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Do YOU have high-profile political prisoners you have to detain somewhere far away from any Geneva Conventions or political demonstrators? Well have we got a deal for YOU? Today the Nation of Godmoding Unlimited has opened a top-of-the-line, state-of-the-art facility made just for people like you. There are three levels in each three thousand celled building. We have Cell Block A where prisoners will recieve the best of care. We have Cell Block B where prisoners are allowed fairly humane treatment. And finally there is Cell Block C where those prisoners who need to be broken are sented. And for those prisoners who need to be made an example of there are the Dungons. All activites that occure in the Dungons are classified without exception.
Places are "limited" although openings are appearing all the time for the right price. So Call Now. Operators are standing by. :D

[All deaths, maimings, and shattered minds are not our fault. Nor will they ever be our fault. If you want special treatment you'll have to pay for it. Remember that once these prisoners are recieved into our hands they become our property and are subject to being transferred, detained, killed, enslaved, sold, and bought as the whims of the Council dictate.]

Just in if you call now there will be a 20% discount!!! So call now while spaces are still available and private torturers are still plentiful!

[Offer only available while boss continues nap. As soon as aforementioned Boss wakes up in oh..20 minutes this offer ends. So hurry up!!!]

[OOC]
If a country has political prisoners at all, chances are they are not signatories of the Geneva convention at all. And would have no need for your services.

Also, for a political prisoner to be 'high profile', you nation must have non-government owned media who is willing to risk their own necks to report on the matter.

IMHO,we can keep our own prisoners for next-to-free, why would we pay you to detain them, when you could easily sell them to our enemies for use as puppet government-in-exiles.

So in a nutshell, dumb idea.
[End OOC]

Shonar Bangla has several internal political dissidents post-civil war. These men had started the civil war while the President was on a foreign trip, plunging the nation into religiously polarized war, which required the Secular Army to crush.
So yes, we have several high-profile political prisoners, we are confident that we have captured everyone, not a stone has been left unturned, and our judiciary goes by the doctrine "better to punish 10 innocents if the 1 guilty is included", so I am confident that all culprits have been taken care of. These men are all waiting in trial for crimes against the state, crimes against secularism, crimes against democracy, treason, bribery, etc, etc.

Thank you for your offer anyhow, but I think that the political message will be more vivid if I am the only man in the firing squad, and not some other soldiers, and certainly not in some other nation's dungeons.

Our political prisoners often end up "taking a swim"... About 20 miles out in the ocean in the midst of a pack of sharks... Or they end up "taking a bath"... In a tub full of acid... We don't keep our prisoners long enough to warrant sending them anywhere...

If you're detained by the Teutonic Knights Intelligence Services or by the Army Secret Police, and they hold you for longer than 8-10 hours... You're in trouble... Although they usually hold uncooperative women much longer, so all the agents can "interrogate" them and try to "persuade" them to talk.

The highest crimes in my nation are Treason Against God. Treason against the State. Treason against the Race... Race traitors are usually publicly hanged.

[code:1:8a526f3a15] we have 30 communist prisonersI want sent to cell block C. And 3 I want sent to the dungeon.[/code:1:8a526f3a15]

OOC:Sorry, but the server gave me so much hassle I kind of forgot about this thread. Anyway a few quick replies.

JiangGuo not being disrespectful but shove it.

1.) A political prisoner can come from within your nation as well as without. Therefore Geneva Conventions do not necessarily apply, however when they do apply that is when we step in to prevent firestorms like the prisoner abuse situation with America and the Iraqis. And for the record America is a major signer-on of Geneva Concentions so...

2.)High profile means that everyone is aware of who the prisoner is and what the prisoner is about. Like Saddam Hussein or G.W.Bush they are high profile because everyone knows them. And incase it escaped you the purpose of this place is to remove the person from notice not to raise notice of them. So I don't know what you're talking about.
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.)And lastly refer to 1 and 2 if you want to know why this offer was made in the first place.

Shonar Bangla we are in the business of prolonging pain and torment not executing. Unless however you order it. Also we are quite skilled at removing information from unwilling prisoners and of retraining devidents.
Just saying.

FWS be that as it may, there are always some people who will win the public's simpathy and perhaps start a great deal of trouble amongst the populous. That is why we are here to take that weigh off of your shoulders.

Alright Magdha we'll get right on that. By the way are there any special conditions you'd like for these prisoners? If so either post it here or drop a tele.

I JUST KILLED EVERY CITIZEN OF "FACIST WHITE STATES" BY STEALING THE PRESIDENTS WEAPONS AND USING THEM AGAINST HIM

I JUST KILLED EVERY CITIZEN OF "FACIST WHITE STATES" BY STEALING THE PRESIDENTS WEAPONS AND USING THEM AGAINST HIM


You killed armed citizens in a nation where there are 700 million privately owned guns... The president owns 15,000 guns in his various estates... You mean to tell me you "poofed" into my nation, got past the guards who guard each Rhodes house, and then killed 90 million armed citizens...

You sir are an idiot.

IGNORED....

Hello you are godmoding go away.

FWS be that as it may, there are always some people who will win the public's simpathy and perhaps start a great deal of trouble amongst the populous. That is why we are here to take that weigh off of your shoulders.






We don't really care how sympathetic people are towards somebody we want gone... If FWS wants a Fascian prisoner dead... They wind up dead...

90% of TFW prisons are political enemies, and I wouldn't mind having them taken care of. I have about 200 who are enemies, but who at least are willing to put up with me, so they go to cell block A. There are 500 who need nothing but the humane treatment, so B will be fine. There are 600 I need sent to cell block C, and I have 10 rebels in my cabinet who will be going to the dungeons. For the block C and dungeon people, you are free to "dispose" of them at your will. The others should remain alive until I say otherwise, or I choose to let them out. If that is acceptable, consider the money wired upon confirmation.

[code:1:17d5f7cb76] we have 30 communist prisonersI want sent to cell block C. And 3 I want sent to the dungeon.[/code:1:17d5f7cb76]

Your nation got overrun. I distinctly remember a coalition bombing the hell out of you, before you stopped answering posts.

Done. By the way would you be willing to sell some of the Block A prisoners to our scientist for um... gene therapy? If so we are willing to give you a rebate of 20% on this shipment and all future shipments.

Qualifying convicts get to enter the Bleland convict platoon. Service in the convict platoon involves military training and operations, convicts who successfully complete the convict platoon program can spend their time in the platoon grounds instead of a prison. Those extreme cases they are transferred to the extreme convict platoon, where they undergo grueling training and are usually sent on suicide missions.

Would it be possible to buy some of the C prisoners for...um how to put this lightly...slave labor? you see im trying to have a pyramid finished in time for the national holiday and our people arent enough. i would appreciate it.
-Official Imperator Tom of the Generic Empire

Would it be possible to buy some of the C prisoners for...um how to put this lightly...slave labor? you see im trying to have a pyramid finished in time for the national holiday and our people arent enough. i would appreciate it.
-Official Imperator Tom of the Generic Empire

Of course, how many do you need? Hhmm you seem nice so how about 200 Grand for each group of 2,000. And that is 200,000 USD. Before you completely flip it should be noted that each of the groups sold to you have been specially modified while under our 'care'. There for you a great deal of work out of them before they slowly die. And besides that they have some very special benefits: night vision, obedience implants, keen hearing/smell, resistant to disease, and best of all they cannot lie no matter what! So that is the deal, what do you think? 8)

Do YOU have high-profile political prisoners you have to detain somewhere far away from any Geneva Conventions or political demonstrators? Well have we got a deal for YOU? Today the Nation of Godmoding Unlimited has opened a top-of-the-line, state-of-the-art facility made just for people like you. There are three levels in each three thousand celled building. We have Cell Block A where prisoners will recieve the best of care. We have Cell Block B where prisoners are allowed fairly humane treatment. And finally there is Cell Block C where those prisoners who need to be broken are sented. And for those prisoners who need to be made an example of there are the Dungons. All activites that occure in the Dungons are classified without exception.
Places are "limited" although openings are appearing all the time for the right price. So Call Now. Operators are standing by. :D

[All deaths, maimings, and shattered minds are not our fault. Nor will they ever be our fault. If you want special treatment you'll have to pay for it. Remember that once these prisoners are recieved into our hands they become our property and are subject to being transferred, detained, killed, enslaved, sold, and bought as the whims of the Council dictate.]

We are having trouble in my country. We have at least a excess of millon political prisoners and new prisons are under construction and we are having a few wras on our hands so we are interested in puting the prisoners in cell block C. However there are a few I want "special treatment" for. Greogry Zinoviev leader of the communist party, Natasha Greenfield leader of the enviormentalist group who are advocating terrorism, louis zykovsky who is advocating rights for the poor, Muhammed Rashid who is running a islamic jihad aganst me, john whitfield who is running a Nazi party aganst me, John vinoviskiv who is the head of the intilectuals, nickolia pushkin who runs a stalinist party, Iscoriv rishonik who has gone on a hunger strick to protest my dictatorship and finally Ion Romaniv who thinks my goverment is to soft.

Their Punishments:
Gregory Zinoviev: daily crusifiction
natasha Greenfield: old spanish inquisition torture
Louis Zykovsky: hancuff him to a log and whip him
Muhamid Rashid: old japenes torture were he will have to stand on his tip toes while holding a heavy weight and beat him serverly if he drops it and pour salt on his wounds afterwords.
John Whitfield: rip out the fingernails and nail in babo sticks
John Visovisky: I just want him to under go the suffication treatment
Nickoli Pushkin: chain him to a rackl and beat him, whip him, sufficate himand hose him down.
Ion Romaniv: Give him a very small cage
Iscoriv rishonik:Tie him down to a bed and force feed him through the nose.

Also I would like to buy 2 millon cell block C prisoners.

We will pay you 10 millon for all of this.

Hello I am GU's partner in this endevors and I have this reply to you Yugo.

15 million final offer. You may have the shipment of prisoners you asked for. We are willing to take in something like 15% of your prisoner surplus on an anytime basis with special conditions for addition people. And finally would you like a customized set of videos, photo albums, and momentos including body parts and vials of blood. This is free with the payment for said special treatments except for a payment of $15.00 per set for shipping and handling. Please answer back.

We are conducting a study of how torment affects the continued development of a person. We have several extreme devients, several moderate devients, and a few slight devients. We are also senting a group of norms. Please place some from each group into each cell block including the dungens. We are telling you not to sale any of them off to others and to return them in three weeks time. We are paying you two million dollars for this. If this is acceptable we will sent the subjects and 75% of the cash to you. Upon the end of the time period when the subjects are sent back you'll get the other 25%. Please respond either by posting here or by dropping a telly.

Hello you are godmoding go away.OOC: Oh the irony...

Irony, simrony... it is beyond funny :lol: :lol:

OOC: You guys are soo off topic. And yet...

IC: Is your place inescapable like some other places I could mention?

Yes, this place in dang near inescapable. And most of it's thanks to a nifty little device implanted inside the head of each prisoner. The way it works is that when ever an inmate attempts to leave it creates great pain even to the point of death. Don't worry the implants can be removed later on and best of all a new one can be created for the location you wish to keep the inmate in your country. Besides the devices there is a forcefield network around the island and a surrounding inland sea filled with magna mines. The only other way into the compound is by air and there are anti-aircraft weapons everywhere. Oh and by the way Anandan we accept your deal please feel free to wire the cash any day now.

Please save a four or five spots in Cell Block C and two of the cellars in the Dungenons. We will be senting the prisoners to fill these places in the next couple of days. The check is in the mail.

Hello I am GU's partner in this endevors and I have this reply to you Yugo.

15 million final offer. You may have the shipment of prisoners you asked for. We are willing to take in something like 15% of your prisoner surplus on an anytime basis with special conditions for addition people. And finally would you like a customized set of videos, photo albums, and momentos including body parts and vials of blood. This is free with the payment for said special treatments except for a payment of $15.00 per set for shipping and handling. Please answer back.

I will wire you the 15 millon and I would like some video tapes and photo albums. Also can you jar some of the blood, bodey parts and heads. And I will gladely pay you 15.00.

Hello I am GU's partner in this endevors and I have this reply to you Yugo.

15 million final offer. You may have the shipment of prisoners you asked for. We are willing to take in something like 15% of your prisoner surplus on an anytime basis with special conditions for addition people. And finally would you like a customized set of videos, photo albums, and momentos including body parts and vials of blood. This is free with the payment for said special treatments except for a payment of $15.00 per set for shipping and handling. Please answer back.

I will wire you the 15 millon and I would like some video tapes and photo albums. Also can you jar some of the blood, bodey parts and heads. And I will gladely pay you 15.00.

The check is in the mail and the subjects are on their way.

Okay... guess I'll just bump then.

I don't see nothing wrong with bumping this up again.