NationStates Jolt Archive


Lord Damien is Fat and Ugly

Austo Hungary
03-06-2004, 19:42
I was not killed and my nation is hiding on my personal spaceship which was hidden under a rock. I am now floating through space and would like you to all know how fat i think the leader of AMF is. Unfortunately i haven't enough men to do anything but i'm working on it. :twisted:
Rufai
03-06-2004, 19:43
IGNORED.
Sigma Octavus
03-06-2004, 20:51
Ya know, the DVD says otherwise. As does the video game. And Damien isn't fat. He's got a pro-wrestlers physique.
Trailers
03-06-2004, 20:56
..So..your entire nation is in a flimsy space ship attached to an asteroid of some form?Do you have any idea how easy it would be for any future-tech nation(Especially AMF himslef)to track a transmission such as this and end your life,and the life what's left of your nation?
Automagfreek
03-06-2004, 21:16
Automagfreek
03-06-2004, 21:18
OOC: Austo Hungary, you're dead...stay in character.
Tersanctus
03-06-2004, 21:35
OOC: They never learn, do they AMF?....Hmm next thing you know this guys going too start posting in spanish.
Fluffywuffy
03-06-2004, 21:39
Now that alone would make me mad....
Central Facehuggeria
03-06-2004, 21:42
!Si! !La pais del Austo Hungary es muy estupido!

Just kidding.

To AH: Take your defeat like a man and make a new nation. Otherwise, AMF or some other established space power will come with a flight of powerful warships and crush you yet again.
Turetel
03-06-2004, 21:45
AH sue for peace and give AMF a hefty loan every yera (tribute). Maybe AMF would agree to that and allow you to import some civilians, but who knows?~!
Dontgonearthere
03-06-2004, 22:28
Message from DGNT, to Austro-Hungray
Official Diplomatic Notice:

Yo momma!
(Insert Diety of your choice) save the President
-DGNT External Affairs Office
Crimmond
03-06-2004, 22:32
In international reports, the last survivor of the AMF smackdown of Austo Hungary was seen today babbling as he picked through the ruins of his nation.

In local news, a kitten that was serving as an unofficial mascot for a platoon of Marines, apparently Crimmond assault forces do have soft spots, fell down a drainpipe on a military base and was freed six hours late by the Marines, who used plasma cutting torches to get to the kitten. Unfortunatly, the heat from the torches coupled with the water in the pipe steamed the poor thing to death. A full military burial is to be carried out later today in the bases animal cemetary.
Dontgonearthere
03-06-2004, 22:34
DGNT will dispatch G5,000 in reperations for the death of the kitten, as well as a large box of kleenex.
Crimmond
03-06-2004, 22:39
DGNT will dispatch G5,000 in reperations for the death of the kitten, as well as a large box of kleenex.The Third Marine Batallion thanks you.
Communistpoland
03-06-2004, 22:56
OOC: Austo Hungary, you're dead...stay in character.

*cheers at the classic line uttered by such a repected RPer*


:lol:
Tasty Foods
03-06-2004, 23:41
OOC:

Hey, I was going to say that earlier but the forums messed up. :wink:
Nianacio
04-06-2004, 00:06
OOC:
Do you mean your people are in the ship, or are you claiming to have moved everything into space (as I have seen others do)?
OOC: Austo Hungary, you're dead...stay in character.He is in character.
IDF
04-06-2004, 00:14
I was not killed and my nation is hiding on my personal spaceship which was hidden under a rock. I am now floating through space and would like you to all know how fat i think the leader of AMF is. Unfortunately i haven't enough men to do anything but i'm working on it. :twisted:

your nation is dead. I do hope you enjoy the fact that your former lands are under control of the State of Israel (thats me IDF). Your Nazi lands are now in the hands of the Jews. Of course you can't do anything to me since you're dead.
Macisikan
04-06-2004, 01:36
I was not killed and my nation is hiding on my personal spaceship which was hidden under a rock. I am now floating through space and would like you to all know how fat i think the leader of AMF is. Unfortunately i haven't enough men to do anything but i'm working on it. :twisted:

"My Regent, we've picked up a transmission..."
*Regent looks up from watching the DVD of AH being destroyed*
"What? Oh... send an angry space hamster to destroy them."
"My Regent?"

*The Regent points at the TV screen, where an AH civilian is being disassembled in a really inventive way*

"Look, they're all dead, every one of them. Our satillite analysis confirms; the only moving things in that country belonged to AMF. IDF got the land. Forgive me if I choose to IGNORE the whole affair."

*The Regent goes back to watching DVD; a sentinel is using a civilian as a cricket bat*
Trailers
04-06-2004, 22:56
Deep space Traileric border,a flight of scouts encounter a medium sized asteroid on intercept course with Traileric freighter.

Delta Leader:Command,this is delta flight leader,I'm picking up something strange on that asteroid.It seems to be a makeshift colony made of paper mache,reading Austo Hundary signatures on that thing.Command,you are on collision course,orders?

FreighterTerran's Sunset(Command):You know the drill.destroy the asteroid..Irradicate all lifesigns.

Delta Leader:Honour that.Lifeline is hot.

Delta wing opens fire on the cardboard colony of |)00/\/\