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Roach-Busters, Jordaxia, Crimson blades, The Dark Nexus, Sarzonia, and The Metroids:

Dark Emperor Geeksay officially declares war on all of you! YOUR TEN MINUTES ARE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shhhh!

oh look at that you forgot about me

Six to one, you like those odds?

We will aide you in this n00b-esque conflict provided you join the Mestionian Commonwealth.

-Lord Aran, son of King George I of Mestionian and ruler of Azerian.

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So, are you trying to declare war on the whole world?

Please don't Mestionian. I have no quarrel with you, and would much rather it stayed that way. Beating each other up over this won't help either of us.

Wow... are you sure you used enough exclamation points? :roll:

We are merely attempting to create a more powerful Mestionian Commonwealth. If he joins us, we can perhaps restrain him from future acts of agression.

And just WHY are you declaring war on us, Evil Geeks? I don't mean to offend you, but your chances of defeating the six of us are quite slim. Personally, if I were you, I'd tell everyone what you're so ticked off about, then we could try talking it out calmly, quietly, peacefully, and rationally, before rushing into war.

WHY? WHY? WHADDAYA MEAN, WHY? BECAUSE OF YOUR TERRORIST AGGRESSIONS AGAINST SOCIALIST COCKROACHES, OF COURSE, YOU RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DECLARE WAR ON EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES, I'M DECLARING WAR ON THE WHOLE WORLD! I'M EVIL!! I'M A GEEK!!! AND I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know... this guy might actually be a threat to world security. Angry geeks are bad enough. Evil ones are the worst.

*snicker*

You need to go home to Mommie...so she can change your Pampers & burp you...and maybe a few yrs of maturity...Then we can discuss this....

oh so your geek? well then I firebomb you porno colection and cut your internet conection!

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YOU PLASMATIC IGNORAMUSES DARE TO INSULT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL ROAST YOU ALL LIKE FLAMBOYANT POPSICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well you lack to will of a warror so you lose. rematch? you lose agean!


HA HA HA HA HA HA

Lol Crimmond.

Maybe it's not my business to say but..Evil Geeks, is war really necessary? Like Roach-Busters said, talk it out rationally before going to a war where you will not win. And petty reasons to fight doesn't really help you out, either. In my opinion, you're acting just like fascist leaders you seem so against :roll:

I doubt my response will get a mature answer, but I put my two cents in.

Hey new guy? I'm new, too.

I just wanted to send my thanks for making whatever slip-ups I make look relatively benign in comparison. Oh, and for the entertainment. Who wants popcorn?

I DON'T WANT POPCORN! I WANT WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAINST ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE LESS MATURE THAN MY TWO-YEAR-OLD BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..This coming from the person who threatens us by means of "roasting popsicles".

YOU PLASMATIC IGNORAMUSES DARE TO INSULT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL ROAST YOU ALL LIKE FLAMBOYANT POPSICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, this doesn't seem like war, this is more like comedy.

I'M NOT GONNA CRY TO MY MOMMIE! I'M 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ALMOST A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DON'T WANT POPCORN! I WANT WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAINST ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE LESS MATURE THAN MY TWO-YEAR-OLD BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uhhh....huh.

Don't you love the internet? Already got his address and phone number. Who wants to call him up?

THIS IS NOT COMEDY! THIS IS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nooo, please, don't call! My mama will yell at me! I'm really sorry! I'm gonna log off now, I have to go to bed!

I'M NOT GONNA CRY TO MY MOMMIE! I'M 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ALMOST A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh gee! Almost a man! I almost mistook you for Winston Churchill, you sly devil.

Don't you love the internet? Already got his address and phone number. Who wants to call him up?

all do it beacuse he lacks the will of a warrior!

K Irondin, I TGd you his phone number.

all right I got it

What was THAT all about?

..This coming from the person who threatens us by means of "roasting popsicles"

With full respect, I believe it was "flamboyant popsicles". For some reason, this reminds me of the Coldmiser from "The Year Without A Santa Claus".

You're not really gonna call him, are you? I mean, come on, he's just a little kid! I'd give him one more chance...but if he pulls any crap like this again, then call!

i'm willing to join those six nations for the sole reason of how many exclamation points were used in your declaration.

tell me how the telephone business works out, i'm too lazy (and don't feel like paying for unnecessary long distance calls :lol: ) to do it myself




edit: look! we threatened to call and he quieted down. if only everybody else was that easy...

Nooo, please, don't call! My mama will yell at me! I'm really sorry! I'm gonna log off now, I have to go to bed!

Somehow I am partial to the idea that this was someone's idea of a joke. Ha ha, can we stop now?

Nooo, please, don't call! My mama will yell at me! I'm really sorry! I'm gonna log off now, I have to go to bed!

Somehow I am partial to the idea that this was someone's idea of a joke. Ha ha, can we stop now?

Exactly what I was thinking.

If it was a joke, I don't find it at all amusing. The little turd sent me a telegram ten minutes ago saying, "THIS IS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hopefully, he really DID log off, and we won't hear from him again.

oh I phoned we whont he from him for a LONG time

Thanks, irondin. I hope that's over with.

oh I phoned we whont he from him for a LONG time
Seriously? He was a 10 yr old? I wasn't exactly convinced to say the least.

Psychology.

You didnt really call him did you?

Did any of you guys get a "THIS IS WAR(billion exclamation points)" telegram from the little twerp?

If he had the inkling of a thought to RP, it would be suicide for him to have attacked me. I would have destroyed him in a few minutes.

You didnt really call him did you?I sure as hell hope he did...

I got a telegram from him; pure stupidity at its best.

Agreed, Fluffywuffy.

LMAO move along little one, move along. There's no need to demand attention in such a manner.

ok all talk no I did not that was to scare him

I DON'T WANT POPCORN! I WANT WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAINST ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE LESS MATURE THAN MY TWO-YEAR-OLD BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If you attack my brother nations,will we retaliate with devastating force,you starting a fight for no apparant reason,please,be civilized!!!

If he had the inkling of a thought to RP, it would be suicide for him to have attacked me. I would have destroyed him in a few minutes.


Well, as entertaining as that was to read, I dont think you would have got much of an RP out of the little guy. Probably a dreaded "I SEND 5 MILLION TANKS AT YOU ADN NUKE YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU DIE AN I WIN YOU SUUUUUCK!!!!11!!!!1".

Doncha hate that?

Well, what can you expect of a nation in a region by himself, with a WFBook entry of "Sawsoo is a place ruled by a geek named Dark Lord Geeksay. The citizens are all monsters who are his slaves. Video games, toys, and all forms of entertainment are outlawed. Only reading, whining, and being a crybaby are allowed. Dark Lord Geeksay has over five tantrums a day, whines and cries like a big baby, kidnaps princesses, and wants to rule the world."

I reccomend this thread be erased by the moderators without delay.


Still, you gotta laugh.


Postscript: You didn't actually call him up did you? Well, he had it coming.