Prolixia
11-06-2004, 01:23
Ixnus Maximus
Deputy Assistant Administrative Assistant
Department for Dealing with Insignificant Nations
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Our government has received your pleas for help and has forwarded them for discussion in our legislature. Sub-Sub-Subcommittees have been formed to address your needs.
Thankfully, we have reached the conclusion that your puny empire poses no more threat than de-clawed, castrated, and defanged miniature pygmy gimlet monkeys. With our findings, our government has decided to issue your obscenely small empire an ultimatum.
We require 1/3 of your nations gross production of high-quality gin yearly. In exchange, The Memescape of Prolixia will not relocate our army of social parasites to feed on your welfare system.
Refuse our demand and your economy will implode faster than your overdeveloped ego.
Mark our words, the Great Memescape of Prolixia will not deal with socially and morally inferior nations by granting handouts and favours.
PROLIXIA HAS SPOKEN,
Ixnus Maximus
Deputy Assistant Administrative Assistant
Department for Dealing with Insignificant Nations
Deputy Assistant Administrative Assistant
Department for Dealing with Insignificant Nations
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Our government has received your pleas for help and has forwarded them for discussion in our legislature. Sub-Sub-Subcommittees have been formed to address your needs.
Thankfully, we have reached the conclusion that your puny empire poses no more threat than de-clawed, castrated, and defanged miniature pygmy gimlet monkeys. With our findings, our government has decided to issue your obscenely small empire an ultimatum.
We require 1/3 of your nations gross production of high-quality gin yearly. In exchange, The Memescape of Prolixia will not relocate our army of social parasites to feed on your welfare system.
Refuse our demand and your economy will implode faster than your overdeveloped ego.
Mark our words, the Great Memescape of Prolixia will not deal with socially and morally inferior nations by granting handouts and favours.
PROLIXIA HAS SPOKEN,
Ixnus Maximus
Deputy Assistant Administrative Assistant
Department for Dealing with Insignificant Nations