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THIS STOREFRONT IS NOW CLOSED.

Please visit the new storefront (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=343288).


As of now, the Genetic Engeneering Center of Solid Water is proud to open our labs to the world with the Design-A-Person™ Storefront!

Wanting the "perfect mate?" Wanting a few more specimens of that "perfect race?" Wanting elite soldiers with four arms? Wanting those fighter pilots in dual-seated fighters to "put their heads together" and work more as one entity? Need snipers with deadly accuracy? Or do you just want another person to keep you company at night and tell you that everything is al right and that they will not drop the bomb?

Today is your chance to get any, or all, of the above! Just specify the characteristics of your desired person, and we will do the rest!

Features available include, but are not limited to,
Sexual infertility/overactivity (for sex slaves/perpetuating the "perfect race")
More/less limbs (higher/lower ability to do work)
Higher/lower awareness (perfect soldier/perfect mindless drone)
Higher/lower dexterity (sniper/mindless drone)
Higher/lower intelectual ability (intelectually capable/mindless drone)
Any eye/hair color of the visible spectrum (cosmetic reasons)
More than one head (two-for-one opions)
More/less compassion (perfect companion/ruthless soldier)
Any eye structure (cosmetic reasons, we do anime eyes)
Any age at delivery/pickup (decreases waiting time)
Taller/shorter (various reasons)
More/less weight (various reasons)

We will also, if told to, implant any equipment into your person (such as better eyes or computerized tags for your convenience).

If you do not specify a category in your order, we will assume that you do not wish that category altered. (I.E. It is unnecessarry to state "Normal limb count" in your order.)

Due to the high cost and high skill of genetic engeneering, however, do not expect a cheap price. Also, minor changes to normal humans (only cosmetic changes) will cost less than the full "perfect soldier."

Due to lab space and workload, quantities will never exceed 10 persons per order.

Due to saftey concerns, we will be performing background checks on any country ordering perfect soldiers.

Miscelaneous Genetic Engeneering Available! Just state what you need, and we'll tell you an estimated price (if it's possible) and the date of pickup/delivery!

Cloning opportunities available, ask for more info.

Void where prohibeted.

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Employment opportunities available. The GE Center of Solid Water is an equal opportunity employer.

DISCLAIMER: The GE Center of Solid Water is in no way responsible for the use or misuse of the products from the Design-A-Person™ Storefront. The GE Center of Solid Water is in no way stating that such gentic engeneering is moral or should be done, we are merley providing potential coustomers with the ability to do so at their own risk. This store does in no way imply morals for or against genetic engeneering. The opinions implied may not nescessarially be the views of the Solid Water government, other companies in Solid Water and/or the employees of the GE Center of Solid Water.

OOC: You could just ignore the disclamier and go to attack the comapny... kind of like Bush Jr. ignoring the Geneva Convention.

Meanwhile, BUMP

And now, the GE Center of Solid Water annouces that we will clone any human you send the genetic code for!

OOC: Bump.

OOC: BUMP, what does it take to get some RP around here!

"I am very interested in this technology and will invest plenty of money in it, should it prove well on my personal...entertainment list, and my plans of perpetuating the high blood of the Royal Family. If you can, I would like for you to clone a woman-highly attractive mind you-with high intelect, and brainwash her into being madly in a love with yours truly.

Should you do so, you have the thanks of my people and myself, for women of high calibre and royal status are hard to find nowadays within the Empire, and should one suggest a foriegn bride I should have them shot. So, I want one really smart, hot chick, with an overactive reproduction system to help provide me with many children. Cash or check?"

Emperor Tiberius Stewart

"Ah, but of course," said the CEO of GE Center of Solid Water (GECSW), Ken Komusaji, as he scanned the letter. He turned to his secretary and said, "I want the Emperor to be shown the best of what we can do. Let them lose." And so, the genetic engeneers worked tirlelessley throughout the night, finding up the right genes for the specimen being produced.

This was, by no means, a new process. After the government succesfully legalized cloning human embryos and other genetic experimentation, the entire industry took off. GECSW was what remained from all the contendants: a monoply in the Genetic Manipulation industry.

A confidential letter was was wired to Emperor Tiberius Stewart:
"We thank you for your interest. Your future bride shall be ready for pickup or transportation within the next two weeks. This time delay is caused by the growing and educating the person to fit your description.

She should be able to provide you with a child a month or so, any faster a rate would be too riky, not that there is any risk for your future Royal Family with this current feature. The children, of course, will need to be raised like normal children, they are merely born faster. The aging process we produce at the lab is an artificial process and cannot be duplicated in nature without serious side effects such as lower life expectancy.

The total ammount due is $1,000,000. We pride ourselves with creating the best specimens and your satifaction is guaranteed 100% or your money back. We eagerly await your response on how she should be named and, eventually, deliverd to you.

Ken Komusaji, CEO of the Genetic Engeneering Center of Solid Water.

Can you quote a price first?

An small international firm, upon which any investigation would turn up nothing but dead ends and falsifications, thus sugesting it's purpose merely that of an untracible front, makes inquiories regaurding the ability to provide non-hunam hunamoid persons; genetic material is avalible if necessary. Costs associated with such work would also be desired.

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[code:1:c4a311db68]To: All Available Media Resources
Re: Genetic Modification as practiced by the Genetic Engeneering Center of Solid Water

The Al-Shi'ke Movement of Xaniqall finds these practices disgusting, and unnatural, and will seek further action against Solid Water should these operations not cease.

In Struggle,
Haji bin Saeed
Representative of the Al-Shi'ke Movement[/code:1:c4a311db68]

sheesh, do you need to poke your head into everything? well not everyrhing, but why make all of your posts about terorists?

sheesh, do you need to poke your head into everything? well not everyrhing, but why make all of your posts about terorists?

My nation has a lot of terrorists? We don't really have much else to do that would fall under international incidents.

And besides, I posted in that thread about being stranded on the island.

And fine, I'm deleting it.

The kevinngzh: Prices will vary wih what you order. A super-soldier couold cost anywhere from $10 million to $1 billion.

Single orders will never cost more than $1 Billion. Remember, we have a 100% satifaction guaranteed or your money back policy.

Kanuckistan: What exactly do you want? GECSW will gladly purchase more genetic material from you.

OOC: Bump. Last day of finals tommorow, so I will evenually RP more.

Pump up the bump.

What would you suggest for diplomats?

As in creating diplomats or creating persons for use by diplomats?

It's really up to you what we do. However, if you just want us to design the person, we will, at no extra charge, do that. But we storngly suggest on putting your own wishes as our tastes might differ from yours.

The Holy Empire of Eshli would like to "order" some "Super-soldiers"

The specifications are as follows:
5 of them
-Tall: 5' 11''
-Extremely intelligent
-proficient in 10 foreign languages(Not including Hebrew, Eshli's national language):English, French, Spanish, German, Russian, Chinese, Arabic, Portugese, Japanese, Greek
- Brown hair
- Green eyes
-High awareness
-high dexterity
-ruthless towards enemies, compassionate towards friends (and can now the diff. turn on/off)
-super vision(20/18)
-strong, but not overly muscular
-male
at delivery aged 22
-literate, learned in literature and philosophy (we like our soldiers to be more than just killing machines)
-god fearing individuals of the Jewish faith


The Holy Empire of Eshli is willing to pay HANDSOMELY for these men, and if this order is a success look forward to many future transactions, and possibly technology-trade.

Will that be Cash or Credit?

Diplomats:

Either gender
Slight sexuality increase (won't put up a fuss, but won't assert)
Normal limb count
Slight awareness increase
Normal dexterity
Very high intellect
Hazel, albino blonde
One head
Caucasian eyes
Early 20s
Slightly tall
Lean build

Diplomat's Assistents (one for one):

Opposite gender of respective diplomat
High sexuality
Normal limb count
Slight awareness increase
Slight dexterity increase
Slight intellect increase
Hazel, albino blonde
One head
Caucasian eyes
Early 20s
Slightly tall
Lean build

Oh I forgot to add...
Normal head and limb count
and caucasian-style eyes


Eshli

Muktar: $1 Billion for all four, there will be one male and one female diplomats and one male and one female assistant. Pickup or shipment upon payment.

Eshli: $5 Billion for all five. Pikcup or shipment upon payment.

Bumpage

The Archbishop and Supreme Engineer Aosar of the Machine cult sends his regards;

The Finnish Technocracy demands that you share your knowledge of genetics with us, or we shall attack you by handing out religious leaflets outside your shop!

Can you do something that does the oppisite of Viagra? Our people have gotten too... eh...
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff

Once upon a time the sale of human beings was condemned as slavery. The fact that human beings can now be ordered and grown in vats to specification does not make slavery right and in fact strips away any free will, even slaves from the earliest days of the original trade had a little hope of being some day free. Henceforth, the Imperial Navy shall board any Solid Water vessal that is suspected of transporting genetic slaves, and if that vessal is indeed carrying slaves the ship shall be forfeit as a prize, the slaves given benefits including schooling and Imperial citizenship, and the crews tried as pirates.

Once upon a time the sale of human beings was condemned as slavery. The fact that human beings can now be ordered and grown in vats to specification does not make slavery right and in fact strips away any free will, even slaves from the earliest days of the original trade had a little hope of being some day free. Henceforth, the Imperial Navy shall board any Solid Water vessal that is suspected of transporting genetic slaves, and if that vessal is indeed carrying slaves the ship shall be forfeit as a prize, the slaves given benefits including schooling and Imperial citizenship, and the crews tried as pirates.

I'm just looking for the oppasite of Viagra!

Slavery isn't justifiable and the arguments used in an attempt to do so are often rediculous, if not down right disgusting. However, we are curious, how can a human being be the direct opposite of a drug for old men who can't get it up? Logic would dictate that someone would simply not take such a drug if they wanted erectile disfunction.

Asiya Saleh,
Duchess Alexandria,
Director of Foreign Services

Sexual infertility/overactivity - Regular.
More/less limbs - Normal
Higher/lower awareness - Higher
Higher/lower dexterity - Higher
Higher/lower intelectual ability - Higher
More/less compassion - less
More/less weight - More (Muscle mass)
Eye Structure - We wish for more inhanced vision. Perfect vision.
Speed - Fast endurance runners
Other:

Quick to learn
Team player
Not prone to jealously
extremely loyal


We want 10 soldiers with this genetic make up. We will take them from their infancy, and raise them as Soldiers. Name your price.

Slavery isn't justifiable and the arguments used in an attempt to do so are often rediculous, if not down right disgusting. However, we are curious, how can a human being be the direct opposite of a drug for old men who can't get it up? Logic would dictate that someone would simply not take such a drug if they wanted erectile disfunction.

Asiya Saleh,
Duchess Alexandria,
Director of Foreign Services

Not if they've been up for six months! We've tried everything, porn is five dollars here at most! It's horrible, especially when 1/3 of the populace are nudists! We need help!
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach

We want 10 perfect soldiers specifically for covert operations and blackops. Thank you.

Money wired upon confirmation.

We ask only that they all be white males aged 18-32 and they be no shorter than 5 foot 10 inches tall.


Also we want a separate order of 10 super soldiers

Each should be a white male aged 19-24, extremely intelligent, able to show initiative, but not too much independence, they should have tremendously large sex drives (they'll be used to breed a race of super-men) they must each be at least 9 feet tall and I want them able to perfectly read the headline of a newspaper at 50 yards. I also want them to be able to run 1 mile in 2 minutes. Name any price.

[As much as I would love to continue this IC, I don't imagine we could without Solid Water putting up a parental advisory sort of thing and that's no longer possible because you can't edit thread titles. Anyway, just for clarification, it's not possible to have an erection for more than six hours (more than four and you ain't getting it up again after it goes down), never mind six months.)

[As much as I would love to continue this IC, I don't imagine we could without Solid Water putting up a parental advisory sort of thing and that's no longer possible because you can't edit thread titles. Anyway, just for clarification, it's not possible to have an erection for more than six hours (more than four and you ain't getting it up again after it goes down), never mind six months.)

OOC: Heh, I was just joking mon :p seriously...

A letter sent to Solid Water's "Design-a-Person" Headquarters:

Very well done! I am VERY impressed that someone has been able to perfect such a sought-after technology, and then have the political finesse to avoid a major religious/moral disaster! In recognition, we would inquire the price to purchase limited rights for this technology, but in the meantime, we would also like to make an up-front purchase:

10x Supersoldiers, designed as follows;

Sexual Activity: Below Average (but not completely gone)
Limb Count: Normal
Awareness: Extremely High
Dexterity: Extremely High
Intellectual Ability: Extremely High*
Eye Color: Blue
Head Count: Normal
Compassion: Average
Eye Structure: Set up for enhanced nightvision
Age: Early/Mid Twenties
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 160 lbs.
* ISDF wishes the intelligence to be as high as you can possibly make it.


Good luck with the religious whackos, and god speed:

ISAF Defense Minister, Kevin J. Cochran



Any price is acceptable, will be paid, no questions asked. (God bless a 49 trillion dolllar def. budget!)

Artitsa: We will perform a background check and get back to you.

The Island of Rose: We will see what can be done to create such a drug.

Communist Mississippi: We will perform a background check and get back to you.

Scandavian States: We have a disclaimer. Please read it. If you have read it, I ask that you remove your order for the Imperial Navy. I will also say that this is NOT slavery, because these people are treated with the utmost care (we get paid for it). If you are pro-life you will also realize that these people should be grateful that they are born. These people are not genetic slaves, they are people, as much as you or me, and are treated as such. We are only paid to create them (and deliver them, but you can pick yours up yourself).

Finnish Technocracy: Please log in and make your threats when you are logged in.

Anyone else who wants super-soldiers: You do realize they are normal people that can be killed with a shot to the head?

ISAF: We will perform a background check and get back to you.


[OOC: I'll be back online in a few hours.]

Private communique from the Lord Commander of Ximea:

"We're not into the whole human-buying thing. But it looks like you've got some spiffy genetic technology there. Do you have the capability to develop a retrovirus which, once injected into a normal human person, will imbue that person with enhanced strength, agility, speed, muscular and cardiovascular endurance, metabolism, and general health? Furthermore, can you increase resistance to disease and/or increase healing rates?"

The definition of slavery is the sale of human beings. How they are treated is inmaterial to any argument for or against slavery. While the Imperium opposes non-medical genetic manipulation, we would not take the steps we have if it weren't for the fact that these people are being sold like some expendable asset. The Imperial Navy's directive stands and Design-A-Person Incorporated is hereby warned to stop the practice of selling human beings.

[ooc: right, hmm, logged in now, apparrently anyways...]

I, Archbishop Aosar, demand that you share your knowledge of genetics with us, or we shall agressively distipute pamhplets in the vicinity of your enterprice! And we might even sneak up and start a religious discussion when your trying to relax and have a drink with your buddies in your favourite bar or other suitably relaxing and enjoyable enviorment.

Oh, and could you send me a, say, pack of twenty or so intelligent, quick learning and quick healing persons with diverse genetic pools and, say, extra pair of arms for good measure...

[ooc: sorry to spam, but I'm had a wee bit of a trouble with jolt & hotmail not getting along... ofcourse first I forgot my password...]

Kamata needs TEN Soldiers -- This will be an interesting order

We only have several specifications. Make everything else random

1) Great Vision
2) Very Strong/Muscular
3) 5 Female - 5 Male
4) Computer Brain Implant (So that we can teach them all we need to know almost instantly, and program mission specs into them)

This will be our special ops/president secure team. They must be fertile, and we would like to recieve them... not alive yet. (Have a button on a tube that I can press to wake them up, but will not do anything except breathe until we tell them to or program them.)

Iuthia would like to note that we are generally opposed to the text-book definition of slavery and that we would like to see rights for these people being created...

Oh screw it, who are we kidding, to be honest this is something of a none issue which while it is disliked by Iuthia we aren't really interested in doing much about it. Of course, we will make a note to add Solid Water to our black list, though all this really does is make our markets unable to trade with yours (and visa versa) and possibly have a mild political effect where we will be unwilling to help you (which isn't much as I'm sure you will know).

So, meh, we'd like to see some better practices from your nation but thats your choice... I'm not about to piss about with your laws, we respect your nations soveriegnity and your right to make your own laws, seeing as your society doesn't seem to be opposed to these practices it would be pointless to try and change your nation by force even if we did have a lact of respect for another nations legitimate rule.

Artitsa: $7 Billion. They will be ready within one week.

Communist Mississippi: $7 Billion for the first order; $12 Billion for the second. Total of $19 Billion. Both will be ready for pickup within one week.

ISAF: $7 Billion. They will be ready for pickup within one week.

Kamata: $7 Billion for unborn fetuses, $8 billion for aged (to mid-tewnties) soldiers with same "press button to wake" mechanism.

Ximea: I imagine enhanced strength (etc) is possible, but such technology has not yet been developed. However, faster healing and disease resistance is possible. Would you like to hear more?

Finnish Technocracy: $8 Billion. Ready within one week. [OOC: also, you should read the Known Problems page and try pushing the "Forgot your password" link.]

Iuthia (?): Thank you. However, GECSW is not responsible for the treatment of these individuals once they are shipped or picked up by the ordering country. They are, nonetheless, given the best care in our facilities. We also realize that these individuals have feelings and are not to be treated like a commodity.

Scandavian States: You get your own post, but that will come later.

Is that eight billion apice for mid twenties or total?

Thank you so much!

Eight billion total. Will you be picking them up or should we risk sending them to you?

*Money Wired*

I will pick them up when ready. A transport helicopter will be sent with 5 armed guards and 5 scientists. We will then send a 5-fighter escort when the chopper leaves your nations border.

Iuthia (?): Thank you. However, GECSW is not responsible for the treatment of these individuals once they are shipped or picked up by the ordering country. They are, nonetheless, given the best care in our facilities. We also realize that these individuals have feelings and are not to be treated like a commodity.

OOC: Yeah, I'm Iuthia... I've got to sort out my account some time but I'm lazy, so meh, this puppet does me well.

IC: Of course, we will have to keep you on the Black List purely on the acceptance that which your nation does seem to try and assure these people good conditions, it doesn't change the fact that they are commodities and they are forced into being sold, unless I'm mistaken and it's more of a transfer (such as a football player) in which case they would have to agree to such a transfer and the nations they are to be placed will have to sign contracts stating they will assure their good treatment and respect as through it was one of their citizens.

In which case these people can chose if a nation is unsuitable for them to transfer to.

In this latter case we may concider the Black Listing dropped, or perhaps similar arrangement... however if it is forced then I will not be able to let it slide.

In eithercase Iuthia isn't threatening you, nor forcing change, only trying to make sure that the people we deal with are suitable for trade and relations with Iuthia.

Thanks,

Ambassidor Kayla Harmone, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps

7 Billion wired.

[/I]Where are my pills???[/I]

Sexual infertility/overactivity - Regular But Likes to Cuddle Often so slightly evelvated
More/less limbs - Normal
Higher/lower awareness - Normal
Higher/lower dexterity - Normal
Higher/lower intelectual ability - Normal
More/less compassion - less
More/less weight - Slightly Less
Eye Structure - Normal
Speed - Nomal



Other:This is a Reqest From the ECF President,
Image of other Physical Fetures, I'm taking you up on your anime offer.
http://home.primus.ca/~trevor.worthy/misccels/poke05_sm.jpg

http://www.bisafans.de/tv/char/i/011_01.jpg


Interest in Romance with a Normal sex drive but enjoys to cuddel quite a bit. She needs to be very compsneete.

1 Billion Dollars do we have a deal?
Being a Future nation we want to avoid shipping it to our mainland and we will beam her up and will see that she is brought into a realstion ship nice and slow.
tell us when and where we can beam her up.

Communist Mississippi: $7 Billion for the first order; $12 Billion for the second. Total of $19 Billion. Both will be ready for pickup within one week.





Money wired.

The Island of Rose: How many do you want?

East Coast Federation: $1 billion. Pickup in one week.

Thank you very much.
I need company on ECF's 1st Deep Space Mission.

* 1 week later*
*
Captain(me): beam her up and beam the money down!
Crewman:Aye
* teh Beaitful women appeared on deck*
Her: You must be him as she runs up and gives the Captain a Hug*
Thank you.
Have you recived the money?
Infact you did such a good job we would like to offer you a food replicator and incustgions how to create them.

PS Sorry about my spelling i'm at my uncles and he has one of those werid flexible keyboards

Thank you for shopping at the GECSW!

The Island of Rose: How many do you want?

East Coast Federation: $1 billion. Pickup in one week.

We want the ingrediants to them, please it's urgent!

The Island of Rose: Since your country has 394 Million people, we are willing to supply 394,000,000 packages (15 doses each, in the form of pills, for a grand total of 5.91 billion doses) of desired drug for $2.50 each, for a total of $985 Million.

We can get that many pills in about 4 days. If you want daily shipments of 98.5 million packages, that is available as well, with first shipment shipping in 24 hours.

[OOC: LOL]

The Diplomat runs away from 10 nudists that are chasing him.

*clears throat*

Bleh, I'll pay it from the Presidential Fortune. Now get those here.... now. Hurry!
Sergei Ilyanov

*wires money*

OOC: I aim to please

sex: female
Sexual infertility/overactivity: Infertile, but with a hyperactive sexuality (high sexuality to match normal Callisdrunians)
More/less limbs: normal
Higher/lower awareness: as high as possible
Higher/lower dexterity: as high as possible
Higher/lower intelectual ability: as high as possible
eye/hair color: black hair, black eyes
More than one head: um... no
More/less compassion: cautious but compassionate once trust has been established
eye structure: must be suited to see extremely well in the dark
age at delivery/pickup: 22
Taller/shorter: shorter
More/less weight: less
speed: extremely fast
body temperature: 80 degrees fahrenheit
alcohol tolerance: very high
must be resistant to most diseases and toxins
skin color: deathly pale
must be extremely clever/shrewd
must be able to listen to multiple conversations at the same time
must be fluent in (besides Callisdrunian): English, French, Latin, Russian, German, Spanish, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese and Arabic
must be extremely quick to learn.
must have a photographic memory
if you can engineer charisma, a lot of that would be nice, too.
must be extremely loyal.

We would like you to make only one. This is to be kept entirely secret. If inquiring as to the function we have in mind for her would help, simply ask.

What's the going rate on Ubermenschs nowdays?

OOC: Design-A-Person, what are they going think of next?

i would like 10 perfect assasins
sex:male
fertilaty: mediem
limbs: normal
awarnes:high as possible
dexterity: high as possible
interlectual: high as possible
eye colour: black
hair colour: black
eye structure: night vision and very acurate sight
age at pick up: 20
hight: average
weight: as low as possible
speed: high as possible
tempriture: low
alchole tolorence: high as possible
poison/toxin/disease tolerence: high as possible
skin colour: white
loyalty: high as possible
must be able to notice small details
must be able to listen to more than 5 things at once
must be fluent in as many languages as possible
must be quick to learn
must be dyslexic/photographic memory
extreme charisma

there is a small genetic code that i would like you to place into all ten of these assasins. this code will be sent with the money. this will only have the affect on the brain of the persons by giving them certain abilities. these being telepathis, telekinetic, empathic etc. so do not worry if they start to do these things.

Hmmm, Interesting. Our Genetics program is more than capable to acheive these odd subjects. We aren't, however, too arrogant as to overlook a possible improvment on our own tehniques. As such, we would like to aquire enough of your drones to sample your full range of modifications, good and bad. The idea that our own sewer clones could have four arms is intriguing. Though I am surprised by the ammount of "Super soldier" orders you've received, for all they know you could be selling them defects! And they'd be non the wiser, which is preposterous, of course.

Lord Reilock Coratha
High Commander of Foolish Pesants

A wealthy private citizen within Calcan has ordered the following:

Sexual infertility/overactivity: Normal Sex Drive, extremely above average skills)
Higher/lower awareness: As high as possible
Higher/lower dexterity: As high as possible
Higher/lower intelectual ability: As high as possible
Any eye/hair color of the visible spectrum: Eyes hazel, hair strawberry blonde, about half strawberry, half blonde
More/less compassion: Very slightly below average compassion
Any age at delivery/pickup: Birth
Taller/shorter: Total height at end of growth 1.9 meters
More/less weight: Normal as would be, but engineer him to have low bodyfat.
Sex: Male
Speed: On the upper end of what a baseline human could achieve
Body temperature: 310.5 Kelvin (99.23 Fahrenheit)
Race: Caucasian, specifically, Scandinavian/Irish cross
Build: Light, flexible, thin yet muscular (but not too muscular)
Make him athletic. And, if as other people have asked, you can engineer charisma, then please give him the maximum amount possible. Also, make him as attractive as possible, but don't make it seem artificial.

Sexual infertility/overactivity: Normal Sex Drive, extremely above average skills
Higher/lower awareness: As high as possible
Higher/lower dexterity: As high as possible
Higher/lower intelectual ability: As high as possible
Any eye/hair color of the visible spectrum: Eyes hazel, hair strawberry blonde, about half strawberry, half blonde
More/less compassion: Very slightly below average compassion
Any age at delivery/pickup: Birth
Taller/shorter: Total height at end of growth 1.8 meters
More/less weight: Normal as would be, but engineer her to have low bodyfat for a female.
Sex: Female
Speed: On the upper end of what a baseline human could achieve
Body temperature: 310.5 Kelvin (99.23 Fahrenheit)
Race: Caucasian, specifically, Scandinavian/Irish cross
Build: Light, flexible, thin yet muscular (but not too muscular)
Make her athletic. And, if as other people have asked, you can engineer charisma, then please give her the maximum amount possible. Also, make her as attractive as possible, but don't make it seem artificial.

OOC: sorry for the delay..

IC: Money wired.

[*looks at watch and frowns* I thought you said I'd get a post aaaaaaaaaallll to myself?]

Solid Water: We would definitely be interested in learning more about your retroviral capabilities.

Callisdrun: We work with no questions asked. $1 Billion. Ready in one week.

The Water Cooler: Ubermenschs?

Bel-shamaroth: $10 Billion. Ready in one week. [OOC: I can't do psychic stuff unless your naiton has that regularly.]

Foolish Pesants: This is just a way for interested buyers to get high-endurance assins (and the like). Wheras your normal assisn might crumble under the sheer pressure of their work, those ordered from here should not. They go beyond and above the expectaitions of your normal human. However, we are disturbed that you call these people "clones" as they are not, they are combinations of strands of DNA that we have managed to isolate, creating the nescesarry traits. Mind you, we have been isolating these strands since embryonic studies were legalized [OOC: I've always legalized embryonic studies.]

Calcan: $2 Billion. Ready in one week.

[Scandavian States: OOC: We are not one to let you off the hook that easily. Not only will you get your own post, but you will also get your own thread.]

Ximea: What exactly do you have in mind? The only thing we ask you do not ask to buy are extremley dangerous viruses. We will not be selling them. Viruses can be more destructive than nukes and their effects linger for much longer. They can be made to create extreme pain, extremley fast death or just disease to cripple enemy forces. However, because viruses tend to get transmitted easily, we will think thrice before creating any or selling them. [OOC: TG me.]

MESSAGE! MESSAGE!
PRIORITY Z!
From Red Tide
To (Insert Corporation name here) Corp.
The Supreme Commander would like a single human for his... personal delightment.
Gender:Female(duh)
Sexual infertality/fertality:Non... but LOVES too cuddle(I dont plan on having any children... but the Supreme Commander is a lonely guy)
Awareness:HIGH!
Dexteriaty:HIGH!
Intelectual:HELL YEAH HIGH!
Compassion:Absolutely LOVES the Supreme/hates the Supreme Commanders enemies/ average towards everyone else
Hight:5'9(2 inches shorter than the Supreme Commander)
Wieght:As thin as you can get her too look attractive WITHOUT getting her too thin
Speed:Normal
Race:Russian(The Red Tide race)
Language:Russian, English
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Red
Name:Kory McKenna
We will pay all the way up too 1 billion dollars for just ONE of these... and we only want ONE!
END MESSAGE!

Callisdrun: We work with no questions asked. $1 Billion. Ready in one week.



Money paid.

[Oh ho, a challenge! I look forward to properly introducing myself.]

However, we are disturbed that you call these people "clones" as they are not, they are combinations of strands of DNA that we have managed to isolate, creating the nescesarry traits. Mind you, we have been isolating these strands since embryonic studies were legalized [OOC: I've always legalized embryonic studies.]

OOC: I can safely back up that Foolish Pesants (one of the many nations in Urbanites) has been into genetic modification for a very long time, their nation is almost as old as mine and they have spent generations getting thier entire population modified with the defective citizens becoming their nations national animal... something of a problem in the nation almost.

So I'm kinda not surprised they have reacted like this... but meh, they spent stupid amounts of resources and lack of ethics to get as far as they have at great cost, so it kinda balences out.

Then again, we hardly know much about them IC, the little contact I've had is with some of his soldiers in my jungle thread helping me and a load of other nations out, I only know they are modified because of physicals taken on all the soldiers... though I'm sure the diplomatic corps are asking more questions about it.

IC:

Refering to an older point made on this topic [a page or so back] we are interesting in knowing if you offer your creations the choice to be sold or not, this doesn't mean they will disagree, only that they have free will and can agree to go to a nation or not... something like this would mean that any nations buying such a person would have to "employ" them on contract in a sense, such a contract would include rights for the person and make your company less objectionable...

Afterall, you would only be recruitment agency which builds recruits on demand who are automatically offered a job which they are suitable for and are ensured good conditions.

The economic feasability of this would need to be looked into, but it would be a more acceptable stance all around.

Thank you for shopping at the GECSW!
We need 10 More Females of that nature to act as nurses on our new coloney. But make sure they all look different from the orginal.

Red Tide2: Done. $1 Billion. Pickup in one week.

Scandavian States: Here it is. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=341706)

Noitan Teppup: Thank you for your advice. We are seriously considering in instituting such a system.

East Coast Federation: $4 billion. Pickup in one week.

We want anthor order which we will pay for we messed up!
lSexual infertility/overactivity - Regular But Likes to Cuddle Often so slightly evelvated
More/less limbs - Normal
Higher/lower awareness - Normal
Higher/lower dexterity - Normal
Higher/lower intelectual ability - Normal
More/less compassion - massive/consant love/compassion
More/less weight - Slightly Less
Eye Structure - Normal
Speed - Nomal
this is for Captain/president Willing who just wants a loving wife and not one who just wants it all.
The 1st one is like a drone and never talks!
Please take our completed nd proopal done oder from.

Other:This is a Reqest From the ECF President,
Image of other Physical Fetures, I'm taking you up on your anime offer.
http://home.primus.ca/~trevor.worth...s/poke05_sm.jpg

http://www.bisafans.de/tv/char/i/011_01.jpg

$250 million. We have a 100% satisfaction guaranteed policy. If you would like this order to be reaplaced in the future, we would ask that you send your order back with an explanation of what went wrong and we'll send you a replacement free of charge.

Yes this is wrong, do you think about the feelings of the genetically created people? They are PEOPLE, and you can't force them to be a soldier or a mate. IT IS WRONG TO DO STUFF LIKE THIS. The People's Republic of Vistadin has already banned the sale of human beings and we strongly oppose your crazy actions.

Solid Water: Though it may be late at this point to ask for an additional trait, is there any way you could make the person a Callisdrunian nationalist?

The Nation of Atlantis finds these acts disgusting, and irresponsible. No mortal deserves the right to be called god to anyone. We were placed on this earth to live. I am appalled at the level of technology that has advanced in this world. Why not use this technology for better things, such as stuff to clean this earth up. The wars have scarred this earth. Its sad. Very sad.

Features available include, but are not limited to,
Sexual infertility/overactivity (for sex slaves/perpetuating the "perfect race") Fertility but strong abstinence drive.
More/less limbs (higher/lower ability to do work) Normal.
Higher/lower awareness (perfect soldier/perfect mindless drone) Highest.
Higher/lower dexterity (sniper/mindless drone) Highest.
Higher/lower intelectual ability (intelectually capable/mindless drone) Highest.
Any eye/hair color of the visible spectrum (cosmetic reasons) Any color.
More than one head (two-for-one opions) Normal.
More/less compassion (perfect companion/ruthless soldier) Some.
Any eye structure (cosmetic reasons, we do anime eyes) Any.
Any age at delivery/pickup (decreases waiting time) 25.
Taller/shorter (various reasons) Tall, preferable eight feet.
More/less weight (various reasons) Large muscle mass.

Could I get a price on these?

money wired

i have taken the gentic code from a number of my citizens and copied it. these copes have now been sent to you. these are the codes for the extra abilities.

$250 million. We have a 100% satisfaction guaranteed policy. If you would like this order to be reaplaced in the future, we would ask that you send your order back with an explanation of what went wrong and we'll send you a replacement free of charge.
She seemed quite happpy with interacting with the crew and finding a husband of her choice she then turned into a mindless drone,Just an error on your part
The new one has picked the captain as her husband and is now living happliy with him on ECf's 1st deep space mission.
Thanks

Sexual infertility/overactivity - Regular.
More/less limbs - Normal
Higher/lower awareness - Very Very High
Higher/lower dexterity - Higher
Higher/lower intelectual ability - Higher
More/less compassion - Very low
More/less weight - More (Muscle)
Eye Structure - Perfect vision(Night and Day alike)
Speed - Fast as you can get it

Money wired.

*tag*

Where is Solid Water? This is taking forever...

Secret IC:
What would the price be for 10 identical male:

High Awareness
High Dexterity
High Intellectual Ability
Low Compassion
Brown Eyes
Brown Hair
5' 11"
24 Years

Public IC: These acts are apalling and must stop immediately!

The Perfect Soldier sounds overly ruthless, manipulative and downright evil. As such, it is the spirit of Miratha. At least its rulers. Though, what do slaves know?

4 assassins, 2 male, 2 female. High fertility. 4 arms. Incredibly high awareness, dexterity and intellect. Pitch-black eyes, flesh and hair; teeth must be pearl white. 24 years. 100 pounds, 6 feet. Compassion only towards the other three, me and my secretary Morkath (this must include loyalty). Must overcome pregnancy within a week. 20/18 (better than perfect, I surmise) vision in daylight and nightlight. Must be equipped with top hat and metal longstaff. Must have training in the fine art of assassinery.
We will consider employment, but only if you first reveal what the benefit to us is. High wages and discounts on soldiers would be good.
If I am satisfied with my assassins, I will consider buying more.

If I discover any attempt to keep me and my assassins, the perpretrator will find themselves at night with their head on a pike. If you want, I'll send you video footage as proof that I am serious.

Top hats, Miratha?

[Indeed, where is Solid Water? He logged into his nation less than a day ago yet he hasn't posted in this thread nor the one about the lawsuit in two days. Tsk.]

On behalf of our beloved king, I would like to purchase two of your products.

#1

Name:Gabrielle

Sex - Female
Age - 20
Height - 5' 11"
Eyes - Grey
Hair - Black

Sexual infertility
Highest awareness possible
Highest dexterity possible
Highest intellectual ability possible
Compassion a little above "normal"

#2

Name:William

Sex - Male
Age - 18

Sexual infertility
Higher awareness
Higher intellectual ability

Also, would it be possible to obtain a copy of the genetic record for these two? While we have neither the technology or the inclination to create more, we would like them just in case you are incapable of replacing them at a later date.

Natalie Reynolds
Mistress of Staff, Duchess of Winston

Ab-shalom and curious greetings,

Our Sultan would inquire if you do animals as well as people, as we have something of a problem continuing the life of an endangered species our people have something of an attachment to because of national pride.

Should it be possible to "recreate" 20 breeding pairs of the Tabu Nekku with a somewhat higher breeding success rate then current - either by increasing litters or changing the cycle to a twice-yearly event; and a second group of 20 breeding pairs adapted to jungle climate, the Sultan would see it as a proper reward to send 20 billion USD equivalent in precious gems to your establishment. The caveat is the "new" genes be dominant, but the "created" versions be acceptable to native individuals, both bipedal and quadroped. We do not want a new species, merely to extend the numbers of the ones which do exist.

If this is not acceptable, we ask for six days to have the stones converted to USD.

Go in Peace,

Namaste,
Raahmid Javani
Grand Vizier,
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva

OOC: I'd like a quote on one unit of the following. Pls tg result.

Muscle growth to be faster and more extensive
Bones to be thickened
Second heart
Third 'Purification' lung (Able to filter harmful substances from air such as chemicals/toxins)
Ribcage to be a solid shell, rather than normal cage
Senses of smell/taste/sight/hearing all to be greatly improved
Intelligence to be far above normal
Greatly increased longetivity

All modifications to be done on subject supplied by myself.

Is that by any chance a copy of a Space Marine?

OOC: Uh...It might be. A bit.

[OOC: Sorry for the inactivity. However, I fully intend to do a revamp of the store in a new thread. Something about how the process works will definatley be included. However, it's too effing hot here for me to concentrate on doing that for too long.]

Callisdrun: More or less so than if you hadn't told us before.

Modern Atlantis: And what prevents these people from living, I might ask?

Shessara: How many do you want? $750 million each.

Bel-shamaroth: [OOC: Ok then, psychich abilities it is.] Thnk you.

Apple Zer0: How many? $750 million each.

Kraknokistan: [Secret IC: seeing as how they are identical, $4 Billion.]

Miratha: Done. $4 Billion. Top hats it is.

Scandavian States: [OOC: I imagine you'll have less of a problem with this after I'm done with me new storefront. Whenvever that may be...]

Newport Medium: Done. $1 Billion.

Vastiva: We can do this to animals, however, unless the bipedal and quadroped can mate in nature, we cannot make them mate with the ones you will recieve. Gems are perfectly acceptable. Could you please send us the conditions in the jungle so we know the conditions that these need to adapt to? Also, would you like them delivered (or picked up) at birth or at maturity?

Galachorr IV: Will send TG.


All pickups/deliveries in one week. (Except Galachorr IV, i'll TG you.)

[Somehow I doubt that, because if you continue to sell people it's still slavery. Are you planning on continuing the other thread?]

His Highness thanks you, and hopes that we can do further business in the future. Your payment wiil arrive via naval courier in a day or so.

Natalie Reynolds
Mistress of Staff, Duchess of Winston

I will take 1 25 yr old male, 6'1", 190lbs, red hair, standard brown eyes, higher intellectual, higher dexterity, high awarness, all other standard human.

Kraknokistan: [Secret IC: seeing as how they are identical, $4 Billion.]


Secret IC: We'll take 'em! *Money wired*
Public IC: We fully condemn these atrocious acts!

Al-Imvadjah: Done in one week. $250 million.

Thank you for shopping at the Genetic Engeneering Center of Solid Water!

[OOC: Sorry for the inactivity. However, I fully intend to do a revamp of the store in a new thread. Something about how the process works will definatley be included. However, it's too effing hot here for me to concentrate on doing that for too long.]


Vastiva: We can do this to animals, however, unless the bipedal and quadroped can mate in nature, we cannot make them mate with the ones you will recieve. Gems are perfectly acceptable. Could you please send us the conditions in the jungle so we know the conditions that these need to adapt to? Also, would you like them delivered (or picked up) at birth or at maturity?



I believe there has been a misunderstanding in translation, for which I humbly apologize.

Our desire is that the animals "produced" be acceptable to our people (bipeds) as in "indistinguishable from the naturally produced item" and to the native animals of the same type (quadropeds) as in "they'll breed with your versions".

Maturity would be preferable, thank you.

Namaste,
Raahmid Javani
Grand Vizier,
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva

[attachment: conditional report of colonial jungle terrain, biologist reports]

Top hats, Miratha?

OOC: I'll make a long story short. Mayor Kabapus is nuts. Furthermore, he wants his assassins to look like him.
Mayor Kabapus...
-Is trained with a metal longstaff
-Wears a top hat (nuts!)
-Has pitch-black skin and eyes. And pearly-white teeth.
-Has a magical black diamond with ludicrous powers.
-Has only 2.5 arms, unfortunately (one disappears and reappears whenever Kabapus uses his Black Diamond).
And that black diamond has to do with everything. It would feel like godmoding if he didn't have a lot of weaknesses and I hadn't written out Mayor Kabapus' history long before I played NationStates.

IC: When will my assassins be sent? As soon as I receive them, the money will be wired to you... After a week. If this is too long to wait, then I'll wire it immediately, along with the Tape.

$750 million each.

I would like 10.

7.5 billion wired.

Vastiva: We are sorry for the mistake. The will be airlifted within the next 24 hours.

Miratha: They will be airlifted within 24 hours.

Shessara: Again, they will be sirlifted within 24 hours.

From: Scientist-General Isaac Downings
Novgovan Military, Experimental Division would like:

3 men, 3 women
Very High awareness (doesn't have to be the highest, I have no intention to use them in military purposes)
Higher dexterity (doesn't have to be the highest, just at least a bit above normal)
Highest possible intelectual ability
No specific hair color (random, but not artificial hair colors) but for eyes I want Emerald green eyes (for identity purposes)
Normal in terms of compassion ( I don't want compassion to cloud their judgment, but I don't want them to be ruthless either.)
18 years or early adulthood should suffice
I want everyone to be exactly 6'

Ah yes and make them very attractive, too.
And make sure they have the best sight and hearing as possible without implants.


-You will be paid automatically upon written acceptance of this message.

What's the word on our retrovirus?

Novgova - $3 Billion. Pickup in one week.

Ximea - word's at the new storefront. (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=343288)


THIS STOREFRONT IS NOW CLOSED.

Please visit the new storefront (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=343288).