NationStates Jolt Archive

Several explosions occured today in the busy streets of Superfantastisch the capital of Facist Fagtopia. The exposions were believed to be from mortar fire, coming from the local military training grounds.

Over 200 people are said to have been killed in the incident, including 2 busloads of school children. When the local military were questioned as to why they were firing mortars into the heart of their capital, the interviewers were imprisoned and later gassed.

More on this story as it develops.

Good RP for a young nation, much better than the usual godmodding and lame spam. Good job and keep it up.

Terrible actions indeed. What can we do to help?

What can be done against a country whos military bombards it's own capital? A statement has yet to be released from the government of Facist Fagtopia about today's events.

We have no idea actually, we were trying to look good. We can always send a basket full of cheeses?

NEIN! Only ze bockwurst vill do for our almighty country! Send von thousand baskets of bockwurst or ve vill send V2 rockets into ze heart of your puny nation!

-Fuhrer Alfred von Kock
President of Fascist Fagtopia

We have sent you a shipload of fresh sausages.

Furher von Kock thanks your nation for the shipload of bockwurst you sent to us. As a gesture of good will, we have ceased blowing up trade ships on your coast.

-Wilhelm Ubermensch
Secretary to the Furher

It's ok. We both love bockworst or whatever the hell that is!

This just in- the final death poll from today's events has been confirmed as 278 people dead, with a further 100 injured. Reports of military gunships launching missles at hospitals located in Superfantastisch have also been confirmed.

More information when we recieve it.