NationStates Jolt Archive


Nuclear Weapons Storefront -- N00BS WELCOME!

The Burnsian Desert
02-06-2004, 02:49
Do you need to protect yourself from these people? We have conducted a study that shows that this is the right time for massive influxes of n00bs to enter NS. Although the IGNORE weapondry is effective against most of these scum-sucking clueless beings, sometimes a higher order may be called in.

That is why Majesto and The Burnsian Desert have decided to form the International Security, Limited corporation. We excel beyond n00b prevention and extermination techniques, using the latest in physical and physcological deterrents to protect you and your sanity. We also do regular work, such as perimeter security, hacking/firewalling, and armoured transport, to name a few.

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Many thanks,
TBD and Majesto