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Not that we're particularly concerned; we just like reading what other people write in response to n00bish threats.

Your topics are spreading like a plague that causes mild irritation to the nose.

maybe he is the FWS of the Month?

I wanna kill him.

You know, you're not so much as a terrorsit 'group' as a noob nation that bombs its own people and threeatenes billions upon billions with 5 miliion people

Two visiting tourists killed happened to have Skittletopian citizenship, although having never lived in Skittletopia for a long period of time, and having citizenship in other unspecified Nations or solitary nation, the Skittletopian Government is issuing an ultimatum to the DEMONBLOOD nation - Either find and hand over these terrorists to an international tribunal or face invasion until we are satisfied they have been captured and/or eliminated.

maybe he is the FWS of the Month?

:D LMAO

DEMON LIGHT AN UP AND COMING TERRORIST GROUP killed millions in a bombing of the founder DEMON BLOODS own country. SO JOIN OR DIE.

Thats really quite mean. :roll:

Ignore.

We dis him, yet he is silent.

The planet/empire of Der Auftrag will gladly help Skittletopia. If the nation of 'DEMONBLOOD' does not comply to Skittletopia's ultamatium within a reasonable amount of time, 'DEMONBLOOD' will be dealt with as seen fit. We wish not to harm the civilians of this tyranical monstrosity, and we urge it's citizen's to leave the country as soon as possible.

Sincerely,
Shinzon Praitor, Head Of R.S.H.A.

OO look another cudley bunny. The Emperor pets thee and then stabs thee in the neck with a fork...


:: yes if you didn't notice this topic has been ignored by the Empire of Layerteb ::

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OOC: Ooooo.. Cuddly very much dead bunny will make a nice fur boa. XD

OOC: OOoo.. It speaks... 'Course, just cause you speak doesn't mean your're intelligent considering you're calling Nuclear Capable (In my case, Advance Neutron Ballistic {Remember that fiasco}) countries faggots.
So obviously you aren't the most literate thing to grace this forum. -.-" Now I know why humanity is a slump of ignorance 97% of the time.

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OOC: Michael Jackson? Okay...let's get this straight:
1) I don't like to f*ck lil' boys. Personally, IRL, I loathe children
2) I have a very deep voice and Michael Jackson doesn't even understand what half of those words mean
3) You don't either
4) Demonblood sounds like a bad remix to 'Thriller'
* * *
Thus... After going through that... I think you are MJ's third cousin Bovasio Jack'sownya. XD

Have a nice day. :wink:

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OOC: I already read that bogus little thread. And yes, you are a newb if you have to reduce yourself to 'hacking' into a region just to prove you have power. By the way, the mods are going to delete your little pathetic attempt to form a nation now and maybe report you to the feds. Hope you had fun.

Have a nice day! :D

IC: The country was in shock today as the Leader and First Citizen, Craddera, was rushed to the hospital after nearly choking on the delicious fruit drink she was drinking. Rumors are that she was reading the news reports, and suddenly burst out laughing. Her last words before she passed out were: "My gods, that was the best thing I have read in a while!"

The Vice-Minister had no comments to make.

Thankyou Der Auftrag. I feel better now.

OOC: Bwahahaha! Hehe. I'm so happy, I have a fan? :lol: :oops:

I'll be here 'til I (A) Get bored,(B) Neutron Bomb Demonblood from existence?

Thank you, have a nice day! :twisted:

I'll be here until he is deleted. So...what about them Nicks?

OOC: Nicks? Do you mean nukes? :roll: :?

I say we pelt DEMONBLOOD with rocks until absolution is delivered to him by (dumdumdum) the ADMINISTRATORS, I even brought a bucket of rocks.
(picks one up and heaves it)

Sorry, private joke...Kind of dumb me putting it in. Nukes sounds good.

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/6256/capslock.jpg

OOC: To Ignore or Bomb? I'd spend a lot of money bombing him, but my pilots could use some practice. Neh. I'll see what else happens.
OOC2: It feels good to be back on the forums again.

Hey Horned Rat, can I borrow some rocks? I left mine at home.

OOC: I dun like jokes that I'm not in on???!! LOL... I'm gonna be fair even to this moronic speck of utter stupidity..... I'll wait about 24 rl hours before their apocalypse begins. :lol:

Have a nice day!

Chances are he'll be deleted by then. Want to begin sooner?

OOC: Why throw wonderful rocks that can have needed minerals in them when you could throw spoilt food so rotten the poor and homeless of my empire wont even eat it!

*Opens rotten food store front*

Tomato = .02 USD
5 Inches wide
50 Oz.

Potatoe = .03 USD
3 Inches wide
8 Inches long
45 oz

-=-Packages-=-
60 Tomatos
60 Potatoes
Price: 1.07 USD

Have a nice day! >.> <.< >.< <.>

OOC: Why throw wonderful rocks that can have needed minerals in them when you could throw spoilt food so rotten the poor and homeless of my empire wont even eat it!

*Opens rotten food store front*

Tomato = .02 USD
5 Inches wide
50 Oz.

Potatoe = .03 USD
3 Inches wide
8 Inches long
45 oz

-=-Packages-=-
60 Tomatos
60 Potatoes
Price: 1.07 USD

Have a nice day! >.> <.< >.< <.>

The detail is nice. But I'll stick with rocks.

500 tomatoes. We'll drop them from B-2 Bombers at high altitude
*$10 wired*

OOC: Normally I'd be nice, and delete my double post... But I think I'll be an a$$hole and cludder his 'wonderful' little post.

IC:
People of DEMONBLOOD, the Reich Security Head Office of Der Auftrag urge you to evacuate as soon as possible. The R.S.H.A. is giving 1 hour (Ns hour) for DEMONBLOOD to comply. If the Premier of this nation does not, total war will be waged upon the nation. Civilians will then be on their own and will not be off limits of killing. You have been warned... Leave DEMONBLOOD now.

Secret:

Within the confines of his allie, The Burnsian Desert, his small plot of land beside Dr. Twist's plot has become rather active. ANB silos have been activated and are set on the highest alert status. It appears they are preparing for something...

Hey Horned Rat, can I borrow some rocks? I left mine at home.
Sure, want granite, or mabye some obsidian. Hey, yeah you, DEMONBLOOD(throws a peice of pumice hitting him in one eye).
The next few minutes are drowned in a river of cursing.

In the capital of Tyrandis, one ICBM silo opened up.

It was armed with the mightiest of weapons... the MOD (Massive Offensive Destruction-in-a-box)

Flying towards the n00b nation of Demonblood, the MOD landed and brutally murdered all of the mentally challenged citizenry.

As the rivers turned red with the blood of the stupid, the illiterate leader of Demonblood was busy trying to "WIN FREE IPOD" from a banner ad on some random website.

In the end, the MOD then beheaded the President and stuck his head on a pole labeled "This is a Moron".

OOC: Bwahahaha

IC:
[code:1:fbb69f67b6]To: DEMONBLOOD
From: R.S.H.A.

Forty-five minutes left...

Sincerely,
Shinzon Praitor[/code:1:fbb69f67b6]

Secret:
As the A.N.B. silos become active, the other U.W.M. silos also become active, men in advanced NBC suits run about the top secret installation. Several armoured vehicles have left and entered the small installation within the past fifteen minutes. The cement coverings as seen by witnesses within The Burnsian Desert, are reported as open or opening. Atop only some of the ballistics are an extra warhead, color-coated a dull orange hue...

Yeah granite rocks. Hehe. I amaze even myself. *hurls rocks at DEMONBLOOD and manages to hit his groin*

Der Auftrag, We will leave this one to you
~ J.D. Alcanzar

hmmm, throwing rocks at him isn't very satisfying....
(straps on gas mask and pulls out a bucket with a label:VERY SMELLEY)
Hello fresh $#!^.(heaves a gloved handful at DEMONBLOOD)

Several mobs in the capitol of Der Auftrag are seen 'whoooping' in the wake of Tyrandis' attack against the country of DEMONBLOOD.

[code:1:aeb676ac27]To: DEMONBLOOD
From: R.S.H.A

Twenty-five minutes remain...

Sincerely,
Shenzon Praitor[/code:1:aeb676ac27]

Secret:
The final preparations are made within the site located at Der Auftrag's allie's landmass. The advanced neutron ballistics sit in wait in their nicely nestled homes, like serpents awaiting an ignorant and stupid animal to wander upon its crevasse so the supreme predator may strike down on the unwary prey...

Demon Blood


You are at an extreme hight of ignorance. You seem to be a person who really needs somthing along the lines of an Education..or Subcription from your family doctor.

Regards

Baccardi

OOC: Rocks are boring.

IC: Rufai congratulates Tyrandis on their attack. Der Auftrag, good luck!

IC:
Ah thank you I suppose.
- S.P.

[code:1:4b8126dd57]To: DEMONBLOOD
From: R.S.H.A.

Time has ended. Total war is about to commence against your speck of Terran Planet.

Sincerely,
Shenzon Praitor[/code:1:4b8126dd57]

OOC2: Look for the thread that will be quite obvious -.-

OOC: Rocks are boring.

IC: Rufai congratulates Tyrandis on their attack. Der Auftrag, good luck!

A single aircraft from the USN Air Force is flying over the capital of Demon Blood. The bomb bay of this B-2 open slowly, revealing the low-yield tactical nuclear weapon inside.
A single radio transmission comes from the bomber
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
The bomb is released and falls to the ground to explode into a nuclear fireball

Oooo! A n00b!

*puts on radiation suit borrowed from a future-tech friend*

*pokes DEMONBLOOD with a stick*

*gets bored, and walks away before Der Auftrag arrives*

And he is gone already

*sniff* I'd like to say this is an even happier moment than when FWS was deleted,
HAHAHAHAHAHA
that little *censored* had it coming, and so, the fight against ignorance continues.....