NationStates Jolt Archive

ooc the reason for this is i need their land ic target them for a orbital bombardment

Shmorgasborg this is your only chance to surender surender now and we will be mericyfull but if you fight we will destroy you

Damn, I was off guessing what your first post would be. Do you expect anyone to take you seriously? Your 'ooc' reason is in fact 'ic'.

OOC: Schmorgasborg, I advise you to simply ignore Sephrioth, but if you choose to goalong with this then Praetonia will help you. We'll nuke his '4444444444444444 star destroyers'

OOC: Schmorgasborg, I advise you to simply ignore Sephrioth, but if you choose to goalong with this then Praetonia will help you. We'll nuke his '4444444444444444 star destroyers'

OOC: Seconded

Oh yeah......*pulls out megaphone* FUTURE TECH DOES NOT RP WELL WITH MODERN TECH! *puts megaphone away*

im not using my fleet im using orbital weapons platforms dumbass

Exactly. Are there orbital weapons platforms in modern tech? No.

And you have no room to insult my intelligence as long as your posts look like that.

if you lot back off i can finish these weaklings off

im not using my fleet im using orbital weapons platforms dumbass

Ok then we'll nuke your weapons platforms, whatever.

Sephiroth, it would be in your best intrest if you stop this immediantly as i am far larger, and more powerful than you are. Now, stop or you will be destroyed in a hellish inferno of weapons fire from my vast and mighty military. :D

But we won't back off. Shmorgasborg shows at least some potential. You however, have absolutely none. We can't let you n00b him to death.

But we won't back off. Shmorgasborg shows at least some potential. You however, have absolutely none. We can't let you n00b him to death.

rofl. Seconded

But we won't back off. Shmorgasborg shows at least some potential. You however, have absolutely none. We can't let you n00b him to death.

here here!

omg closed rp :roll:

RP? Sephrioth? Nah.

you have not got rights to interfer in my international policies

But we won't back off. Shmorgasborg shows at least some potential. You however, have absolutely none. We can't let you n00b him to death.

here here!

Thirded....erm :P

But we won't back off. Shmorgasborg shows at least some potential. You however, have absolutely none. We can't let you n00b him to death.

rofl. Seconded

i **** my pants laughing

you have not got rights to interfer in my international policies


yes i do

When we're protecting RPing itself we are.

When we're protecting RPing itself we are.

we are the international incidents justice league! defending small, cool nations fromm n00bs with nukes. :roll:

you have not got rights to interfer in my international policies
theres a reason they call this the INTERNATIONS INCIDENTS board. People join RPs here.

Yes
sir noobsalot

you have not got rights to interfer in my international policies
theres a reason they call this the INTERNATIONS INCIDENTS board. People join RPs here.

Yes
sir noobsalot

Hmm......intriguing. The International Incidents Justice League? I like it.

"Cap'n! Cap'n! It appears that Sephrioth is unleashing his mighty war machine!"

"Dear God ensign. We are doomed."

"Well, captain, we do have one weapon left to use against the immortal empire."

"You can't be serious ensign, it hasn't even been battle tested. We just can't tell what it could do!"

"It may be our only hope, Captain. We must deploy the Ion Gauss Novelty Omission Regulator Emission cannon."

"You're right. Deploy the I.G.N.O.R.E cannon. We shall stop this menace for the good of ourselves once and for all."

As the vast construct that was the size of a medium sized solar system emerged from the Captains jacket pocket, and with a burst of intense pink and yellow light, fired one single electron the size of andromeda at sephrioth. Post casualties.

An advisor went running through the halls of the Democratic Council, hunting for the President, James Stuart.

"My President, Sephirioth has declared war on Shmorgasborg! What shall we do?"

The President turned round a faced the advisor, whom he recognized as James Kerensky, Head of the Conclave council.

"Ask the Conclave to declare war on Sephirioth. Kindly demand Sephirioth's surrendor. Activate the 1st and 2nd Fleet. Get me Admiral Leopold on the phone!"

"Yes sir!"

Thirty minutes later he returned with the results of the Conclave.

"Mr. President, we are now officialy in a state of war with Sephirioth. The Conclave overwhelmingly voted to go to war, with only one man voting no, and he always votes no."

"Well then, it begins now....."

[code:1:4bb2a39525]

To: President of Sephrioth
From: President James Stuart

The Allied Confederated States are now in a state of war with Sephirioth and will destroy your pathetic attempt at attacking Shmorgasborg with our own defensive measures. Your orbital weapons should become useless within several minutes of this telegram, and I offer you the chance of surrendoring now and forever. We will nor annex you nor will we destroy you, we will simply implement a democratic system and remove your regime should you surrendor.
[/code:1:4bb2a39525]

Following the wire, the Eyes of God satelite systems activated, putting out massive jamming signals against all Sephrioth satelites, military or civilian, knocking communications, disrupting the economy, and generaly screwing over anything. Furthering the jamming attack a single nuclear bunker opened its blast doors, releasing a single nuclear device pointed straight over Sephirioth, to detonate and display the Confederated States meant business.

Well reassured of success, the President retired for the night and Admiral Leopold took over nuclear responsibility at the President's order.

did any of you get a telegram from sephiroth? i did, he wants me to stop interfeering in his buisiness

Hmm......intriguing. The International Incidents Justice League? I like it.


brilliant aint it? when a n00b, like seph, picks on a smaller nation. we come in and kick his ass!

Aide: Sephrioth is being an idiot!

Prime Minister: What'snew?

Aide: I see your point.... but he's attacking????

Prime Minister: Why all the question marks? That was a statement.

Aide: I see what you mean.... what shall we do?

Praetor: I say nuke him!

Prime Minister: It is tempting.... let's see what our allies think...

Haven't so far. If I did, I wouldn't give any heed to it unless it had proper english in it.

I'm all up for the IIJL. So that's you, me, and who else.

I got one o them's once, he sent it to my puppet nation bob-bob. (Which has a 2.7 bn population.) I hurt my nose when I had that. (fizzy juice really cleans out your nose when you bring it back through laughter.)

go to hell you only nailed my collony launch nuclear weapons target Shmorgasborg and follow that up with chemical weapons and then biological weapons

oops double post

go to hell you only nailed my collony launch nuclear weapons target Shmorgasborg and follow that up with chemical weapons and then biological weapons

But they don't exist once they hit the area of n00b around you. Give up already. We've all ignored you, and hijacked your thread.

What I didn't even launch anything. I just had a conversation between two people that you couldn't even have known about.

We are activating and firing the Ironic Gargling Needle Of Redundant Energy Cannon at you. I.G.N.O.R.E weaponary has now ended this conflict.

shut it sigma

back off sigma pretona and fluffywuffy

Have you noticed that Shmorgasborg hasn't responded? As long as he doesn't, all of this is void.

back off sigma pretona and fluffywuffy

Excuse me but I am called Praetonia, not pretona.

I still want casualties from my attack. An electron the size of Andromeda just hit you. That will cause casulaties. Just because it is abbreviated to the Ignore cannon doesn't mean that you ignore it. come on. It's a perfectly respectable weapon.

back off sigma pretona and fluffywuffy

not me? im hurt..... :D

*Pretends to be Sephrioth*

uh shut it valia and back down to

This has been officially ignored by the

International Incidents Justice League

*Pretends to be Sephrioth*

uh shut it valia and back down to

lol

This has been officially ignored by the

International Incidents Justice League


you're damn right

you may have wiped my collony out and greater Valia you can back off too

Have you noticed that Shmorgasborg hasn't responded? As long as he doesn't, all of this is void.

Void? Do you mean the area of space in Sepherioth's head where his brain should be?

Can I join the IIJL.

Can I join the IIJL.

you may have wiped my collony out and greater Valia you can back off too

yeah we may have wiped it out and we wont back off too [/Sephrioth]

I'm making a thread for the IIJL. Praetonia and Greater Valia are accepted.

due to the fact i cant be assed to invaed a nation that is not worth my time i back off

Yeah, you can not back down cause you were 'assed' into 'invaeding' someone. Even though you weren't, you act on your own accord... I should check this IIJL thing...