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As part of our arms for freindly nations program Magdha is GIVING away one nuclear warhead to Capitalist nations. Ask If you want one.

NO POPULATION OR AGE REQUIREMENTS- JUST BE CAPITALIST!!!!!!!!!!

Can I have one, or two, perhaps three...maybe five?

[Can't be capitalist and not want more :)]

Thank God! The last nukes we had were back in December I think. They weren't ours. We found them in the ocean. But we'll take one.

Can I have one, or two, perhaps three...maybe five?

[Can't be capitalist and not want more :)]

Sign up for my Capitalist alliance and I'll give you 10!!!! plus five ICBMS!!!!!

Thank God! The last nukes we had were back in December I think. They weren't ours. We found them in the ocean. But we'll take one.

This deal is only for Capitalist Nations who believe in Lassez-Faire.

Sign up for my Capitalist alliance and I'll give you 10!!!! plus five ICBMS!!!!!

We don't really need the bombs, usually Hamptonshire gets a free or very low cost nuclear weapon, take out the fissionable material, processes it, and then sells it to commerical operations. Failing that, we use it for "Project Hades".

Thank God! The last nukes we had were back in December I think. They weren't ours. We found them in the ocean. But we'll take one.

This deal is only for Capitalist Nations who believe in Lassez-Faire.Who now?

youve got to be kidding me....

Sign up for my Capitalist alliance and I'll give you 10!!!! plus five ICBMS!!!!!

We don't really need the bombs, usually Hamptonshire gets a free or very low cost nuclear weapon, take out the fissionable material, processes it, and then sells it to commerical operations. Failing that, we use it for "Project Hades".

Fine then have five free nukes.

We hope that you will purchase weapons from Magdha, we find fellow Capitalist nations to be great allies.

We find this is a disgrace. Once more, Maghda hands out WMD's to potential rogue states simply becuase they are capitalist. Technocracia wouldnt dream of handing out free nukes to communists, because we'd get a stalinist lunatic trying to blow up the world. We suggest Maghda think the same way, after all, it only has to be one rogue state to set the world ablaze. You are perhaps taking your hatred of socialism too far, and if it goes further we could all end up with a world war. We suggest you be careful who you give nukes to.

This is outrageous, you're not even going to any sorts of checks on the nations? Simply because they're capitalist they can have a nuke? This indeed proves that capitalism is dangerous and agressive.

King Frederick VI has instructed me to accept this offering. We would only ever use such weaponary in defence of our great empire.

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King Frederick VI, the Auslandreich Empire

Rufai desires the deal for members of the alliance. 10 nukes and 5 ICMBs? Would this be possible? They would be used in defence of the alliance and capitalist countries.

Is this the right wing nation alliance? I am a member. However, if you have any weapons that can defend an ICBM attack, I will take it.

The United States of America the American, Mighty Capitalist Superpower™, wishes to recognize this great service to freedom offered by the honorable Maharajate of Magdha. We have also applied to join your capitalist alliance.

Your benevolence in defense of the free world from the evil empire is greatly appreciated. We will glady accept any gifts of weaponry your nation is able to contribute to ours, and pledge to use them in the defense of market liberty.

Do not let the trickery and lies of communist propaganda sway you. We all know the only reason they fear armed capitalist nations is because such a state of affairs interferes with their program of international revolution, summed up in their slogan, "workers of the world, unite!" They are cowardly, lazy, thieving scum eager to slaughter their social betters and "redistribute" the weath earned by others - to themselves. This has been proven through the entire history of communism. Communism is simply the grandest scheme of theft and murder ever imagined.

Cordially,
Richard Held
Secretary of Homeland Counter-Insurgency
The United States of America the American
Mighty Capitalist Superpower™

[quote="America the American"]Communism is simply the grandest scheme of theft and murder ever imagined.
quote]


Then capitolism is organised crime :lol:

Somebody hit this guy with SoT's Counterfeit Barrage...

I am officially classed as 'Capitalist Paradise', can I have a nuke?

I'll take some of those nuclear weapons off of you.

Yet again, a sign of capitalist war-mongering upon this planet, distributing WMD to the masses in favour of a profit - except that they may be used against you!

*Spits*

Capitalist scum.

Long Live the Socialist Revolution!

We wish to procure some of the launching devices of these nuclear warheads. If possible, please send us the warheads too. We are planning on wiping out some small communist nations soon, so we could use the dirty weapons.

I must issue a warning on behalf of the Secretary of Defence. If you do not show signs of stopping your open distribution of Weapons Of Mass Destruction in the next 12 hours, we will be forced to take action to stop this trade.

It is all well and good to possess a nuclear weapon, maybe even to sell it-but without any checks whatsoever? Unnaceptable!

Please take note and head our warning.

~Pabli

Ok now for me:

1) I actually have farily left-wing policies if you read my profile

2) I already have the nuclear deterrant so 1 more wont make any difference

3) Im not planning war with any other nations right now.

"What!" excalimed Premier Németh, "are you telling me that this nation is giving nuclear warheads away, for free!"

"Yes sir"

"get me my press secretary"

Premier Németh's Press Room

This senseless act is complete lunacy, it must be stopped at once by the nation involved, for they are being highly irrresponsible. For now, we will await there reaction, but be warned...

The Premier simply left the room without another word

Despite bad international press, Rufai wishes to know whether the weapons we requested are being dispatched.

Muktar's populace begins selling stock in Maghda's corporations like wildfire, and the value of their stock takes a serious blow.

please can I have some nukes? I'm capitalist and poor

As part of our arms for freindly nations program Magdha is GIVING away one nuclear warhead to Capitalist nations. Ask If you want one.

NO POPULATION OR AGE REQUIREMENTS- JUST BE CAPITALIST!!!!!!!!!!

I wish to recieve 30 warheads and 10 nukes.

Message to The Leader Of Magdha


We regret to be informed that you have shown no apparent signs of stopping this terrible trade, and therefore we are forced to take action against you. However, as it is clear that your economy is not going to be able to take the massive orders placed we will not damage it further by using a full scale war tactic. Instead we will force you to stop the trade trough other meens. You can expect our action to be swift and if you adhere to the forces demands no blood shall be shed.

Yours with regret,
Vice President Jim Carter

Message to The Leader Of Magdha


We regret to be informed that you have shown no apparent signs of stopping this terrible trade, and therefore we are forced to take action against you. However, as it is clear that your economy is not going to be able to take the massive orders placed we will not damage it further by using a full scale war tactic. Instead we will force you to stop the trade trough other meens. You can expect our action to be swift and if you adhere to the forces demands no blood shall be shed.

Yours with regret,
Vice President Jim Carter