are a lot more fascist/national socialist/right wing nations than you think. Most of them don't RP and the fews who do are usually overrun by people who love to rid the world of fascists. In real life ok, but NS is a different matter.

ooc - yeah too bad lots of people don't stand up for their beliefs because larger nations feel the need to threaten them with war...

Couldn't agree more.

Here here.

How many are active and is there a little Cold War going on between you guys and the Communistic Nations?

I never noticed there's a cold war going on between commies and fascists... Well there are more fascist nations who don't visit the boards than like I do. Don't know why though, it would more fun to RP's.

Holy Panooly, today

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Today my fellow citizens we were forced to execute 23 communists. They were also printing Das Kapital from Karl Marx and other communist related material. They were preparing a carbomb to kill our beloved president. C4 and various other small arms have been found in their apartment.There were only 4 men busy with the bomb but we killed all close relatives too just to be safe.

The Emperor has no opion on the new government but if it pushes Holy Panooly forward economicly then it is bound to be good for the whole of teh Fruit Islands. The Emperor also wishes to add that if TFU even attempts a blockade it's forces will be destroyed

We thank our loyal friend Huzen Hagen for their support. The Fedral Union may shout into the air about a naval blockade but who will support him? Why would anyone want to start a massive military campaign when there's no valid reason? Sure, TFU has already done it's fair share of showing he's the agressor by implementing a trade embargo on Holy Panooly. Thankfully Central Facehuggeria helped out.

We do not cease our actions. The Panooly citizens are happy and our government listens to the people instead of the usual bickering when you 'enjoy' having a democracy.

Liberal Fascism!

Guerrillistan is alarmed at the rapid rise of fascism within the Fruit Islands. The Guerrillistani Falange Fascist Front party (4th largest party in Guerrillistan) are delighted.

No worries Guerrillistan. We're progressive fascists, Holy Panooly for Panoolians only and that's about it. Unwanted people on our society though have diffirent thoughts about that though...

I like your Liberal Fascism. It's different. It's not the system I employ in my country, but I like yours. The people must be pretty happy!

Everyone is satisfied in my nation. Business is unaffected, civil rights are plenty and political freedoms are also ok. Citizens may say and publish everything as long as it doesn't diss our great government.

Message:

The Confederacy of The O'Faolains wishes to put forward a request.

Instead of executing all, non-desirables, eg. Communists, other Races, those who disagree with your Government. Please send them to us, that way you know that you will have no more contact with them while, we know that lives are being saved.

Yours
Grand Marshall Michael O'Faolain ~President The Confederate States of The O'Faolains.

Your offer is appreciated, but we'll put them to work in our mines, or something less human-friendly.