Massive Atack to all provinces
We the great Armed Republic of Oniland have now started an great military campaing in all the world
We the greatest warriors and weanponman's havestarted to atacking the borderlands of Rogueschoolar former member of the Whole with the charge sof treason and now we shall conquer all the people and impose the Onilandism
So submit and dont give any recistance or youl be destroy!!
Dumpsterdam
06-06-2004, 19:02
Offical press statement from Lord Commander Rift;
Got any force to back up that bluff of yours?
DontPissUsOff
06-06-2004, 19:03
D'you want to be cremated or buried at sea?
Official Report
Several cities of Dumpsterdam have been bombarded and the main city has been nuked out of the map.
Iniciating full scale attack
DontPissusofff borderland with Altaria(Oniland territorie) has been attacked and is now controled. Xanatos Armies are specting and massive assault of DontPissusoffian armies
Dumpsterdam
06-06-2004, 19:30
Either you go the threads on the top of this board, or I'll fire some I.G.N.O.R.E cannons, your choice.
And I'll make that a burial at sea for him I think.
DontPissUsOff
06-06-2004, 19:55
*Shrugs*
If you're on the border, so'm I. Now go read the threads at the top before my large and almost perpetually-alert military annihilates you. Please.
The Fedral Union
06-06-2004, 20:30
O..k what is going on hear why is evry one about to atack each other ?
DontPissUsOff
06-06-2004, 20:35
I think it's a semi-n00b attack. I'm just quietly mocking him.
Dumpsterdam
06-06-2004, 21:22
Yeah and I'm tying C4 to his feet while he's not looking :roll: :twisted:
Skeelzania
06-06-2004, 21:24
We will not stand for Onilands blatant act of N00bism. To that end, we sic the Star Goat on him.
http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/Bad_Skeelz/Stargoat.jpg
Onliand, you have been PWNED by the awesome power of the Star Goat. You no longer exist to us.
Falastur
06-06-2004, 21:44
We will not stand for Onilands blatant act of N00bism. To that end, we sic the Star Goat on him.
http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/Bad_Skeelz/Stargoat.jpg
Onliand, you have been PWNED by the awesome power of the Star Goat. You no longer exist to us.
Hey! Stop it! Mine needs to eat! :D
That is the coolest creature in existence. I want one.
Josephland
06-06-2004, 21:57
How about if I send 1337 soldiers to fight off your army, Oniland? I'll even include a translator; yours seems to be drunk.
Blurblakistan
06-06-2004, 22:01
Great move: tell us all you're gonna attack us. Now we won't have our defenses up (!)
Japanese Antarctica
06-06-2004, 22:17
http://kryogenix.xangans.com/owned.jpg
DontPissUsOff
06-06-2004, 23:52
ROFL!! :D
Wow this must be a provinces atacks but yet glorious oniland armadas have finished with all the creatures, our ICBM missil detector hasdetsroy all the rayguns ahhaahha
Now trembel and kneel down to ur newlord!!
Muktar Corporation begins selling stock in Oniland companies while counterfeiting their money, crashing their economy so bad they cannot fund a military larger than a monkey with a spork.
DontPissUsOff
07-06-2004, 21:54
O...K...right...tell me, how old are you? Do you say "I 4m T3I-I 1337 H4X0R" a lot?
Dyelli Beybi
07-06-2004, 21:57
Just out of fairness, dyelli Beybi sends a monkey with a spork to challenge Oniland's monkey with a spork to honourable single combat.
<joke>
Captain, linear cannon ready to fire!
Aye, put in a paperclip.
Aye captain! Paperclip loaded into the giant magnetic cannon.
Aim for one side of the moon when the gravity is right to fire on their nation.
Captain, all systems are a-go. 100,000volts of electricity are being used to fire a paperclip to one side of the moon, where the gravitational pull will cause the paperclip to swing around and send it flying towards their puny little n00bish nation. 5...4...3...2...1... BOOM! The paperclip has landed! Their nation has been obliterated by our new test-subject.
Wheehee! Now fire the I.G.N.O.R.E paperclip at them...
Aye captain!
</joke>
You can attack me, if you want.