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Armaggedon is upon us !

Lauda
29-05-2004, 22:52
My fellow citezens of the World,

Within the past few hours the Laudian Space Agency has discovered 3 comets on the collision for this earth. The comets each measure around 7 miles in length and 3 miles across its what LSA are calling global killers.

It is estimated we have 32 days before it impacts out planet, We are appealing to you the people of the world to save our planet. The laudian goverment is already preparing a a system caves deep in the northen mountians to continue our existence. It will be our Noahs Ark, but there is also another option we can not sit by for the next 32 days and wait for judgement day it is believed that we can deflect the comet.

To do this we need the support of all allied and enemy nations to prepare for a epic attempt to save our planet. The proposal is to send 6 multinational teams to these comets to drill to there core drop thermonuclear bombs in and set them off before the comets reach zero barrier which they will do in just under 32 days.

If we fail the impact of these 3 comets will result in mile high tidal waves in the oceans rising to 3 to 5 miles high when they hit land A dust cloud will engulf the upper atmosphere and will kill all plant and animal life within 2 months. This is expected to be followed by a nuclear winter not seen since the time of the dinosaurs.

As of this time I am declaring martial law across the entire of Lauda, The army marines and airforce with local law enforcement will not tollerate any ilegall activites at any point and a 12 midnight curfew is now in affect.

I request all nations begin preparing for this and for the possible salvation of our race, we must and will prevail.

God speed

President of Lauda