NationStates Jolt Archive

Hello

We at the Tirqin Republic have declared war on all of the North Pacific! Unless you surrender, you WILL be crushed!!!!

Our Tirqinian Non-Sensical Forces do NOT know mercy!!!!!!!!

Why have we declared war? our egos demand it.

Are you declaring war on a region or member, if it was a region, that is sad, even I could crush you....

The whole region of the North Pacific. And no, you couldn't crush us.

my 330 million something to your 7 million....uh-huh....nice to now ya.....

Numbers mean nothing to us. We conquer through nonsensical means.

OH NO.....NOT RABID SQUIRRELS OF DOOM!!!!!!

n00kz?

newbie..

lol, i think I might try to "borrow" a nuclear device from an ally and kill off more stupifity...
LET THE N00B WARZ BEGIN :roll: :D

nope... I challenge Horned Rat to a duel of nonsense, and whoever wins will win each other's country. I'll post the rules and the challenge....

too bad i'm not in the pacific...or else i'd launch intercontinental ballistic clowns at you both

WHAT, uh-oh, better pull some allies out of my ass, lets see, close to 30+ in only 2 regions, each almost as big as me, laddie-dum-dum-dee-dee

do you accept my challenge? (BTW, I don't think getting your allies to help would be really accepting).

you have 7 days to accept.

hhhmmm, a skaven wouldn't accept a challenge like this, a challenge issued by a skaven would be if I had 20+ allies to kill you, if it was a war, I'd fight you one on one, but since it is a was using stupidity and I have no honor either, I decline.....

I AM IN THE NORTH PACIFIC AND WILL TAKE U ON JUST TO LET U NO THAT I HAVE A VERY CLOS COUNTRY WHO WILL HWELP ME WHO HAS APOPULATION OF OVER A BILLION WE DECLARE WAR!!!!!!! :evil:

Want some help Azano?

lol, i think I might try to "borrow" a nuclear device from an ally and kill off more stupifity...
LET THE N00B WARZ BEGIN :roll: :D

Bet made with the horned rat for 50$.

I AM IN THE NORTH PACIFIC AND WILL TAKE U ON JUST TO LET U NO THAT I HAVE A VERY CLOS COUNTRY WHO WILL HWELP ME WHO HAS APOPULATION OF OVER A BILLION WE DECLARE WAR!!!!!!! :evil:

*gives the horned rat 50$*

You where right 8) :roll:

WOW 50 dollars,
now I can get in a drive a distance in my car=$12
then spend money on gambling and alchohol(sorry about spelling)$=36
Aspirin at dollar store for hangover=$2
The sweet seconds after waking up on the lawn, but before you know why=priceless

Comminique from Lasatanian chief of staff General Morosov

****Message starts****

To all supposed agressors. We issue a warning that our mighty nation shall defend itself to the last drop of blood. Our navy is on the highest state of alert and we have the capability to strike back at immediate notice. Our people are highly motivated and consider it an honour to die protecting the principles of Revolutionary Socialism.

Any infringement on our Island shall receive swift and deadly retribution.


****Message ends****

To: All nations of the North Pacific
From: Tellerus, Capital of Ancient Terra
Subject: War

"If you would like, Terra is willing to deploy a naval blockade between your region and Tirqin. If he is to attack, we would immediately strike back and eliminate his offensive capabilities. Several battlegroups could be in the area within three days.

Sincerely,

~Lord Admiral Yamato Ishida, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs"

Crimson Blood Alchemist: "You're letting me use a few ten mil live ones as one big bomb? COOL! "

N. H. Neverille, Grand Alchemist of The Tower: "I'll stab them with knives, pointy knives, that burn with the fires of a THOUSAND EVILS!!! Now -that's- cool!"

Crimson Blood Alchemist: "Damn. He's got me beat."

High King Alicia li'Wye: "Now, now, children."

Crimson Blood Alchemist: "She scares me . . . "

Lord Ash of the Emerald Void Sky: "Think -that's- scary?"

N. H. Veverille and Crimson Blood Alchmist: "Crap."

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OOC: Say cheesums!