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The Facist Empire of Smutbucket declares war!

Smutbucket
31-05-2004, 20:01
At 17:00 hours today, a spokesperson from the Facist Empire of Smutbucket gave a statement that the country has declared war on Sirens of Titan.

The reason for the declaration of war is due to Sirens of Titan submarines purposely sinking 3 Facist Empire of Smutbucket battle cruisers.

Reports of V2 rockets being fired into the Sirens of Titan capital, and Facist Empire of Smutbucket troops landing on the south-east coast are still coming in.

More on this story as it develops.
BLARGistania
31-05-2004, 20:03
tag.
Smutbucket
31-05-2004, 20:04
Smutbucket
31-05-2004, 20:05
Smutbucket
31-05-2004, 20:09
Follow-up to above article:

Map of Sirens of Titan
http://members.lycos.co.uk/manhattanproject120/map3.gif

Facist Empire of Smutbucket forces are reported to have landed at Memphis and are advancing towards Luxor and Karnak.
The Fedral Union
31-05-2004, 20:27
:shock: The Fed union is osme what worried about this what is the proof that this acualy happend ?
Sirens of Titan
31-05-2004, 20:58
The SoT government is outraged because the Smutbucket ships were in our waters. They were asked to turn around but they didn't. In response to the V2 attacks we have launched 30 non nuclear cruise missiles to the Smutbucket capital.

Losses: 344 citizens dead and 563 wounded.

OOC: smutbucket, please leave Luxor out of this. I need him for another roleplay.
McLeod03
31-05-2004, 21:15
Swedish Dominions
31-05-2004, 21:32
The SoT government is outraged because the Smutbucket ships were in our waters. They were asked to turn around but they didn't. In response to the V2 attacks we have launched 30 non nuclear cruise missiles to the Smutbucket capital.

Losses: 344 citizens dead and 563 wounded.

OOC: smutbucket, please leave Luxor out of this. I need him for another roleplay.

If those casaulties are your ignore this:

You cannot Rp the others casaulties that's the no 1 rule in RP.
Sirens of Titan
01-06-2004, 10:34
Moron, those are my casulties. Ask something before you jump into conclusions.
Praetonia
01-06-2004, 10:38
Dont call him a moron.

and Facist Empire of Smutbucket troops landing on the south-east coast are still coming in.

You cant just land troops like that. Youhave to go through his navy, his airforce, troops on the ground. All those people who would oppose your landing. Plus you cant just instantly have an invasion force, move it thousands of miles and then land it. It's heavily Godmodded.
Huzen Hagen
01-06-2004, 10:42
OOC: Ok im confused, when did this start?
Sirens of Titan
01-06-2004, 10:42
OOC: Instead of whining like a little crybaby to contribute some constructive criticism. He can land on my shores because my coast is horribly exposed and my nation is in total chaos and anarchy. There's no real army and government only a lot of factions fighting for control of the oil fields. Don't be afraid to ask something.
Sirens of Titan
01-06-2004, 10:43
OOC: Ok im confused, when did this start?

Yesterday. Smutty wants war with me just for fun.
Praetonia
01-06-2004, 10:44
OOC: Instead of whining like a little crybaby to contribute some constructive criticism.

Provocative and unneccessary.
Dictatorial dyansty
01-06-2004, 10:44
hmmm
Sirens of Titan
01-06-2004, 10:46
OOC: Instead of whining like a little crybaby to contribute some constructive criticism.

Provocative and unneccessary.

You are whining and you aren't helping new players. That's whining. Don't scream godmod every minute like a maniac.
Praetonia
01-06-2004, 10:51
I was actually offering constructive criticism. Godmod was one word I used right at the end. Read the rest of the paragraph and it does actually offer good advice for newplayer in most circumstances. You may have special circumstance, but how was I to know that? It wasn't the best RP in the world and neither of you stated that the landing would be unopposed for a reason. Now can we stop arguing?
Praetonia
01-06-2004, 10:51
I was actually offering constructive criticism. Godmod was one word I used right at the end. Read the rest of the paragraph and it does actually offer good advice for newplayer in most circumstances. You may have special circumstance, but how was I to know that? It wasn't the best RP in the world and neither of you stated that the landing would be unopposed for a reason. Now can we stop arguing?