NationStates Jolt Archive


Terrorist execution in 10 minutes

Andmerica
30-05-2004, 15:48
iN about 10 minutes, 6 captured terrorists will be shot publicly. 2 were to be shot yesterday, but becuase we captured more, we are doing it today. If you wish for them yourselves, just post here in 10 minutes.
The Burnsian Desert
30-05-2004, 15:50
OOC: Oh! Oh! Post pictures! :twisted:
Andmerica
30-05-2004, 15:55
THis is their leader, who will be shot first :twisted: :
http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/terrorists/yacoubt.jpg
Doomingsland
30-05-2004, 15:57
Fill them with flamable liquid before shooting them, that way they'll explode after you shoot them. That's how we execute terrorists.
The Burnsian Desert
30-05-2004, 15:58
Don't forget to cover them in whipped cream for the kids!
Andmerica
30-05-2004, 15:59
they are taking their last shower, meal, and stuff like that. We are using bullets rubbed in pig guts and fat too.:D
Cam III
30-05-2004, 15:59
Wait for me! Wait for meeeeeeee!
Andmerica
30-05-2004, 16:00
The first one is being killed in 1 minute:
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/photos/afghan_prisoner011231.jpg
The Burnsian Desert
30-05-2004, 16:00
Gory pix!! NOW!
Mooredom
30-05-2004, 16:02
Mooredom a country without capital punishment demands these men be tried fairly and if found guilty punished accordingly
Andmerica
30-05-2004, 16:02
The leader has been shot! yipee! it took 3 head shots at point blank before he stopped moving......http://www.xcomufo.com/forums/html/emoticons/puke.gif
Doomingsland
30-05-2004, 16:03
Don't forget the flammable stuff! :twisted:
Cam III
30-05-2004, 16:05
Gory pix! Gory pix! Gory pix! Gory pix! Gory pix!
Andmerica
30-05-2004, 16:05
The shower ......wasn't just water
Andmerica
30-05-2004, 16:07
2 more are gone. They said "Gib, Gab, chip, gho, ticv" Which translates into "We shall die for our country, but we will still go to hell because of that stupid pig fat"
The Burnsian Desert
30-05-2004, 16:09
ROFL :lol: !
Cam III
30-05-2004, 16:11
Don't hurt your self!
Andmerica
30-05-2004, 16:12
The last three, we shot but missed, and they all peed, pooped, and farted at the same time. We didn't want to clean up their bodies with poop on them, so we just dumped them [alive] into a vat of Hydrochloric acid mixed with pig fat....
Cam III
30-05-2004, 16:14
Thats your dinner sorted then...
Central Facehuggeria
30-05-2004, 16:14
Mooredom a country without capital punishment demands these men be tried fairly and if found guilty punished accordingly

Mooredom is in no position to make demands that infringe upon another nation's soverignty. If Andmerica wants to publically execute terrorists, then that is their coice and you have no right to interfere. We will fully support our fellow International Mall storeowner should you be deemed to make any...aggressive moves towards them.
Andmerica
30-05-2004, 16:15
that is it folks, if you want the first three's bodies, they sell for 50 million a piece, if you want the gooze of the last three, it will be 75 million for each glob, or 100 million for the vat of acid with the gooze still in it:lol:
Cam III
30-05-2004, 16:17
Thats your dinner sorted...

You'll starve.
Technocracia
30-05-2004, 16:18
that is it folks, if you want the first three's bodies, they sell for 50 million a piece, if you want the gooze of the last three, it will be 75 million for each glob, or 100 million for the vat of acid with the gooze still in it:lol:


This is possibly the worst RP'ed execution. Ever. Here was me thinking it might be an interesting national incident until you went republican and started threatening people with pig fat :roll:
Andmerica
30-05-2004, 16:20
the pig fat will discourage future terrorist, becuase they fear the pig, and do not want to even think about it.
Cam III
30-05-2004, 16:22
Cor, you must have massive pigs.
DontPissUsOff
30-05-2004, 16:35
LOL! I can just imagine it:

A bunker. Two soldiers stand on watch, smoking a cigarette.

Soldier 1: "Anythin out there?"

Soldier 2: "No...hey, what the..." (he turns his head to listen)

A deep, grunting "oink...oink..." can be heard in the distance.

Soldier 1: "Is that a..." (he pauses and looks out with his binoculars)

Soldier 2: "PIIIG!!"

A giant pig comes sprinting up to the soldiers at seventy miles per hour, its' oinking shaking the ground, huge as a truck. It scatters soldiers in its' wake, gutting one on its' teeth.

Pig: "OIIIIINK!!!!"

O Fortuna from Carmina Burana. Fade to black with sound of pig rumbling closer.
Cam III
30-05-2004, 16:36
LOLOLOLOLOL!
Andmerica
30-05-2004, 16:39
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Cam III
30-05-2004, 16:43
You should be a stand up comedian.

Not
Niels D
30-05-2004, 16:55
We of Niels D totaly agree with Andmerica. Because terrorist need to be whiped of the face of the world. We Niels D declare the war on terrorisme and we will show no mercy for those who r captured and trialed accordingly with our law. Penalty for terrorisme in what form there is will be punished with death by any means nesecary to let the terrorist see that they don't got a chance against our anti terrorist units and our great people.

with a friendly greet,

Niels Dekkers
ruler of Niels D
Cam III
30-05-2004, 16:57
terrorist need to be whiped

Your going to turn them into whipped cream?
Niels D
30-05-2004, 17:03
if that hurts allot why not
Cam III
30-05-2004, 17:08
I will have to try that sometime...