NationStates Jolt Archive

Ooc: I made a post and asked people to indulge me so I wouldn’t have to randomly generate my parliament. No one felt like voting so I left it to my handy dandy random number generator. And well this is what happened.
IC:
NWN broadcast:

The Noviet elections within the House of Commons have been concluded and the new Prime Minister has been chosen. Much to everyone’s surprise the fascists have been elected to lead the house for the next RL month. The new Prime Minister’s name is Tatsui Isobe. The Prime Minster ran on a campaign of reducing crime, no matter the cost and increasing military spending, already at an unprecedented 14.95%. Isobe also promised to increase spending on healthcare, which leads many experts to believe his unexpected election to the office were turn coat communist voters tired of squabbling between the NHCB and the Noviet Socialist Party. The National Party has always had a strong following in the southern regions of the country but never been taken very seriously North of God’s Teeth (a mountain range). Back at campaign HQ Isobe had this announcement to make,
“You will serve your country with pride, honour and loyalty. You will elevate our already great country to even higher and loftier stations!”

The official opposition party has been announced as The Scholar’s Party with leader of the opposition being named Archie MacDuff, who had this to say.
“I can’t believe the people elected these fascists in! Do you know what kind of agenda these people have? This is disgracefull!”

Now as a close to our broadcast we will run the active parties and their voting bloc in the House of Commons, good night everyone.
*the following scrolls across the screen*

The Green Party- Advocates a reduced pollution and pro environment
NHCB (Nova Hope Communist Bloc) – Advocates a communal co-operative society to absolve the rich-poor divide at the expense of personal economic freedom.
Loyalist Party – Promotes a return to the feudal empire that once dominated the continent
Neo-Liberal Party – Promotes a hands off economic style of government that would leave only defense and highways in government hands.
Noviet National Party – Advocates the betterment of the state and encourages the individual to give up for the communal better
Noviet Socialist party – Advocates a ‘watered down’ form of communism. Mainly serves to split the communist vote.
Traditionalist Party – Advocates economic freedom while curtailing personal freedoms to protect what they see as the ‘right way’. Has a heavy basis in Catholicism.
NHUWFABT (Nova Hope Union of Workers for a better tomorrow) – Advocates the increase of the minimum wage, increased healthcare etc
The Noviet Fourth Reich – Preaches a master race philosophy, although diverging chapters argue as to the nationality of the master race.
NHBA (Nova Hope Business Associates) – Preaches corporate welfare and a trickle down economy, you must have 10 million in liquid assets to join this party.
The Scholars’ Party – Promotes free education and knowledge above all else
The Gun Club – Promotes the military period.


The Green Party 4
NHCB 8
Loyalist Party 5
Neo-Liberal Party 10
Noviet National Party 22
Noviet Socialist party 6
Traditionalist Party 4
NHUWFABT 6
The Noviet Fourth Reich 1
NHBA 7
The Scholars’ Party 19
The Gun Club 8

ooc: No one cares? Alright. Well it's going to be affecting my RP for the next month putting a nationalist Nova Hope first stance on some of my actions and decisons on issues.

Bit of advice

On NS, when you want people to care, they wont, when you work hard on something , no one sees it.

When you screw up, the entire communtiy is there to mock you, and when someone posts that thier leader lieks Ice Cream, it'll trigger a war of mamoth proportions. An older nation could just post the word hello,m and some newbie WILL tell thm "Good RP!!!!!11"

Welcome to NS :)

ooc: Well I could always change the title to something catchy like gov kills millions, then proclaim it as a joke. But I don't want a repeat of what happened to West Pacific.

Exactly, its kind of a catch 22....though, typing somrthing like

I r 1337, i d3clar war on teh w0rld!!!!!111 gets you views....

ooc: Well I could always change the title to something catchy like gov kills millions, then proclaim it as a joke. But I don't want a repeat of what happened to West Pacific.OOC: Heck, you'd have half the site check out your thread if you did that. Bit of history; when one of my electiosn threads pricked no intrest I created a thread called "Rotovia invades world, everyone defeated" 54 veiwes in the first minute. I whacked up a link to my election thread and bam, free advertising. But seriously, a catchy title always helps.

Im serious, spelling mistakes and 1337 always work!

Bit of advice

On NS, when you want people to care, they wont, when you work hard on something , no one sees it.

When you screw up, the entire communtiy is there to mock you, and when someone posts that thier leader lieks Ice Cream, it'll trigger a war of mamoth proportions. An older nation could just post the word hello,m and some newbie WILL tell thm "Good RP!!!!!11"

Welcome to NS :)

OOC: LOL very true but i dont know whether to consider it funny or sad.
I posted threads where I killed thousands of people and burnt down villages no one batted an eye. A week later I would post a thread about some nonsense law I passed(usually eugenics, or death penalty thing) and people would post threats against me demanding I stop.

I recall Egyptsan TESTING a nuke, and everyone going balistic, and ATA nuking UKN...and only you doing something about it...

I and all the members of Farthen dur D3clar3 war on teh wrld. Join us or feel our rath. :twisted: Mwahahahahahaha

I and all the members of Farthen dur D3clar3 war on teh wrld. Join us or feel our rath. :twisted: Mwahahahahahaha

Stupid n00b, you're wasting bandwidth

((Jus kididng, but, if he was being serious, thats what would have happened))

IC:

The Transnapsatin Goverment sends its congradulation to the Facist party in Nova Hope

We will rampage killing and burning thousands. destroying them unless they join us!!!!!!! :twisted: Will you join Farthen dur :?:

We will rampage killing and burning thousands. destroying them unless they join us!!!!!!! :twisted: Will you join Farthen dur :?:

nah, will nuke you.

20 IGNORE Nukes launched at Deamon Faa

We will rampage killing and burning thousands. destroying them unless they join us!!!!!!! :twisted: Will you join us :?:

You suck at being a n00b man, you're spelling stuff right...your !!!! trials dont end in 1111...theres no 1337 and you didn't say teh!!!!!"

lemme help

We wil Rampage killin and burign 1000s, destroyign t hem unless thye join us!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Will u join us? Join us or die, teh world wil neil b4 me...ph3r!!!!!11

lol this thread is so hijacked.

....damnit!

Im sorry man, ill quit!

:D

The Transnapsatin Goverment sends its congradulation tot he Facist party in Nova Hope


Thank you.

We are always looking for foreign contacts to make the Noviet nation strong. I hope in the future I can count on your support as I attempt to mold this elegant natural clay into a hard, lean and efficient ergonomic design.

As a point of interest you might want to look here http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=148533&highlight= and make a bid on our current military contract.

Tatsui Isobe - Prime Minister

lol don't worry about it I've pretty much given up on it

Transnapastain, and the Directorate, are committed to order and stability in their nations, region, and in the world. We see "peace through power" and "economic mobility" as the most important aspects of our nations. We support autocratic governments who come to power by the will of the people; a people who obviously desire the ace and stability a democratic government does not provide you can indeed count ion diplomatic contact with Transnapastain in the future. We also thank you for the contract opuruntiy, but our shipyards do not produce much of anytihng above a battleship class. I do, however, recogmend, int he furture, you contact my close ally, Kaukolastan, and inquire about his Tri-Marian Dominator Dreadnaughts. Should you need air power, however, we may be able to assait you

OOC: didnt mean to hijack, not the good tihng to do around here..please, lord, dont learn from me :) Anyways, i thought you might appercaite at least ONE IC comment :)

the UKN High Parliment expresses it's concern about the new Goverment, and wishes to send additional Security guards to it's Embassy in Nova Hope.

the UKN High Parliment expresses it's concern about the new Goverment, and wishes to send additional Security guards to it's Embassy in Nova Hope.

While the recent rise of fascism in the House of Commons does raise an eyebrow I assure you your diplomats are safe. We do have two other branches of government to act as a check to make sure the PM, doesn’t have too much power. For the PM to do anything he would need to have my approval or congress.

As for the increase in security it is permissible, what exactly where you thinking, another ten men? If it would make you more at ease I can bring yourself or a proxy around on a tour of the capital to assuage your fears.

Eric Lincoln - President

the UKN High Parliment expresses it's concern about the new Goverment, and wishes to send additional Security guards to it's Embassy in Nova Hope.

While the recent rise of fascism in the House of Commons does raise an eyebrow I assure you your diplomats are safe. We do have two other branches of government to act as a check to make sure the PM, doesn’t have too much power. For the PM to do anything he would need to have my approval or congress.

As for the increase in security it is permissible, what exactly where you thinking, another ten men? If it would make you more at ease I can bring yourself or a proxy around on a tour of the capital to assuage your fears.

Eric Lincoln - President

5 Men and an MBT would be more preferable.

the UKN High Parliment expresses it's concern about the new Goverment, and wishes to send additional Security guards to it's Embassy in Nova Hope.

While the recent rise of fascism in the House of Commons does raise an eyebrow I assure you your diplomats are safe. We do have two other branches of government to act as a check to make sure the PM, doesn’t have too much power. For the PM to do anything he would need to have my approval or congress.

As for the increase in security it is permissible, what exactly where you thinking, another ten men? If it would make you more at ease I can bring yourself or a proxy around on a tour of the capital to assuage your fears.

Eric Lincoln - President

5 Men and an MBT would be more preferable.

I'm afraid the positioning of 'any' heavy ordinance in our country is not permissable. We can understand your need for security but that is quite frankly ludicrous. What exactly would you be using it for?

the UKN High Parliment expresses it's concern about the new Goverment, and wishes to send additional Security guards to it's Embassy in Nova Hope.

While the recent rise of fascism in the House of Commons does raise an eyebrow I assure you your diplomats are safe. We do have two other branches of government to act as a check to make sure the PM, doesn’t have too much power. For the PM to do anything he would need to have my approval or congress.

As for the increase in security it is permissible, what exactly where you thinking, another ten men? If it would make you more at ease I can bring yourself or a proxy around on a tour of the capital to assuage your fears.

Eric Lincoln - President

5 Men and an MBT would be more preferable.

I'm afraid the positioning of 'any' heavy ordinance in our country is not permissable. We can understand your need for security but that is quite frankly ludicrous. What exactly would you be using it for?

10 men would be satisfactory then.

Continuing its policy of isolationism against Fascist nations and administrations, all Aequatian nationals within the nation of Nova Hope are to be withdrawn from the country. An Aequatian Navy Carrier nearby on exercise will be diverted to assist in the extraction of Aequatian citizens from N.H.

http://home.tiscali.nl/~ti019223/mil/4/usn/aircraft/nimitz.jpg
RSS Normandy en route to Nova Hope waters.

Continuing its policy of isolationism against Fascist nations and administrations, all Aequatian nationals within the nation of Nova Hope are to be withdrawn from the country. An Aequatian Navy Carrier nearby on exercise will be diverted to assist in the extraction of Aequatian citizens from N.H.

http://home.tiscali.nl/~ti019223/mil/4/usn/aircraft/nimitz.jpg
RSS Normandy en route to Nova Hope waters.

While this is of course your right and of course we will assist you by air lifting your people to your carrier, which will be in international waters, I assure you we are not a fascist regime. The House of Commons has been elected to a nationalist/fascist platform by the people and I will abide by their decision. I myself am not a fascist and the congress only has two members of the Noviet National Party, which means the check holds true and no one ideology is dominating our government. We thank your people for visiting our country and are truly sad to see them go, especially over something as small as this.

President Eric Lincoln

While this is of course your right and of course we will assist you by air lifting your people to your carrier, which will be in international waters, I assure you we are not a fascist regime. The House of Commons has been elected to a nationalist/fascist platform by the people and I will abide by their decision. I myself am not a fascist and the congress only has two members of the Noviet National Party, which means the check holds true and no one ideology is dominating our government. We thank your people for visiting our country and are truly sad to see them go, especially over something as small as this.

President Eric Lincoln

Your assistance and co-operation during this time is greatly appreciated, should the Fascist element of your government be wiped away, perhaps our nations can enjoy prosperous times as allies.

Nova, check TG's

Nova, check TG's

Done your added to AIM and I'm online.

While this is of course your right and of course we will assist you by air lifting your people to your carrier, which will be in international waters, I assure you we are not a fascist regime. The House of Commons has been elected to a nationalist/fascist platform by the people and I will abide by their decision. I myself am not a fascist and the congress only has two members of the Noviet National Party, which means the check holds true and no one ideology is dominating our government. We thank your people for visiting our country and are truly sad to see them go, especially over something as small as this.

President Eric Lincoln

Your assistance and co-operation during this time is greatly appreciated, should the Fascist element of your government be wiped away, perhaps our nations can enjoy prosperous times as allies.


Thankfully I as one man cannot make those sweeping changes to the government. The people have elected in Tatsui Isobe as their Prime Minister and he won’t be eligible for removal until the next election. I would like to make friendly relations with you however if we cannot be friends because of our democratically elected leaders then I guess we will have to remain neutral. As for your nationals, they’re welcome back to spend their money in my country any time.

Another TG
:)