Lasatania
03-06-2004, 16:11
Press release from InterLas News Agency: 15:44 03/06/04
Speaking at the 31st meeting of the Lasatanian Stakhanovites Association, our great Foreign Minister, Komrade Molotov, announced further details of our great nations first diplomatic mission to The Suunist People's Republic of Marimaia.
Thus spoke Komrade Molotov,
"Komrades, bearing the title of Stakhanovites you know full well the importance of hard toil and burden in bearing great fruit for our nation. Your are also experienced in bringing about new ideas and methods that lead us to strengthen the standing of Revolutionary Socialism in the world.
So it is now that I can tell you more of our nations first mission overseas to meet with our Komrades who share our common goal of spreading Socialism throughout the realm.
In two weeks time I shall leave, along with General Morosov, on a flight to Marimaia where once we arrive we shall discuss with their government the foundation of diplomatic, economic and even military relations. We shall look to forge a bond between our nations that will see us stand tall in the world and seek to spread the doctrine of Revolutionary Socialism throughout the world.
No longer shall we bow our heads nor face away from the capitalist pigs that run this world. We shall stand toe-to-toe with them, look them in the eye and declare ourselves more than equal to them. We shall succeed.. We shall walk the path to victory.."
The gathered Stakhanovites rose to their feet and appluaded Komrade Molotov's speech for 10 minutes, joy leaping from their hearts at our mighty nation's rise to emminence at last.
In other news:
The trial began today of the Korova six, accused of crimes against Socialism. The Internal Security Agency supreme court has ruled that the defendants be liquidated at the soonest opportunity.
Speaking at the 31st meeting of the Lasatanian Stakhanovites Association, our great Foreign Minister, Komrade Molotov, announced further details of our great nations first diplomatic mission to The Suunist People's Republic of Marimaia.
Thus spoke Komrade Molotov,
"Komrades, bearing the title of Stakhanovites you know full well the importance of hard toil and burden in bearing great fruit for our nation. Your are also experienced in bringing about new ideas and methods that lead us to strengthen the standing of Revolutionary Socialism in the world.
So it is now that I can tell you more of our nations first mission overseas to meet with our Komrades who share our common goal of spreading Socialism throughout the realm.
In two weeks time I shall leave, along with General Morosov, on a flight to Marimaia where once we arrive we shall discuss with their government the foundation of diplomatic, economic and even military relations. We shall look to forge a bond between our nations that will see us stand tall in the world and seek to spread the doctrine of Revolutionary Socialism throughout the world.
No longer shall we bow our heads nor face away from the capitalist pigs that run this world. We shall stand toe-to-toe with them, look them in the eye and declare ourselves more than equal to them. We shall succeed.. We shall walk the path to victory.."
The gathered Stakhanovites rose to their feet and appluaded Komrade Molotov's speech for 10 minutes, joy leaping from their hearts at our mighty nation's rise to emminence at last.
In other news:
The trial began today of the Korova six, accused of crimes against Socialism. The Internal Security Agency supreme court has ruled that the defendants be liquidated at the soonest opportunity.