NationStates Jolt Archive

JUNE 4 2004



this document herby certifys that the government of EVR declares that the government of ,The galaxy of the UNIverseVERSE,is a clear and present danger to the soveirghnties and power of the ERV.

-ryepnt




general george carter was standing over the beginings of a building that didnt on any government document really "exist" but there it was anyway.carter was the newly commander of a government agency designated for the interception and understanding of enemy communications.he hadnt asked for the job ,but there he was and he was as sure as heck gonna carry out the mission he was trying to fufill,they already had a tap on the presidents "secure" telephone line,which gave them the information neede for operation CARPFISH,which was the first mission his black op troops would be carrying out.but he didnt need to worry himself about that right now,right now he needed to eat...



four thousand miles away a F.1 central was doing flight manuvers over tinkle toes airforce base.the air force hadnt spared any expens this time had they,with the capability of carrying two ,two thousand pound bombs and having some more than average specs,needless to say the air force hadnt put just anyone in charg of the beauties,jay gridly thought.well soon enough he would be soaring over the air space of an opposing millatary force and he would be doing some serious flight manuvers,he wonderd what type of air support he would be giving...


seargent mac orlando was three clicks away from a situation that would probably get eitheir him or one of his men killed,they were carrying out the will of their country he was telling himself.Mac was working for the same agency that general carter was leading although not even mac knew its name(which was the iib if anyon cares)he had just spent the last two months training in what normal people would call the worst of conditions ,but then again most people wernt members of a black ops force fight a war that the citezens didnt even know about.he had trained in automatic weapons mostly and he didnt know what he was getting into ,only three hours ago had they been told ."you are a hunter"they had said"exept there is no bag limit,and that what he was doing .now all the chess pieces were in place.lets play,the seargent thought

i will continue to bump untill the galaxy of the universeverse accnolowgase war...bump

I don't have the patience to RP with a n00b. correct your spelling among other things

EDIT: spelling

You are a N00b and you can't speak about spelling using Ur instead of your. :roll:
n00bs who needs them :roll:

pretty nice post but you need
a) Grammar
b) Spelling

ooc: i will correct my spelling and then u WILL reply

OOC:sorry guys but the server is not letting me edit,i promise i will never ever have bad spelling or grahmer again.

ooc: did i hear something about phone lines?? sorry Aust, forgot, pardon me please? i did not ask for this

ic: The owner of UNIverseVERSE becomes amused at the naivety of Ryepntsville and lazily pushes a hidden button on his chair. He then leans forwards and speaks clearly into a microphone snaking towards his face "Puppets of UNIverseVERSE! Ryepntsville has decided to declare war on us. We are going to halt this threat with the minimum of commotion to your daily lives, all the same, you know your duties in this time of annoyance. Get to them now!" At the same time, all over UNIverseVERSE, gigantic loudspeakers stop their usual diet of patriotic slogans and brainwashing and relay the Masters speech to the puppet citizens of my great nation. Immediately the people scurried into activity and ran to government Depots where the weapons every citizen was trained in were issued from.

Then the president booted up a laptop and sent an RSA encrypted e-mail out to some people. In a few minutes time 26 agents were assembled in his office. "My agents, your task is to do your normal duties to the maximum effect. You know your jobs, get on with them"
"Yes Master, all 26 chorused" Immediately, they moved out and climbed into 26 identical black sports cars, driving out of the underground bunker and speeding along the highways towards their destinations.

As the Army mobilised they readied many defensive anti-aircraft and anti-tank weapons for the first phase. The highly trained and perfectly loyal troops standing by for combat. The Air Force readied as well, one hundred and forty-four Saab Gripens dispersed over the nation.

ooc: I have to go for supper now, will extend this later. I am 800,000,000 population over Ryepnts ville :twisted: There is no way I cannot outnumber him :twisted:

EDIT: ooc stuff

ic:The time for a beggining and an end had come.The president was tired of loligaging around,and even though the GU may have a insurmountaible amount of forces he the preverbial rabbit up his sleeve,wmd`s had been hard to find in the little time that the ERV had been around but if it all worked out...



ooc:dinner for me to to be continued

An atmospheric weapon did not neccesarly have to be poison.At the very beggining of the ERV`s history ,actually before the president even came to power,he had told his scientists to find a way to use radio wave technology as a way of "protection" against opposing millitary forces.What they had discovered was,to the president ,astounding.The main recource of the ERV was cheese,and to make the weapon the had discovered plausable they needed a antenna long enough for it to work.They had tried to use the air itself but the ionisphere disrupted the signal.Since the main source of revenu is chesse,no one would miss a couple thousand feet...they had found a way to literaly make a horizontal piece of cheese and make it respond to radio waves.The waves ,if tuned correctly would catch the brain in such a frequency that it would cause ,shock,stroke,and death.those caught on the very outside of the circle would soon be diagnosed with alzheimers.Of course the weapon had a effective radius of 5 miles,but that would be enough.It was pointed at the capital of the GU .He pressed the button to authorize a weapon that would probably destroy a way of life ,hopefully...

ooc: Would I be correct in thinking that the previous post was godmodding? He is three days old. And he is within 5 miles of my capital without invading yet? Or has he snuck a 2000 foot long piece of cheese in with his special ops forces? Seriously buddy. :roll: Am I justified in choosing to ignore this? If stuff goes on like this I will just give up on him :shock: And his spelling is still way out of wack :?

OOC:the chesse was not in your country,the chesse is in an undesclosed location in mine,and anyway you missed the just of the last post,the chesse merely acts as a transmitor,and the technology is untested anything could happen,i gave u a way to get out of it,i never intended for it to actually work,it was just futhering the plot,it is not god moding if it is not intende to work,btw u better watch your mouth i just bought eighteen ballistic missles for a steal,and this is war

OOC:btw my black ops are not withen five miles of your country you missread that

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ooc: wrong topic matey, and spelling, spelling, spelling :D :roll:

ic: As the agents fanned out in their modified black sports cars they began to leave the country by various routes, always covering their tracks by consistently changing numberplates on a secluded road in every nation.

ooc: does anyone want me to have them pass through your country, if so, TG me. I promise that they will not wreak havoc in your land. Or alternatively make an ooc post here, I will automatically consider any who sign up to this non-hostile and a slight ally for the rest of this conflict

Transmission from Alpha One (The only known name of the Supreme Ruler-for-Life of UNIverseVERSE)

We are under attack by Ryepnts ville, although the situation is under control we would appreciate allies to clear up the mess we will make and/or to help us to make it :wink: :twisted: . If you are interested then please reply to this transmission IC on this Topic.

ooc: acknowledged Vlinder

EDIT: acknowledgements

I, Queen Amy of Vlinder, hereby certify that although I will provide no military support to either sides, I will keep my humanitarian societies and charities dealing with war disaster relief ready to rush in and help either UNIverseVERSE or Ryepentsville (whoever asks first, so probably UNIverseVERSE).

I feel it is my moral duty to assist my fellow WYnetters in providing aid for their war casualties.

WARNING! FLAME WAR IN PROGRESS! ALL PERSONS ARE ADVISED TO TAKE SHELTER UNTIL SUCH n00bishness HAS PASSED!

After a comma, you put a space. Two spaces after a full stop.

Idiot!

I donate aid services to UNIverseVERSE to help clear up in case of any accidents.

ooc: WARNING! FLAME WAR IN PROGRESS! ALL PERSONS ARE ADVISED TO TAKE SHELTER UNTIL SUCH n00bishness HAS PASSED! where?? and who?? kohlint acknowledged

ic: (Begin Radio Transmission)The Goverment of UNIverseVERSE would like to thank the nations of Vlinder and Kohlint for supporting us in this unprovoked conflict (End Transmission)

ic:This is a letter to whom it may concern, the government of the Empire of Rypentsville,formally conceeds.Therefore all partys involved will recieve a sum of 15 million dollars.The President formally abdicates his executive authority, and in an act of extreme gratidude will give my executive authority to Ryepnt the second.Do not worry gentlemen ,Ryepnt the second is much less prone to war.Lets forget this little episode.

ooc:Sorry for the gramatical errors you guys.Although i did notice that the GU did not end his post with a punctuation. Forgive me for my spelling and who ever it is that called me an idiot i forgive them,and can only hope that he did not question my humanity,and my intellegence,although i really can`t honestly say i do not question his.Thank you and goodnight.