NationStates Jolt Archive


Communique from Free Lasatanians

Free Lasatanians
07-06-2004, 15:53
Message from Free Lasatanians

Photo taken by Free Lasatanian spy on 06/06/04, 05:15am, coast east
of Lasatanian capital, Korova.

http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/russia/slbm/pl941ak3.jpg

Comment/analysis requested

End of message.


OOC: can't do much with this this week - everyybody's off at work and so its gonna have to be virtually paused! will try putting something up but
Crookfur
07-06-2004, 16:01
Our intial analysis would be that someone has managed to get a typoon within 200m of your coast, which normally would not be a good thing...

Of course there might be a power struggle going on within your antion (my appologies for my ignorance) and it might belong to another faction, in which case its presence is more understandable (why go to all the bother of getting a typhoon that close when it can do it's work from 1000s of miles away) and slightly less scary (based on the fact that civil wars a bit elss likely to go nuclear).

of course thsi entire emssage could be rubbish...
Lasatania
07-06-2004, 18:01
****Satfax transmission: 7/6/04*****

****Transmission starts****

****To: Commander of Comrade Vayashev*****

****Order: Begin routine patrol of Pacific waters. STOP. New target data will be transmitted at 06.00 hours. STOP. Risk level to be raised to Orange. STOP. Political officer will issue report to crew at 18:00 hours. STOP. Situation delicate. STOP. Deterrent strategy now in place. STOP. Will update at nearest opportunity. STOP. Our great nation salutes you. STOP****

****Transmission ends****