NationStates Jolt Archive

This is just another sad example of a n00b topic. Do you need to protect yourself from these people? We have conducted a study that shows that this is the right time for massive influxes of n00bs to enter NS. Although the IGNORE weapondry is effective against most of these scum-sucking clueless beings, sometimes a higher order may be called in.

That is why Majesto and The Burnsian Desert have decided to form the International Security, Limited corporation. We excel beyond n00b prevention and extermination techniques, using the latest in physical and physcological deterrents to protect you and your sanity. We also do regular work, such as perimeter security, hacking/firewalling, and armoured transport, to name a few.

For more information on this exclusive service, please visit IS Limited (http://s7.invisionfree.com/IS_Ltd/index.php?act=idx) today!

Many thanks,
TBD and Majesto

Added: Due to convinience issues, the code is currently down. Still, please consider opening an account with us!

...selling nuk3s to n00bs?...

OOC: It was a grabber. Protect yourself from the n00b menace!

Haha, nice... Thanks for the offer, can handle myself though.

:)
You sure? We have very competitive pricing...

Bump. C'mon, we only have one official account...

h4 h4 wit th3s3 n00ks 1 pwn ju lololololz!!!1111!11

Bump for new script!

Fellow states, I address you at a pivotal moment in world affairs.

I am currently pursuing an aggressive campaign to stomp out the horrors of dictatorship in the Republic of Incisor by establishing a strong cener-left coalition. I have opened the diplomatic channels with Incisor and I am pursuing United Nations assisstance in this time of great urgency.

Together, the liberal world can finally send a message to the dictators that they will no longer be tolerated. That our ideals are indeed the moral choice and that they will never again threaten the stability and safety of the free world.

Please join me in this pursuit!

Fellow states, I address you at a pivotal moment in world affairs.

I am currently pursuing an aggressive campaign to stomp out the horrors of dictatorship in the Republic of Incisor by establishing a strong cener-left coalition. I have opened the diplomatic channels with Incisor and I am pursuing United Nations assisstance in this time of great urgency.

Together, the liberal world can finally send a message to the dictators that they will no longer be tolerated. That our ideals are indeed the moral choice and that they will never again threaten the stability and safety of the free world.

Please join me in this pursuit!

Wrong topic?

Bump

thanks for the offer but I think I can handle a n00b or 2.

you guys make me sick

That's really nice, you know that. :|

any noob who has a nuke will have an IGNORE cannon fired at them. If any of the nukes find their way to IDF, TBD will roast like a marshmellow.

I'll still pwn you, IDF. :shock:

BUMP

I'll still pwn you, IDF. :shock:
not with CL and his many allies on his side, and the Zionist alliance I started with 23 members

OOC: I was just bustin' your chops man. :)

OOC: I was just bustin' your chops man. :)

I am not declaring war on you, just asking you to be careful who you sell to and by that I mean no FWS or anything close to that n00bish.

OOC: Ay, I don't discriminate on my patrons... usually.

bump

bump

A disguesed bump to up my post count.

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