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The Montogomery Burns alliance for expansion and exploitation of your fellow man is recruiting today! This new thinking alliance does not involve any form of support for any allies, beyond the typical pointing and laughing at their stupidity. The Montogmery burns alliance promises to block out the sun, and steal Candy from Babies worldwide. You'd be a fool to pass up!

Members of the Montgomery Burns alliance are:
Jordaxia
Imperial Brits
Cio
Praetonia
General Mike
Hamptonshire
IDF
Bonstock
Padmasa
A Few Rich People
Falastur
Trixia

lol.

Now this is an alliance I would like to join.

Excellent.

Do we get our own personal assistant, like Smithers?

Praetonian Intelligence HQ

Aide: I've spotted a hilarious alliance we could join!

Chief: Ooo... I love hilarious alliances. Who's running it?

Aide: Our friend, ally and (by the looks of it) complete and utter psycopath, Jordaxia.

Chief: I say join!

Aide: Don't you think this should go through the government first?

Chief: Nah, democracy's over rated anyway. Just go for it.

Aide: Yes sir!

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After brief consideration, I've decided to join this alliance because Mr Burns is one of the best Simpsons characters. :D

Why have we not yet been added to the list of alliance members?

I knew I missed someone. I won't apologise though.
I shall give you a shiny Donkey.

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/bluealbino/SYP/images/mrburns-hannibal.gif

Our first task must be to block out the sun. Who is with me?

we are still recruiting for our alliance! Join now, and the world shall tremble. In the words of our glorious founder:

"......Fifteen minutes from now I will wreak a terrible vengeance on this city...... No one will be spared! NO-ONE!!"

"Heh...heh.....he....... What was I laughing at, now? ...Oh yes, that crippled Irishman!"

I'm in. KILL LISA She is destroying the show.
http://www.joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/PIX/MISC/Homer_Doh.jpg

I want Lisa to die

I love you Mr. Burns

Dammit Smithers, now my last minute on Earth is so awckward

I know. Still, at least his heart is in the right place.
Any plans on how to erase Lisa?

(It may be the funniest thing ever if we get a full proper IC war out of this. I won't put it out of the question, as I live in hope. Praetonia, choose your loyalties.)

I know. Still, at least his heart is in the right place.
Any plans on how to erase Lisa?

(It may be the funniest thing ever if we get a full proper IC war out of this. I won't put it out of the question, as I live in hope. Praetonia, choose your loyalties.)

this will be funny. I hate Lisa name one good thing she has done for the show in the last 9 years (that is since she became a vegetarian liberal)

I'm in.

Smithers! Whos that flubber mass in sector 7G?

Uh, that mr homer simpson sir

Simpson Aye?

If being far-future tech doesn't prevent joining I'm in. Just for a lark you understand.

You can't. She has done nothing good for the simpsons.

You can't. She has done nothing good for the simpsons.

You can't. She has done nothing good for the simpsons.

Wait, wait she has done one good thing, though it was done indirectly. Her protest of the old old tree bing cut down and then inderectly causing it to be knocked down and roll down the hill. It eventually hit that hemp store which is good.

Remember, there is an 'I' in profit!

(IE The Mikosolf Corperation is interested in this alliance).

ah, but apart from the roads, the aquaducts, the education, and the sewers, what have the Romans ever done for us?

I mean, nothing. But seriously, apart from that accident, and the fact that she inadvertantly caused the revitalisation of mr Burns, what has she done for us?

ah, but apart from the roads, the aquaducts, the education, and the sewers, what have the Romans ever done for us?

I mean, nothing. But seriously, apart from that accident, and the fact that she inadvertantly caused the revitalisation of mr Burns, what has she done for us?

Mr. Burns is better without Lisa. I want to see Burns win and abuse homer, not be beat by that 8 year old *****

ah, but apart from the roads, the aquaducts, the education, and the sewers, what have the Romans ever done for us?

I mean, nothing. But seriously, apart from that accident, and the fact that she inadvertantly caused the revitalisation of mr Burns, what has she done for us?

Absolutely nothing.

IDF, I agree. How will we go about destroying Lisa? Run her over in a car? After all, I should be allowed to run over as many childred as I like.

Praetonian Intelligence HQ

Chief: Ok, now this alliance is great, but it needs two things... a free pen on joining and.... an intergalatic death ray!

Aide: Err... is it me or are you getting more insane?

*Wonders what happend to Praetonia*

OOC: Read the my poston the first page of this, then my two posts on the Lisa Simpson alliance. Then read that post again. It will all make sence...

Can I join too?

Oh, and how about giving away a $1 trillion bill as a freebie for joining?

I propose that we all flee to Cuba if anything bad happens.

Official Statement from The Independant Republic of Shsarfjahg;(what?)a
Formerly known as Praetonian Intelligence HQ

Good day my alliance feinds, during my 4 hour daily white-cat-stroking session I came up with a feindish plan, which I further developed during my 2 hour daily manic-cackling session. That plan is to use an Intergalactic Space Barge to turn the population of The Lisa Simpson Alliance into a tree!!! MUHUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! *cough* *cough*
~~~~~~Transmition cuts out~~~~~~~~

Official Statement from the Rouge Nation of Shsarfjahga
Formerly known as Praetonian Intelligence HQ

Yes that is right my friends we are now a new nation entirely of our own! That pathetic nation of Praetonian stants nochance against us, as we have 5,000,000 people in this very building, as confirmed by our latest census.

Aide: But only 205 people filled out that census and 173 of them were you.

Silence! I am trying to mislead those ignorant fools inthe Lisa Simpson Alliance! Any how our Intergalatic Space Barge is soon to be complete.

Will this Intergalactic Space Barge be able to block out the Sun, forcing everyone to use electricity that we will provide from unsafe nuclear power plants?

of course it will, and remember, our reactors never have a "meltdown". That's just one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to think of it as an "unrequested fission surplus."

Excellent. :twisted:

The Praetonian government refuses to comment on this whole affair, except to say that surveillance satellites have spotted a massive boat made out of bread-sticks in the Intelligenc~~~~~~TRANSMITION INTERUPTION~~~~~~~

Yes that is right. All we need now are engines. Praetonia you will provide us with them, and then we will release the postman we captured at 7:00am this morning. ~~~Transmition Returned~~~~

The Democratic Republic of Praetonia will do anything for her citizens, and so we will donate several three-stage rocket boosters we have left-over from our nuclear weapons program. ~~~~~~~TRANSMITION INTERUPTION~~~~~~~

Then that is settled.

~~Transmition end~~~~

*Pager beeps*

Hmmm.... What's an "eltdown"?

*Throws away Pager*

bump for randomness

"Well, that's odd ... I've just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers - have him beaten to a pulp."

will this alliance be recycling aquatic life?

I assume so, Imperial Brits.

will this alliance be recycling aquatic life?

RECYCLING??? How dare you use that word.

But recycling is one of those Burns buzz words, in reality it means ruthlessly slaughter and turn into a slurry for farm use.

You can use it for explosives too. ;)

Hmm.... I think we need more recylcing in this world. In fact, Im going to open a recycling centre right here in Shsarfjahga!

By the way, our Intergalactic Space Barge is ready for launch.

Launch the barge as soon as possible, while me and others get our nations' power plants ready for the anticipated surge in electricity usage.

The massive breadstick and PVA glue construction was hauled into position, pointing directly at the sun. The ICBM grade rocket boosters started to power up.

Chief: This is a great day for our nation of Shsarfjahga.

Aide: It's the first day of 'our' 'nation' of Shsarfjahga.

Chief: Indeed. And what better way to start our nation's history than to launch a massive edible construct at the life giving source of this world and blot it forever from view.

Aide: Errr... yeh, why not.

Chief: 10, 9, 8, 7

At that moment, the blasters malfunctioned, launching the ship on '7', completely ruining the dramatic effect.

Chief: Arrghhhh!!!!!!!!

Aide: What's wrong?

Chief: I spilt my drink.

Random Operations Guy: Phase 1 is complete! Total Eclispe! Operation Total Eclipse is a go! We have a go! We have *bang*

Chief: Cool I got 'im in one shot.

Right, after some thinking, i'm in!

Trixia formally applies to join :wink:

BUMP becausethis alliance was cool but died...