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As construction equipment pulled away from the shipyards, twelve-dozen loudspeakers blared the Gaia Rodina national anthem to cheering crowds. The overhaul of the mighty Polyarny Naval Base was finished. The massive granite and titanium drydock which would house the mighty ships to be produced for the People's Republic could easily handle weights exceeding 4 million tons. The tide draft of the base was 45 meters at low tide. After fifteen years of excruciating work and massive contributions from allies, the shipyards were not even truly finished yet. They would not be finished until the first Feazanthia-class Super Dreadnought was put to sea.

BUmP

-=Government News Report=-

The massive Dancing Moose Yokosuka Shipyards are to work with the Polyarny shipyards on the Feazanthia class super-battleships. Funding straight from the treasury will be provided as well as Dancing Moose workers and engineers.

Jake Walker
Government Affairs
Dancing Moose

Admiral Bretton stood on top of the DN Doujin, one of the largest warships in the world. Surounding him, the most powerful fleet in the world sailed towards Gaia Rodina, to put an end to their threats. Starting at Polyarny, the Fleet would bombard the entire nation into an oblivion. The 7 Doujin Class Flagships prepared their crews for the long battle to come, as literally over a thousand escorts over 100 kilometers prepared to do battle against any ship that opposed the symbol of Doujin's might - her Navy.

The water was relatively calm, despite the fact that large numbers of warships were traveling in the area. The night was young, and the sky was clear. The radar on the Doujin reached 833 nautical miles, and detected every bird, bee, fish, and whatever else came into range. A pod of orcas could be seen following the large vessels, wondering why they have disturbed their feeding place. The men, all ready for battle, talked jokingly about how easy it would be to dispatch the Gaia Rodinan and her allies fleets, and how easy it would be to utterly destroy the coast and inland of Gaia Rodina. People will learn not to mess with Doujin

7 Doujin Class warships, all in formation, crept along at 16 knots, in the center of the combined armada. No single nation in the world had a Navy that could put up a fight against the one that was heading towards Gaia Rodina. Their orders were clear - to destroy the threat that eminated from Gaia Rodina and Dancing Moose, and to do so with extreme prejudice. To target their civilians, their food stores, their women and children - to teach them a lesson for questioning the Empire of Doujin.

Dozens of aircraft filled the night sky, as at any given time the combined fleet had 300 aircraft in the air doing patrols. The best of the best in Doujin pilot wise was involved in this mission, and their F-109D Super Tempest shook the skies. It was a truely amazing site.

Admiral Bretton, in his black and bold dress uniform, put down his cup of tea. Taking a deep breath, he turned around and headed into the bridge. The bridge itself was one of the most advanced parts of the Doujin Flagship, utilizing a supercomputer in itself to steer the vessel so that it didn't suffer unneeded hull stress. Bretton picked up the intercom handset, and gave an anouncement.

"Crew of the Doujin, this is the Admiral. For years we have allowed the enemies of Doujin slander our name to the world, insult us, and threaten us. Well, today this changes. Today, Doujin strikes back to teach the world a lesson. No longer will we allow this mockery to continue. No longer will we take insults from petty nations like Gaia Rodina and Dancing Moose. No longer will we cower behind the veil of "Peace", and be insulted for holding true to our believes. Today, we are going to WAR. Today, we are fighting for OURSELVES. Today, we will show the world what Doujin is made of!!!!"

Admiral Bretton stood on top of the DN Doujin, one of the largest warships in the world. Surounding him, the most powerful fleet in the world sailed towards Gaia Rodina, to put an end to their threats. Starting at Polyarny, the Fleet would bombard the entire nation into an oblivion. The 7 Doujin Class Flagships prepared their crews for the long battle to come, as literally over a thousand escorts over 100 kilometers prepared to do battle against any ship that opposed the symbol of Doujin's might - her Navy.

The water was relatively calm, despite the fact that large numbers of warships were traveling in the area. The night was young, and the sky was clear. The radar on the Doujin reached 833 nautical miles, and detected every bird, bee, fish, and whatever else came into range. A pod of orcas could be seen following the large vessels, wondering why they have disturbed their feeding place. The men, all ready for battle, talked jokingly about how easy it would be to dispatch the Gaia Rodinan and her allies fleets, and how easy it would be to utterly destroy the coast and inland of Gaia Rodina. People will learn not to mess with Doujin

7 Doujin Class warships, all in formation, crept along at 16 knots, in the center of the combined armada. No single nation in the world had a Navy that could put up a fight against the one that was heading towards Gaia Rodina. Their orders were clear - to destroy the threat that eminated from Gaia Rodina and Dancing Moose, and to do so with extreme prejudice. To target their civilians, their food stores, their women and children - to teach them a lesson for questioning the Empire of Doujin.

Dozens of aircraft filled the night sky, as at any given time the combined fleet had 300 aircraft in the air doing patrols. The best of the best in Doujin pilot wise was involved in this mission, and their F-109D Super Tempest shook the skies. It was a truely amazing site.

Admiral Bretton, in his black and bold dress uniform, put down his cup of tea. Taking a deep breath, he turned around and headed into the bridge. The bridge itself was one of the most advanced parts of the Doujin Flagship, utilizing a supercomputer in itself to steer the vessel so that it didn't suffer unneeded hull stress. Bretton picked up the intercom handset, and gave an anouncement.

"Crew of the Doujin, this is the Admiral. For years we have allowed the enemies of Doujin slander our name to the world, insult us, and threaten us. Well, today this changes. Today, Doujin strikes back to teach the world a lesson. No longer will we allow this mockery to continue. No longer will we take insults from petty nations like Gaia Rodina and Dancing Moose. No longer will we cower behind the veil of "Peace", and be insulted for holding true to our believes. Today, we are going to WAR. Today, we are fighting for OURSELVES. Today, we will show the world what Doujin is made of!!!!"

While we are not at a state of war with Doujin, if you allow your ships to enter regional waters I will retaliate. If foreign warships enter Antarctic waters it is in breach of SAND and will be cause for an attack.

If your ships enter regional waters you are declaring war on Shinoxia.

James O'Kelly
High King of Shinoxia

~TAG~

OOC: I really must see the super dreadnought in action.

The "Apocalypse" Armada, as it was now called, crossed into Antarctic waters preparing to meet any resistance that might come about. Doujin fully realizes that this would probably be considered an act of war against the entire region of Antarctica, but no body on the high seas could muster a force to counter Doujin's.

The Apocalypse Armada, quite literally, contained most of the ships in the Doujin Navy, save for the Defense Fleets which were permenantly stationed at home. 25 Battle Fleets, Four Assault Fleets, and the Aegir Fleet all combined formed the Apocalypse Armada.

An information form was faxed to the Command Center aboard the DN Doujin, and Admiral Bretton laughed heartily as Shinoxia threatened Doujin forces to war if they entered "Antarctic Water", which Doujin does not recognize as "Antarctic Water". Regional Claims made by a group of nations are not recognized by Doujin, as there is no international law supporting them - however, national claims to waters are recognized. Doujin will not enter Shinoxian waters, however we will have passage through 'Antarctic Waters', which in reality is International Water.

"Sir?"

McGrath looked up from his desk. "What is it this time? It seems every time I try to start something one of you comes knocking at my door."

Gulping and stepping all the way into the room, the staff member was obviously trying to avoid eye contact, glancing around the office and nervously twiddling with the papers in his hands.

"You may want to read the latest naval intelligence reports, sir. Apparently there's quite a sizable fleet off of the Rodinian coast," the intern squeaked.

"So?" McGrath questioned, obviously becoming aggravated.

"It's Doujin's, sir."

The intern let out a small yelp as the enormous leader of GM seemed to cross the room in the blink of an eye and snatch the report from his hands.

"W-w-we don't know why yet, sir," the younger man stammered as McGrath returned to his desk, focused on the documents in his hands.

"What. The. Hell? Why the hell would Doujin deploy such a huge force for such a tiny nation? That's more than a display of force, that's to the point most nation's Parliaments would start bitching about excessive amounts being spent on fuel. There's also no apparent reason for this, aside from the connection Gaia Rodina has to Feazanathia," McGrath growled, apparently to no one.

"Would you like me to have an official statement prepared, sir?" the intern asked while slowly retreating to his original position at the entrance to the office.

"No, something is definitely not normal here. We're going to wait this one out a bit. You can g...." His voice was cut off by the sound of the heavy door slamming home. ".....o."

McGrath shook his head in disgust, a scowl forming on his face. What does a man have to do to get some staff members with a pair? Maybe it's time to get some more women in here. he thought. Fourth one this week that's run out like that. And with that, the intelligence reports went into his "Honorable Mention" file, and he returned to his paperwork.

Transnanpastain pledges support to Dancing Moose

(IC post to come)

OOC:
The Dictatorship is here to kick some ass! :twisted: *cocks shotgun* Lock and load, and get ready for some fun!

:wink:

OOC: Pre-congrats on 2000 posts.

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OOC: You tagged 25 minutes ago already..

ooc: we pondered how to defeat this fleet and the solution;

Continious attacks from several Carrier Battlegroups.
and
Mass-Nuking the Entire fleet with 125 Mt ICBMs

OOC-Doujin, I said it once and I'll say it again...you're f***ing nuts.

IC

Premier Romanov massaged his temples as he looked at the intelligence reports.
"The whole fleet?"
"Ewery single ship, save the defense fleet."
"Alright. Signal Polyarny, say they've got hostiles inbound. I vant defenses on full alert. I trust our allies are preparing?"
"Da, Comrade Premier."
"Wery vell. Scramble all three fleets, tell them to arm 'the veapon'. Scramble all defense squadrons, and ready our nuclear capabilities. I vant full coverage against enemy missiles."
"Da, Comrade Premier." As the assistant left, Romanov opened a large bottle of vodka and drank heartily.
"Miller, you are bloody insane. Da svidania."

This Only Proves the Threat that Doujin is to the World! The Communists of the World Must unite for the Common Defense of there Beliefs!

OCC: The Dr_Twist Government is Prepared to sell Gaia Rodina Anti Shipping Missiles Armed With Nuclear Warheads.

Cam III will send his fleet to help Gaia Rodina.

IC: We urge Doujin to recall their massive fleet. What is the need for such a large fleet, if not to intimidate a competitor into submission. What is the matter, is the 'mighty' Doujin fleet so scared of competition?

OOC: Strong condemnations are about the only things I can offer now as I lack an appreciable navy.

Shinoxia is being merciful and will warn Doujin one last time, leave Regional waters or pay the price. You have a large Navy, but it is not a strong as the Shinoxian Royal Navy and Imperial Navy of Dancing Moose combined. In fact, it is far from it.

You have been warned. If you enter Antarctica with imperialistic tendecies you are declaring war on every nation in the region. Turn back or watch as your pretty ships slip below the bottom of Antarctic waters.

Turn back.

James O'Kelly
High King of Shinoxia

Meanwhile...

MADAE East SuperGun Emplacement

On the Shinoxia/Dancing Moose border

For years, Shinoxians and Mooscovites had labored to build the 800 billion MADAE Missile Defense System to protect the region from nuclear attack. The Directorate designed system also had another use...shelling the Hell out of invaders.

The Humongous guns had been built in the mountainous areas of Dancing Moose and Shinoxia, they stood ready to shell any hostile force out of existence.

"Men!" A booming voice coming from a loud speaker jarred the men in the East SuperGun Empacenent (ESGE).

"We have recieved war from the High King himself to destroy any hostile force entering Antarctic waters."

The Shinoxians seemed a little surprised but were prepared to due their duty.

"Word has been passed that a Doujini Fleet, callsign Apocalypse Armada, is entering Snowy Lands waters, bound to destroy the nation of Gaia Rodina, our ally."

The workers hung on his words.

The man on the loudspeaker paused, cleared his throat and continued.

"James O'Kelly, our Great High King, has ordered us to destroy this Fleet if it continues it's course to our territory."

"This is not a drill."

He continued.

"MADAE East SuperGun Emplacement is to be loaded with Scattershot High Explosive Shells, see to it that the Battleships are targeted first, preferably the Doujin."

The Shinoxian workers began to make their way to they're battlestations, time to charge the Gun.

A loud boom filled the air, MADAE was loaded.

"Fire on my Order."

We warn that the use of nuclear weapons in the Antarctic region will likely result in a good chunk of the polar ice cap melting.


[You idiots, don't get so damn hyped up. I bet none of you have considered that this might not be what it seems.]

We warn that the use of nuclear weapons in the Antarctic region will likely result in a good chunk of the polar ice cap melting.


[You idiots, don't get so damn hyped up. I bet none of you have considered that this might not be what it seems.]

OCC: Maybe we should Point out that those Big ass Ships he has Fire's Nuclear Artillery Shell's?

We warn that the use of nuclear weapons in the Antarctic region will likely result in a good chunk of the polar ice cap melting.


[You idiots, don't get so damn hyped up. I bet none of you have considered that this might not be what it seems.]

OOC: Umm...they aren't armed with Nuclear Weapons I said "Scattershot High Explosive Shells" not Nuclear Shells. Please read before you post.

I hope you aren't threatening me because there is little you could do to intimidate me.

We warn that the use of nuclear weapons in the Antarctic region will likely result in a good chunk of the polar ice cap melting.


[You idiots, don't get so damn hyped up. I bet none of you have considered that this might not be what it seems.]

OOC: Idiots? Didnt we say that we will not (keyword being 'not' in case you dont understand) be using nuclear shells, instead we will be using high explosive shells. Please get that through your head before you post again. Thanks.

[*bangs head against wall* Sorry Doujin, but I'm forced to ruin your fun before thse shitheads do something stupid. I meant, did none of you consider that this might be a joke?! Jesus H. Christ, you people are idiots, and warmongers to boot.]

[*bangs head against wall* Sorry Doujin, but I'm forced to ruin your fun before thse shitheads do something stupid. I meant, did none of you consider that this might be a joke?! Jesus H. Christ, you people are idiots, and warmongers to boot.]

OOC: Might want to watch your language man.

A joke? He's assembled an Armada with the purpose of destroying DM and Gaia Rodina I don't think it's a joke.

And about that warmonger thing, he's the one invading, I mean the name of his Fleet is the Apocalypse Armada for God's sake!

OOC: Well if you RP something like that, saying your going to slaughter civilians with 'extreme predjudice' then its kinda hard to take that jokingly.

[Okay, let me spell this out for you. He pointed this thread out in the Concordia boards and the topic and subject of the title was "Joke". In the text of the first message he posted a link to this thread and below it he said "haha... I'm so evil!!". This. Is. A. F*cking. [b]Joke[b]!!! Get it through your thick heads that you've all been had!]

[Okay, let me spell this out for you. He pointed this thread out in the Concordia boards and the topic and subject of the title was "Joke". In the text of the first message he posted a link to this thread and below it he said "haha... I'm so evil!!". This. Is. A. F*cking. [b]Joke[b]!!! Get it through your thick heads that you've all been had!]

OOC: Well in that case that was a huge waste of time and bandwith. He shouldn't be abusing the forum like that.

Nice one.... :lol: :roll: *Shakes Head*

[Okay, let me spell this out for you. He pointed this thread out in the Concordia boards and the topic and subject of the title was "Joke". In the text of the first message he posted a link to this thread and below it he said "haha... I'm so evil!!". This. Is. A. F*cking. [b]Joke[b]!!! Get it through your thick heads that you've all been had!]

I have seen u sit here and Abuse people, even after Shinoxia asked you to watch your Language.

MOD ALERT, For Flaming and Abusing other Players.

OOC: Well if you RP something like that, saying your going to slaughter civilians with 'extreme predjudice' then its kinda hard to take that jokingly.

Im just going to repost that ^^^ because that is all I have to say. Posting an RP like that.... is just....not right.

[Okay, let me spell this out for you. He pointed this thread out in the Concordia boards and the topic and subject of the title was "Joke". In the text of the first message he posted a link to this thread and below it he said "haha... I'm so evil!!". This. Is. A. F*cking. [b]Joke[b]!!! Get it through your thick heads that you've all been had!]

I have seen u sit here and Abuse people, even after Shinoxia asked you to watch your Language.

MOD ALERT, For Flaming and Abusing other Players.

Thank you Dr. Twist.. I have asked people before to keep their language down and some just dont get it.

[There is nothing in the terms of use concerning "language" and AFAIK throwing a few cuss words at a bunch of (insert derogitory word here) to get their attention hardly counts as abuse.]

[There is nothing in the terms of use concerning "language" and AFAIK throwing a few cuss words at a bunch of (insert derogitory word here) to get their attention hardly counts as abuse.]

Im sure there is rules concerning language in the forums. Listen to me now, so in the future you will know... every time you post you have my attention. You dont have to worry about me not reading your posts because believe me, I do. There is no need to be using words like that in a game. It is just worthless and inmature and I suggest you not do it again.

[Well then, when someone tells you that a thread is a joke, I suggest that you actually listen instead of just plowing on insisting that that couldn't be so. FYI, this is hardly the first joke RP.]

[Well then, when someone tells you that a thread is a joke, I suggest that you actually listen instead of just plowing on insisting that that couldn't be so. FYI, this is hardly the first joke RP.]

Did I not? Actually I made two posts acknowledging what you said about Doujins post being a joke, but it looks as if your the one who fails to pay attention.

OOC-Forgive me if I fail to see the humor. I thought this was real, due to the incredibly strained relations between Doujin and Moose/Gaia Rodina. Plus, he hates me OOC. So, naturally, I thought it was real.

Not funny, mate. Not funny at all. Maybe I should launch my entire nuclear arsenal 'as a joke'.

[Doujin has a very sick and twisted sense of humor.]