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Press Release: June 6, 2004
Aeronoxia Corporation Promotions Office

(Plerusque, New Paxum, RNC) Aeronoxia Corp. has launched a new technologcally advanced bomber in the Republic of National Commonwealth. The advanced aircraft will usher in a new era of flight dynamics and capability at sub-sonic speeds.

Since sales are currently below par, we are opening a LIMITED TIME OFFER. Aeronoxia Corp.will deliver any number of Geo-X bombers to any nation who would like them, free of charge. The company can afford to pay you 300 million dollars granted you submit a report on how the aircraft performed and whether you approve of it. We trust you will come back to purchase a few of these bombers in the future if you are satisfied with our product. Offer Ends 6/8/04

The aircraft incorporates the Blended-Wing-Body (BWB) design approach to maximize overall efficiency by integrating the engines, wings, and the body into a single lifting surface. The BWB synergistically combines a rigid, wide airfoil-shaped fuselage with high-aspect-ratio wings and buried engines with a common integrated nacelle. The BWB concept houses a wide double-deck payload compartment that blends into the wing. Preliminary analyses indicate that the BWB would outperform all current conventional aircraft. An initial evaluation of this configuration indicates significant cost and performance benefits over conventional configurations: a 56-percent increase in lift-drag ratio, a 20-percent decrease in fuel burn, and a 10-percent decrease in the operating-empty weight. The bomber, with a 280-foot wingspan, could carry 231,000 pounds of payload more than 12,000 nautical miles at a cruise speed of approximately 560 mph. It would reduce fuel burn and harmful emissions by almost a third. Other potential benefits of the BWB include increased aerodynamic performance, lower operating cost and reduced noise levels.

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The aircraft also has commercial applications.

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Specifications
Primary function: Multi-role heavy bomber
Prime Contractor: Aeronoxia Corp.
Power Plant: Three General Electric F-118-GE-100 engines
Thrust: 50,300 pounds each engine
Length: 160.8 feet
Height: 40.9 feet
Wingspan: 289 feet
Speed: High subsonic
Ceiling: 65,000 feet
Takeoff Weight (Typical): 723,000 pounds
Range: Global, unrefueled
Armament: Conventional or nuclear weapons
Payload: 340,000 pounds
Crew: Two pilots
Unit cost: Approximately $550 million
Date Deployed: June 2004
Inventory: Active force: 50 (1 test); ANG: 0; Reserve: 0

If you are intersted, please post the number of aircraft you desire and the location of where they are to be delivered. Thank you in advance.
Questions Comments?

Sarzonia would be interested in testing the bombers. We have several miles of abandoned airfields and are interested in strengthening our military after our civil war.

We currently have an abandoned airfield 45 miles to the north of Townshend in our southernmost state of Bausch where we can conduct tests.

[OOC: It would also serve as a "friendly reminder" to Bausch after they attempted to secede from Sarzonia.]

Bill Lighton
Air Force Chief
Incorporated States of Sarzonia

MINISTRY OF DEFENSE WIRE

The Commonwealth of McQuaide, a growing state desiring to begin bringing itself into the global sphere, desires the opportunity to aquire the Aeronoxia Geo-X heavy bomber prototypes. We are prepared to train crews for, maintenance, operate, and evaluate up to 24 aircraft. Cowden Air Force Base outside of our capital of New Dublin has sufficient runway, hanger, and command, control, and communications facilities, and the nearby Gorbachov Range is our premier joint-forces live-fire test range.

We promise that within [one RT day] a full report of our test results will be provided. Furthermore, up to 40 Aeronoxia / National Commonwealth observers will be allowed restricted access to Cowden AFB, the city of New Dublin, and the Gorbachov Range.

In return, the Commonwealth requests the sale of 24 Aeronoxia Geo-X bombers at a cost of no more than $40,000,000 per unit, and the provision of 24 technician instructors for a period of [2 NS years] to advise the McQuaide Self Defense Force Air Command as to the maintenance and operation of these aircraft.

The Repbulic of Peripheral would like 10 bombers. We will give a full report the next day after receiving our bombers.

FROM THE DESK OF Elder Eleutherian Jefwi Babay:


The Community of Eleutherian would like to test one dozen (12 pcs.) bombers. We will hold a free, public demonstration at our nation's capital to exhibit the bombers, and will perform various tests.

We intend to show our results within [ONE RL DAY].

Many thanks for your generous offer.

Sincerely,

Jefwi Babay
Elder Eleutherian

{OOC: The following transmission is private, and is not seen by any nation. It is posted to provide record that it took place.}

FROM THE DESK OF Elder Eleutherian Jefwi Babay
TO Eleutherian Department Heads

It has been made public that The Republic of National Commonwealth is providing bombers free of charge to nations for testing and publicity. As a peaceful nation that believes war is immoral and unecessary, Eleutherian would never particpate in such an offer - in spite of its lack of cost (and in fact, income potential - as nations will receive 300 mln for testing).

However, this offer presents a unique opportunity to declare Eleutherian's voice to the world. Eleutherian will accept The Republic of National Commonwealth's offer, and order one dozen war bombers. We will make public our intentions to unveil the bombers at a public demonstration.

At said demonstration, we are to destroy all twelve bombers for all of Eleutherian to see... and perhaps all of the world to see... as a statement of our opposition to violence, war, and the machines that breed both.

Make the necessary arrangements, and report to the "Demonstration" with these intentions.

Elder Eleutherian,
Jefwi Babay

Sarzonia would be interested in testing the bombers. We have several miles of abandoned airfields and are interested in strengthening our military after our civil war.

We currently have an abandoned airfield 45 miles to the north of Townshend in our southernmost state of Bausch where we can conduct tests.

[OOC: It would also serve as a "friendly reminder" to Bausch after they attempted to secede from Sarzonia.]

Bill Lighton
Air Force Chief
Incorporated States of Sarzonia

Aeronoxia Sales Office,

We appreciate your interest in our product. Five aircraft will be flown to the location you specified in three NS months. We will send any additional aircraft at your request. The Commonwealth Bank of RNC will wire $300 milllion upon completion of this program.

Brent Robertson
Aeronoxia Corp.

MINISTRY OF DEFENSE WIRE

The Commonwealth of McQuaide, a growing state desiring to begin bringing itself into the global sphere, desires the opportunity to aquire the Aeronoxia Geo-X heavy bomber prototypes. We are prepared to train crews for, maintenance, operate, and evaluate up to 24 aircraft. Cowden Air Force Base outside of our capital of New Dublin has sufficient runway, hanger, and command, control, and communications facilities, and the nearby Gorbachov Range is our premier joint-forces live-fire test range.....

Aeronoxia Sales Office,

Thank you for your interest. We are reviewing your request and its feasibility. Currently your aircraft (24) have been ordered, but will not be sent immidiately. We are preparing support staff for your airbase. Please consider a price of $80 million per unit as we will not be profiting off of this endeavor. Product lifetime assistance and maintenance is complimentary of all businesses within the National Commonwealth and we will send any staff you require.

Brent Robertson
Aeronoxia Corp.

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Aeronoxia Sales Office
To Peripheral:

Thank you for your interest in the Geo-X bomber. We ask if you would break your tests in half within the duration of 3 NS years. We will send 50 aircraft promptly after their completion, however, the remaining 50 can be completed in 2 NS Years. Thank you again. The Commonwealth Bank of RNC will wire $300 milllion upon completion of your program.

Brent Robertson
Aeronoxia Corp.

My organization simply can't pass up this interesting offer. We would like to test 3 of your bombers and will keep you updated once we start testing.

Christian Lawrence - Former SBI agent (Secret Bureau of Intelligence) of Circulum.

FROM THE DESK OF Elder Eleutherian Jefwi Babay:


The Community of Eleutherian would like to test one dozen (12 pcs.) bombers. We will hold a free, public demonstration at our nation's capital to exhibit the bombers, and will perform various tests.

We intend to show our results within [ONE RL DAY].

Many thanks for your generous offer.

Sincerely,

Jefwi Babay
Elder Eleutherian

Aeronoxia Sales Office

Unfortunately we are unable to fufill your request at this time. Our iNsight-Network tells us that your offer would raise concerns about the safety of our aircraft. In addition, information suggests that a transaction would result in less than desireable financial losses. Your deal may be acceptable if you allow 50 Aeronoxia staff members to oversee testing and you gurantee security will be availabe. We will remain in touch.

Jordan Koblat
Aeronoxia Corp.

My organization simply can't pass up this interesting offer. We would like to test 3 of your bombers and will keep you updated once we start testing.

Christian Lawrence - Former SBI agent (Secret Bureau of Intelligence) of Circulum.

Aeronoxia Private Sales Commision

Our organization appreciates your interest. Please notify us of the location to send the bombers which will be ready in 3 NS months. Upon your program completion, our bank will wire $300 million. Thank you!

Aaron Sect
Aeronoxia Corp.

The Ximean Ministries of War and Transportation jointly request thirteen Geo-X bombers. A report will be submitted following full evaluation of the vehicle's capabilities.

Aeronoxia Sales Office

Thank you. Your request is confirmed. Please notify us of a preffered delivery location. After your reports are submitted, the Commonwealth Bank of RNC will wire $300 million to your national bank.

Aaron Sect
Aeronoxia Corp.

We request that six of the requested aircraft be delivered to the Ximean Air Command facilities in the west and the remaining seven delivered to the Jugg Field Proving Grounds in the northwest.

Thank you.

You may deliver the bombers southwest from our city of Valen, the coordinates are: XX-XX.

There's an abandoned landing strip there, with also personnel to assure a safe arrival of the package.

Pleasure doing business with you
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Christian Lawrence - Former SBI agent (Secret Bureau of Intelligence) of Circulum.

We request that six of the requested aircraft be delivered to the Ximean Air Command facilities in the west and the remaining seven delivered to the Jugg Field Proving Grounds in the northwest.

Thank you.

Thank you. The teams responsible for dispatching the aircraft can have them at those locations in 3 NS months.

You may deliver the bombers southwest from our city of Valen, the coordinates are: XX-XX.

There's an abandoned landing strip there, with also personnel to assure a safe arrival of the package.

Pleasure doing business with you
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Christian Lawrence - Former SBI agent (Secret Bureau of Intelligence) of Circulum.

The aircraft will arrive in 3 NS months. Thank you.

We will take ten for Anti-Aircraft fire testing and ability to avoid fighters.

Don't expect much but crates of parts back when we finish our through tests.

Deliver it to the city of Needles(may be marked as Bratislava on some maps).

the KAF would gladly take deliveries of some to replace losses suffered in our war with Dra-Pol.

We will take ten for Anti-Aircraft fire testing and ability to avoid fighters.

Don't expect much but crates of parts back when we finish our through tests.

Deliver it to the city of Needles(may be marked as Bratislava on some maps).

Aeronoxia Sales Office

Thank you, and your test bobmbers will arrive in Bratislava in 4 NS Months. We see you doubt the aircraft's capabilities, but our reserch personnel gurantee us that the BWB design is one of the most efficient and stealthy out there. You will be impressed at its performance, otherwise we wouldn't be confident enough to give them away. Our bank will wire $300 million upon the return of your rsults.

Jordon Koblat
Aeronoxia Corp.

the KAF would gladly take deliveries of some to replace losses suffered in our war with Dra-Pol.

Aeronoxia Sales Office

We would be glad to send you several bombers to test. We will send you several aircraft provided you send us an evaluation of your satisfaction with our product. Thanks!

Jordon Koblat
Aeronoxia Corp.

[OOC: Take a look at the topic title for a moment. Is it just me, or should a nation selling weapons of war NOT sound like a snippet from a TV commercial? You know the type... "It slices! It dices!"]

Khrrck is interested in acquiring four Geo-X bombers. Delivery will be accepted at Khrrck City airport.

An escort will be permitted, but you must attach a radio beacon to all escort aircraft (if any) and the Geo-X bombers. Set it for thirty pulses per minute, and transmit the code "Twelve-twelve-point-nine-seven-sixty."

We will test the Geo-X bombers in ways which match the roles we would usually use them in and the weapons we would usually equip them with. Expect a preliminary report 6-8 weeks after delivery is accepted.

Kazara'tra Greenscale
Air Force Purchasing Officer

We would like five. Unfortunately, we just do not have room for more than that. If we decide that they are desirable and keep them, we will probably modify them significantly. They will have to be landed at two cities, Gothenburg and Istengrad, as no airfield we have is large enough to take all of them. Gothenburg is located near the southern tip of our nation, and Istengrad is near the middle, on the western edge of the plains of sorrow. We will send an escort to guide them in as weather is harsh and very unpredictable in our nation. Our thanks for the offer.

our reserch personnel gurantee us that the BWB design is one of the most efficient and stealthy out there.OOC: They're lying their asses off then... see those three big engines? Not one bit of heat deflection on those suckers. A couple sidewinders would bring this thing down...

Aeronoxia Sales Office

Unfortunately we are unable to fufill your request at this time. Our iNsight-Network tells us that your offer would raise concerns about the safety of our aircraft. In addition, information suggests that a transaction would result in less than desireable financial losses. Your deal may be acceptable if you allow 50 Aeronoxia staff members to oversee testing and you gurantee security will be availabe. We will remain in touch.

Jordan Koblat
Aeronoxia Corp.


How can The National Commonwealth react in this way when
a) they have no knowledge of the internal communication RE: Eleutherian's true plans with the bombers
b) they are giving the bombers away to EVERY other country that requests them, without hesitation?

I believe your denial to provide aircraft is faulty RPing. What plausible reason do you have to deny Eleutherian's request?

Aeronoxia Sales Office

Unfortunately we are unable to fufill your request at this time. Our iNsight-Network tells us that your offer would raise concerns about the safety of our aircraft. In addition, information suggests that a transaction would result in less than desireable financial losses. Your deal may be acceptable if you allow 50 Aeronoxia staff members to oversee testing and you gurantee security will be availabe. We will remain in touch.

Jordan Koblat
Aeronoxia Corp.


How can The National Commonwealth react in this way when
a) they have no knowledge of the internal communication RE: Eleutherian's true plans with the bombers
b) they are giving the bombers away to EVERY other country that requests them, without hesitation?

I believe your denial to provide aircraft is faulty RPing. What plausible reason do you have to deny Eleutherian's request?


[OOC: I apologize, I thought the private cominique was directed towards the sales office]

Aeronoxia Customer Service
To Eleutherian leadership:

Apparently there was an error on inquiry regarding your request for prototype bombers. We apologize for any inconvience this may have caused you. We will complete your request promptly and wire $300 million to your national bank upon completion of your program. We will also provide a complementary %15 discount on all of your future purchases as a result of our negligence.

Thank You
Aeronoxia Corp.

[OOC: Take a look at the topic title for a moment. Is it just me, or should a nation selling weapons of war NOT sound like a snippet from a TV commercial? You know the type... "It slices! It dices!"]

Khrrck is interested in acquiring four Geo-X bombers. Delivery will be accepted at Khrrck City airport.

An escort will be permitted, but you must attach a radio beacon to all escort aircraft (if any) and the Geo-X bombers. Set it for thirty pulses per minute, and transmit the code "Twelve-twelve-point-nine-seven-sixty."

We will test the Geo-X bombers in ways which match the roles we would usually use them in and the weapons we would usually equip them with. Expect a preliminary report 6-8 weeks after delivery is accepted.

Kazara'tra Greenscale
Air Force Purchasing Officer

OCC: Yeah, I realize the title is a bit corny...but at least it works. :)

Aeronoxia Sales Office

We appreciate your interest! The aircraft have been ordered and will be temporarily modified to your specifications to be flown into Khrrck airspace. Each bomber will be accompanied by an RNC F-15A fighter escort or an aircraft of your choice. The bombers will arrive in 3NS months. Upon the submission of your evaluations the Commonwealth Bank will wire $300 million.

Roger Klidesdale
Aeronoxia Corp.

We would like five. Unfortunately, we just do not have room for more than that. If we decide that they are desirable and keep them, we will probably modify them significantly. They will have to be landed at two cities, Gothenburg and Istengrad, as no airfield we have is large enough to take all of them. Gothenburg is located near the southern tip of our nation, and Istengrad is near the middle, on the western edge of the plains of sorrow. We will send an escort to guide them in as weather is harsh and very unpredictable in our nation. Our thanks for the offer.

Aeronoxia Sales Office

Thank you for your interest in our product. The aircraft have been ordered and should be ready in 3 NS months. Three are scheduled to arrive at Gothenburg International Airport and two will be flown to Istengrad International Airport. Thank you, and upon completion of your program our bank will wire $300 million to your national bank.

Roger Klidesdale
Aeronoxia Corp.

MINISTRY OF DEFENSE WIRE

The Ministry of defense has concluded initial testing on the bomber, and are proud to share a summary report of our findings. Full technical findings will be forwarded via your returning technical staff.

TEST 1: Basic Flight Performance

As compared to our primary heavy bomber design, the Tupolev-22 swing-wing supersonic bomber, the Geo-X, now designated B-3A for our testing purposes, had average performance. The B-3A failed to reach the mach-2 point reached by the Tu-22, which was expected. Manueuverability was greater than expected, with the fly-by-wire system allowing for a great deal of flexibility.

TEST 2: Defensive Flight Characteristics

We found the best employment of the B-3A was in nap-of-the-earth low level flight, with a last-minute 'baloon' to 3,000 feet for weapons release over the target. Such a maneuver allowed for optimal weapons accuracy without endangering the aircraft. Flare and chaff deployment immediately after weapons release was advised, as the aircraft is temporarily vulnerable with its bay doors open and rear engines exposed.

TEST 3: Maritime Patrol

The fuel efficiency and large payload led us to modify the aircraft to a maritime patrol aircraft designated B-3B. By dedicating 1/3 of the payload to fuel stores and equipping the aircraft with additional passive and active sensors, sonobouy deployment system, and systems operator stations, we were able to establish a strong design for this category. The aircraft is still able to deploy the TASSM cruise missile, Harpoon-D anti-ship cruise missile, and even three internally stored AS-4 Kitchen anti-ship ramjet powered cruise missiles.

We wish to test your bombers. How many would be available for dispatch as soon as possible?

Well, i'd like to test some ten of them. Btw, how long can i borrow them?

MINISTRY OF DEFENSE WIRE

The Ministry of defense has concluded initial testing on the bomber, and are proud to share a summary report of our findings. Full technical findings will be forwarded via your returning technical staff.

TEST 1: Basic Flight Performance

As compared to our primary heavy bomber design, the Tupolev-22 swing-wing supersonic bomber, the Geo-X, now designated B-3A for our testing purposes, had average performance. The B-3A failed to reach the mach-2 point reached by the Tu-22, which was expected. Manueuverability was greater than expected, with the fly-by-wire system allowing for a great deal of flexibility.

TEST 2: Defensive Flight Characteristics

We found the best employment of the B-3A was in nap-of-the-earth low level flight, with a last-minute 'baloon' to 3,000 feet for weapons release over the target. Such a maneuver allowed for optimal weapons accuracy without endangering the aircraft. Flare and chaff deployment immediately after weapons release was advised, as the aircraft is temporarily vulnerable with its bay doors open and rear engines exposed.

TEST 3: Maritime Patrol

The fuel efficiency and large payload led us to modify the aircraft to a maritime patrol aircraft designated B-3B. By dedicating 1/3 of the payload to fuel stores and equipping the aircraft with additional passive and active sensors, sonobouy deployment system, and systems operator stations, we were able to establish a strong design for this category. The aircraft is still able to deploy the TASSM cruise missile, Harpoon-D anti-ship cruise missile, and even three internally stored AS-4 Kitchen anti-ship ramjet powered cruise missiles.

Thank you for you results, we will analyze the information shortly to better serve you in the future. $300 million dollars has been credited. We hope that you will do business with us in the near future.

We wish to test your bombers. How many would be available for dispatch as soon as possible?


AeroNoxia Sales Office

We appreciate your interest. Currently we have thirty bombers under assembly and five ready for immediate depature. We would be happy to send several to Rufai for testing. Please specify an airbase or drop point for the aircrafts' delivery. The $300 million will be wired to your national bank upon completion of your tests and evaluation. Thanks.

Jordan Koblat
AeroNoxia Corporation

Well, i'd like to test some ten of them. Btw, how long can i borrow them?

AeroNoxia Sales Office

Thanks for your interest in the bomber. We can have ten aircraft sent to an airbase or airport of your choice in 3 NS months. Please let us know, and they will be delivered. We will wire $300 million to your national bank upon submission of your evaluatory report. The bombers are then yours to keep and modify, granted you notify us if you intend to resale or remove them from your battery. Thanks.

Jordan Koblat
AeroNoxia Corporation

our reserch personnel gurantee us that the BWB design is one of the most efficient and stealthy out there.OOC: They're lying their asses off then... see those three big engines? Not one bit of heat deflection on those suckers. A couple sidewinders would bring this thing down...OOC: Just wondering about your response? It will affect my IC results.

Greetings from the Dominion of Coruna,

The Corunian Air Force would like to test five of your bombers. Although we have no practice airfields or advanced flight diagnostic capabilities as of yet, we plan to test the bombers in the manner best suited for doing so. We may soon be at war and intend to use these bombers to perform strategic bombing runs. The Dept. of Defense feels that by doing so, you get the best possible intel. on bomber performance. Should any bombers be lost, the D.o.C would be willing to compensate.

Once the bombers have completed their mission, we will give your every detail of their performance.

Regards,
Eduardo P. Ares
D.o.C Secretary of Defense

Zoogiedom would like to sign up for testing of sixteen of your bombers, or as many as you can possibly give us if sixteen is too high. We'll send you a report sometime soon, probably in a few RL weeks when testing concludes...

The DDA asks only that the bombers be provided free of charge; we'll return them at the end of course; payment needn't be $300 million...$15million would suffice, if at all.

OOC: Paying $300 million? That would be like paying a baby $100 for eating ice cream!

sure Krulltor would like to sign up as well

OOC: Whoops, forgot. Huh-hyuk.

IC: The bomber are to be sent to Mosteiro Air Force base at the following coordinates: WHA-TEV-ER2.

The Roanne Islands are very sorry that they cannot take part in this excellent offer, due to the fact that none of the islands are big enough for an airport.

We too would request 5 of your bombers on your "free of charge" offer. Upon completion of testing we will report back on our results. In order to cover the cost of transporting the aircraft we are willing to provide you with 50 Metric tons of high quality, anti-nausea, medicinal quality hemp for distribution among your people as you see fit, or an equivalent amount of any other pharmacutical grade pain relieving medicine your country is in need of. Please contact us to negotiate final delivery terms and locations.

Sincerely,
His Royal Highness,
King 'Lude II

TO: The National Commenwealth
FROM: Elder Eleutherian Jefwi Babay

Thank you for your second response. We were perplexed as to your verbage in your initial response, but acknowledge the error... and can understand completely.

We look forward to receiving the bombers and holding our demonstration.

Sincerely,

Jefwi Babay
Elder Eleutherian

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[OOC: The following is a private communication and is not seen by ANY nation except Eleutherian.]

Jefwi Babay paced around his office. What WAS that initial response from The National Commenwealth!? Did they know? How could they!? It MUST have been a mistake.

Still, it made him uneasy.

But he would go ahead with his plan regardless. The bombers would be destroyed in public at the demonstration.

our reserch personnel gurantee us that the BWB design is one of the most efficient and stealthy out there.OOC: They're lying their asses off then... see those three big engines? Not one bit of heat deflection on those suckers. A couple sidewinders would bring this thing down...OOC: Just wondering about your response? It will affect my IC results.

AeroNoxia Technical Department

We realize you have concerns about the aircraft's capability to withstand and evade attack. While we recognize that the engines' exposure represents a vulnerability, they emit almost no heat or exhaust. The efficient propulsion system eliminates most heat. Our research staff is currently developing a heat shield to further combat this vulnerability. Such a shield would be installed on the rear of the bomber and would deploy discretely, as needed. Unfortunately, as it stands, the engines remain the least stealthy aspect of the bomber, however, the bomber as a whole has an extremely low radar signature. Thank you.

Alex Cavelle

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AeroNoxia Sales Office
To Coruna:

We appreciate your interest in our bomber. We can send five bombers in 6 NS months to a location of your choice. The transaction will be complete once we reciceve your evaluation report.

Thank You
AeroNoxia Corp.
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AeroNoxia Sales Office
To Zoogiedom:

Thank you for your interest in our aircraft. We can send 12 bombers most efficiently to your nation in the next 4 NS months. If you wish to forego the reverse-surcharge of $300 million, we will. We do realize that is a burden upon you to test our equipment. That was the original purpose for the minuscule compensation. We appreciate your generosity.

Thank You
AeroNoxia Corp.
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NOTE: WE WILL CONTINUE TO FUFILL YOUR OFFERS BEGINNING RL 6/8/04

Thank you for your patience.

Orders for the offer, recieved after 6/8/04 will not be accepted.

Communicade from Sarzonia's Vice President for Defense Terrence A. Wilson:

The Defense Department has concluded its initial tests over the abandoned fields on the outskirts of Townshend. Full technical reports will be submitted in the reports provided by your returning technical staff.

PHASE 1: Basic Flight Performance

The test bombers met the criteria required for passing of Phase 1 with scores of Satisfactory in all but one category, handling of wind drag. The test vehicles achieved a grade of Adequate in this category. The test took into account unusually strong wind gusts in the area during the week of testing. Testing in calmer conditions suggested that it would have achieved a rating of Satisfactory in this category as well had testing conditions been optimal.

PHASE 2: Defensive Flight [OOC: Based somewhat on McQuaide's earlier review, since McQuaide writes circles around me in terms of bomber test results. I'm more of a Navy guy myself!]

We operated the test vehicles on a low level flight trajectory after our earliest tests, which determined that the aircraft performed optimally at lower altitudes in preparation for launching its payload against a land target. We believe that impedes its abilities as a stealth vehicle somewhat, but we are willing to work with your technical staff to make whatever adjustments are necessary.

We found the best employment of the B-3A was in nap-of-the-earth low level flight, with a last-minute 'baloon' to 3,000 feet for weapons release over the target. Such a maneuver allowed for optimal weapons accuracy without endangering the aircraft. Flare and chaff deployment immediately after weapons release was advised, as the aircraft is temporarily vulnerable with its bay doors open and rear engines exposed.

TEST 3: Maritime Patrol

The large payload of the test bombers enabled us to perform the proposed missions for this test to Satisfactory levels for all but Payload Control, which peformed at an Above Average rating. We find that having a fighter escort sometimes impedes the efficient operation of our slower fighter escort aircraft, but we were very pleased with the presumed efficiency of the test vehicles for their purposes.

OVERALL EVALUATION: We were pleased with the five test vehicles and are enthusiastic about their potential for use in the Incorporated Sarzonian Air Force. We would be interested in future purchases of this vehicle for our own Air Force.

We would love to test 12 of your bombers and plan to carry out the tests over Sarzonia. :lol:

We would love to test 12 of your bombers and plan to carry out the tests over Sarzonia. :lol:

[OOC: Fly one plane into my air space and see what happens to your country. :evil:]

We have placed each bomber in a different test field. Some that survived were reused. The reults of each are as follows:

[code:1:817ab27dd1]Basic Flight
Speed: Passed, no particular comment from pilot.
Manuverability: Passed, but is obviously not made for barrel rolls.
Range: The plane was left in the air for a period of 20 hours. It landed safetly, despite the pilot being drowsy.

Basic flight is the only catagory that we were sure your plane would pass.

Fighter Evasion
Aero-Fighter attack from low orbit: Failed, though any bomber of this type would.
Jetfighter attack: Passed, fighters were not able to engage before the bomber was in position to drop it's payload.
Aerofighter attack from atmosphere: Passed, though barely. Bombing range was not reached before the fighters attacked, but the run was still a sucess.

Fighter pose a strong threat to the bombers.

Anti-Aircraft Fire
Flak: Passed. Flack never even got near it's altitude.
AAA: Passed. Missiles were evaded.
Anti-Aircraft Energy Fire: Failed. Ion blast shut down all electronics, the plane subsequently crashed.

Most anti-aircraft fire pose no threat.

Ground Crew
Sloppy maintenence: Failed. Plane was unable to open bomb bay doors.
Fire: Failed. Fire in the fuel lines causes the engines to malfunction and the fuel tank to explode.
Key parts able to be installed backwards, installed backwards: Passed. Parts apparently are strong enough to withstand the stresses.

Most aircraft fail all three. Feel lucky.

Total teardown and rebuild: Fail. Unable to rebuild without five hundred extra bolts. We should have ordered plans.

OVERALL: Fail.

NOTE: Crimmond standards are set for aero-space craft, not aircraft. We just wanted to blow sh*t up with other people's property.[/code:1:817ab27dd1]

I would like to test a few of these... Thank you.

Latest News
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2 Test Planes under auto-pilot from the nation of Commonwealth tested in Greedy Pig, crashes into the infamous Greedy Pig's "Twin towerlike Monument's of Greed". Over 10,000 tourists and 200 tourists guides killed in event. 1 Greedy Pig's citizen died in the event, due to heart attack.

Terrorism has been ruled out in the accident. Greedy Pig's military still investigating crash site.

Final Test Results, Geo-X Bomber:

Range: Global at cruising speed and altitude. Successful circumnavigation completed; however, fuel was extremely low when the aircraft landed.

Speed: High subsonic at cruising thrust and altitude; Mach 1.1 at redline thrust (though our pilots were not able to sustain this speed for more than 48 seconds).

Maneuverability: Low. The aircraft was not designed to evade fighters. It can turn well enough to hit multiple targets in a single run, but our pilots had difficulty bringing the craft around for a second strafing run.

Survivability: Moderate. The craft can survive and operate significant flak damage and fly with one nonfunctioning engine; however, even modest flak damage requires the pilot to drop below cruising speed to maintain structural integrity. The aft section, including the engines, were able to withstand at least one impact from a heat-seeking missile; the midsection took more serious damage from a radar-guided AMRAAM. Certain SAMs were capable of destroying the aircraft in one impact.

Stealth: High. Minimal radar profile, reduced thermal profile, high altitude and quiet operation drastically cut the risk of detection.

Final analysis: The Geo-X is a very good bomber so long as it is not spotted by enemy aircraft or it is well-defended by air superiority fighters. In global conflict, this requires fighters to be provided near the actual site of engagement, or it requires the Geo-X to seek targets with moderate air defenses or moderate readiness levels.

Addendum: Four aircraft were totally destroyed and six more sustained moderate to heavy damage in our tests. Can we send in the six damaged units for repair, and if so, how much would it cost?

We wish to test your bombers. How many would be available for dispatch as soon as possible?


AeroNoxia Sales Office

We appreciate your interest. Currently we have thirty bombers under assembly and five ready for immediate depature. We would be happy to send several to Rufai for testing. Please specify an airbase or drop point for the aircrafts' delivery. The $300 million will be wired to your national bank upon completion of your tests and evaluation. Thanks.

Jordan Koblat
AeroNoxia Corporation


We would like to test out 20 of these. If you could send the 5 ready for departure and then send the other 15 when ready please. Please deliver the aircraft to Katrinala Airport in the north of the GBER.

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2 Test Planes under auto-pilot from the nation of Commonwealth tested in Greedy Pig, crashes into the infamous Greedy Pig's "Twin towerlike Monument's of Greed". Over 10,000 tourists and 200 tourists guides killed in event. 1 Greedy Pig's citizen died in the event, due to heart attack.

Terrorism has been ruled out in the accident. Greedy Pig's military still investigating crash site.

******Press Statement To National News Wire (NNW)*******

Press Release
June 8, 2004
Law Offices of Burke and Cander

(Plerusque, New Paxum, RNC) Recently, several aircraft ressembling designs from the AeroNoxia Corporation of RNC have crashed into the Twin Swine Monument Towers of Greedy Pig. Our client, AeroNoxia Corp., has released a statement along with a detailed investigation. They have concluded that the claims made about the aircraft in question are false. AeroNoxia never agreed to deliver any of its new prototype aircraft, the Geo-X bomber (now known as the B-3B bomber) to the nation of Greedy Pig for testing. Additionally, our client has found that the aircraft which appeared to be originating from National Commonwealth were commercial jet-liners. No national carrier of the republic has reported downed planes, but air traffic over National Commonwealth is highly commonplace.

Due to the sensitivity of this engagement, our client will finance a fund in memory of those who have perished in this obscure accident. They will release full details later.

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AeroNoxia Sales Office
To:Krulltor

Thank you for your interest. Please specify the quantity you require as well as a preffered airbase for their arrival. Again thank you. We will remain in touch, and do not forget that upon your program completion, $300 million is wired to your national bank.

AeroNoxia Corp.
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AeroNoxia Sales Office
To: Coruna

Your request is confirmed. Thank you again, and please remember to submit your report to complete the offer.

AeroNoxia Corp.
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AeroNoxia Public/Foreign Hospices Commission
To: The Roanne Islands

We would like to contract an airpark developer for your nation. We will finance it through the private bank of Republic of Bank One and make a public announcement for proposals. We believe all nations should have airports and airbases to function in a global economy. We hope you accept our offer.

AeroNoxia Corp.
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AeroNoxia Sales Office
To: Mauiwowee:

While we appreciate your interest in our product we must decline to accept pharmaceuticals as a form of payment as our company is not a direct subsidiary of the goverment of National Commonwealth. We will contact you to complete the offer at your convience, but please remember that the offer does not require ANY PAYMENT whatsoever. We wire the reverse-surcharge for testing our equipment to your national bank (We pay you). We will be in touch. Thank you!

AeroNoxia Corp.
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AeroNoxia Sales Commission
Verification Office
To: Gerp

We have reservations about your intent. Please gurantee that you will not be using these bombers for hostile missions

AeroNoxia Corp.
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AeroNoxia Sales Office
To: FWS:

We appreciate your interest in the B-3B bomber (Geo-X bomber). Please specify a set quantity and airbase you would like our company to fly your order. Upon completion of your test program and submission of a report, AeroNoxia will wire $300 million to your national bank. Thank you.

AeroNoxia Corp.
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AeroNoxia Sales Office
To: Rufai:

Again we appreciate your swift response. We will complete your order promptly, as all of your requested bombers are ready for delivery to Katrinala Airport. Thank you.

AeroNoxia Corp.
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ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED DEALS STAND FOR CONFIRMATION UPON YOUR REPLY, THANK YOU......ADDITIONALLY, WE THANK THE NATIONS OF XIMEA, CRIMMOND, SARZONIA, AND MCQUAIDE FOR THEIR SUBMITTED REPORTS - ALL PAYMENTS HAVE BEEN WIRED TO YOUR BANKS. - Thank you -

AeroNoxia Sales Office
To Zoogiedom:

Thank you for your interest in our aircraft. We can send 12 bombers most efficiently to your nation in the next 4 NS months. If you wish to forego the reverse-surcharge of $300 million, we will. We do realize that is a burden upon you to test our equipment. That was the original purpose for the minuscule compensation. We appreciate your generosity.

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AerNoxia Sales Office

Of course, we shall wish to forego the $300 million payment...it will be entirely unnecessary, because your aircraft will undergo wear and tear through any testing, and although we will be using resources, one of our corporations is at this time developing its own blended wing body aircraft and we hope that your aircraft's problem will help aid in our design, and that our aircraft's problems will help us make suggestions about yours.

Besides, our pilots will be having lots of fun...it's a pleasure to test military widgets, as always. Hopefully there'll be no deaths...

-Brian Dredon
Defense Minister,
Zoogiedom Duodecagonal Defense Agency

Offer Ending Soon

Free B-3B (Geo-X) Bombers Will Not be distrubuted after 12:00 AM EST

not sure if im in time but i am willing to pay a small price to test them. 10 to airfield location soon given asuming deal goes through. thank you please telegraph your reply

Excellent. The staff at Katrinala Airport will more than happy to take the bombers. The staff that accompanied the bombers are more than welcome to stay for dinner, by invitation of Chief Air Marshal Dorrill of the GBER. If they should require it, rooms are available at various 5 star hotels for the staff to stay overnight.

Good day.

Report of testing the Geo-X bomber.
From: The Armed Republic of the Military Totalists.
To: National Commonwealth

TEST ONE: Rutine flying.
Lifting: Barely Passed. The Geo-X had no problem getting up in the air on a normal airfield, but on a smaller temporary airfield, the kind we use most of the time, these bombers would have a tough time.
Speed: Passed. Although a fighter could easily "capture" it.
Manouverability: Passed, although it is not as flexible as a fighter.
Landing: As lifting.

TEST TWO: In combat*
Escorts: The plane was most certanly in need of escorts, and this presented us a problem as our fighters did not have the range as the bomber. One solution was to have a carrier halfway between the target and the airfield in long-range missions, this operation would need some time to prepare and the carrier needed their own escort.
Another solution was to tow two fighters to the target, this did although give a minus on range and speed but was the best long-rang mission solution.
Damage: We are sorry to the two planes we cannot deliver back to you due to the weapons tests. Most AA weapons could not make any severe damage to the plane, but would force the plane to a higher altitude and precision bombing was not able. The problem is SAM, a well aimed SAM could break a plane in two parts, and so it did**, taking the crewmen with it.
EMP is a great problem, some electronics started burning and our personel had to be extracted. After the extraction we tested AAM on the plane. The aft could take a hit, but the engines were out. The body none.

Our nation is in sorrow for the two crewmen that died during the tests.

We'll send six planes and we'll wire you $800 million.

*The plane was never in real combat, but in our wargames.
** Someone had armed the SAM with a real and not a dud, this took the plane and two crewmen.

not sure if im in time but i am willing to pay a small price to test them. 10 to airfield location soon given asuming deal goes through. thank you please telegraph your reply

AeroNoxia Promotions Office
Office of Promotions Director
CC: AN Corp. Sales Office

We believe we can make an exception to handle your request. Your request was submitted before 12:00 AM Pacific; this will suffice. We appreciate your interest. We will deliver ten aircraft to the airfield of your choice.

AeroNoxia Corporation

Excellent. The staff at Katrinala Airport will more than happy to take the bombers. The staff that accompanied the bombers are more than welcome to stay for dinner, by invitation of Chief Air Marshal Dorrill of the GBER. If they should require it, rooms are available at various 5 star hotels for the staff to stay overnight.

Good day.
AeroNoxia Public/Foreign Relations Commision

We appreciate your generous hospitality. We hope to do business with you in the near future.

AeroNoxia Corp.
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-From the RNC Legisstrom-

Military Totalists:

We appreciate your kindness in this time of tragedy. Return payment and aircraft to the AeroNoxia Corporation is explicitly unecessary. We realize that the crewmen involved in this accident were of both our nations. We seek to secure a diplomatic visit from our Prime Minister to attend vigil ceremonies and to meet with your leadership to discuss future ventures. Please let us know if this is aceptable to you. Thank you!

Legissman Kramer
Chairman, Foreign Relations Committee

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NOTE: If your nation put in for testing, please see if your order has been confirmed.

The Initial Offer Has Ended If You Have Yet To Put In A Test Request.

I don't see where my order was confirmed. Please let us know.

Sincerely,
His Royal Highness,
King 'Lude II

The Eleutherian Government is still awaiting its delivery of one dozen (12) bombers.

Sincerely,
Jefwi Babay
Elder Eleutherian

we would like them delivered to the northern chatamaran airfield. i will evaluate them as soon as they are neccasarry.
thank you,
Most esteemed ambassoder of chatamaran