NationStates Jolt Archive

-OOC-

Sorry, my nature as an Otaku dictates that I must pull this crap. ^_^

Brownie points to anyone who guesses what I'm parodying with the anime/manga. ^_^


-IC-

"Due to recent surges of boredom and many Mekantan AI nodes beginning to develop an interest in entertainment exports from Japan, on Earth, we have begun developing our own industry. Simply because we can."

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PRODUCT CATALOG
ALL PRICES IN USD. WAI~~~~~!!! ^_^

Ultra Spacial Citadel Ssorcam - OVA
A space epic about a space ship chased around by a bunch of freaky aliens.
57 ep, $7.99 each

Robotmech - OVA
A composite anime made from Ultra Spacial Citadel Ssorcam, Ultra Spacial Army Not-Northern X, and Beginning Ascent Moss-pedal.
143 ep, $7.99 each

Lizardnut, Lizardnut Z, Lizardnut GT - OVA / Manga
Follow the martial arts dude, Kogu, as he runs around the world fighting. Three whole series filled with half-naked guys shouting, grunting, and touching each other.
300 ep, $5.75 each
1700 issues, $7.50 each

Girl Meets Tentacle Monster - Manga (HENTAI)
A heart warming tale of acceptance, love, and of course, seeing how many writhing tentacles you can jam into an underage yet improbably busty schoolgirl.
29 issues, $16.70 each
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"Expect our product line to grow as we continue to draw more. Hey, with Mekanta's natural time dilation and natural superiority over biologicals, it won't be long until we make more!"

The Fed union would like to buy a copy of eatch of them hehe you will get your money when product is deliverd :P

OOC: [size=11]Mekanta, can you do me a favor - that favor would be removing 'Doujin' from your topic line? :P Manga/Anime would be sufficient.. Doujin(shi) would be covered.

DOS3SS leader came to his board, and said to the supervisour of transporting of foreign goods.

"I do not want any of this crap coming threw or into are nation, any that comes I want to see burned"

http://www.powerandgloryfilms.com/Images/powerbig_pics/rommel_big01.jpg

DOS3SS leader-

Well, the first two are obviously Robotech parodies. The third one is a mystery to me, and isn't the fourth really just a general description of every Hentai in existance?

Super Dimensional Fortress Macross
Macross (Robotech in America)
Dragonball Z
La Blue Girl (or a hundred others)

(Come on, give us a challenge.)

OOC: ... uhh.. yes I know.. which is why I said just drop the Doujin(shi) because it is really a sub-category of Anime/Manga.

OOC: Yeah....that's what i thought.

(OOC: Done, Doujin. ^_^)

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The Fedral Union's order has been processed.
Total Price: $16,559
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NEW PRODUCTS

Mystery Guy Gonad - OVA
A young police officer gets the living crap kicked out of him by several DOS3SS soldiers, and wakes up as a young boy. Watch as he continues to try to fight crime, even if he needs a step stool to reach the toilet.
79 ep, $8.00 each

Neko-Oni - OVA/MANGA
A catgirl, a sexually confused violent girl, a priest who molests GIRLS for a change, and a ninja lady with a giant yo-yo rampage around ancient Germany, beating the hell out of everything they see and steal jewels.
210 ep, $5.50 each
3700 issues, $7.00 each

Venus Raider Nassomethingorother - OVA
Enjoy the antics of a crew of misfits as they bungle thier way from one mission to another, dodging sexual harassment charges left and right.
43 ep, $9.00 each

Christian Bashing Mecha Storm! - OVA
Meet FINGUR, a secret UN organization dedicated to fighting the giant Saints, here to destroy the world and molest people in the name of the Bible. Their weapons? A PMSing uberbitch, a freaky little evil girl, and a whiny little bitch! All underage and piloting huge-ass robots!
666 eps, $13.00 each.
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"We would like to invite the nation of to enjoy a free trial of our product. As such, we have shipped over 27,000 pictures of your leader being anally raped by a pissed off demonic gorilla. Enjoy."

Money should be in your account buy now :P hmm we would also like to buy 1 of eatch new prodct you placed on the market money wired upon comfermation .

OOC: Ooh, tougher.

-OOC-

DAMN YOU, TFU!! My poor math skills can't keep up with this pace! LoL

Yeah, quite a bit harder this time. Need some hints? ^_^

OOC: Pretty sure the second is Inuyasha...the third is probably Sailor Moon...and the fourth is Neon Genesis Evangelion.

OOC: First one I think is Detective Conan (looked up Anime database)

IC: The Armed Republic of Tyrandis has decreed that any citizen wishing to purchase pornography based around cartoons will be shot.

Also, we would like to purchase one full set of each of these, excluding the porn, to be saved in the National Archives, as a case study in how good marketing can compensate for terrible animation in consumer sales.

OOC: That's what I was thinking, but I've never seen it. Only heard of it and seen pictures.

OOC: EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! ECCHI!!!!!!!!!!!! HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!!! ECCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

-OOC-

A little warning, -Noir-. Mekanta has a series of multi-purpose robots called the "Syokusyo" or "Shokushu" type.

Shokushu in Japanese means tentacle. Neo-Mekanta USES those tentacles... creatively...


Tyrandis, CORRECT!! It's currently on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, in America. The dub is pretty good, but I have a feeling the original is better.


HINTS
Neko-Oni - Overcompensating. Little sword to Big sword. Ass sniffing and marking trees.

Venus Raider Nadsnifforwhatveer (Yes, I keep changing the name.) - Mars. Whiny yelling bitch. Parodies Robotech and Eva.

Christian Bashing Mecha Storm! - Religious overtones. Freaky director. The creators made FLCL. They had a lot of nerve.


IC orders will be handled once I wake up. My already-crappy math skills are total crap, at this time. ^_^

-OOC-

A little warning, -Noir-. Mekanta has a series of multi-purpose robots called the "Syokusyo" or "Shokushu" type.

Shokushu in Japanese means tentacle. Neo-Mekanta USES those tentacles... creatively...


Tyrandis, CORRECT!! It's currently on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, in America. The dub is pretty good, but I have a feeling the original is better.


HINTS
Neko-Oni - Overcompensating. Little sword to Big sword. Ass sniffing and marking trees.

Venus Raider Nadsnifforwhatveer (Yes, I keep changing the name.) - Mars. Whiny yelling bitch. Parodies Robotech and Eva.

Christian Bashing Mecha Storm! - Religious overtones. Freaky director. The creators made FLCL. They had a lot of nerve.


IC orders will be handled once I wake up. My already-crappy math skills are total crap, at this time. ^_^



OOC: sorry...gomen...just had to say that whenever i see someone post something saying "hentai"

no hard feelings right...

IC:

The -Noir- International Trading Company would like to order $250,000 USD of your "merchandise."



OOC2: so how "creatively" do you use those tentacles and is it possible for you to put up some shoujo or yuri "anime"? lol JKing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOC: Hey, I already answered those up there: Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, and NGE.