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In accordance with FWS Law, The Forced Labor Act of 1964, all 36 million Mobutos of Mobutoland have hereby been declared as Detainees… They will be auctioned on the open market for a price of $ 25,000 per detainee. Total Value of all detainees is estimated at about USD 900 billion.

Rhodes Consolidated Slave Holdings Inc has been granted the rights to arrange the sale of 20 million of the detainees. Estimated 500,000,000,000 in contracts

Fascian Consolidated Slave Holdings Inc has been granted the rights to arrange the sale of 16 million of the detainees. Estimated 400,000,000,000 in contracts.

Whoever shall have the money shall be permitted to take possession of the detainees; whatever they choose to do with them is their own business. This is the most efficient way for massive depopulation of Mobutoland of natives. We don’t care if you buy them and free them, we just want them out of what we are now calling White Coastal Province. (Mobutoland has just been annexed into FWS as the 7th province of FWS)


( Forced Labor Act of 1964: Allowed for captured terrorists, insurgents, political dissidents, and others deemed “detainees” to be sold on the open market.)

We graciously accept FWS assistance for our nation... But we ask that you free the detainees and allow them to move to Angola... We'll get the money somehow... Just please give us time.

They can go to Angola. But not until we receive 25,000 per detainee. They should have thought about it before the farm attacks and cross border raids were launched... You come up with the money. And we'll let them all move into Angola.

Grays Hill doesnt like to sit by idly while two nations fight over detaniees. So I say give back every single detaniee, or you will have the might of the Grays Hillian army on your front, back, and everyother doorstep you can imagine.

Grays Hill doesnt like to sit by idly while two nations fight over detaniees. So I say give back every single detaniee, or you will have the might of the Grays Hillian army on your front, back, and everyother doorstep you can imagine.

Give them back how? We just annexed Mobutoland... Mobutoland approved the annexation... We own their nation now... We want the natives gone, but we don't like killing people. Would you be willing to accept 36 million blacks into your nation?

Send them back to where ever they came from and for free. Thats all I demand.

The URHP must insist that Fascist White States leave the "detainees" alone. There is a price for every action, and if FWS cannot deal with a native people living in its native land, then it should not have annexed the nation, even with permission. This is of course common sense, apparently something FWS lacks.

::Ministry of Foreign Affairs::

Send them back to where ever they came from and for free. Thats all I demand.


We just annexed where they came from... We don't want them... Will you take them? For a minor transportation fee, i'll send them to anybody who will take them.

'The Emperor will purchase all of the people, and then set them free after a minor construction project that is expected to last six months (game time), after which they will be made full citizens, with the pity of the Emperor behind them. They will be of course well feed, be given great standards of living, and full pay. We will take them all for one trillion dollars.'

FWS forces have already confiscated the entire Mobuto gold reserves of 300 billion USD in gold... We had to take compensation for their secretly producing more oil...

FWS produces about 18 million barrels of oil a day. Mobutoland agreed to produce 17.25 million barrels per day... We wanted the price to be set at USD 25 per barrel... But Mobutoland was secretly producing a total of about 26 million barrels per day... Thus we were losing millions as the price dipped to about 18 per barrel...

Bonstock joins Grays Hill in condemning the detaintion and demanding the release of the said persons, with no price. We also demand a withdrawl from Mobutoland by FWS. Until this happens, there will be no diplomatic relations between FWS and the Federal Republic of Bonstock.

'The Emperor will purchase all of the people, and then set them free after a minor construction project that is expected to last six months (game time), after which they will be made full citizens, with the pity of the Emperor behind them. They will be of course well feed, be given great standards of living, and full pay. We will take them all for one trillion dollars.'

Deal... Deal... Deal...


YES I NOW HAVE 2 more companies that will be on the Fortune List :)

Rhodes Consolidated Slave Holdings Inc.

Fascian Consolidated Slave Holdings Inc.

Each company is doing 500 billion worth of business for a total of 1 trillion

LRR will take all 36 million.

We detest your horrible, blind racism and condemn this blatent violation of human rights.

'The Emperor will purchase all of the people, and then set them free after a minor construction project that is expected to last six months (game time), after which they will be made full citizens, with the pity of the Emperor behind them. They will be of course well feed, be given great standards of living, and full pay. We will take them all for one trillion dollars.'

Bonstock condemns this purchase, and all diplomatic relations with Fluffywuffy are henceforth severed.

LRR will take all 36 million.

We detest your horrible, blind racism and condemn this blatent violation of human rights.

Already been sold to Fluffywuffy. But wait... There has been a new offer... BIDDING BEGINS AGAIN.

(OOC: What now happens: they will be free within 12 hours RL time, however, they are going to be building several military instalations all across the nation, with minimal pay, but with decent living standards and full educational oportunities.)

OCC:...Mobutoland is a FWS puppet... Oh well
Official Declaration
The Democratic Republic of Teh Ninjas commends all hostitlities against Mobutoland. We here think that the whole situation is strange.

OCC:Didn't feel like rping much.

The CEO Union of Soild Water has conferred about purchasing these detainees for 4 trillion.

Please give us informtation about their education and language.

CEO Union of Soild Water

The CEO Union of Soild Water has conferred about purchasing these detainees for 4 trillion.

Please give us informtation about their education and language.

CEO Union of Soild Water


They know fascians, english, and various tribal languages. They were seldom educated beyond knowing how to do manual labor, farming, mining, etc.

There is already a deal to sell them at 1 trillion... If the other guy is not willing to out bid you... They'll go to you..


LET THE BIDDING START THEN AT 4 trillion dollars for the 36 million detainees.

Auctioneer: "We have on the lot, 36 million prime negro specimens... Let the bidding begin at 4 trillion... Do I hear 5 trillion?"


Bidding will end at 11:30 PM eastern standard tonight.

FWS will be using all the confiscated Mobuto gold reserves (About USD 300 billion in gold) to buy many MiG-29s, MiG-31s, and Su-25s....

Also, we will be using the money to get our oil industry back on its feet... Mobuto oil scams nearly ruined us.

(OOC: What now happens: they will be free within 12 hours RL time, however, they are going to be building several military instalations all across the nation, with minimal pay, but with decent living standards and full educational oportunities.)


We've received a better offer from Solid water... Will you beat his offer?

This is sick. Human beings are not goods to be bought and sold. Native peoples were on the land first, it is theirs.

We are terribly sorry... We didn't mean to produce so much oil... We had no idea your oil industry was being ruined... Also we didn't know we were accidentally slant-drilling into your oil fields... We can pay you reparations if you just give us the time...

We are terribly sorry... We didn't mean to produce so much oil... We had no idea your oil industry was being ruined... Also we didn't know we were accidentally slant-drilling into your oil fields... We can pay you reparations if you just give us the time...


Well you did wreck our oil industry... Also, how can you not realize you're drilling slanted and into our oil fields?


10 trillion dollars in reparations is what I want. All your people will be freed, the fws army will leave mobutoland, and the land can revert back to your control... I know you don't have the money, you'll just have to see if the bleeding heart liberals will pay up on your behalf.

Soild Water advises Mobutoland to join the International Monetary Fund. There are $4 trillion available to loan from it. Soild Water would be happy to let Mobutoland to borrow $4 trillion more dollars through the IMF. If other countries could raise $2 trillion more, this situation will never rise to anything above debt.

If you do borrow said monies, could you please give an estimated time of repayal?

OOC:

Has anyone else noticed the startling similarities between the grammar and typing styles of Mobutoland and FWS, and the fact that Mobutoland appeared out of nowhere and succumbed to FWS in a matter of RL hours?

You know using your puppets as a way to make money is generally frowned upon as n00bish, FWS.

OOC: Had it not been a puppet i would have kicked FWS out of Mabutoland and invaded him, later enslaving all of his people and transfering them to the Fruit Islands for slave labour - This guy is damn lucky hes rping with his self and his left and right hands...

OOC: Had it not been a puppet i would have kicked FWS out of Mabutoland and invaded him, later enslaving all of his people and transfering them to the Fruit Islands for slave labour - This guy is damn lucky hes rping with his self and his left and right hands...

OOC:

Yea, all this is a 'Get rich quick' scheme using one of his puppets so he can say he has trillions of dollars to pump into defense. If anyone else noticed that Mobuto has to be FWS and is still RPing this, I'd have to say I'm kind of shocked at them.

I am not Mobutoland... We will register the same IP... We play from the same house... We're relatives... No crime there is it?

I am not Mobutoland... We will register the same IP... We play from the same house... We're relatives... No crime there is it?

OOC:

Yes, likely story. And even relatives vary in grammar and writing styles.

I am not Mobutoland... We will register the same IP... We play from the same house... We're relatives... No crime there is it?

OOC:

Yes, likely story. And even relatives vary in grammar and writing styles.

Believe what you want... It doesn't really matter. What matters is that FWS is 300 billion richer after confiscating all Mobuto gold reserves. Also we have confiscated the entire Mobuto Air force, which never made it into the air due to commandos seizing all the air bases. About 1,000 MiG-29s, 500 MiG-31s, 500 Mi-24s, 200 F-16s, 200 Su-25s. They also had about 3,000 Elephant T/A helicopters.


We will start confiscating works of art and such. We expect to get about 400 billion worth of art, statues, etc. Also about 100 billion in civilian property, cars, stocks, cash, guns, etc.

It's a good haul.

I am not Mobutoland... We will register the same IP... We play from the same house... We're relatives... No crime there is it?

OOC:

Yes, likely story. And even relatives vary in grammar and writing styles.

Believe what you want... It doesn't really matter. What matters is that FWS is 300 billion richer after confiscating all Mobuto gold reserves. Also we have confiscated the entire Mobuto Air force, which never made it into the air due to commandos seizing all the air bases. About 1,000 MiG-29s, 500 MiG-31s, 500 Mi-24s, 200 F-16s, 200 Su-25s. They also had about 3,000 Elephant T/A helicopters.


We will start confiscating works of art and such. We expect to get about 400 billion worth of art, statues, etc. Also about 100 billion in civilian property, cars, stocks, cash, guns, etc.

It's a good haul.

Even if anyone actually accepts your godmodding, have fun finding enough people to place in all those vehicles.

OOC:

Lame. Just purely lame. :roll:

OOC: Ok, chill out, both of you. Mobutoland needs to post what he has, FWS does not have the right to RP for a country.

Even if it is a get rich fast scheme, there are 36 million people up for auction.

OOC: Yeah 36 million FWS Puppet people. Nobody believes you FWS, give up the act.

To FWS:
[code:1:5713707c04] We need 1,000 fit males to serve as guinea pigs for the project Kali supervirus. Kali is a hemorragic fever like ebola except mortality is almost 100%. It return for the guinea pigs we will give you a sample of the Kali virus.[/code:1:5713707c04]

FWS has indeed managed to take over Mobutoland; all I can say is we shouldn't have cheated on the oil agreements. Oh well, we're screwed. Also, Fws and I are indeed relatives.

OOC: Don't lie. You're the same person. If you're not how about some proof? How about a picture with each of you holding up a sign with your nation's name on it?

Otherwise you're the same person.

OOC: Don't lie. You're the same person. If you're not how about some proof? How about a picture with each of you holding up a sign with your nation's name on it?

Otherwise you're the same person.


How about you offer evidence contrary... Innocent until proven guilty... Unless you can prove it... Well then you've got nothing. If you must know, he got tired of playing so he told me to annex him.

OOC: Similar if not the same grammar and sentence structure. Excessive use of (...). You rping his loses for him ( Godmodding btw). Want me to go on?

OOC:

Tired of playing? He's existed for 15 days and prior to this annexation had no posts. BS.

IC:

I urge anyone considering the purchase of these detainees to withhold any payments for the moment. Why will be made clear to you soon.

Mateo McGrath
President
Armed Dominon of Great Mateo

We demand their release. If it pleases them, send them to Corneliu. We'll take them for free from the racist state of FWS. If anyone purchases any slaves, war will be delcared upon them.

OOC: And that means a closed RP War!! too.

OOC:

Tired of playing? He's existed for 15 days and prior to this annexation had no posts. BS.

IC:

I urge anyone considering the purchase of these detainees to withhold any payments for the moment. Why will be made clear to you soon.

Mateo McGrath
President
Armed Dominon of Great Mateo

So he never was very active, he never had the time to play... He only registered because I bugged him to... He just got tired of the game and said, "Why don't you just annex me."

OOC: You cry for innoncent until proven guilty and wish the US government would be overthrown.....Wow that made a whole lot of a sense. Photographic evidence is required to prove Mobutoland and FWS aren't the same person.

OOC: You cry for innoncent until proven guilty and wish the US government would be overthrown.....Wow that made a whole lot of a sense. Photographic evidence is required to prove Mobutoland and FWS aren't the same person.

I'll have to get it tomorrow, I need to borrow a digital camera from somebody... Okay? Then will you be happy?

OOC: With signs of nation you are held up, then yes.