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FWS leader seeks wife.

02-06-2004, 06:34
FWS Emperor/President Hendrik Rhodes (42). Seeks wife. Prospective Wife must be between ages of 17-28 for reasons of child bearing etc... Wife must meet all FWS law and be able to legally live in FWS. (Research our immigration laws before posting pictures).

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v239/TwMan/FWS_leader_Hendrik_Rhodes.jpg
02-06-2004, 06:54
Bump.
The Lands of Alex
02-06-2004, 08:09
Minister of Homeland Security Joan Placard, a former white-supremeist dictator and current leader of the Populist Party, today offered the hand her grandaughter, Sarah Placard-Zimmerman, in marriage to the Emperor/President of FWS, Hendrik Rhodes. She requests that her granddaughter holds the following title First Lady and Empress of the Fascist White States, Her Imperial Highness Sarah Placard-Rhodes, insuring the Placard family name in any children born from this union of which she hopes her 21 year old grandaughter shall yield many. An annserw is requested in telegram.

(OOC: she looks like a young Cindy Crawford)
02-06-2004, 08:14
Minister of Homeland Security Joan Placard, a former white-supremeist dictator and current leader of the Populist Party, today offered the hand her grandaughter, Sarah Placard-Zimmerman, in marriage to the Emperor/President of FWS, Hendrik Rhodes. She requests that her granddaughter holds the following title First Lady and Empress of the Fascist White States, Her Imperial Highness Sarah Placard-Rhodes, insuring the Placard family name in any children born from this union of which she hopes her 21 year old grandaughter shall yield many. An annserw is requested in telegram.

(OOC: she looks like a young Cindy Crawford)


Hendrik Rhodes is very insistant on no hyphenated names, that is feminist nonsense. Although, he is the richest man in FWS and owns about 12 of the 35 largest comapnies. Also, we could use a picture. If you agree to the terms please reply. She can be coronated as empress... However mind you that women aren't allowed to rule, and lineage cannot be traced through a woman. We have "Salic Law". If Hendrik Rhodes died, Gustavus Rhodes would become the president.

Also his son Forrest Rhodes (20) would be the heir to the throne, but he passed up Forrest for Gustavus Rhodes (19)... Forrest is more concerned with running the ministry of finance ... Wilhelm Rhode (21) would have been the heir, but he was killed by blacks with RPGs.
The Lands of Alex
02-06-2004, 08:27
The title I requested is a must be. I know your nation doesn't allo wwomen to rule, but I feel my grandaughter may have diplomatic insight to your advantage. The name isn't neccesary altough any children must spend one month out of every year in the Lands of Alex for as long as their great-grandmother is to live, so she can ensure they know of their Placard heritage.

-Joan Placard, Minister of Homeland Security

(OOC: can't get a picture sorry)
02-06-2004, 08:29
The title I requested is a must be. I know your nation doesn't allo wwomen to rule, but I feel my grandaughter may have diplomatic insight to your advantage. The name isn't neccesary altough any children must spend one month out of every year in the Lands of Alex for as long as their great-grandmother is to live, so she can ensure they know of their Placard heritage.

-Joan Placard, Minister of Homeland Security

(OOC: can't get a picture sorry)


The one month part with the children is reasonable. But the wife must change her last name to Rhodes...
The Lands of Alex
02-06-2004, 08:36
I must have been unclear my grandaughter shall be known as Sarah Rhodes after the marrage.

-Joan Placard, Minister of Homeland Security
02-06-2004, 08:40
I must have been unclear my grandaughter shall be known as Sarah Rhodes after the marrage.

-Joan Placard, Minister of Homeland Security


Okay... Sounds good.
The Lands of Alex
02-06-2004, 08:45
ANN reporter Velma Wu:

"Today a marriage was arranged for Emperor/President Rhodes and Sarah Placard-Zimmerman, Joan Placard's grandaughter. The weddings date is yet to be announced and Prime Minister Ylonda Galapagos-Nahru has declared she will attend, if the Fascist White States will except her as a diplomat even though she isn't white.
02-06-2004, 08:47
ANN reporter Velma Wu:

"Today a marriage was arranged for Emperor/President Rhodes and Sarah Placard-Zimmerman, Joan Placard's grandaughter. The weddings date is yet to be announced and Prime Minister Ylonda Galapagos-Nahru has declared she will attend, if the Fascist White States will except her as a diplomat even though she isn't white.


We'll get the person a temporary diplomatic pass to allow them to attend. But suggest to them they avoid all unnecessary contact with Fascian citizens.
The Lands of Alex
02-06-2004, 08:52
Agreed.

(OOC: we should making a wedding post with diplomats from various nations attending.)
02-06-2004, 08:56
About Emperor Hendrik Rhodes. He smokes pipe tobacco very very often. Occasionally chews plug tobacco, sometimes drinks, sometimes gambles, often gives away large amounts of money to FWS monsoon victims (there are yearly monsoons).

One year, he gave away 100 billion dollars in profits from his various companies just to see to it all the FWS homeless got homes.

He was a Paracommando from age 17-22, combat diver qualified, still enjoys Scuba diving. Also qualified to fly a MiG-29, MiG-31, and Su-25.

Had 7 sons (6 still alive) from his first wife (she died of cancer about 4 years ago)

Richest man in FWS. Owns 12 of the 35 largest companies.

Has the largest private firearms collection in FWS (over 15,000 firearms).

Has the largest private vehicle collection in FWS (most military style vehicles). 300 Vehicles.

Has at least 1 estate in every province. Largest estate is in Central Province. 20,000 acre estate and a 200,000 sq foot residence.

Enjoys giving speeches via the Fascist News Network.

Daily attendant of Christian Identity church.
Ryanania
02-06-2004, 08:58
Let's just hope Shmorgasbord doesn't show up.

And nice to see that I inspired you, FWS. Have fun!
The Lands of Alex
02-06-2004, 08:58
Sarah says his personalty fits hers, and she hopes to start making children asap.
02-06-2004, 09:00
Let's just hope Shmorgasbord doesn't show up.

And nice to see that I inspired you, FWS. Have fun!

:)

We've been looking to marry off the rest of the royal family for sometime now. Gustavus Rhodes (19) has been the only one married for quite a while. Although Johann Tserclaas Rhodes (18) is a bit of a sociopath, which might explain why he is still not married.
02-06-2004, 09:01
Sarah says his personalty fits hers, and she hopes to start making children asap.

Hendrik prefers daughters now, since he has 6 sons (had 7, one was killed)... He prefers daughters because they can be married off to other nations to cement alliances etc. Is genetic tinkering possible?
The Lands of Alex
02-06-2004, 09:02
Anything to please my beloved fiance.

-Sarah Placard-Zimmerman
The Lands of Alex
02-06-2004, 09:02
Anything to please my beloved fiance.

-Sarah Placard-Zimmerman
Ryanania
02-06-2004, 09:05
Max Barry's mom, what?
The Lands of Alex
02-06-2004, 09:07
(OOC: What?????????)
Penpusher Confederacy
02-06-2004, 09:12
King Victor I of Penpusher Confederacy requests to attend this royal marriage. Prime Minister John Smith has also requested attendance, but King Victor I demands that the Prime Minister be seated at the very back because of his... umm... condition. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

(edit)
He's a little crazy... he's delusional. He's a damn good leader, though.
02-06-2004, 09:13
King Victor I of Penpusher Confederacy requests to attend this royal marriage. Prime Minister John Smith has also requested attendance, but King Victor I demands that the Prime Minister be seated at the very back because of his... umm... condition. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*


What condition might that be?
Penpusher Confederacy
02-06-2004, 09:15
King Victor I of Penpusher Confederacy requests to attend this royal marriage. Prime Minister John Smith has also requested attendance, but King Victor I demands that the Prime Minister be seated at the very back because of his... umm... condition. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*


What condition might that be?
He has delusions of war... he fought a war and almost his whole squad was killed.
02-06-2004, 09:17
King Victor I of Penpusher Confederacy requests to attend this royal marriage. Prime Minister John Smith has also requested attendance, but King Victor I demands that the Prime Minister be seated at the very back because of his... umm... condition. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*


What condition might that be?
He has delusions of war... he fought a war and almost his whole squad was killed.

Ah... Well he can sit up front. Hendrik Rhodes loves a good war story (he has plenty himself).
Penpusher Confederacy
02-06-2004, 09:20
Room for a wheelchair? A grenade exploded near him and he has no use of his legs (although they're not amputated)
The Lands of Alex
02-06-2004, 09:20
In light of recent events our Minister of Homeland Security had resigned in exchange for appointment as Ambassador to the FWS and is to begin building an emmbassy soon as well as attempt to get other allies to open diplomatic line with the FWS.

Also, King Victor I and Prime Minister Smith are approved by our people, and can attend if the Emperor chooses so.
02-06-2004, 09:24
Room for a wheelchair? A grenade exploded near him and he has no use of his legs (although they're not amputated)

Of course there is room...


The ceremony will be held on the 80,000 acre Rhodes estate in Central Province.
Penpusher Confederacy
02-06-2004, 09:35
The Prime Minister is seeking a VIP suite in a 5-star hotel, while King Victor I is seeking a place to stay, worthy of a King. The King requests a tour of the FWS some time before or after the wedding. If you are unable to, should it be security concerns or anything of the like, the King says he is okay with that.
02-06-2004, 09:38
The Prime Minister is seeking a VIP suite in a 5-star hotel, while King Victor I is seeking a place to stay, worthy of a King. The King requests a tour of the FWS some time before or after the wedding. If you are unable to, should it be security concerns or anything of the like, the King says he is okay with that.

Okay... We currently have some issues... But 1 batallion of grenadier guards in IFVs with Mobile SAMs will provide security.
Penpusher Confederacy
02-06-2004, 09:49
Okay... We currently have some issues... But 1 batallion of grenadier guards in IFVs with Mobile SAMs will provide security.
That's good, because if we send our own it'll violate your sovereignty (which we, of course, respect.)
The Lands of Alex
02-06-2004, 10:09
Mr. President teh sooner we start the wedding the better a socialist activist shot at Sarah today but was arrested.

-Joan Placard, Ambassador to the FWS
Penpusher Confederacy
02-06-2004, 10:15
Mr. President teh sooner we start the wedding the better a socialist activist shot at Sarah today but was arrested.

-Joan Placard, Ambassador to the FWS
Put snipers on the roof. It works for the King and the Prime Minister. :D
02-06-2004, 20:52
Mr. President teh sooner we start the wedding the better a socialist activist shot at Sarah today but was arrested.

-Joan Placard, Ambassador to the FWS

3 Divisions of Grenadier Guards will stand guard at the estate where the wedding is to be held, and the surrounding area.

Also the TKCTF (Counter-terrorism force) will provide guards.



Divisions of Fascist Grenadier Guard (18,000 soldiers (mechanized infantry) each (each with enough F-BMP-3s to carry all the Mechanized Infantry. Plus 1,000 super T-101-G tanks each, plus 400: 155mm SPA each, 500: Mobile SAMS each)
04-06-2004, 06:14
The wedding will go forward as planned... However, due to recent events, Hendrik Rhodes doesn't feel safe leaving FWS... The honeymoon will be in Salisbury.
Ryanania
06-06-2004, 09:31
The wedding will go forward as planned... However, due to recent events, Hendrik Rhodes doesn't feel safe leaving FWS... The honeymoon will be in Salisbury.Doesn't look like it will.
Celtayoshi
06-06-2004, 10:27
The wedding will go forward as planned... However, due to recent events, Hendrik Rhodes doesn't feel safe leaving FWS... The honeymoon will be in Salisbury.Doesn't look like it will.

indeed
Fruity Loops
06-06-2004, 10:43
Thank god he's deated... he was getting on my nerves
Lessr Tsurani
06-06-2004, 10:47
He must have posted all the time, he had over two thousand posts and did not even have a population of 100 million.
Momanguise
06-06-2004, 10:50
yeah....80 BLOODY POSTS PER DAY
Fruity Loops
06-06-2004, 10:51
The mods gave him a life by deleting him
Lessr Tsurani
06-06-2004, 10:52
LOL, I think I might have made that many on all the Roleplaying games I play. :)
Kanabia
06-06-2004, 10:55
Good riddance.

Edit: Someone had to say it :wink:
Momanguise
06-06-2004, 10:56
Still....I wouldn't have minded if he could RP...but he couldn't.
Kanabia
06-06-2004, 10:57
Still....I wouldn't have minded if he could RP...but he couldn't.

True.
Fruity Loops
06-06-2004, 11:00
Good riddance.

Edit: Someone had to say it :wink:

amen.
Momanguise
06-06-2004, 11:02
Praise da Lord!
Praetonia
06-06-2004, 11:19
Thank god he's deated... he was getting on my nerves

Why was he deleted? Did he break any rules or did the mods just get tired of him?
Fruity Loops
06-06-2004, 11:23
Thank god he's deated... he was getting on my nerves

Why was he deleted? Did he break any rules or did the mods just get tired of him?

godmodding, millions of posts per day and he was annoying as hell
Macisikan
06-06-2004, 11:28
Fruity left out the fact that he started a massive flame war... three separate mod alerts on him in as many minutes- and he flamed in those too. Nasty stuff.