NationStates Jolt Archive

http://www.mus-his.city.osaka.jp/news/symbol/symbol.gif
Miksolf Corporation World News, a subsidiary of Miksolf Corporation, located in scenic Miksolf City within AFRP.

"In a startling release today the Mikosolf Corperation/nation has declared war on hypocrisy. As to what this means for our economy no one knows. However, no specific target has been declared and no troops have been mobilized.

So far we are not quite sure why this open ended war was declared or for what purpose, only that is was.

In other news..."

The Sultante of Her Supreme Highness is impressed with you plan for a war on hipocracy and as our glorious nation is currently a triffle bored we would be delighted to declare war on any particularly hipocritical nations, people or abstract ideas.

war on... or abstract ideas.

As to the fact that our war on hypocrisy is an abstract idea we take your declaration of war as a declaration of war on us and therefore declare war on you making an open states of war between these two warring nations.

That is unless you recant that statement of war.

put were will all the politicains go? we dont have enough room for that many statesmen all at once we need more time.

Exellent. I declare war on ideas! All of them. And war, what kind of idea is that!?! I'm going to blow war to the moon! You're going to get it.

As soon as I finish declaring war on myself.

You cant do this! I need more time to make the landfills for the bodies!

"Fire up the ignore cannon!"
'Fire up the ignore cannon!'
ETC
ETc
Etc
etc.

*Ignore cannon charged up, aim, and fire!*
All nations on this thread or on current ignore until futher notice.

/em does his own little ignore dance on the party pooper corpse and then dumps it with the other statesmen