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For the past several years the Celdrone government has been working on a project to bring in more money. Ever since, infact, we launched the Evermoore. Link to the Evermoore's Launch (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=143720&highlight=/). In following years we have sent up fifteen additional ships. Last week the work crews finished connecting them to eachother. Yesterday they had their heat resistant armor removed revealing an unusual paint job, the entire space station is painted to look like a giant roulette wheel. Next week, after the station is finished stocking up on food, water, and air, it will open. The station, named Red 9, will feature the folowing.

Security provided by the Celdrone military.
460 Escape Pods, each with a month long supply of food, water, and air for ten people.
Rooms of various sizes ranging from 8'x10' to 100'x100'.
Poker, Blackjack, Slot machines, Roulette, Craps, Sports Betting, and more being added weekly.
Weekly shuttles for those uncomfortable with our daily teleportations.
Weekly moonwalks, only after taking a 3 hour safety course.
Five World Class Beauty Salons.
A massive amusment park.
10 Daycare centers with each having staff enough to watch 400 children.
Pets are allowed. There is a dog park, a bird avairy, a cat park, and various other accomodations for various pets.
State of the art hospitals, staffed by some of the best doctors in Celdrone.
Pet hospitals.
Seventeen Five Star Resturants
A new larger staff! (thanks to Mekanta)
Extra Security apon request, at no additional cost!
Now taking aplications for store fronts and other business!

Room Rates*
Single Room 8x10 : 900 relkons
Double Room 16x 10: 1,000 relkons
Quad Room 16x 20: 1,900 relkons
Large Quad Room 25x25: 2,500 relkons
Ambassador Suite 70x30: 3,000 relkons
Presidential Suite 100x100: 4,500 relkons
Emperor Suite 120x120: 5,000 relkons
*All rates are per day.

If you do not wish to do your own math please make reservations in the following manner:
X number of one type of room for X number of days
X number of one type of room for X number of days.
Please keep each type of room on a differant line. Failure to make reservations in the following manner will require you to do your own math.
Please make reservations now.

OOC: I could use some relaxation.

IC: How much for a month? And does it have a beauty salon?

The rate depends on the room. A normal hotel sized room is 900 relkons a day, a presidential sized suite is 4,500 relkons a day, and a emperor suite is 5,000 relkons a day and includes a massive private bath as long as the endzone of a football field but twice as wide, a butler and a maid. Does it have a beauty salon? Jeeze what a question! It has five all top of the line, of course!

OOC: Your exchange rate is almost 2 reklons - $1. That's fair, but a smidgen expensive.

IC: I will book a presidetial suite for two weeks. And can I have a full-access pass to the salons? Please? :wink:

IC: As our first reservation you shall be given a full life time pass to all the beauty salons! Happy vacation! Please wire 63,000 relkons.

Lord Edwin Do'Calamar, General Lyssio Do'Urdel, and Ambassador Triel Hok'Vande will reserve a room please. We would also like to bring 20 of our Elite Royal Guards as escort. If this is a problem, please remove us from the list. We will find some better, cheaper place instead if that is the case, but it will not be in Celdrone.

Thank you for your consideration.

334 Do'Calamar Avenue
Palace of the Ruler
Ybron City, Ybronneb

Minister of Official Vacations
Valerie A. Wendar

IC: Thats no problem but you need to decided on a room size before we can give you the price. Also we are not in Celdrone, we are orbiting the Moon.

President Giuseppe Antonio Marzullo is requesting a reservation. Everything in my country is running smoothly, so we are requesting one week on board. :D

"... Silly Biological nation..."

The Mekantan AI laughs...

IC: Please specify what type of room you shall be reserving.

Four large presidential (100x100?) suites and one just large room(100x100) with only 20 bunks and amenities (bathrooms, kitchen, etc.). The fourth room is for my Lord's 4 advisors: Josoph Krie, Kassandra Jackson, Criss Fredrix, and Jessica Drezzel. Therefore in the fourth room we need 4 beds. We'll take shuttles, but they had better be nice. The lord and ten guards will stay for 2 weeks. The General and Ambassador will stay for 3 days. The 4 advisors will stay for 1 week. We apologize for having so many demands, but the Lord and his staff must have only the best. We await a price and then we will wire money. We wish to know what the situation is for bringing weapons on board. The Elite Royal Guards use Assault Rifles ussualy. The advisors carry pistols normally. Also, everyone carries a knife, and General Do'Urdel carries an Uzi. Thank you.

OOC: I didn't mean only IN Celdrone... any resort owned by Celdrone is what I meant. But it doesn't matter anyway; you are allowing my escort to come.

Only the President will be coming. He will reserve an 8 X 10 room. I'm sure that you will take care of all of my security.

Acting president will be relative Luigi Rocco Marzullo. The advisor appointed to him was Franco Xavier Bello.

OOC: I'll go back and put room the updated room sizes, then please list your reservation like so:

X number of one type of room for X number of days
X number of one type of room for X number of days
X number of one type of room for X number of days
X number of one type of room for X number of days

Then I will total it and give you your bill and confirmation of your reservation.

"It seems like an awful lot of a hassle for some low-grade Biological made accomedations..."

IC: Tell you what you come and will jack you into the largest entertainment computer on board. Some of its specs are:
10 etabytes of free harddrive space
Four 2 terrahertz processesors
1 terrabyte of ram.
Interested?

OOC: If not then quit spamming, please.

"Hmm..."

"The Steel Empire wishes to know if you wish to work cooperatively. As a biological nation, you seem more suited to learning what Biologicals like. However, Mekanta can offer superior technology for Human leasure."

"What say you? Care to negotiate?"

IC: Of course send us a telegram, please.

--Money Wired--

"Transmission has been sent..."

IC: Thank you TBD. We will telegram you when you may embark for Red 9.

BUMP

Emperor Edward Romanov and his Empress, Empress Carolyn wish to stay on your exquisitie resort, they request...

1 Emperors Suite x 5 Days

25,000 will be wired upon confirmation of reservation

IC: Your reservation is confirmed. Will the Empreror and Emerpress be traveling by shuttle or teleportation? The next shuttle is on Saturday (NS), while teleportation is daily.

OOC: Sorry our region plays on a little different of a time scheme saturday would be when? I can just teleport if it is easier...

OOC: Saturday is sometime tomorrow night. Use the teleporter if you want to start RPing now.

Ic: Our royalty will be arriving Sometime on Saturday, they have a fear of teleportation technology..

IC: Of course, many people distrust teleporters. We look forward to their arrival.

A discreet inquiry:

Are there any 'escort' or 'female companion' or outright brothels in the resort already established?

If not, JiangGuo Entertainment Enterprises, a private firm heavily influenced by the government would like to arrange for a long-term lend-lease arrangement for a large space for the establishment of such services in your resort.

We merely seek to provide a service in return for a reasonable fee.

JiangGuo

A discreet inquiry:

Are there any 'escort' or 'female companion' or outright brothels in the resort already established?

If not, JiangGuo Entertainment, a private firm heavily influenced by the government would like to arrange for a long-term lend-lease arrangement for a large space for the establishment of such services in your resort.

We merely seek to provide a service in return for a reasonable fee.

JiangGuo

Let us get this straight. You wish us to pay you so that you will open a brothel?

A discreet inquiry:

Are there any 'escort' or 'female companion' or outright brothels in the resort already established?

If not, JiangGuo Entertainment, a private firm heavily influenced by the government would like to arrange for a long-term lend-lease arrangement for a large space for the establishment of such services in your resort.

We merely seek to provide a service in return for a reasonable fee.

JiangGuo

Let us get this straight. You wish us to pay you so that you will open a brothel?

There seem to be an misunderstanding. JiangGuo Entertainment Enterprises (aforeherin shortened to J.E.E) is willing to negotiate for a lend-lease arrangement for a large section/module on your orbital resort.

J.E.E will own the business capital and have complete ownership of all...'capital' and profits (An arrangement where rent is a percentage of the profit is quiet acceptable). We're hoping for an agreement of extensive length (up to 50 years).

To clarify, J.E.E will pay/compensate the owners an ammount regularly to operate an Escort Service on your resort station.

We hope this response will clarify any misunderstandings.

IC: We shall think about it.