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FWS TEUTONIC KNIGHTS INTELLIGENCE SERVICES ARE PROUD TO OFFER VIDEO/DVD RECORDINGS OF ACTUAL INTERROGATIONS THAT TOOK PLACE IN THE CENTRAL HQ OF SECRET POLICE IN RHODES CITY.


The methods of the Teutonic Knights Intelligence Services and the Army Secret Police have never been exposed before... Get your copy now, before they're all gone... You'll see how people are "taken for a swim", "given a bath", "left to hang around", "enjoy the nice ceiling fan", you'll see how the female captured terrorists "get to know the guards better", and much much more... Call now

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Note: By "taken for a swim" that means we take them in a helicopter and drop them about 20 miles in the ocean over a pack of sharks.
By "enjoy a bath" we mean in a tub of Hydrochloric Acid.
By "Left to hang around" We mean we hang them upside down and beat them with clubs.
By "enjoy the nice ceiling fan" we mean we tie their hands behind their back, tie them off to a ceiling fan. Rotate the fan but hold their legs steady, after enough turns of the fan, the back breaks.
By "Get to know their guards better"... Well you all know what that means.

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Yes... Well he is such a genius... His idea was making him lots of money... And FWS specializes in taking other nations stuff, tweaking it slightly, and then selling it as original...

Our Elephant Transport/Attack Helicopter is a total rip off of the Mi-24 Hind.

FWS will also me making a video game based on the recent outbreak of the zombie virus... Title will be "Bio-Weapons Outbreak"

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we need a copy. President Athena Vathwood will personally chew the DVD and then spit it in a bonfire.