NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes, I am bored. Yes, this is daft. And no it doesn not have a point, but to prove I have humour to. So dont delete it, potential mods.

Lawnwoers for Everyone!

Basic Lawnmower!

http://www.thetimesnews.com/Print_Special_Sections/home_garden/images/push_mower.jpg

Only $20!

Electric Lawnmower

http://my.execpc.com/72/B7/lriebau/flymo.jpg

Only $50!

Petrol Lawnmower

http://www.midcoast.com.au/~agmowers/rover/pushmower/21inch.jpg

Only $80!

Deluxe Ultra Mega Mower!

http://www.angliamowers.co.uk/pages/commonimages/image193.jpg

Engine
Advanced Cutting Capability
Fun to Drive
Drinks Holder
Adjustable Seat
Wife Whistle!

Only $400!

So please, enjoy your mowers.

All the mowing youll ever need!

we will buy 2 Billion dollars worth of Petrol lawnmowers.

Thats a lot of mowers.

Sold!

I'm fighting a nation that sells lanwmowers.. Sweet Jesus

(Back home in Pedaphiliac)

"This is Lady Charmichael in suburbia Orion. It seems that santa has come, and given everybody a brand spanking new lawnmower, God bless this day."

*Camera pans to view the houses and a big brown box that says BRAND SPANKING NEW PETROL LAWNMOWER on the lawn"

Oh my freakin god.
Thats beautiful, ive always wanted a sit on lawn mower.
:cry: * Tears of joy *

Ill take one deluxe ultra mega mower please, For mowing the presidential gardens.

- Wires $400 + a cookie for having such a great storefront -

I am so happy :D

- wwa

Since the Greenskinz will most likely be dragged into a war against imperialistic plants soon, we would like to purchase 20 million basic lawnmowers. I believe that comes out to 400,000,000 dollars.

I'm fighting a nation that sells lanwmowers.. Sweet Jesus

Yes, you are.

But otherwise I sell over 20 types of Tank and Vehicle, over 10 Fighters, various helicopters, and a set of ships taht have won various NS awards.

Glad to make you happy guys.

The mower will be sent to you packaged etc.

lol good job kazak, whod of thunk youd make some money on this thread..


If you train the best troops, spend lots of money on the best troops, why dont you equip them with the best weapons? Look no further for your state of the weaponry than here:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=151490

sorry for the add...*RUNS AWAY*

I didnt either.

*Throws lawnmower part at Pedaphiliac*

Ill take 50 Electirc lawn mower's for my preses house :P

I'll take 5 billions worth of lawnmowers, to distribute amongst the good people of Momanguise.

Order Confirmed.

My god! Some humour!

The people of Blargistania have long been in need of a decent lawnmower. Our lawns have become overgrown with inferior lawnmowers in the past and now the people demand fainess, justice, and a cut lawn!

In repsonse to this cry, the Government of Blargistania will order a deluxe mega ultra mower for each of our citizens. 520 billion dollars for the purchase of these fine machines has been wired.

:D :lol:

Could you buy any chance attach a gun mount on one :lol:

Orders Confirmed.

Emjoy!

As per request, a 50 cal gun ahs been attached to one lawnmower, with flares, chaff etc in the basket. Enjoy.

I didnt either.

*Throws lawnmower part at Pedaphiliac*

This means war.

War of the mowers!

*Money Wired*

Orders Confirmed.

Emjoy!

As per request, a 50 cal gun ahs been attached to one lawnmower, with flares, chaff etc in the basket. Enjoy.
*Wires money * Lol lets all run over Pedaphiliac with our mowers lol

*throws large rocks in Fedral's lawnmower army's path*

MUAHAHA

*Airborne mower drops cuttings on Pedaphiliac*

OH NO3s!!one

*takes off bag of mower, mows over the gravel parking lot in front of Kazak's capitol building and breaks a couple of windows*
*runs like a 8 year old boy*

*throws large rocks in Fedral's lawnmower army's path*

MUAHAHA
LOL :lol: :lol:
*lawn mower blades get dmaged* i wonder if these things are still under warenty ?

OH NO3s!!one

*takes off bag of mower, mows over the gravel parking lot in front of Kazak's capitol building and breaks a couple of windows*
*runs like a 8 year old boy*

*Activates anti 8 year old trap at front gate. Hopes it works*

No, the mowers have no warranty. Sorry.

Damn well in that case the fed union would like to buy 300 more :P can some of them be air born ? :lol:

Sure.

I could embark on a mower sabotaging campaign :D

LOL hmm all fed mower forces (uslay manned buy 12 year olds trying to make a buk * have been dispatched to mow the weediest and tall grassyest area in the world ! LOL

Let the global mower domination begin!

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