Boersma-La
31-05-2004, 04:48
In a move that has been described as “muscle flexing” Boersma-La announces that it will introduce a new Spider trooper to its ever expanding army. Already home to the Fighting Engine Zombies, Tele-Spider, Alley-Spider, and many others, the introduction of the Egg Nog Spider comes as a shock. Holy Emperor Boersma has proclaimed “The Egg Nog Spider will shower enemies with an Egg Nog so delicious that they will be rendered useless.” An activist in the streets of Boersma-La stated, “This is exactly the problem with Boersma-La, always spending money on military endeavors…” before being dragged off and shot. News has leaked of a strange technology that may allow Boersma-La to blend the powers of spiders to their troopers giving them hip new uniforms, and perhaps leading to a 3-5 episode mini-series.