Penpusher Confederacy
03-06-2004, 15:30
Penpusher National News
June 3, 2004 9:31 AM CDT
"King Victor I collapsed in a meeting with his cabinet and was rushed to the Georgetown Catholic Hospital. Penpushers are in fear of their old King's death. Many people are stuck to their television screens awaiting news. The Prime Minister said 'If our King dies, the nation will be in sorrow. Our King has restored our nation from economic troubles of the Fascist era. He has restored democracy to our nation, and helped establish a constitutional monarchy with political parties rather than an authoritarian absolute monarchy. He has made many Penpushers proud to be Penpushers. He was also the mediator between two nuclear nations ready to go to war. If he dies, may God bless him.' He is currently in shock, and is being diagnosed at the hospital, which has been placed under heavily armed security."
June 3, 2004 9:31 AM CDT
"King Victor I collapsed in a meeting with his cabinet and was rushed to the Georgetown Catholic Hospital. Penpushers are in fear of their old King's death. Many people are stuck to their television screens awaiting news. The Prime Minister said 'If our King dies, the nation will be in sorrow. Our King has restored our nation from economic troubles of the Fascist era. He has restored democracy to our nation, and helped establish a constitutional monarchy with political parties rather than an authoritarian absolute monarchy. He has made many Penpushers proud to be Penpushers. He was also the mediator between two nuclear nations ready to go to war. If he dies, may God bless him.' He is currently in shock, and is being diagnosed at the hospital, which has been placed under heavily armed security."