NationStates Jolt Archive


Lisa Simpson Alliance

Tiborita
04-06-2004, 22:34
The Lisa Simpson Alliance (for opposing the Montgomery Burns Alliance) is recruiting today! This new thinking alliance does not involve any form of support for any allies, beyond pointing out our moral superiority. The Lisa Simpson Alliance promises to end Li'l Lisa's Fish Slurry, and to stop greyhound puppies from being turned into a tuxedo. You'd be a fool to pass up!

Members of the Lisa Simpson Alliance are:
Tiborita
Praetonia
General Mike
04-06-2004, 22:37
Members of the Montgomery Burns alliance are:

OOC: You might want to change that, especially with that description of your alliance. ;)
Zoogiedom
04-06-2004, 22:37
Heh...amusing ;) What happened to LHS, by the way? (sorry for the hijack)
Praetonia
04-06-2004, 22:37
Praetonian Intelligence HQ

Aide: Sir! I've spotted a boring alliance, it looks like the opposite of the hilarious one we just joined while ignoring due process and the Constitution.

Chief: Join it! Join it now! If we join both, everone will be confused, and with entirepopulations of our enemies confused, we can launch a lightning blow, and they wont even know about it because of their confusion!

Aide: Sir, are you ok?

Chief: Yes! Im more than ok! I'm al powerful! In fact, I declare this building a seprate country.

Aide: Right, whatever...

Chief: Make Praetonia join the alliance, peasant!

Aide: Whatever you say...
Tiborita
04-06-2004, 22:44
Heh...amusing ;) What happened to LHS, by the way? (sorry for the hijack)
I don't know. The web site is MIA. I was going to TG Samtonia. Thanks for reminding me.
Tiborita
04-06-2004, 23:42
Bart: Your alliance is weak, Lis. Hell, even one of your allies are in the opposition!
Lisa: eerrrrrrr... What we lack in size, we make up for in self righteousness!


AKA BUMP!
Jordaxia
05-06-2004, 00:11
"Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans!"

(um, even of you aren't German, that's my official response.)
Tiborita
05-06-2004, 03:15
"We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine."

(not German, but I like to play along.)
Bonstock
05-06-2004, 03:17
*watches Homer rush in drunk and ruin all of Lisa's classified documents*
IDF
05-06-2004, 03:19
I'm with Monty. Lisa destroyed the show and ruins anything Homer does that is funny
Jordaxia
05-06-2004, 03:22
excellent.

http://uts.cc.utexas.edu/~jthale/MrBurns.gif
Bonstock
05-06-2004, 03:24
I'm with Monty. Lisa destroyed the show and ruins anything Homer does that is funny

Where do I sign up for the Monty Burns alliance? Springfield Republican Party Headquarters? aka, that dark, dreary fortress outside town where all the ghosts live?
heheheheheh...

http://www.cod.edu/dept/athletic/teams/soccer/alumni/_notes/burns.jpg
IDF
05-06-2004, 03:25
Lisa I'll drop you off at your stupid hippie club

http://www.joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/PIX/MISC/Homer_Doh.jpg

Seriously. I hate lisa she pisses me off when she gets political
IDF
05-06-2004, 03:26
she is the only character I want to see die besides Hans Moleman
And I want to see Moleman die not because I hate him, but because it would be funny to see
IDF
05-06-2004, 03:27
I want a link to Monty (not the link smithers is hoping for)
Jordaxia
05-06-2004, 03:30
I just bumped it.
Praetonia
05-06-2004, 09:52
Praetonian Intelligence HQ

Chief: Peasent! What's our status.

Aide: Well the In-dep-endant-rep-ublic-of-cadh-sjeua-sdncm...

Chief: ...Can't you even read off a card! Anyway your input is no longer neccessary. Now that our enemies are confused, we will quit this

Aide: We?

Chief: Ah yes we'll make that country *points out of window* quit the alliance. Victory to the Indenpendant Republic of Cahdusdms... er whatever it's called.