NationStates Jolt Archive

Today, The Confederacy of Lawn Ornaments opened its international storefront, Lawn Gnome Military Manufacturing Company. President Snow would like to apologize for the delay in production, but many of our worker robots went on strike until their grease pay was increased. Browse the catalog here: www.geocities.com/valhallaarms

Everything is free if your nation is located in our region, The Realms.

Place orders here.

I will buy 34 Thor VG17 Silenced pistols, 100 Vx-108 Sniper Rifles, and 200 VAR-91c assault rifles. Cost: $300x34=$10,200::$1,250x100=$125,000::$650x200=$130,000. $10,200+$125,000+$130,000=$265,200 USD. If possible we also want to get silencers for the sniper and assault rifles. If these are included we will pay $300,000 USD. Many thanks for your expeditious acknowledgement of this request.


Minister of Special Forces Armament
Gavin Garuil

Good Evening-

The sniper rifles use Silent-Tech barrels which silence the gun without the use of a silencer. Silencers for the Assault Rifles can definitely be arranged. This will put your total cost at $282,500 USD. The weapons will be shipped within the week, and we assure you that they will arrive in top quality and condition. Thank you.

-Secretary of Defense
Shelby Rutledge

I'll take two of the Helgardh Stealth Fighters. So 61 million times two that leaves me owning you- 122 million. I will pay once they have been delivered. Thanks for the buisness opritunity.

Sincerely,

Lance Cahill
Founder of United States of Lance Cahill

The fighters will be shipped to you on a highly guarded aircraft carrier at an undisclosed date and time. Thank you for the business.

-Shelby Rutledge

[Is this future, near-future, or modern tech?]

[OOC: I'd say it's modern to near-future tech.]

man, i was hoping for a storefront where i can buy lawn gnomes.

I would like to purchase 10 valhalla x11 fleets.

That will be $8000000000 Usd

When can i recieve the fleets ?

- - - Official cash transfer ... wiring cash ... - - -

- wwa

I would like to purchase two Valhalla X11 Fleet
costing 1 billion and 600 million USD
also i would like 100 Norseman X1 Tanks and 100 Gungnir Hovertank's costing 1 billion
and 100,000 VAR-91c assault rifles and 100,000 VP5 assault rifles = 1 billion and 150 million usd
i would also like to purchase 200,000 Thor VG17 Silenced Pistol's = 600,000

I would like to purchase two Valhalla X11 Fleet
costing 1 billion and 600 million USD
also i would like 100 Norseman X1 Tanks and 100 Gungnir Hovertank's costing 1 billion
and 100,000 VAR-91c assault rifles and 100,000 VP5 assault rifles = 1 billion and 150 million usd
i would also like to purchase 200,000 Thor VG17 Silenced Pistol's = 600,000
money will be sent on confirmation

Regards

Eskiel President of
DeadPeace

Sorry about the other one i pressed submit to quick

All orders placed by nations within the last 4 days have been shipped in unmarked (or are they?) cargo containers on ships (or were the planes?).

Thank you to all who ordered.

-Shelby Rutledge