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Socialist Cockroaches officially declares war on the Republic of Roach-Busters. They're extensive efforts to make cockroaches extinct worldwide is, we believe, genocide. Their staunch anti-communism and hatred of fascism and totalitarianism also disturbs us. Thus, we declare war on these cretins. Anyone who dares rally to their aid shall be swiftly destroyed.

Since Socialist Cockroaches have declared a completely unprovoked and unnecessary war against Roach-Busters, there have numerous terrorist attacks in the capital city. Seven restaurants, one bank, and two schools have been bombed. 241 people have been killed, guerrilla warfare is brewing in the streets, and the President is considering declaring martial law. So far, the President has officially:

1)Declared war on Socialist Cockroaches
2)Imposed economic sanctions
3)Sent warships to blockade Socialist Cockroaches
4)Begun air strikes on strategic military targets

There's that emoticon again, but in before any writing has even taken place. Suspicious. Aside from that, it isn't too bad, aside from the straight jump to war. Normally there is a build up phase? I mean, this is quite a paradox. On one hand, it is "OMFG WE DECLARE WAR I N00K J00!"
And on the other, it is written well, and makes sense, for a newbie (not a n00b) The war you make before you know the nuances.
Very young, but not pathetically so, hardly a threat to international security. Hmmmm. Why couldn't you be one or the other? We see so many first posts a declaration of war, but usually they are packed with spelling mistakes. Yours has none, bar a slight misuse of the word they're.

(Oh, by the way, none of this is an insult. I'm just privately musing on a public forum.)




IC: This declaration of war on The Republic of Roach-Busters is not recommended. Many nations may take this declaration of war, where you have not even attempted to solve the situation peacefully first, as mere warmongering, and may decide to take the fight to you. We advise that you rescind the declaration, and attempt to co-exist peacefully with this nation.

(Translation: Open file C:/nationstates/II/war/outcries/outcry4)

After a Roach-Busters air strike destroyed the Main Headquarters of the Socialist Cockroaches' Armed Forces and killed over 3,200 personnel (most of the soldiers were in the cities rallying citizens into the army), President Judge has issued the following statement:

"Republic of Roach-Busters, we demand that you immediately and unconditionally surrender, or face a nuclear holocaust from hell beyond your wildest speculation. Nothing will hinder our just quest for conquest of every square inch of this planet."

After a Roach-Busters air strike destroyed the Main Headquarters of the Socialist Cockroaches' Armed Forces and killed over 3,200 personnel (most of the soldiers were in the cities rallying citizens into the army), President Judge has issued the following statement:

"Republic of Roach-Busters, we demand that you immediately and unconditionally surrender, or face a nuclear holocaust from hell beyond your wildest speculation. Nothing will hinder our just quest for conquest of every square inch of this planet."

Where's that one guy with the block of moldy cheese that has IGNORED written on it...?

Jordaxia, your meddling in our affairs will be dealt with swiftly and harshly! Your blatant militarism has prompted us to declare war against you, you Roach-Busters puppet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Muktar, if you are referring to Roach-Busters, join us in our quest to destroy them! But if you are insulting US, then WE SHALL BURY YOU!!!!!!

I'm a puppet? Don't bite off more than you can chew.
My "militarism" consisted of advising that you [b]don't[b] go to war.

You don't have the conceivable firepower to beat me. You sound like the puppet of Roach Busters to me, what with the identical founding date and the convenient compatability of each of your nations names.. I shall take no further part in this.

OOC: Um, WT*bleep* is going on here?
I hear Jordaxia is a puppet, then these guys puppets, then jord acting agenst them, wth?

Socialist Cockroaches is in no affiliated with our nation, Jordaxia. The President of Roach-Busters wants the world to know that as soon as Socialist Cockroaches wants to negotiate, we shall comply. In fact, if they repeal their war declaration immediately, we shall pay for all the damage our air strike has caused.

This war is Unjust and Un called for we are willing to open up negotiations on Netral Danland teritory and we will provide all security mesures

This is the head of the Danland TBA aliance and the King of the Holy Dailey Empire asking you to stop this fooless war and start peace talks on Danland Nutral teritory.

From His Holiness Jonathan Antenson I

Ahhh...so THAT's how it is. Roach-Busters is a puppet of YOU, Jordaxia! You must have deliberately created Roach-Busters in response to the creation of our country, so you could provoke a war to advance your own militarism! Our declaration of war still stands. :twisted: :evil:
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P.S. Tell your puppet, Roach-Busters, that we are not interested in negotiating! We will order air strikes against them IMMEDIATELY, and bury YOU immediately afterwards!

Ahhh...so THAT's how it is. Roach-Busters is a puppet of YOU, Jordaxia! You must have deliberately created Roach-Busters in response to the creation of our country, so you could provoke a war to advance your own militarism! Our declaration of war still stands. :twisted: :evil:
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P.S. Tell your puppet, Roach-Busters, that we are not interested in negotiating! We will order air strikes against them IMMEDIATELY, and bury YOU immediately afterwards!

Thank you. We humbly accept your generous offer to meet Socialist Cockroaches in your country and negotiate this matter peacefully, as soon as SC is willing to.

What? No. If any passing mod sees this, if it ain't too much trouble, could you identify me and Roach busters as seperate?

I know I said that I wasn't participating, but this is directly pertaining to me. Just to clear it up.

ROACH-BUSTERS IS YOUR PUPPET, JORDAXIA!!!!!!! WE WILL DESTROY THEM AND ALL COUNTRIES WHICH WANT ROACH-BUSTERS TO NEGOTIATE THIS MATTER PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALL MEMBERS OF AN INTERNATIONAL, MILITARISTIC, IMPERIALIST CONSPIRACY AGAINST PEACE, WHICH IS WHY WE DECLARED WAR ON ROACH-BUSTERS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil:

ROACH-BUSTERS IS YOUR PUPPET, JORDAXIA!!!!!!! WE WILL DESTROY THEM AND ALL COUNTRIES WHICH WANT ROACH-BUSTERS TO NEGOTIATE THIS MATTER PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALL MEMBERS OF AN INTERNATIONAL, MILITARISTIC, IMPERIALIST CONSPIRACY AGAINST PEACE, WHICH IS WHY WE DECLARED WAR ON ROACH-BUSTERS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Socialist Cockroaches, we are in no way affiliated with Jordaxia. Your blatant attempts to provoke an uninvolved nation into the quagmire you have dragged us into will not be tolerated. We will negotiate if you will negotiate, and we will fight if there is no other choice. So far, we have captured over 85 terrorists who claim to be subservient to you. They have killed 819 known people. 712 of them were children. We humbly request international aid in alleviating this crisis peacefully.

But I do want you to solve matters peacefully!
(I said I was out, but this could be fun, if it doesn't get flame-tacular)
I do not think you should be at war. I have never said when you should at war.

This just in: President J.L. of the Republic of Roach-Busters has been shot and severely wounded in a nearly-successful assassination attempt. The country is virtually on the brink of anarchy. The guerrillas are provoking mass riots in the city. So far, over 100 policemen have been injured and rioters have inflicted damage on private property in excess of $4,000,000. In response to this, we are deploying 250,000 troops to SC (Socialist Cockroaches) to bring this conflict to an end as quickly as possible. Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman C.J. has temporarily assumed the role of President, and says Roach-Busters is still willing to negotiate.

Roach-Busters is in a state of pure chaos. The police, vastly outnumber-ed, are unable to suppress the mass rioting. Another hospital has been bombed, including the cancer ward where 208 beautiful, innocent children were being cared for. We request humanitarian international aid, and, if possible, troops to help us restore order. Thank you. :cry:

The only reason people are bleeding and dying in Roach-Busters today is because their militaristic imperialism made our declaration of war against them inevitable. We are simply defending ourselves from this rogue state. Since we declared war on them, they have destroyed 17 skyscrapers and killed over 400 people. If anyone so much as offers condolences to Roach-Busters, they will be obliterated.

We realy want peace. Socialst Cockroaches, if u dont stop, we will declare war on u.

I offer condolences to roach busters. You can't declare war on someone, and not expect to be hit back. I offer condolences to roach busters because he is being a victim of your militaristic imperlialism.

Jordaxia, this is war! The Metroids, this is war! You have both signed your own death certificates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
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Socialist Cockroaches, negotiationing is no longer an option. Roach-Busters respects Jordaxia's neutrality. Jordaxia, if Socialist Cockroaches so much as gives a single citizen of your country a paper cut, Roach-Busters will gladly aid you.

Roach Busters, the Metroids has just sent two divisins of marines to Socialist Cockroaches to help u. Socialist Cockroaches, we declare war on u.

Well, good luck doing that, if you had done your research, you would know that the nation (the land) of Jordaxia had fallen, and this is being sent to you from another nation. Given I still control my navy, however, I'd say that you'd have a hard time sinking it. It is rather large for my size, after all. So if you want to help me, bomb my cities. It'll make them easier to retake in the end. Meanwhile, I'll cower waiting for the nuclear retaliation.

As of now, Socialist Cockroaches has ordered the SC Air Force to launch pre-emptive air strikes on major cities, bases, factories, and harbors in Jordaxia and the Metroids. Round-the-clock bombing will commence and will not end until Jordaxia and the Metroids renounce imperialism, formally apologize to our government, and surrender.

Well, Jordaxia, if you want to tango, send over your navy to SC Harbor. We will bury you and all your allies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, Jordaxia, if you want to tango, send over your navy to SC Harbor. We will bury you and all your allies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Show me how many ships you have, so that I know it's worth my time.

Most of our ships are busy duking it out with the Roach-Busters, but we will send 300 of our finest ships to obliterate your navy, Jordaxia!

Although we are not UN members, we request that the UN officially condemn The Metroids and impose sanctions and an embargo. They have bombed Judge Base and killed 289 people, 2 of whom were children of military men there. If the UN will not interfere, the war will continue! If we must kill to bring justice and peace and end militarism and imperialism, then kill we will!!!!

lol, 300? Eat this.

16 Lunar Class Stealth Aircraft Carriers
Aircraft Per Carrier:
35 RF-11
35 DD-3 Sabertooth
5 S-3C Vikings
10 ASW Sea King Helicopters
10 DD-2 Infiniti
2 C2-A Greyhounds
3 E2-D Hawkeye
5 EA-6B Prowlers

16 Infusion Class Aircraft Carriers
Aircraft Per Carrier:
35 RF-11
35 DD-3 Sabertooth
5 E2-D Hawkeye
5 AC-150 Tankers
10 DD-2 Infiniti
10 ASW Sea King Helicopters

8 Thunder Child Class Battleship
16 Saviour Class Medical Ships
32 Seawolf Class Fast Attack Subs
32 Astron Class Fast Attack Subs
32 Warspite Class SSBN
32 Meteora Class Guided Missile Cruisers
16 Zumwalt Destroyers
16 Mackensen Class Battleships
64 Visby Class Corvettes
32 Norasia Combat Logistic Ships
48 Valiant Class ASW Frigate
32 Defiance Class Light Frigates
32 Spearhead Class
80 Skjold Class Patrol Craft
32 Thatcher Class Destroyer



I also have 2 vulpine class carriers,
3 pernicious class,
2 hover carriers,
8,000 JXN-87 WIGcraft
200 JXN-12 ASW frigate

18 Vengeance class carriers
10 Roydia class battleships
31 Helina class battlecruisers
57 Adari Class Air Defence Destroyers
62 Atlantia Class AEGIS Destroyers
30 Royale Class Frigates
44 Seawolf Class Submarines
75 Portos Class Catamarans
72 Executor Class Combat Logistics Ships
10 Perrigon Class Minesweepers

Aircraft (aircraft per vengeance class carrier): 35 F-14D Ultra Tomcat
45 F/A-18E/F Super Hornet
10 EA-6SJ Prowler II
10 E-2C Hawkeye
10 S-3B Super Viking
5 MH-60R Strikehawk
5 HH-60H

Aircraft: 630 F-14D Ultra Tomcat
810 F/A-18E/F Super Hornet
180 EA-6SJ Prowler II
180 E-2C Hawkeye
180 S-3B Super Viking
90 MH-60R Strikehawk
90 HH-60H

6 tidal class battleships
5 lightning class carriers

20 Neptune coastal defense vessels

11 Furol class submersible aircraft carriers
10x Revion-SMW class Battleships
15x Kelis-SMW class Cruisers
10x Wyth-SMW class Missile Cruisers
50x Tritus-D/SMW class Frigates
50x Harius-S class Submarines
15x Rijan-S class Submarines
5x Nurio-C/SMW class Auxilary Ship

2x Enyan class Carrier
8x Kelis class Cruisers
8x Tritus-D class Frigates
12x Tritus class Frigates
12x Harius class submarines

12 Tartaros class battleplans
50 Orca class Ekranofrigates

Count it. That's 1251 ships against your three hundred. All of them top-of-the-line. Now, naturally, most of these ships ain't doing much else but sit in port, but since you're coming to me...

Well, are you game, Jordaxia? Are you willing to fight to the death, or be destroyed without raising a finger? We will find you, and we will destroy your entire navy!

You don't need to find me, I'll move right to the centre of the Atlantic Ocean. If you really want to go through with this though... I mean, 4:1 odds in my favour, and you haven't even posted what kind of ships you are sending. 300 Combat ships is a bit much, given your size, and you'd need plenty supply ships to even get to me. But sure, if you want to lose a navy. By the way, I'd assume those 300 ships were your total ships. There's no way you could support that many and have some left for elsewhere. And have an army. And have an airforce.

President J.L. is undergoing surgery as we speak. The prognosis is excellent, doctors say. Unfortunately, order will not be restored in the near future.

Jordaxia, we ain't scared of you. Good ALWAYS triumphs over evil, no matter what!!!! As soon as our fleet wipes out the Roach-Busters, we will come bury you! President Judge has already ordered 200 planes to the Atlantic Ocean to prepare for combat.

Jordaxia, we are confident we shall win. If you're not feeling up to it, invite as many allies as you'd like to jump into the fray. NOTHING will stop us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :!: :!: :!: :!: :lol: :lol:

Jordaxia, we are confident we shall win. If you're not feeling up to it, invite as many allies as you'd like to jump into the fray. NOTHING will stop us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :!: :!: :!: :!: :lol: :lol:

listen. Please be more specific. 200 planes. What kind of planes?
300 ships. What kind of ships? Also, it isn't enough. I have well over 1000 in the area alone, and I keep them sweeping the skies for intruders now.
Let's put it this way. I have 1120 Rf-11s in the area.
Let's add them up, eh?
Rf-11 1120
DD-3 1120
Viking 160
Sea kings 320
DD-2 64
E2-D 96
EA-6B 160
630 F-14D Ultra Tomcat
810 F/A-18E/F Super Hornet
180 EA-6SJ Prowler II
180 E-2C Hawkeye
180 S-3B Super Viking
90 MH-60R Strikehawk
90 HH-60H


200 "planes" eh? Don't fancy your chances

You're overlooking something, Jordaxia. WE have world opinion on our side! We're oppressed nationalists struggling against imperialistic militarism. You may outnumber us, but we will fight to the very death!!! If we lose every ship, every jet, every man, we will never surrender! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :evil: :evil: :evil: :!: :!: :!:

no you don't. I'm not going to continue this war any further than sinking your attack fleet. Ask yourself a few things. Who declared war on who? Who keeps on posting up lots of annoying smileys?
You are attacking me, for no reason. World opinion would be on my side.

Finally, if you don't post what kind of ships you are sending, I shall have to assume that they are rubber dinghys. If you don't post what aircraft you are sending, I will assume they are WW1 style Biplanes. Baron Von Richtoven won't save you.

Who would sympathize with imperialistic militarism? YOU sympathized with Roach-Busters, a roguish state with a horrific disregard for world opinion. They are part of an international criminal conspiracy! WE only declared war before they could attack us! We are pacifists, not warmongers! You're goin' DOWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! :evil: :twisted: :lol: :!:

Who would sympathize with imperialistic militarism? YOU sympathized with Roach-Busters, a roguish state with a horrific disregard for world opinion. They are part of an international criminal conspiracy! WE only declared war before they could attack us! We are pacifists, not warmongers! You're goin' DOWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! :evil: :twisted: :lol: :!:

Official Transcript
From the desk of Kenneth E. Howitzer

Socialist Cockroaches,

The Republican Superpower of Crimson Blades is officialy hereby condemning your nation due to the unjustified attacks on Roach-Busters. We are giving you a chance to pull out all troops and immediately cease all attacks by land sea and air. If you fail to comply with our nations orders, we will be forced to persuade you in a manner of which you do not have the resorces to defend or counter.

President of TRSCB,
Kenneth E. Howitzer

Oh...so, you are a member of the International Criminal Conspiracy, too? We will not withdraw from Roach-Busters until they are destroyed or they surrender! We will not retreat in the face of imperialistic militarism!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: :lol: :lol: :lol: :!: :!: :!:

Oh...so, you are a member of the International Criminal Conspiracy, too? We will not withdraw from Roach-Busters until they are destroyed or they surrender! We will not retreat in the face of imperialistic militarism!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: :lol: :lol: :lol: :!: :!: :!:

Socialist Cockroaches, that sounds like world opinion to me.

I will give you one more chance. Pull out of this attack on my navy, or suffer destruction of yours.

The attacks on your military will continue, Jordaxia! Down with imperialism! :roll:

Oh...so, you are a member of the International Criminal Conspiracy, too? We will not withdraw from Roach-Busters until they are destroyed or they surrender! We will not retreat in the face of imperialistic militarism!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: :lol: :lol: :lol: :!: :!: :!:


Is the above statement your offical decline of my offer? If so, you leave me with no choice than to brief the senate of your actions and draft an offical Declaration of War.

You are ALL criminals! Declare war if you will, eventually the world will recognize the justness of our struggle and aid us! We are the victims of your imperialism!!!!!! :x

Very well, as you wish. the Jordaxian fleet will offer acceptable terms of surrender for your fleet when they are destroyed.

Crimson Blades, Jordaxia, and The Metroids...JCS Chairman C.J. thanks you from the bottom of his heart on the hospitalized President's behalf. As of now, over 8,034 civilians have been killed by Socialist Cockroach troops. Fourteen schools have been bombed. 500 children have disappeared, either kidnapped or killed. Mercenary platoons who dub themselves 'death squads' have forcibly taken over hospitals and turned them into torture chambers. Churches have been bombed and priests are being beaten to death. The cost of reparations exceeds $56,000,000. The morale of our armed forces is at an all-time low, with desertion rates in excess of 32%. However, we believe there is cause for hope, because of the generosity of countries like those mentioned above. We are deeply grateful. Bless you all.

Crimson Blades, Jordaxia, and The Metroids...JCS Chairman C.J. thanks you from the bottom of his heart on the hospitalized President's behalf. As of now, over 8,034 civilians have been killed by Socialist Cockroach troops. Fourteen schools have been bombed. 500 children have disappeared, either kidnapped or killed. Mercenary platoons who dub themselves 'death squads' have forcibly taken over hospitals and turned them into torture chambers. Churches have been bombed and priests are being beaten to death. The cost of reparations exceeds $56,000,000. The morale of our armed forces is at an all-time low, with desertion rates in excess of 32%. However, we believe there is cause for hope, because of the generosity of countries like those mentioned above. We are deeply grateful. Bless you all.

The Presidential Dictator of The Dark Nexus, Tom Smitzler, sends the following message to those commie cockroaches:

We at The Dark Nexus give you yet another warning: cease this foolishness or we will be forced to attack you for many reasons, a prime one being that you use so freakin many smiles.

We smile because today is the day imperialism will fall! Dark Nexus, we do not fear you!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :twisted:

Declaration of War

Approved by Bladiean Senate

Drafted by: Kenneth E. Howitzer


The following transcript is to be regarded by the nations of this earth, as an offical and justified Declaration of War. Made on this [Friday the 11th] Pertaining to the unjustified military action put forth by one [Socialist Cockroaches].

Socialist Cockroaches

The Senate of the Republican Superpower of Crimson Blades has looked over and approved this offical and unwaring Declaration of War against you and whatever allies you may possess. This article, Put forth by president Kenneth E. Howitzer, shall be filed and documented as an offical note of an impending attack on your nation. Should we need it, the Coalition of Evil, an organization of which we are a part of, will be forced to take action against the named nation [Socialist Cockroaches].

Justification has been made. The Senate has approved.

Thus ending this offical and formal declaration.

President of TRSCB,
Kenneth E. Howitzer

Crimson Blades, your declaration of war was unprovoked! If you want to suffer the fate of Roach-Busters, Jordaxia, The Metroids, and the Dark Nexus, keep talkin' smack!!!! DOWN WITH IMPERIALISM!


Know this: So far, 716 civilians have been killed since the Roach-Busters and The Metroids have invaded, whether intentionally or not. Over 46,500 members of our armed forces have been killed, and another 113,200 have been wounded. 919 are missing. AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO SYMPATHIZE WITH THE IMPERIALISTIC, MILITARIST ROACH-BUSTERS???

Listen. Are you going to attack my fleet, or will I steamroller yours?
Sorry to rush you, but things to be done, you know how it is.

Crimson Blades, if anyone ever declares war on you, you better believe we'll back you up. Thank you again so much for everything. And The Metroids, same thing applies to you. And you, Jordaxia and Dark Nexus.

We smile because today is the day imperialism will fall! Dark Nexus, we do not fear you!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :twisted:
ooc: Are you bloody serious? You have 187 million people. I have, oh... 710 million. A healthy dose of fear would be good for you. Oh, and a bit of reality would help.
IC:
"One last chance, you foolish commie insects. Surrender or we will run you down."

Crimson Blades, if anyone ever declares war on you, you better believe we'll back you up. Thank you again so much for everything. And The Metroids, same thing applies to you. And you, Jordaxia and Dark Nexus.

Thank you roachbusters, we will remember that. Would you require reperations in repairing your nation? I'm sure the coffers can open for you.

So far, our armed forces have suffered 39,700 deaths, 98,712 wounded, and over 5,000 missing or taken prisoner. The guerrilla forces have just begun a major offensive in the capital city. Whether we can repulse this threat or not remains to be seen...

We would appreciate it, Jordaxia. Thank you kindly.

ROACH-BUSTERS IS YOUR PUPPET, JORDAXIA!!!!!!! WE WILL DESTROY THEM AND ALL COUNTRIES WHICH WANT ROACH-BUSTERS TO NEGOTIATE THIS MATTER PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALL MEMBERS OF AN INTERNATIONAL, MILITARISTIC, IMPERIALIST CONSPIRACY AGAINST PEACE, WHICH IS WHY WE DECLARED WAR ON ROACH-BUSTERS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[OOC: I beg to differ. You are the only one who threatens international peace. Roach-Busters is willing to negotiate once you show that you are willing to. You have threatened war against several countries that could easily 1) invade and take over your country or 2) nuke it into oblivion if they were so inclined. However, they have not yet tried to do so.

I doubt your tiny country could stand up to a coalition of much larger countries, particularly if you've managed to piss all of them off.

Jordaxia, I disagree with you. This guy just screams n00b.]

ooc:
Crimson Blades, your declaration of war was unprovoked!
MY HAIRY AND BAD-SMELLING FOOT IT WAS!!! YOU provoced it when YOU declared war for no reason other than that they were impirialist. (no, I can't spell, so shoot me)
If you want to suffer the fate of...and the Dark Nexus, keep talkin' smack!!!!
Have I suffered a fate? Musta missed that... Oh, and the "t" in "The Dark Nexus" is capital please and thank you.
AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO SYMPATHIZE WITH THE IMPERIALISTIC, MILITARIST ROACH-BUSTERS???
YOU DECLARED WAR FIRST, YOU BLOODY FOOL!
IC:
"Apearently a mere threat is not enough. Behold my forces:
Army (tanks, soldiers, ect.)-4,506,250 (2,253,125 active, 2,253,125 suport)
Reseverves (tanks, soldiers, ect.)-4,506,250 (2,253,125 active, 2,253,125 suport)
Navy (aircraft carriers, battleships, Uboats)-4,310,600 (1,436,868 active, 2,873,732 suport)
Air Force (Apachies, Comanchys, F-15s, ac 130s)-4,253,125 (1,063,282 active, 3,189,843 suport)

Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh? All the big, bad, imperialist criminals are gonna gang up on a peaceful, defenseless country like us? Don't make me laugh. Sooner or later, people will realize the danger of appeasing terrorists like you all, and will rally to our aid in our just, humanitarian struggle against imperialist militarism! :x 8) :lol: :roll: :twisted: :evil:

Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh? All the big, bad, imperialist criminals are gonna gang up on a peaceful, defenseless country like us? Don't make me laugh. Sooner or later, people will realize the danger of appeasing terrorists like you all, and will rally to our aid in our just, humanitarian struggle against imperialist militarism! :x 8) :lol: :roll: :twisted: :evil:

All I had to go on was the first post, which isn't too bad. Consider my compliments of him retracted. Still, the question stands. Shall you engage my fleet, or will I engage yours. The outcome is decided, so you may pick and choose at your discretion.

Look, Socialist Cockroaches, this is going nowhere. I never wanted to go to war in the first place, but now that we've come this far, I have only two options: negotiate; fight to win. Unless you are willing to negotiate, we will fight until either you surrender or you are defeated. There is no way you can defeat us, The Metroids, Jordaxia, Crimson Blades, and The Dark Nexus all at once. It's just not gonna happen. If you negotiate now, I'll personally help pay for the cost of reparations in your country. My offer still stands.

Look, Socialist Cockroaches, this is going nowhere. I never wanted to go to war in the first place, but now that we've come this far, I have only two options: negotiate; fight to win. Unless you are willing to negotiate, we will fight until either you surrender or you are defeated. There is no way you can defeat us, The Metroids, Jordaxia, Crimson Blades, and The Dark Nexus all at once. It's just not gonna happen. If you negotiate now, I'll personally help pay for the cost of reparations in your country. My offer still stands.

Roach-Busters: Our nation is willing to pay for the repairs to your nation, and provide whatever aide your nation requires.

Socialist Cockroaches: Our Declaration of war has been made under the justification that you have made an unjustified attack on Roach-Busters.

Our first invasion wave on the nation of Socialist Cockroaches will be comprised of:

Naval Force

30 "Hydra" class destroyers
15 Trimaran aircraft carriers
20 CB-41 Battleships
50 Armored Falcon CRCS Reactor Subs

Air Force

200 CB-35 "Jax" Quick Attack aircraft
150 CB-39 "Switchblade" multirole supersonic attack craft
60 Supersonic Troop Transport VTOLs "STTV's" or "Steves"
^ each carrying 150 armed servicemen ^
80 High Altitude Strategic Bombers

Land

300,000 Bladian Marines
10,000 Special Operation Covert Ops Marines (SOCOM)
20 BMBT Tank Divisions
10,000 "Minigun troops" ("MTs")

Space

5 orbital Missile Platforms are in geosync. orbit above said nation. These are not to be used unless by means of a last resort.

You can engage mine first if you want, Jordaxia, we are confident we will win! Good ALWAYS triumphs over evil! And as for you, Roach-Busters, until you admit to the world that you are a bunch of imperialist criminals who provoked this whiole war, we will never negotiate!!!! :evil:

Thank you, Crimson Blades. Thanks, all of you. Remember, if there is ever any way I can repay any of you for your kindness, any way at all, do not hesitate to ask. Thanks for everything. President J.L. sends his best wishes.

While President Mike Sarzo was aboard the ISS Endymion, Senior Vice President for Internal Affairs Nicole Lewis was monitoring the events in Roach-Busters and Socialist Cockroaches. Unbenownst even to her closest advisors, she sneaked into Parliament and asked them to declare war.

Parliament rejected the measure without a vote, but authorized Lewis to send forces to support the coalition against Socialist Cockroaches. A squadron led by one Warchild-class battleship and seven Iowa-class battleships including the legendary ISS Kearsarge set sail for the Socialist Cockroaches coastline. In addition, the aircraft carrier ISS Nieland set off with two amphibious landing forces. One set off for Socialist Cockroaches prepared to launch an invasion, while the other set off for Roach-Busters to provide humanitarian assistance and a peacekeeping force.

"We are sending a force to act as observers to monitor the situation and prevent Socialist Cockroaches from acting foolishly," Lewis said. "I send a personal warning to the leader of Socialist Cockroaches: World opinion is against you for declaring an unprovoked war and committing atrocities. You will meet justice, and she will have a score to settle with you."

Commodore Brenda Davis surveyed the scene from the super battleship and looked at the reports about Socialist Cockroaches' military force.

"You can't be serious," Davis said. "They're crowing about 300 ships when Jordaxia can send over 1,000? I think the Kearsarge could use a little bit more padding to its legacy, what do you think Captain?"

You can engage mine first if you want, Jordaxia, we are confident we will win! Good ALWAYS triumphs over evil! And as for you, Roach-Busters, until you admit to the world that you are a bunch of imperialist criminals who provoked this whiole war, we will never negotiate!!!! :evil:

[Good triumphs over evil, huh? That means you will lose.]

Sarzonia, YOU will lose, not us! You are criminal imperialists! We request that the UN impose sanctions and embargoes on ALL you criminal nations! Crimson Blades' troops have already killed 519 of my troops! AND YOU'RE CALLING ME EVIL?!!!!? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roach-Busters has lost over 5,670 policemen since the war began, over 58,900 civilians have been killed, 30% of the capital is in ruins, and four more hospitals, ten more churches, and another school have been bombed. An entire kindergarten classroom is missing. In spite of these losses, we believe the tide may be turning. However, it will not be easy, and defeat may still rear its ugly head. We do not mean to trouble you all, but if you could provide a small number of troops to help pacify the cities, we shall be eternally grateful.

The High Altitude Strategic Bombers, after reciving itelligence concerning the whereabouts of government buildings, commence to bombard those specified buildings in a massive bombing raid.

As the bombers make thier way over the cities and towns, Multirole fighters give close air support to the bombers, taking out whatever ground defenses they can aquire.

The supersonic transports, after loading up with cargo and troops, land and deploy troops at the rims of the capital city, and selected metropolises.

Bladiean Marines are ordered to take out any and all remaining defenses that where not destroyed in the bombing raid. Accompanying them is the majority of the BMBT tank divisions. The rest of the tank divisions are assigned to defend all allied bases and captured positions along with the Minigun Troops.

President J.L. would like to apologize to the following nations: The Metroids, Jordaxia, Crimson Blades, The Dark Nexus, and Sarzonia, for getting you all involved in this mess. May this war end soon, with the smallest number of casualties.

President J.L. would like to apologize to the following nations: The Metroids, Jordaxia, Crimson Blades, The Dark Nexus, and Sarzonia, for getting you all involved in this mess. May this war end soon, with the smallest number of casualties.

President J.L. would like to apologize to the following nations: The Metroids, Jordaxia, Crimson Blades, The Dark Nexus, and Sarzonia, for getting you all involved in this mess. May this war end soon, with the smallest number of casualties.

AND YOU'RE CALLING ME EVIL?!!!!? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OOC: Why not? You're making me crack right up! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:]

Sarzonia, YOU will lose, not us! You are criminal imperialists! We request that the UN impose sanctions and embargoes on ALL you criminal nations! Crimson Blades' troops have already killed 519 of my troops! AND YOU'RE CALLING ME EVIL?!!!!? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And how many people have YOUR thugs killed? Our Parliament can reconsider and declare war.

Meanwhile, tungsten rods aimed at the Socialist Cockroaches' capital and other key cities. In addition, Navy Chief John Newman contacted Commodore Davis

Attention Commodore Davis: You are authorized to shoot on sight in the event the Sociaist Cockroaches commit another hostile act. I repeat: Shoot on sight.

The First Fleet also set sail for Socialist Cockroaches under the command of Vice Admiral Marcus Patinkin. Admiral Charles Nelson Sr. came out of retirement to command the Second Fleet, which also set sail for Socialist Cockroaches. [OOC: The composition of each fleet: One Vengeance-class super carrier, one Royal Holly-class battle carrier, five Parliament-class battleships, five Cornelius Thade-class battleships, ten Province-class cruisers, three Randolph-class cruisers, three Ithaca-class light cruisers, 15 County[/i]-class anti-aircraft destroyers, 10 City[/i]-class general purpose destroyers, 20 Biggles-class frigates, four SSBNs and 12 attack submaries set course for Socialist Cockroaches. That in addition to the battleships already on their way.]

We have over 200 ships on their way with shoot-on-sight orders. You are facing impossible odds. Your only recourse is unconditional surrender.

As you wish. After two requests to tell me what your navy consisted of,
and what your airforce consisted of, you have still not supplied me with this information. You need only look up to see these requests. As warned, refusal to comply with these common requests would result in me assuming that your navy and airforce consisted of nothing more than biplanes or rubber Dinghys. This is the choice you make.

As the 1251 strong fleet thundered towards the massed forces of rubber Dinghys and wooden biplanes, planes were gathered onto the launch decks of the carriers, to join the massing fighters above. Admiral Upton was rather shocked to see what had been massed against him.

"Is this there idea of a joke?" He enquired.
"I believe so, Admiral." was the reply.
"Let them know that I am not in the mood to be joked with. Crush them."

The main guns of a few capital ships began to release carnage upon the "fleet" whilst the Orcas at the back loosed heavy High explosive missiles at the dinghys. Given that they were so small, it was difficult to aim, but the missiles were ordered to destruct 10 feet from surface impact. The Rf-11s were ordered to annihilate the biplanes, and they began to fire cannon rounds at them.

You brought this on yourself. I will comply with the standard rules of rp though, and you can guess what happens when at least 100 HE missiles detonate over head, and high technology fighters engage biplanes.

The Parliament of Roach-Busters has forwarded a message to the following nations: The Metroids, Jordaxia, Crimson Blades, The Dark Nexus, and Sarzonia.


Dear Sirs:
We are deeply indebted to your valiant defense of our freedom, and your heroic stand against a totalitarian empire. If there is any way we can repay you, do not hesitate even slightly to ask. Vice-President Cyprian has proposed a new alliance, consisting of the following nations: Roach-Busters, The Metroids, Jordaxia, Crimson Blades, The Dark Nexus, and Sarzonia. Whenever one of the aforementioned nations is attacked, the others will come to their aid. This way, never again will a tragedy of this caliber afflict us. Please consider the proposal carefully. Should this alliance materialize, membership would be voluntary and any member nation would be permitted to withdraw as soon as they desire. Thank you all.

Sincerely,
Parliament of Roach-Busters

We have lost 283 ships to Jordaxian criminalist imperialism. Only 17 remain. Do not even think we will surrender. We have ordered napalm strikes against the Jordaxian fleet. They have won the battle, but the war will be won by the forces of righteousness: namely, us.

The Kearsarge came into range of a Socialist Cockroaches seaport. It wheeled its 16 inch guns at the city and a confident Captain Kenny Joseph bellowed, "Fire!"

The guns began their bombardment of the city, with the other battleships quickly following suit. Fighter planes from the two aircraft carriers also came upon the inadequate aircraft of the Socialist Cockroaches and fired their missiles and cannons. The anti-aircraft destroyers followed suit, and the ICBM-armed SSBNs aimed their conventional warheads at various targets in the Socialist Cockroaches mainland.

The tungsten rod system's engineering staff reported to Admiral Nelson that they were aimed at the Socialist Cockroaches capital.

"This is Admiral George A. Nelson, Sr. of the Incorporated Sarzonian Navy. You are ordered to surrender unconditionally or face certain destruction. This is your only warning. The choice is yours."

Nelson put the communications device away.

ho hum, so it goes. I am already in multiple alliances, and can't really be in any more, without the high likelyhood of a severe conflict of interests.
However, I will sign a mutual assistance pact (individually) with any nation that wishes it. I assume that you would wish for one, RB?

The Kearsarge came into range of a Socialist Cockroaches seaport. It wheeled its 16 inch guns at the city and a confident Captain Kenny Joseph bellowed, "Fire!"

The guns began their bombardment of the city, with the other battleships quickly following suit. Fighter planes from the two aircraft carriers also came upon the inadequate aircraft of the Socialist Cockroaches and fired their missiles and cannons. The anti-aircraft destroyers followed suit, and the ICBM-armed SSBNs aimed their conventional warheads at various targets in the Socialist Cockroaches mainland.

The tungsten rod system's engineering staff reported to Admiral Nelson that they were aimed at the Socialist Cockroaches capital.

"This is Admiral George A. Nelson, Sr. of the Incorporated Sarzonian Navy. You are ordered to surrender unconditionally or face certain destruction. This is your only warning. The choice is yours."

Nelson put the communications device away.


Stop! Stop The Attack!!

Bladiean Troops are inside the city and its surroundings preparing to take it!

The following is an excerpt from an official newspaper of the Socialist Cockroaches Party:


People of Socialist Cockroaches, today is a day that will define our destiny as a nation. A horde of imperialists is trying to destroy us, our freedoms, and our love of peace. Minutes before the publication of this issue, Sarzonia down 191 of the 200 planes attacking the invaders. The 9 remaining pilots have surrendered, and will be imprisoned, tortured, and slowly beaten to death. Sarzonia has destroyed 90% of East City, population 230. This imperialism must end. Our fate, the very fate of democracy itself, is at stake. Will peace and freedom win? Or will the tyrannical alliance destroy our noble nation? We believe good always triumphs over evil. Morality-wise, we occupy the higher ground. Peace, freedom, and democracy will conquer evil.

Napalm on a fleet would be silly. Once again, unless you tell me which aircraft deliver the strike, I will assume another novelty aircraft to annihilate. Also, 17 Dinghies inside the combined might of the Jordaxian armada. I'll just capture them instead. As the smaller Visby corvettes approached the dinghies, an angry man with a gun got up. Armed troops from the larger ships right next to the dinghies (read 2 Thunderchild Battleships) aimed at the men in the dinghies.

The Visbies loudspeaker was turned on. A simple phrase came out.
"Surrender or die."

Your move.

Stop! Stop The Attack!!

Bladiean Troops are inside the city and its surroundings preparing to take it!

[Secret IC to Crimson Blades: We are sending the exact coordinates of our planned attack to you on a coded channel. Please make sure your soldiers avoid those areas. We will give you time to evacuate the premises.]

We accept your generous offer, Jordaxia. Thank you kindly.

We accept your generous offer, Jordaxia. Thank you kindly.

[We would also like to sign a mutual assistance pact with Roach-Busters and Jordaxia.]

Stop! Stop The Attack!!

Bladiean Troops are inside the city and its surroundings preparing to take it!

[Secret IC to Crimson Blades: We are sending the exact coordinates of our planned attack to you on a coded channel. Please make sure your soldiers avoid those areas. We will give you time to evacuate the premises.]


Affirmative!

As the other nations beat the crap out of the pathetic self-rightous nation of SC, The Dark Nexus deploys 4,000 troops and 50 tanks to R-B to defend the cities and such. The following message is sent to R-B:
We will gladly join an alliance with you. Be warned, however, that our nation is located on the exclusive island region of Martha's Vineyard. This means that you will not be able to aid us should we become attacked by a fellow member of our region. Do telegram us, though, if you ever need help again.

We will be willing to sign a pact with the nation of Roach-Busters as well.

That's fine with me, Sarzonia. (shall we assume such a pact has been signed?)

Sarzonia, we will gladly accept. And The Dark Nexus, thanks to your contributions, the offensive has now been repelled! We will be glad to sign the treaty with you. Everyone, thanks again so much for everything, you're the greatest!

That's fine with me, Sarzonia. (shall we assume such a pact has been signed?)

[OOC: We shall. Senior VP Lewis has the authority to sign such a pact. She'll also send it to President Sarzo, who undoubtedly will approve it and the House of Delegates will vote on the measure (it is expected to pass easily.)]

All right, Crimson Blades. Consider it signed. Thank you.

No Problem Roach-Busters.

Just Telegram me if this loser or anyone else tries and takes you down.

Count me in 2 RoachBusters. If anyone else wants to sign a trety, let me know.

President Mike Sarzo listened to the reports from the battlefront with a bemused smirk. He also electronically stamped his consent to the mutual assistance pacts with Roach-Busters and Jordaxia and went about his business preparing for the arrival of Nellisland Defense Secretary Mike Nellis aboard the Endymion.

No Problem Roach-Busters.

Just Telegram me if this loser or anyone else tries and takes you down.
Heh, heh, same here, but ESPECIALLY if it's this clown.

I'd like to sign treaties with all the coalition forces.

Ditto that.

Anyways. Anyone want to buy 17 Dinghys? (I don't even know how that many survived a barrage that, unintercepted, would take out plenty of real ships. You know, with metal hulls and everything?

Ditto that.

Anyways. Anyone want to buy 17 Dinghys? (I don't even know how that many survived a barrage that, unintercepted, would take out plenty of real ships. You know, with metal hulls and everything?

I'd like one for a souvenir. And for me to laugh at uncontrollably.

This excerpt is from a non-party newspaper:

What is our government thinking? We have lost nearly 95% of our armed forces; we have virtually no planes or ships left. Most of the country is in shambles. The only alternative to surrender is death. Thus, we implore our government to negotiate peacefully with the nations atta-

(troops burst into the room)

Soldier: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE WRITING? YOU TREAS-
ONOUS LOUSE!!!

(gunfire)

Of course, one will be mailed immediately.

Something just occured to me. Consider Socialists posts for a minute, how he portrays himself the victim. Almost like this man. DAN DAN DAN!

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/48745.jpg

I think I know who runs socialist cockroaches.

Thank you, The Metroids, Jordaxia, Crimson Blades, The Dark Nexus, and Sarzonia. So, should we consider the defense pact(s) signed?

May I propose surrender terms?

1. No one from the present government or any military organization of Socialist Cockroaches is eligible to administer the country EVER.

2. The country may not keep a military force of any kind.

3. The country must pay all damages, both physical and otherwise to Roach-Busters and make all retributions. In addition, they must pay reparations to all coalition forces.

4. They must accept an occupational force of coalition forces in perpetuity. They must ascede to having coalition bases built in their country that we may keep in perpetuity.

5. They must ascede to a government set up by the coalition and operated by the coalition until they have demonstrated an ability to act like a law-abiding nation.

Ditto that.

Anyways. Anyone want to buy 17 Dinghys? (I don't even know how that many survived a barrage that, unintercepted, would take out plenty of real ships. You know, with metal hulls and everything?

I'd like one for a souvenir. And for me to laugh at uncontrollably.
"Could I get one as well? I'd like to have it stuffed and mounted behind my desk. Right next to the bengal tiger head from the Great Gilrean Tiger Hunt (good times, good times)."

Those surrender terms sound very good to me, Sarzonia. They're all right with me if the rest of the coalition agrees.

Sure nexus, one will be sent to you also.
Sarzonia, even regarding the incident, I must disagree with 2. Versailles didn't go that far, and it was to deal with WW1. This, in the scale of things, has barely reached border skirmish. (no insult meant RB. N00bs like this attack every day.)

3. The country must pay all damages, both physical and otherwise to Roach-Busters and make all retributions. In addition, they must pay reparations to all coalition forces.
"Hmmm..." *SMASH* "Well, my multi-million dollar ming vase seems to have been destroyed durring the attack..."

Sure nexus, one will be sent to you also.
Sarzonia, even regarding the incident, I must disagree with 2. Versailles didn't go that far, and it was to deal with WW1. This, in the scale of things, has barely reached border skirmish. (no insult meant RB. N00bs like this attack every day.)

[I know Versailles didn't go that far... that's one reason we even had a WWII in the first place. That's why I propose we go even further.]

3. The country must pay all damages, both physical and otherwise to Roach-Busters and make all retributions. In addition, they must pay reparations to all coalition forces.
"Hmmm..." *SMASH* "Well, my multi-million dollar ming vase seems to have been destroyed durring the attack..."

I think he owes us $55 million for weapons used and time wasted beating his sorry ass.

(I still disagree, a bit. I see the logic, but I can't be bothered counter-arguing at 4:05 am)

We agree to those terms to be given to SC.

The following is an excerpt from an independent newspaper:

This just in: President Judge has just committed suicide, after admitting to an aide, "They can take our nation, they can take our democracy, they can take our freedoms, but they ain't gonna get ME to surrender!" Over 78% of the remaining troops have surrendered to the enemy. Thousands of refugees flood the cities. Because the President left no heir, we have no government in the normal sense of the word. The country has plunged into anarchy. Mobs of citizens are destroying property, beating each other, themselves, and police, and demanding that the government accept Sarzonia's surrender terms. This writer is inclined to agree. I feel th-

(door opens)

Soldier: G'day, sir.

Soldier 2: Yeah, good day.

Writer: Nooooooooooooo!

(gunfire)

Writer (dying): God...have...m-m-mercy...on their...ssssssouls...

(more gunfire)

Soldier 1: Shaddup! You know it ain't legal to believe in God!

"I also don't think we need to go that far. I mean, as long as we stand ready to smash him into a pulp next time he tries anything, we should be good. I consider you all allies now."

ooc: Get in touch with me and maybe we can have a cellebration party in my puppet nation, The All-Night Dance Party of Dancing Penguin."

It doesn't cost a mere 55mil to mobilise that many ships to confront nought but dingies. Not to mention that those missiles I extravagantly flung at them ain't cheap. But meh, 55mil is fine. I'll also help fund the rebuilding of RB. Name the funds.

edit:Changed troops to ships. Last time I checked, troops don't weigh hundreds of thousands of tons, float, launch aircraft, nor come fitted with large cannons as standard.

Thanks for everything, you guys. Likewise, I consider each of you allies now. No, not just allies: friends, too. Thanks again.

"I also don't think we need to go that far. I mean, as long as we stand ready to smash him into a pulp next time he tries anything, we should be good. I consider you all allies now."

ooc: Get in touch with me and maybe we can have a cellebration party in my puppet nation, The All-Night Dance Party of Dancing Penguin."

I stand by my surrender terms as written.

[OOC: You know the first principle of negotiations: Start out with far more than you want and work toward what you want. That's what I'm doing here. ;)]

The Dark Nexus, I would very much like to attend the celebration. Thanks.

It doesn't cost a mere 55mil to mobilise that many troops to confront nought but dingies. Not to mention that those missiles I extravagantly flung at them ain't cheap. But meh, 55mil is fine. I'll also help fund the rebuilding of RB. Name the funds.

[OOC: I was talking about MY weapons. You name your price.]

The Dark Nexus, I would very much like to attend the celebration. Thanks.

I would too, but I have to finish a summit in Nellisland first. An envoy from Senior Vice President for Internal Affairs Nicole Lewis's office can attend on my behalf if that is amenable to you.

From: Vice-President Guggen


Why bother with surrender terms? We WON'T surrender! We refuse to lose our battle of good against evil, democracy against terrorism, justice versus crime!

Nexus, I'm sure admiral Upton would be glad to attend, if that's fine.

IC: The government does not request any funds from SC, as it feels the cost was necessary to show the people that a decrease in military spending would be silly. Although, that port, it is looking rather tempting. Perhaps... Yeah. You know that line about choosing a base? I chose. I want that port.

From: Vice-President Guggen


Why bother with surrender terms? We WON'T surrender! We refuse to lose our battle of good against evil, democracy against terrorism, justice versus crime!

Suit yourself.

Admiral Nelson signalled the order and five tungsten rods fired from space at Socialist Cockroaches targets (away from coalition forces). One of the rods targeted the coordinates where Vice President Guggen's transmission originated.

The rods rained down from above at hypersonic speeds toward their targets.

From: Vice-President Guggen


Why bother with surrender terms? We WON'T surrender! We refuse to lose our battle of good against evil, democracy against terrorism, justice versus crime!
"Anybody still got troops in there? 'Cause I'm about ready to just napalm the entire place.

ooc: Heh, heh, might be too soon to party. I'll post a thread as soon as this clown is done.

when you say "done" do you mean "well done?"

Ho ho ho!

But yeah. Surrender SC. Don't make it any worse for yourself than it already is.

To the coalition forces:

This is General Trigo. My platoon has just captured and assassinated Vice-President Guggen. I am in command now. We will accept your terms of surrender.

Lewis picked up her communications mouthpiece with the link provided by satellite.

"To the Socialist Cockroaches Government: You've just seen a small taste of what we can do. Unless you want a full-course meal of that, you must surrender immediately and agree to the terms we have outlined. Your very existence depends on it."

Lewis put down the mouth piece. "If he doesn't surrender, I'm sure Mike will see to it that he can't do any more damage."

Meanwhile, Patinkin's forces set up shop to establish a naval blockade. Admiral Nelson and his fleet also slipped in to strengthen the blockade. The amphibious landing ships began to establish their positions under the massive guns of the Sarzonian battleships.

"We're going to take this sucker," Colonel Harry Bryson said to his commanding officer, General William Buckingham.

"I'd feel a lot better once we've got a full surrender from these goons," Buckingham repled. The tanks and artillery also set up their positions and the invasion was underway.

[OOC: I changed the name of the colonel because I have Ash in Nellisland.]

Well, guys, looks like we won. Thanks again for all your help. Now, there's just one thing left to do: PARTY!!!!!!!!!!

To the coalition forces:

This is General Trigo. My platoon has just captured and assassinated Vice-President Guggen. I am in command now. We will accept your terms of surrender.

"Bring me all remaining leaders of your government and your military," General Buckingham barked into his communications device as soon as he heard General Trigo's message.

Buckingham contacted Admiral Nelson and said, "they seem to have come to their senses and surrendered. All before we really had a chance to get started."

"I'll believe it when I see it," Nelson sighed. "Hold your fire but be ready in case they try something sneaky." Once we have everyone in custody, we'll leave it up to Jordaxia to decide how we're going to bring justice to these criminals."

ooc: Ahhhhh, has anyone else viewed SC? The nation is completely gun free. He CAN'T fight us. Well played, Jordaxia, well played... Though I was thinking extra-crispy :D.

Oh god, forum's glichen'. I'll be back tomorrow...

ooc: Ahhhhh, has anyone else viewed SC? The nation is completely gun free. He CAN'T fight us. Well played, Jordaxia, well played... Though I was thinking extra-crispy :D.

Oh god, forum's glichen'. I'll be back tomorrow...

[OOC: Cajun style.]

Yeah, SC doesn't stand a chance! Nice job, everyone! And again, thanks! It's nice to have new allies and new friends!

From General Trigo:

All my forces have unconditionally surrendered. The military is willing to begin negotiations whenever you are.

Now that SC has surrendered, I propose putting all the top political and military officials of SC on trial for war crimes. Is that all right? If so, where should the trial take place?

Well, I can port a ship, and we can do it trial by international Jury. 2 Citizens from each, come aboard one of my ships, and we do it in international waters? 2 from Jordaxia, 2 from RB, 2 from Sarzonia, 2 from Nexus, 2 from Crimson 2 from Metroids, and 2 from SC. If I missed an ally, (and I always do, take no offense) then we can move it to 14. We see that SCs populace wasn't behind the leadership, so I see no reason as to why they should be excluded in a trial.
Agreed? I can pick citizens up from any nation on Earth within 3 days on one of these ships. (they hit 400mph due to WiGtech, which really really works. and isn't future tech.)

Sounds cool to me, Jordaxia.

I will send in 2 of my ambassadors to attend the trials.

I am also pulling out my ofensive troops and vehicles, and inserting a number of peacekeeping forces to help in the rebuilding and conservation of a new president and party in Socialist Cockroaches.

One more Victory for The Blademaster...

We are amenable to the plan and we have sent our assistant Senior VP for Internal Affairs Scott Campbell and Woodstock Police Chief Chip Moose to the conference.

So, should the trials take place in one of our nations, or should we ask a neutral nation if we can hold the trials in their country? Who should appoint the judge that will preside over the trials?

International waters, aboard one of my boats. (unless you have a problem). It solves the problem of hosting, if they aren't done in anyones nation. The judge will be appointed by a simple basic program. Give me the names of the judges from your nation, I'll put them in, and it'll select one at random. (meaning, I could do that, but I'll pick the one with the coolest name. Happy?)

International waters, aboard one of my boats. (unless you have a problem). It solves the problem of hosting, if they aren't done in anyones nation. The judge will be appointed by a simple basic program. Give me the names of the judges from your nation, I'll put them in, and it'll select one at random. (meaning, I could do that, but I'll pick the one with the coolest name. Happy?)

Judge Julie Schiendlin
Judge Marc Shaparelli
Judge Max Davison
Judge Heinz "The Hanging Judge" Mueller

Sounds cool to me. Here are the judges in my nation:

1)Barry McCarthy
2)Douglas Goldwater
3)Joseph MacArthur

My judges name is Justin Bailey

Oh, I'll put in my ones as well.

Sir Rupert Mckay
Lord "sober" Douglas Burns
Lord Simon Wills
Lord Victor Friar.

To the Coalition Forces:

General Trigo has committed suicide, because he has committed over 456 war crimes against Roach-Busters and its allies and feared that he would be executed. We are currently in the process of appointing a new leader, but the trials can proceed as scheduled. Thank you.

OOC:

Examines the spiderweb of accusations that this RP has become. Reader explodes with mirthful laughter.

eh? That was true for the first two pages. Now we're wrapping up. There was plenty other stuff though that was plenty funny. I can understand the laughter.


<--------- (despite the "eh?", not a Canadian.)

I have just telegrammed The Dark Nexus and Crimson blades to ask them if they would like to provide the names of their judges. So, if no one minds, we'll start the trial as soon as they reply and we randomly pick who will preside over the trial.

Still no reply from those two. I'm going to bed. Mind if we pick things up where we left off tomorrow?

sure. I should really be thinking about bed.

5:24 am, eh?

ooc: Good morning everybody!
IC:
"We at The Dark Nexus are still recovering from the law-less rule of The Overlady and do not have judges at the moment. However..."

A large swirling portal opens and out steps a penguin clad in a cape, top hat, and monocle.
"Hello, I am Ambassador BogeyFeather. I could serve as a judge."

Our Judges shall be VP Dimitri Pashnikov, and JAG Kyle Fritz.

Good day, my newfound allies! Now that we have our judges, we can pick one at random and the trials can commence!


P.S.Have any of you heard from Socialist Cockroaches yet?

VP Dimitri Pashnikov
is who I nominate.
Nice name Crimson.

So, how does this work? Does each of us nominate a judge, and whoever gets the most nominations wins?

huh? I thought that I was in charge of the proceedings. When I said nominate, I meant choose. It'll make everything go faster, and it's just a name. Unless everyone came up with several personalities for their judges, on the off chance that he was used.

OOC:all yor base is now belong to us



cant you find a way to stop the war with words 8)

we did. his casualties were very light. I could easily exterminate all life in his nation, but I solve it with words, and international war crimes trials.

Very well, Jordaxia. If it's all right with you, we can begin the trial as soon as everybody's ready.

Still no word from SC...

Sounds cool to me, Jordaxia. When should the trials begin?

as soon as everyone is ready. I'm ready, you're ready, they should be underway in a few hours, hopefully.

Should we send 'em telegrams, or just wait for them?

Telegram if you want, but they'll probly be along when they're here regardless.

All right.

OOC:all yor base is now belong to us
ooc: I belive it's "All your base are belong to us."

Mind if we start the trials as soon as Crimson blades and Sarzonia show up, The Dark Nexus?

ooc: Well, that depends on when they show up. Ain't got all night.

The Dark Nexus, did you get my telegram?

To: Roach-Busters, Jordaxia, The Metroids, The Dark Nexus, Crimson blades, and Sarzonia.

If you do not withdraw from Socialist Cockroaches immediately...DEATH AWAITS YOU!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


P.S.Yes, we are affiliated with SC. We are their satellite nation.

puppets are not usually allowed. We shall not withdraw from SC until trials have been completed, and the guilty sentenced.

We will send the following to help retore order in your Nation

1000 ROW Peace Keepers

10 M1-Abram Tanks
15 Black Hawk Helicopters
5 Chinhook Helicopter and 6 F/18 Aircraft

Republic of Westtle - Department of State

To whom were you sending the peacekeepers, Westtle?

Don't know how or when you got involved, HK-Forty Seven, but thanks.

To: Roach-Busters, Jordaxia, The Metroids, The Dark Nexus, Crimson blades, and Sarzonia.

If you do not withdraw from Socialist Cockroaches immediately...DEATH AWAITS YOU!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


P.S.Yes, we are affiliated with SC. We are their satellite nation.

[OOC: Damn n00b. With a wave of his hand, Admiral Nelson orders the launching of several IGNORE missiles at Evil Geeks.]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Good one, Sarzonia. Although, I don't think we'll have to worry about this n00b again.

To: Roach-Busters, Jordaxia, The Metroids, The Dark Nexus, Crimson blades, and Sarzonia.

If you do not withdraw from Socialist Cockroaches immediately...DEATH AWAITS YOU!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


P.S.Yes, we are affiliated with SC. We are their satellite nation.
ooc: Please just SHUT UP! Don't make me napalm your rear.

The Dailey Empire is glad that this War is Comming to an end just as fast as it started and we wish to send 200 million Dailey Crowns to help in building repaires we also wish to send 400tons of Marble to help build a memorial for those that died in this Stupid War.

From His Holiness Jonathan Antensen I

Thanks, Dailey. We appreciate it.

Wow, it's been a long time since anybody's posted. So, when do you think we (coalition forces) should withdraw?

Is Grenval needed to send in troops? I know nothing about this incident.

Dailey has not yet told me if I am officially accepted into the TBA alliance, but I consider myself in anyway.

Is Grenval needed to send in troops? I know nothing about this incident.

Dailey has not yet told me if I am officially accepted into the TBA alliance, but I consider myself in anyway.

Well, so far we are successfully keeping order in SC. We will notify you if more troops are needed. Thanks for the offer.

Now that we seem to be in a state of cease fire with Cam III, my military forces that I had pulled to respond to their attacks are returning to Socialist Cockroaches. We have constructed an army base and a naval base on their property.

I don't think we should ever withdraw from these punks. Especially since Evil Geeks seems to be n00bing up the party.

Thanks, Sarzonia.

If wanted or needed i have forces on standby to be deployed

If wanted or needed i have forces on standby to be deployed

Thanks, IH.

If wanted or needed i have forces on standby to be deployed

Same here!

More troops would be appreciated very much. RB itself plans to send 750,000 additional troops within the next few days.

More troops would be appreciated very much. RB itself plans to send 750,000 additional troops within the next few days.

Oops, sorry, didn't realize I was still logged in as HZH! (Yes, it's an RB puppet) HZH will send 55,000 troops today.

Okay, so that's 750,000 RB troops and 55,000 HZH troops, just to make it clear (to myself). By the way, if any of the nations who helped me defeat Socialist Cockroaches ever read this, does anyone want part of SC? I'll divide it equally among us.

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Ahh, the good ol' days... :p