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That's right, during what's being called the quickest invasion ever, we had hundreds of cameras embedded in the Sentinel infantry ranks, capturing every bloody moment that occured. See exclusive satellite footage, tank cams, helmet cams, all in THX certified 5.1 surround sound! See in infamous "beach bloodbath" scene were thousands of Hungarian innocents were butchered to pieces! Hear every scream as vividly as if you were there!

This 2 disc set includes a second disc containing special features, including comments from Lord Damien himself, and exclusive never-before-seen briefing room footage. From incursion to extermination, see every blood soaked minute as it happened, with timeline options available in the easy to navigate menu. Click the severed head for secret DVD extras!

Millions of DVD's have been produced and are ready for you to add to your movie collection! A must have for the die hard military enthusiast! Only $21.00 + shipping and handling (extra $5), order your copy today!


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Rockstar Games Presents...

The Massacre of Austo Hungary video game!!!

That's right, the makers of Grand Theft Auto III have done it again! Play through 6 challenging levels, including the beach landing, urban assults, aerial bombardments, etc. Play as either the imposing Sentinels to crush the Hungarian menace, or play as the helpless Hungarians and try to repel the vicious Sentinel attack (but that wouldn't be too fun, now would it?).

Beautifully rendered graphics are mixed with actual battle noises in 5.1 Dolby Digital surround sound provides you with the most realistic combat experience ever. Play in several different first person modes (a Freek fighter pilot, a Sentinel footsoldier, a Hungarian civilian) as well as command the very armies of Automagfreek in awesome third person perspective!

Available on XBox, Gamecube, PS2, PC and Mac!

Only $49.99 + shipping and handling. Order yours today!

Ooo!Collectible!*orders*

Excellent. We'll order 2,000 copies as teaching materials for our various Infantry Training Brigades.

*money wired*

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I'll take ten!

21 buck for a DVD?!
I'll take five.

Can I order one and put it on the Rose History Channel? I promised to be un-biased :wink:

Can I order one and put it on the Rose History Channel? I promised to be un-biased :wink:

Sure. :)

COOL i'll take 25

money wired

Great, we'll praise your military prowess, but we'll frown on your massacre. I promise to post the documentary on the forums. Eh, just think of it as a WW2 documentary.

President Sergei Ilyanov of the Commonwealth of the Island of Rose
UN Delegate of The New Roman Empire
Member of the International

I'll take one. Now where to put it....ah! There! In the pile of Uselss Collectable Stuff

ill take one.

GREAT! ILL TAKE 500!

So uh, mind giving me the link? I need to research XD

President Sergei Ilyanov of the Commonwealth of the Island of Rose
UN Delegate of The New Roman Empire
Member of the International

I'll have one hundred for the General Staff Academy, since as well as being educational they should be great entertainment. Money sent.

A measure was introduced into the Alvar parliament to permanently ban the sale of the DVD in the country, but ultimately failed. An excerpt from the argument of dissenting MP K. Petrovich, People's Socialist Party:

"While the actions of Dreadfire may shock and disgust us, as they have in the past during the New Spartha incident, to ban the sale of this video would be to effectively hide his crimes from the general public. This type of flagrant disregard for human life must be placed out in the open for all to see. Therefore, I am proposing my own bill, # 2347-531, mandating that the massacre video be shown within a week on state television, without commentary and prefaced by a graphic content warning."

The measure passed almost unanimously, and thousands of orders for copies were placed from Alvarezistan within the day. The film has become a cult classic among members of the Fascist Combat Battalions, Alvarezistan's notorious right-wing paramilitary organization.

Allanean Ministry Of Education Official Announcement

We would like to purchase 10,000 copies for our high schools and universities.

http://battleroyalefilm.net/wwwimages/kitano.jpg
Takeshi Kitano,
Allanean Minister of Education

So uh, mind giving me the link? I need to research XD

President Sergei Ilyanov of the Commonwealth of the Island of Rose
UN Delegate of The New Roman Empire
Member of the International

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=148222

You stole my idea damn it lol

We'll take a million copies, to be distributed amongst our soldiers with the simple message "This is what you're supposed to do!"

*25 million USD will autowire upon confirmation*

Sarzonia would like to order 10,000 copies for a total of $260,000.

This will be a good exercise for our military history courses in what not to do if you're a tiny country.

All orders have been confirmed and will be promptly shipped.

OOC: Collectable! Woot!

IC:
Let's see;
1 copy for the National Archives, 1 copy for when that copy is lost in the Archives, 1 copy for when that copy is lost is lost in the Archives, 1 copy for when that copy is stolen, 1 copy for when the replacement is lost in the Archives, 1 copy which will actually stay in the National Archives and be findable, 1 copy for each university (make that amount 50 copies just in case), 1 copy for the Parliament's movies night, 40 copies for the military academy (Genocide Studies 101: "How to butcher a population the professional way"), another 50 for the diplomatic corps (Diplomacy 102: "How not to do it") 1 for each of the major broadcasters (makes 14 copies) and 1 for the Premier's personal DVD collection. Oh, and one for the Cenobriach's teenage great-grandson.'s DVD collection.

Message to AMF:
"Well take 163 copies. Money will be wired upon delivery."

Bump for more sales

Magdha would like to order 1000 and rights to use it as a military training video.

21,000+liscensing fees.

AMF is a economic and militaristic genius.

Fascians prefer mass hangings when it comes to killing enemy civilians. Or just hitting them with chemical or biological weapons.

AMF is a economic and militaristic genius.

*bows respectfully*

The Royal Armed Forces of the Grand Duchy of Hamptonshire would like to purchase 10,000 of these DVDs. This DVD will be used to show recruits how best to deal with n00bs. After hours, we will show it to families...something like this is fun for the entire family.

Doujin will purchase 100,000 copies of this DVD.. save us training costs :P

Wow....this DVD is selling like hotcakes! Maybe I should offer a special box set for Christmas!

We'll buy 1,000 for the Army Secret Police and the Teutonic Knights Intelligence Services... They just like to see people suffering.

Money wired.

we will take 600 copies, by any chance do they have interviews with the Sentinals??

---money wired---

we will take 600 copies, by any chance do they have interviews with the Sentinals??

---money wired---

OOC: Nah, they're just mindless killing machines, I don't know how intereting it would be to interview them.

Maybe I'll save that for the special Christmas box set!

OOC: dam oh well i was hopeing the would say how they get there ideas for such wonderful art, i will have to get the X mas box set , by any chance will you be selling the game of it

OOC: any chance will you be selling the game of it


:shock:

*runs off to the drawing board*

OOC: any chance will you be selling the game of it


:shock:

*runs off to the drawing board*

*runs off to the Drawing Board aswell*

must make it first must make it first

Rockstar Games Presents...

The Massacre of Austo Hungary video game!!!

That's right, the makers of Grand Theft Auto III have done it again! Play through 6 challenging levels, including the beach landing, urban assults, aerial bombardments, etc. Play as either the imposing Sentinels to crush the Hungarian menace, or play as the helpless Hungarians and try to repel the vicious Sentinel attack (but that wouldn't be too fun, now would it?).

Beautifully rendered graphics are mixed with actual battle noises in 5.1 Dolby Digital surround sound provides you with the most realistic combat experience ever. Play in several different first person modes (a Freek fighter pilot, a Sentinel footsoldier, a Hungarian civilian) as well as command the very armies of Automagfreek in awesome thrid person perspective!

Available on XBox, Gamecube, PS2, PC and Mac!

Only $49.99 + shipping and handling. Order yours today!

dam it
do u get to do the fun art work?

we will order 6 million copys (got to keep the kids happy and we can sell it to our own people for $69.99)

---Money wired---

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i want to buy the rights to your DVD so i can sell it on my storefront :D name the price oh and i want VHS rights to

OOC: Sorry, the rights are exclusive to me.

SHAMELESS ADVERTISING
DAMIEN THE DESTROYER - XXX FETISH UNLEASHED
Barely legal & HOT HOT HOT!!!

Get yours today for only $40,- per DVD! It's the steal of the century!!!

OOC: :? Ermmm....no.

all take one copy of the game and all the cheats for it (hay I cheat so what?! :lol: )

OOC: :? Ermmm....no.

Now now now this exclusive DVD is an homage to Damien with footage never seen before

Bump

Just one copy of the DVD and one copy of the game. For PC of course.

President Eric Chaknov's birthday is coming up, and we wanted to get him something nice.

Money will be wired.

-Sigma Octavus Foreign Relations

Bump for sales!

Hallad will take 50,000 copies!

*Money Wired*

I want 100,000 copies of the game. For the troops, and a label saying "Do not fight these things for they will castrate you... brutally." Also, the documentary based on the war will be aired on Saturday or Sunday on the state owned Rose History Channel.

The Rose History Channel does not reflect the country's view on the war.

President Sergei Ilyanov of the Commonwealth of the Island of Rose
UN Delegate of The New Roman Empire
Member of the International

Once again, AMF has impressed us with their marketing ability. We will take one game for our furher to play when he should be oppressing the people. *Money will autowire upon confirmation.

Once again, AMF has impressed us with their marketing ability. We will take one game for our furher to play when he should be oppressing the people. *Money will autowire upon confirmation.

*All orders have been confirmed. We thank everyone for their business.*

Island of Rose, I look forward to it. :)