Lasatania
05-06-2004, 14:13
Breaking news:
The Internal Security Agency has announced the arrest of six subversives today. The six are thought to belong to the 'Community of Free Lasatanians' and were located following the filing of an intelligence report to the building Kommisar where they were based. The Kommisar then sent a high level alert to the area ISA office, which despatched a crack team of troops to arrest the insurgents.
Kommisar Uleg, Kommisar for the Ivan Stalonov Building, in Korova has been nominated for the State Service Star, First Class, for his help in ensuring the stability of the state.
The insurgents appeared before most senior judge Kharachek at the ISA Supreme Court in Korova, where he recommended a swift conclusion to the judicial process as soon as the insurgents had revealed all they knew about the plot to hinder the progress of Our Glorious Revolution.
Also appearing in court were the insurgents families, all of whom pled guilty to aiding in a plot to hinder the Revolution, and all were committed to the state hospital in Nerstein for psychiatric treatment.
Speaking shortly after the short trial, Chief Kommisar Lukayev said,
"This incident has again highlighted the danger posed to our people by insurgents. These people claimed to be 'freedom fighters' but when pushed they were found to be in the employment of capitalist states seeking to destory our workers paradise and enslaven our people. It is only through the wisdom and strength of our great chaiman and the courage of those who assist us in maintaining order that we were able to prevent an attrocity. In the insurgents flat we found nail bombs and a map with the locations of several schools marked on it. We can only imagine what horrors they had planned. As a result I will be appealing to our Venerable chairman for extra resources to clamp down on this menace as well as urging our auxilliaries to step up their efforts in monitoring for terrorist activity. We shall crush this menace for once and for all. Hail Lasatania!"
The Internal Security Agency has announced the arrest of six subversives today. The six are thought to belong to the 'Community of Free Lasatanians' and were located following the filing of an intelligence report to the building Kommisar where they were based. The Kommisar then sent a high level alert to the area ISA office, which despatched a crack team of troops to arrest the insurgents.
Kommisar Uleg, Kommisar for the Ivan Stalonov Building, in Korova has been nominated for the State Service Star, First Class, for his help in ensuring the stability of the state.
The insurgents appeared before most senior judge Kharachek at the ISA Supreme Court in Korova, where he recommended a swift conclusion to the judicial process as soon as the insurgents had revealed all they knew about the plot to hinder the progress of Our Glorious Revolution.
Also appearing in court were the insurgents families, all of whom pled guilty to aiding in a plot to hinder the Revolution, and all were committed to the state hospital in Nerstein for psychiatric treatment.
Speaking shortly after the short trial, Chief Kommisar Lukayev said,
"This incident has again highlighted the danger posed to our people by insurgents. These people claimed to be 'freedom fighters' but when pushed they were found to be in the employment of capitalist states seeking to destory our workers paradise and enslaven our people. It is only through the wisdom and strength of our great chaiman and the courage of those who assist us in maintaining order that we were able to prevent an attrocity. In the insurgents flat we found nail bombs and a map with the locations of several schools marked on it. We can only imagine what horrors they had planned. As a result I will be appealing to our Venerable chairman for extra resources to clamp down on this menace as well as urging our auxilliaries to step up their efforts in monitoring for terrorist activity. We shall crush this menace for once and for all. Hail Lasatania!"