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I AM IN DANGER I LIVE IN THE UINON OF STEPFORD AD MY FREIND DOES TOO BUT SHE IS NOT HER SELF ANYMORE IT IS LIKE THE MOVIE THE STEPFORD WIVES AND I FEAR I AM NEXT THE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SAYING HOW PERFECT THEY ARE ALWAYS MAKING LOVE WITH PEOPLE. AND IF YOU ASK WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT I SAY IT IS NOT NORMAL I FEAR I AM NEXT BUT IT IS A WONDERFUL PLACE I CAN'T LEAVE THEY DON'T WANT ME TO I NEED HELP NOW PLEASE!

Um, okay, I'll send an escort to get you out if that will quite you down.

Could you sound any stupider, Stepford? Caps lock is king on the idiotic sounding, annoying, things.

Could you sound any stupider, Stepford? Caps lock is king on the idiotic sounding, annoying, things.
How about using :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: smilies instead of punctuation?