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3p0x1
09-06-2004, 05:13
You walk into a dark alley. Paul is smoking his cheap brand cigerettes again. He shrugs for you to follow him. "I got this guy who owes me a favor, well, he knows a guy who knows a guy..ya know?" he flicks the lights and you are in a sprawling wharehouse. "Take what ya want, but it's gunna cost ya...."

do your own math, all units are already built. expect 1 NS year for delivery anywhere in the world.

1,000 MP7 $400 ea
2,000 40mm AGL $1000 ea
14,000 AK-101 $300 ea
40,000 ZAR1.1 $300 ea
70 MSG-90 DMR, $2000 ea
6 M82A1 Heavy Sniper Rifle $2000 ea
1,000 MP-7 PDW $400 ea
1,000 M60 MG $500 ea
10,000 P90 $450 ea
1,000,000 s7NR 9mm $100 ea
500,000 spas 12 $350 ea
15,200 Vektor ss-77 $500 ea
2,024 Gali-99SR $500 ea
100 Neostead Shotgun $250 ea
43 TOW $1000 ea
8,000 HK G33 $200 ea
10,000 HK MP5 $200 ea
4,800 AT-4 $500 ea
3,000 Cougar Pistol $100 ea
150 Land Warrior Systems [sold out]

500 5 Ton Truck $50,000 ea
10 Defender $35,000 ea
100 Warrior $1million ea
600 Dingo $500,000 ea
150 FVR5 Mongoose MkII APC $650,000 ea
20,732 HMMWV $700,000 ea
18,000 7.62mm
2,732 Stinger

60 Stormcrow $1million ea
6 SPM
4 FISTV
25 CFV
25 IFV

1,000 RNI-AM8 LBT $1million ea
500 Stryker ICV $1.5million ea
500 Stormer Recon/Light Armor $1.1million ea
20,000 Transportpanzer $800,000 ea
400 M1a2 MBT $2million ea
Communist Louisiana
09-06-2004, 05:18
If you do the math for all of them together, I will buy it all. Plus 3 billion for adding and mutiplying crap.
Chellis
09-06-2004, 05:28
6 nimitz in a warehouse? O.o
Communist Louisiana
09-06-2004, 05:29
Thats one big ass building
3p0x1
09-06-2004, 05:32
Points to the harbor across the street where 6 nimitz carriers lay in dry dock.

ooc-im tired sorry
3p0x1
09-06-2004, 05:33
Total is $23,163,700,000.

Order confirmed. Expect full delivery in 1 NS year.
3p0x1
09-06-2004, 05:37
::a sign hangs on a door, in a random alley, off of a secluded street. It says: "Shop is closed until more inventory 'pops up' " ::
The Burnsian Desert
09-06-2004, 05:38
OOC:

*Bombs Building*

"Sorry, we thought it was a Dunkin' Doughnuts... THOSE B4STA*DS SPILLED COFFEE ON MY LAP!!"

*I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannons Self*
Communist Louisiana
09-06-2004, 06:00
ok money sent
Apple Zer0
09-06-2004, 06:21
To busy to order now.


Tag!
Conservative Patriots
09-06-2004, 08:38
the nation of 3p0x1 is saddened at the unheeded attack by burnsian desert. This attack will not go unpunished. You have 24 hours to come up with a formal apology or further actions will be taken.
3p0x1
09-06-2004, 08:41
3p0x1 thanks cp for their friendship during this minor conflict.
3p0x1
09-06-2004, 21:28
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Medicasia
09-06-2004, 22:10
I'll take the 150 Land Warrior Systems total = $150,000

Many thanks
Medicasia
3p0x1
09-06-2004, 22:55
I'll take the 150 Land Warrior Systems total = $150,000

Many thanks
Medicasia

order confirmed. Expect delivery in 3 NS months. Please come by again.
Conservative Patriots
10-06-2004, 00:38
tag