NationStates Jolt Archive


Unknown nation issuing aid to our Poor

Prolixia
11-06-2004, 02:45
Gimletus Tanquereybinson
Director
Department of the Interior

To whom it may concern:

Recently, our domestic intelligence agencies have acertained that an unknown foreign power has been issuing aid, in the form of food and clothing to our legions of destitute bums.

This cannot continue.

Dire consequences await whoever is perpetrating this crime.

PROLIXIA HAS SPOKEN