NationStates Jolt Archive

:shock: 8) Cookoo clocks, get it?

:arrow: In a blitzkrig yesterday, the German empire invaded its neighbours to teh west in the Nederlands. Tanks, planes and ships surrounded the place and started to invade at approximately 0600PM.

After a quick land invasion the dutch army was destroyed.

Heres what I'vve got!
http://jti.developer.graphyx.net/gallpics/t-90/t90-2.jpg
4,000 M1A3 Abrams
6,000 M2A3 Bradleys
3,000 Artillery Pieces 155mm
1,000 Artillery Pieces 203mm
600 AH-64 Attack Helicopters
6000 SeaHawks
20,000 HUMMWVs
400,000 Infantry

Navy!
http://www.amarillonet.com/images/headlines/031603/nimitz.jpg
10 Arleigh Burke Destroyers
11 Ticonderoga Cruisers
22 Frigates
2 Nimitz Carriers
5 SeaWolf submarines

http://www.modelspot.com/photo/iat03/grippen.jpg
74 B2 Stealth Bombers
9 B1 Stealth Bombers
24 F-1117 Stealth Fighters (and they are destroying your airforces)
88 F-22 Raptors
88 F-23s
100 B-52 Bombers

and all my arseforce is bombing your bases, Nederlands. So tough luck!And this thread is directed trowrds Knootoss! So if anyone sees Knotty tell him that I invaded him and give him this link please id appreciate it thanks very much.

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Sarzonia categorically condemns this act of aggression and we call upon the international community to respond to this terrible atrocity.

In addition, we order Light Red Germany to call off its invasion or we will be forced to respond.

[OOC: Your country shouldn't have nearly that much army since it's pretty new. You're in pretty serious danger of being ignored.]

Sarzonia categorically condemns this act of aggression and we call upon the international community to respond to this terrible atrocity.

[OOC: Your country shouldn't have nearly that much army since it's pretty new. You're in pretty serious danger of being ignored.]
Ill cut down my air force.

Ill cut down my air force.[/quote]

[OOC: Your air force really isn't the problem, though it's a little bit high. Your army's artillery figure and number of tanks, etc. is way too much for a country of 40 million.

Also, my population is about 10 times the size of yours. I suggest you follow my advice and stand down while you have a chance.]

OMG NOES! :o

I bring into the conflict

-20 nuclear weapons with IGNORE charges

http://www.freenet.kz/~poligon/nuclear_explosion1.jpg

"Knootoss hereby opens up the Light red germany as the official United Nations Nuclear Weapons Testing and Dumping Ground." (UN-NWTDG)
~Galadriël

Sarzonia, my population is 6 times the size of yours. So shut up or I invade you. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

OMG ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL BWAHAHAHA! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Namellar/prikol_343.jpg

Sarzonia, my population is 6 times the size of yours. So shut up or I invade you. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

OMG ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL BWAHAHAHA! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[OOC: Try using proper English first.

You are hereby IGNORED.]

Sarzonia, my population is 6 times the size of yours. So shut up or I invade you. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

OMG ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL BWAHAHAHA! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Namellar/prikol_343.jpg

but you have to agree that Light Red is Godmodding.

Sarzonia, my population is 6 times the size of yours. So shut up or I invade you. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

OMG ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL BWAHAHAHA! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[OOC: Try using proper English first.

You are hereby IGNORED.]

[OOC I deign to disagree with the reasons that you judge to be relevant to your ignoral of my existence in the NS community. Indeed, it would appear as if you were basing yourself on totally irrelevant arguments to back your decision. For one, I would first like to hear your argumentation to provide immediate counter argumentation that will show my superiority in leading a diplomatic debate, or winning a political verbal confrontation without having to resolve to sheer military might.

Thank you for your most generous attention. ]


but you have to agree that Light Red is Godmodding.

[OOC: I don't care, why should you? I am here for the 'OMG I AM 40 TIMES YOUR SIZE, PH34R' guy :wink: ]

[OOC I deign to disagree with the reasons that you judge to be relevant to your ignoral of my existence in the NS community. Indeed, it would appear as if you were basing yourself on totally irrelevant arguments to back your decision. For one, I would first like to hear your argumentation to provide immediate counter argumentation that will show my superiority in leading a diplomatic debate, or winning a political verbal confrontation without having to resolve to sheer military might.

Thank you for your most generous attention. ]

[OOC: I will quote what you typed in the previous message verbatim:

Sarzonia, my population is 6 times the size of yours. So shut up or I invade you. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

OMG ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL BWAHAHAHA! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
That suggests that you were some godmodding n00b, even though I'm well aware of your population size. The fact you chose to make your first post to me an incendiary one when I was attempting to point to my population size as a method to get him to stand down without firing a shot or invading his territory got you off on the wrong foot with me. The fact that he was attempting to invade a country that he had no business attempting to invade led me to order him to stand down.

I can negotiate pretty well too, I might add. But in the case of our demented friend Light Red Germany, "you can't talk to a man with a shotgun in his hand." (quote from the Carole King song "Smackwater Jack"). Or a military invasion in the offing.

Now try THAT on for size!

Now try THAT on for size!

I even won't deign myself to provide a counter argument to your paragraph. Indeed, I will just quote your own self:

Also, my population is about 10 times the size of yours. I suggest you follow my advice and stand down while you have a chance.

This line in its self provides the proof of your inability to react efficiently to any godmodder. Indeed, already threatening someone with the sheer size of your population resorts to comparisons of penises, if you pardon the metaphor. Indeed, the longest male reproductive organ does not always provide the best results when having sex. And to return to the population criteria, I will simply say that a small nation has all its chances against a big one. History has shown numerous examples of it. Should I name them to you?
As such, one of the mistakes you committed is measuring your strength with a godmodder and stating that you are more powerful than a godmodder. Now think it over :wink:

Let us also ask you why should you care about the DDR of Knootoss? Do you know the nation? An other mistake that you have committed is poking your nose into what is none of your business. Although in this field, we all tend to have our little sins, so this action of yours is quite forgivable :roll:

More than that, you seem to have a bizarre policy of ignoring (or should I put ignorance? ;) ). Indeed, you seem to be competing with LGR (see what I have stated above), while you immediately bar me out.
Why that? Oh, I am larger. Yet an other mistake - double standard. Menacing someone with the sheer might of your population and then quickly ignoring someone bigger than you provides yet an other proof of your inability to react correctly to such situations.
And as of aggressive posting, I judge by your very first OOC comments that you were yourself quite aggressive. As such, following your own policy, LGR could have simply ignored you before you could even squeak a word of protest.

Aaaah... the beauty of debates. But, alas, my dear friend, my time is too precious to be wasted. I need to go now. I hope that when I check on this thread again sometime tomorrow, I will see some new attempts at arguing from your part. :D

Thank you for your most generous attention. ]

OMG NOES! :o

I bring into the conflict

-20 nuclear weapons with IGNORE charges

http://www.freenet.kz/~poligon/nuclear_explosion1.jpg

"Knootoss hereby opens up the Light red germany as the official United Nations Nuclear Weapons Testing and Dumping Ground." (UN-NWTDG)
~Galadriël

"Shoot those nuclear missiles down! They are going to hit our ally!"

the ships ran through space in order to get within laser range and then!

http://www.b5tech.net/art/b5/askquestionslater.jpg

"This is General Stallone of Strike Force Alpha Zeta! Come in Light Red Germany!"

"This is light red germany, over!"

"We have intercepted the missiles continue with the operation!"

Madam Robbins was pleased and made a formal address.

To the Dutch of Knootoss

"Do not attack our German Ally or the consequences will be great!"

-Madam Robbins
Supreme Leader of the Unlimitedz

OOC: You fuckers don't even know.