NationStates Jolt Archive


A DECLARATION OF WAR!

Warriorman848
04-06-2004, 22:00
i declare war on the nations of:
adrogantia
and
stravo_mueller_beta
yup thats what i do SO GET READY FOR WAR! :twisted:
The Cadian 8th
04-06-2004, 22:03
n00b War
Dracun imperium
04-06-2004, 22:17
Let us all ask eachother something why do nOobs always use the :twisted: smiley in thier posts? :o
Dracun imperium
04-06-2004, 22:32
Let us all ask eachother something why do nOobs always use the :twisted: smiley in thier posts? :o
Trailers
04-06-2004, 22:33
Dunno.Perhaps their primitive grasp on reality somehow mistakes :twisted: as threatening..O.o..Not very bright are they?
Dregruk
04-06-2004, 22:34
And why they seem compelled to declare war on (What I can only guess) are their friend IRL....
Trailers
04-06-2004, 22:39
Or..their puppets..or people they don't even know.Just picked random low-level nations out of memebr listings.Kinda like that moron who is stalking AMF?
Ximea
04-06-2004, 22:39
Cabinet meeting, Ximean Capitol--

The Lord Commander entered the modestly-appointed private meeting room and grabbed a soda from the minifridge. His Ministers were reclined on several couches; some had files and papers in front of them, some had bags of junk food and beverages instead. The Ministers of War and International Affairs were wearing irrepressible grins.

"What?" the Lord Commander asked as he sat down near the door. The War Minister handed him Warriorman848's declaration of war. The Lord Commander scanned it while munching on Nacho Cheesier Doritos™--he was a dictator of the people, after all. "This some kind of April Fool's thing?" he asked, slurping his soda.

"It's June, sir," his Science Minister said.

"Right. Tell the defending nations they have our full support. See about buying a metric crapload of those new HK XM-8 rifles and new hardware from someone." He leaned back and extended his chair's footrest. "While we're at it, send a diplomat to leave a flaming bag of dog crap on Warriorman848's capitol steps."
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